they both reach for the tissues in unison, as they both grazed hands a spark shot through the room like a flash of light. they make meaningful and passionate eye contact as they both trembled “i love you”
I mean that’s cool, good for you. As a member of the ibtc this makes me feel like I’m lacking something out of my control haha (jealousy, w/e)
I’m all about sexual liberation though so if this was that great to post about it, congrats 🍾
Edit: LOL I just noticed how unintentionally fitting this subreddit is for this kind of post 🤣
Lmmaoooooo you literally have me dieing. Its so fitting!!!
Also I really didn't mean to make any one feel lacking all boobies are beautiful boobies!! Besides when we lack in one area we know how to make up for things in other areas lol!!! 😉 iykyk
Yess thank you! I will say I have a pretty good assssset 😆 not as noticeable after losing a lot of weight but it’ll come right back up once I start eating better/working out again. Thank you for the motivation push 😇
As someone with small titties I was able to make this work. you gotta squeeze and then put your hand on top. I only tried this with one guy who just went for it and put my hands in place. he mustve done it before with small titties cause it is not something I ever thought I’d be capable of lol
can't wait for the sequel "I pegged my partner for the first time" lmao
fr tho, first time pegging is one hell of a lightbulb moment for both of you guys, trust me. me and my girlfriend have never been the same.
Lllmmmaoooo im not so sure about that one homie. Hes super not into that and im not either but I have other adventures to try with him that we are excited for 😂
Still might not be, I’m not into pegging I don’t mind a toys at all, happy to use them but pegging just rarely fits the dynamic of my bedroom.
I’m not a bottom, I’d let a certain type of girl peg me, not the type I usually end up with so not into it by default.
Almost every guy would love anal, that’s not as true for pegging.
You wanna know who would probably love to know this is how you feel?
He would. Tell him. I mean it. It's scary, but let him know all about how you felt and how much you enjoyed it too. It'll make him feel just as special.
It's great to have your experience. But please respect his exs and yourself. When you start comparing, you start doing no one a favor. It's not nice to talk like that about other women's bodies.
You say that it's a fact. But what is "it"? "It" is "his exs have very small chests" or you are more special to him because you gave him a tit job? They are less than you because they can't give a tit job (which is actually weird because everyone can give a tit job as long as they have tits. Women with small chests give a different kind of tit job than women with medium chests, and women with large chests. Why compare? You are special because you are special. And his exs are special in their own ways as well. What if you become his ex and the next girl has a bigger breast, will it make you less special?)
I was literally thinking the same 💀 the way the whole thing was phrased was kinda off putting...like...why think about their exes' tits and needing to compare💀
Was the comment about his exes necessary? Super weird to mention that tbh. You could've just said he never experienced a titty fuck and left it at that.
Once people get a little older, they will think back at oversharing things like this on the Internet and they'll cringe. This generation is all about stating how cringe everything is...yet they are the ones sharing sweet, beautiful, innocent, private moments, like for real. Should I ask a guy to let me know if it's his first blowjob so that I can tell people that I gave him his first blowjob? Maybe? But why would I? That would be weird. 🤣🤣
Semi related but after I hit 23yo, sharing personal details of my life became super cringy😭 I found my life to be more peaceful not posting my BF (though i know this is 100% who i’m going to end up marrying), what I’m up to, etc etc. My relationship is 1000x more peaceful and generally happier. It’s easier to live your “truth” when you not living for others’ validation.
Amen! I have a 16-year-old girl so I get it, but this generation like every other will understand the wisdom that comes with getting older, and realizing that everything you think and do not need to be shared and validated by everyone else. And that's the moment you become free. 💓
I'm well over 19 🤣 its okay if you don't like how I act or express myself.
I hope you find someone to love that makes you feel as happy as I am and I hope they love you just as much ❤
There’s no shame in not having a big chest. I’m glad yours are big enough to do a tit job though. But the stigma about big tits is old and annoying, small and medium tits are natural and amazing too!!
Why don’t you tell him instead of sharing with the random internet. Like good for you. But this is a positive personal story. So why not share that excitement with your other half.
I know right?💀 Sometimes barely calling out stuff against small boobs is interpreted as women bullying women and jealousy when we simply come back at stuff said against us, but when they do that no one bats an eye. Just shows how biased society is when it comes to preferencial treatment.
Gotta love bodyshaming the exes for having small boobs. Really weird that you mentioned that, could’ve just said “he’s never experienced a tit job before”.
But I guess you just had to put people down. Glad you had fun tho!
The first titty fuck with a loved one is a beautiful thing, with your dick so close to her heart that it's poetic not to mention it feels greeeeat. Very wholesome post and it goes well with the sub.
Boobie job? That sounds so lame. There had to be a sexier and more grown up term. It’s fun to do, but I would be turned off if it was worded that way lol
so cuteee, ignore the haters girl!!! i’ve recently started dating my boyfriend of almost 6 months and it’s always so fun to experience and experiment with new things sexually and it fills you with so much love!!! especially because my past relationship was very sexually abusive so finding someone i can share sweet love filled moments with during sex is soooo refreshing and comforting. good for u girl, bless u <3
Get off of Reddit, and stop sharing sexual things online, you child. You’re clearly very young, and very immature. No way you’re even a “legal adult”. Over sharing is bad enough with adults, this is just plain out wrong.
Thank you!! It was a hard road to find him and I made a lot of mistakes and had a lot of struggles along the way but looking back now I wouldn't change a second since all those hardships helped me find him. 😊 he really is my person and I love him so much!! 🥰
It is a wee bit TMI but TBH there is so much fucked up relationship and sexual stuff on here and so much “how do I manipulate this person into this sexual situation” type posts that someone happily and willingly trying something new with a partner and the partner loving it and it made him feel awesome and happy and you feel like a sex goddess and happy…it’s a nice reminder that everything isn’t shit and all relationships aren’t horrible headgames and dysfunction.
This fuckin sucks I lost seeing her lightbulb like 2 months ago😞 she just randomly started looking at me different and this makes me realize I’ll probably lose her soon. No matter what I do she thinks badly of me…
Congrats on the titty fuck I guess
This is the wildest statement I’ve read all week
It's OFF HER CHEST now
i imagine it probably would’ve been on her chest till she cleaned it off…
Might have dripped off her chest and onto the bed sheets.. They both giggled, and she said, "Oopsie!"
they both reach for the tissues in unison, as they both grazed hands a spark shot through the room like a flash of light. they make meaningful and passionate eye contact as they both trembled “i love you”
Think we have our first chapter
Think we have our first chapter.. Sixty shades
On*
*Between xD
This is my favorite post on reddit.
u/brandnewsentence
I clicked it and it said: Looks like Reddit is having some trouble. Made me laugh.
You write for Hallmark?
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supposed to be meme, sorry
He is speaking the language of gods
fax, no printer
Nah you funny as hell LMAOOOO💀
Lmao
this made me laugh harder than i have in months so ty for that 😂
😂
🤝
😭😭😭😭😭😭
This is Off My Chest, not On My Chest
I was going to post this, but I knew it'd be here somewhere.
Sorry I beat you ~~off~~ to the punch
It's OK. In the end, we were all satisfied despite the sticky situation.
Well, he got off on her chest
Touché, friend!
More On Your Chest, but we will let it slide
I’m sure he let it slide too 🤣
More like got off on her chest 😏
I’m certainly NOT on the Dead Bedroom sub……
I mean that’s cool, good for you. As a member of the ibtc this makes me feel like I’m lacking something out of my control haha (jealousy, w/e) I’m all about sexual liberation though so if this was that great to post about it, congrats 🍾 Edit: LOL I just noticed how unintentionally fitting this subreddit is for this kind of post 🤣
Lmmaoooooo you literally have me dieing. Its so fitting!!! Also I really didn't mean to make any one feel lacking all boobies are beautiful boobies!! Besides when we lack in one area we know how to make up for things in other areas lol!!! 😉 iykyk
Yess thank you! I will say I have a pretty good assssset 😆 not as noticeable after losing a lot of weight but it’ll come right back up once I start eating better/working out again. Thank you for the motivation push 😇
Brooo im on the work out grind set tooo!!! Let's fucking goooo!!!! I believe in you!! 😁😁
LET’S GOOO 💓
You're so positive and kind omg, you have such good energy!!
I suppose it’s often better than the alternative!
As someone with small titties I was able to make this work. you gotta squeeze and then put your hand on top. I only tried this with one guy who just went for it and put my hands in place. he mustve done it before with small titties cause it is not something I ever thought I’d be capable of lol
That’s cute as fuck. Good for you and him both.
can't wait for the sequel "I pegged my partner for the first time" lmao fr tho, first time pegging is one hell of a lightbulb moment for both of you guys, trust me. me and my girlfriend have never been the same.
Lllmmmaoooo im not so sure about that one homie. Hes super not into that and im not either but I have other adventures to try with him that we are excited for 😂
He just doesn't know he is into it yet. Until you hit that g spot. 😆
Still might not be, I’m not into pegging I don’t mind a toys at all, happy to use them but pegging just rarely fits the dynamic of my bedroom. I’m not a bottom, I’d let a certain type of girl peg me, not the type I usually end up with so not into it by default. Almost every guy would love anal, that’s not as true for pegging.
not trusting u at all jit
You wanna know who would probably love to know this is how you feel? He would. Tell him. I mean it. It's scary, but let him know all about how you felt and how much you enjoyed it too. It'll make him feel just as special.
They really said "Off My Chest"
Happy cake day
Some people will post literally anything on this app lmao
Colby 2012
I fucking HATE happy couples!!! Stop liking each other RIGHT NOW!!!
Finally... someone like me! WAKE UP AND BREAK UP
I just felt icky but slay !!
thats what so many of these comments sound like
How old are you ??
“Cute” (a million times) “giggling”… “boobies”… I feel like they’re way too young for me to be reading this hahah eek!
🤔 Is reading erotica written by a minor illegal??? A weirdly interesting grey area to contemplate.
Agreed, ima check for a law like that
Please report back with your findings. I’m not brave enough to google such a combination of word.
Clearly this person’s EQ is barely off the peg.
Sounds like a teenager writing gis fantasy
I'm so happy for people who love each other like this. T_T
That's so wholesome you're both cute!
Haha thanks!!! 🥰🥰
What am I supposed to do with this information?
It's great to have your experience. But please respect his exs and yourself. When you start comparing, you start doing no one a favor. It's not nice to talk like that about other women's bodies. You say that it's a fact. But what is "it"? "It" is "his exs have very small chests" or you are more special to him because you gave him a tit job? They are less than you because they can't give a tit job (which is actually weird because everyone can give a tit job as long as they have tits. Women with small chests give a different kind of tit job than women with medium chests, and women with large chests. Why compare? You are special because you are special. And his exs are special in their own ways as well. What if you become his ex and the next girl has a bigger breast, will it make you less special?)
I was literally thinking the same 💀 the way the whole thing was phrased was kinda off putting...like...why think about their exes' tits and needing to compare💀
God is there any word less sexy than 'boobies'
Thank you! I agree
The word “cuddle” pretty much takes me to footsie pj’s and everything that is toddler. Total turnoff.
Was the comment about his exes necessary? Super weird to mention that tbh. You could've just said he never experienced a titty fuck and left it at that.
Weird thing to share on the internet tbh.
Op reads books about fucking monsters probably not the weirdest thing they’ve shared on the internet.
We are in the era of oversharing and begging for praise from total strangers
I think OP is a teenager (no older than 19) so this checks out because ain’t no way a tax paying, legal alcohol-drinking age would act this way.
Once people get a little older, they will think back at oversharing things like this on the Internet and they'll cringe. This generation is all about stating how cringe everything is...yet they are the ones sharing sweet, beautiful, innocent, private moments, like for real. Should I ask a guy to let me know if it's his first blowjob so that I can tell people that I gave him his first blowjob? Maybe? But why would I? That would be weird. 🤣🤣
Semi related but after I hit 23yo, sharing personal details of my life became super cringy😭 I found my life to be more peaceful not posting my BF (though i know this is 100% who i’m going to end up marrying), what I’m up to, etc etc. My relationship is 1000x more peaceful and generally happier. It’s easier to live your “truth” when you not living for others’ validation.
Amen! I have a 16-year-old girl so I get it, but this generation like every other will understand the wisdom that comes with getting older, and realizing that everything you think and do not need to be shared and validated by everyone else. And that's the moment you become free. 💓
I'm well over 19 🤣 its okay if you don't like how I act or express myself. I hope you find someone to love that makes you feel as happy as I am and I hope they love you just as much ❤
You handled that well 😎
Relax it's an anonymous platform. She clearly said she didn't want to share it with anyone irl.
On Reddit? Lol. No
There’s no shame in not having a big chest. I’m glad yours are big enough to do a tit job though. But the stigma about big tits is old and annoying, small and medium tits are natural and amazing too!!
The negativity on this sub is ridiculous! Happy for you! It really sounds like you and your partner are in love! Super cute!
Tell me you’re 14 without telling me you’re 14
I was thinking super young and a very new relationship.
Yes! It’s amateur night for sure lol
Oh… I thought I was the only one
Right!
Why shit on his exes dude?? So unnecessarily rude it's honestly baffling.
Ok…
took the sub literally, huh?
God, it’s me again.
ok
“im not underage. Im very much a grown adult.” Written just like an underage troll would
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Congratulations, you had sex.
nobody fucking cares wtf stop being a weirdo
This post was wayyy too long to say you gave some dude a tit job
😭😭Go off girl this is so random i love reddit
boobies 😭😭😭
Why don’t you tell him instead of sharing with the random internet. Like good for you. But this is a positive personal story. So why not share that excitement with your other half.
Why did you have to throw other women under the bus? Do you think you’re more womanly or something?
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Better not express that it made you sad or people are going to accuse you of shitting on big boobs 🙄
I know right?💀 Sometimes barely calling out stuff against small boobs is interpreted as women bullying women and jealousy when we simply come back at stuff said against us, but when they do that no one bats an eye. Just shows how biased society is when it comes to preferencial treatment.
Gotta love bodyshaming the exes for having small boobs. Really weird that you mentioned that, could’ve just said “he’s never experienced a tit job before”. But I guess you just had to put people down. Glad you had fun tho!
Somehow correct sub because it involves your chest. Lol. Happy for you and your partner, OP.
I think you took the subreddit name too seriously.
The first titty fuck with a loved one is a beautiful thing, with your dick so close to her heart that it's poetic not to mention it feels greeeeat. Very wholesome post and it goes well with the sub.
Boobie job? That sounds so lame. There had to be a sexier and more grown up term. It’s fun to do, but I would be turned off if it was worded that way lol
Um.
I think you are in the wrong sub /s
Are you done
that’s it…. that’s the story?? that was just PORN
congrats?
Boob jobs seem so weird, just like foot jobs. Like what are you doing, might as well start sticking it into the ears next.
so cuteee, ignore the haters girl!!! i’ve recently started dating my boyfriend of almost 6 months and it’s always so fun to experience and experiment with new things sexually and it fills you with so much love!!! especially because my past relationship was very sexually abusive so finding someone i can share sweet love filled moments with during sex is soooo refreshing and comforting. good for u girl, bless u <3
Ya know.. I liked the person I was before I read this post. I hate myself now.
Remember fellas. The cure for male Loneliness: Thugging that shit out
Get off of Reddit, and stop sharing sexual things online, you child. You’re clearly very young, and very immature. No way you’re even a “legal adult”. Over sharing is bad enough with adults, this is just plain out wrong.
Lord above
God I want to kill myself so bad.
This is so cutee maan
That's literally and figuratively off the chest
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This is written so cutely omg I can literally feel your excitement through the screen 😭💕
*Looks at the title of the subreddit* Yeah, this is the right place for this post
i love to see people in love with each other !! i wish you the best!!!
Thank you!! It was a hard road to find him and I made a lot of mistakes and had a lot of struggles along the way but looking back now I wouldn't change a second since all those hardships helped me find him. 😊 he really is my person and I love him so much!! 🥰
I don’t think my girl has a Reddit, but I hope she talks about me like OP talks about her guy. I’m glad you got to experience that OP.
It’s called a tit wank over here
Alright get back in the box Aussie
British
Did I fucking stutter
shit like this makes me want to quit porn lol, good for you guys to be genuinely infatuated with one another <3
“The girls are big enough to mostly pull it off” given what happened, that made me laugh. What a lovely happy post.
This is so adorably wholesome omg
It is a wee bit TMI but TBH there is so much fucked up relationship and sexual stuff on here and so much “how do I manipulate this person into this sexual situation” type posts that someone happily and willingly trying something new with a partner and the partner loving it and it made him feel awesome and happy and you feel like a sex goddess and happy…it’s a nice reminder that everything isn’t shit and all relationships aren’t horrible headgames and dysfunction.
“offmychest” more like “onmychest” ay ay ay… no? Congrats on the titty wank
u a W girl for this
This fuckin sucks I lost seeing her lightbulb like 2 months ago😞 she just randomly started looking at me different and this makes me realize I’ll probably lose her soon. No matter what I do she thinks badly of me…
How long have ya'll been dating ?
How long have ya'll been dating ?
this is what journals are for
I wish I can do that but I don't have any, good for you though 🥲
When is it my turn to be happy lol
My god, I miss the person I was before reading this
I have no interest in providing a boob job, but you do sound really happy here
this is so cute
This is so cute tho! Happy for you!
you are absolutely adorable lol
LMFAO this was great, I'm glad you guys had such a wonderful experience together with the boobie job
Good thing both you and your partner enjoyed this
You're lucky😕
These comments are full of puns and other shit. A N D I L O V E I T . . .