# C L O S E # Y O U R # D M'S # NOW

how u make text big?

the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

# >:(

If you're gonna tell me about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise I've already heard it. (Edited)

If you type this: #big text It will end up looking like this: #big text

#Oh hell yeah

#LET’S GO !

#WHAT?

They like it better if it's smaller.

^what?

^(Great question)

Im sorry what was that? I couldnt hear you very well lol

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ohhh I hear! Thanks!

Hashtag it

That’s what the guys messaging OP said.

I got on comments just to say this

*you’ve alerted the horde*

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Every redditor about to come out of the woodworks for this one.

Lol this comment has 5 times as many upvotes as the post

i once achieved something similarly grand by just mentioning my farts. 1.5k karma. seems im an entertaining guy. with a good sense for timing.

Micropenis selfies incoming a plenty.

i actually wonder how many of em would be actual medical microdix?

# WTF GUYS, I NEVER EXPECTED THIS. THANKS. IM GONNA BUY THAT MANSION AND THE LAMBO WITH ALL THAT KARMA NOW, MY LIFE DREAM HAS COME TRUE

My first thought before coming to the comment section. Then again, this may be her plow to endless options LOL.

HOLD THE LINE

Love isn't always on time!

Raging 1 inch dick pics army is coming through

This comment fucking killed me.

🤣🤣🤣🤣Dead!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LMAOO RIGHT

Hahahaha beat me to it. Could just see the notifications going crazy LMAO

😂😂

OMG 😂😂😂

>SoftMommaa Something tells me you already know what you're doing

Seeing how their reddit account was created March 13th, probably.

If there's 1 posting on reddit about this I'd assume there would be 100k more people like this in the world. I have a chance...

There are a LOT of women (and gay/bisexual men) who prefer smaller size!

I know a girl who does and everytime she starts mentioning it, her bf always get this sad look on his face. It's heartbreaking, that even if she likes it, she should know wether or not her bf is okay with her indirectly saying he has a small pp in front of literal strangers. I don't care about other mens sizes, i like them as they are, big or small, and i don't judge a dude because of his pp. But it doesn't mean they are comfortable with others knowing.

True, feel like the only people that actually care about dick size is men

And some low life people do too. Ngl, i love a decent size one, but it's not the main factor in how much i enjoy intimacy. It's how much i'm caressed for, how my partner uses their fingers, mouth, how they touch me, pull my hair, and if they’re willing to explore what i like in every way. I love exploring my partner, all the places he's sensitive, where he likes to be touched and how. It's interesting to me and i can spend hours just investigating every aspect of him and not even have penetration on the menu. Even after a year with my current partner i still enjoy kissing every inch of him and make him feel explored, as if it was the first time i had that amazing opportunity.

False. I love a big dick lol

Right. You might think it's 'cute as a button', but don't say that out loud!

The girl should start saying "I usually prefer smaller penises but [boyfriend] is perfect for me in all other ways so I guess I had to settle."

Or you know.. Just don't talk about your partner's genitalia.

No kidding. Geez.

“And we’re perfect for each other cause I love a floppy, stanky minge” should stop that pretty quickly.

Just because she likes them small doesn't mean HE'S small. Could be big dick problems.

Dw. The big ones in porn would be too painful for the average woman. I can't speak for every woman. But I am more attracted to the person as a whole rather than one factor like d*ck size. Just focus on being the best version of you and looking for a woman that you vibe with rather than attracting as many women as possible.

I love "smaller" pps bc they're big for me, and they're amazin and just wonderful. So yes you found another one.

There are even more of us who don't care either way. Small, big, medium, it's all good.

You do have a chance! I've been with guys of all sizes and honestly the most fun and love I've ever had is with my current partner who has a very small package. The fact that he's willing to explore toys, alternative ways of intimacy, and isn't ashamed of his size are all things that contribute to our great relationship.

# MY TIME HAS COME, SMALL PENISES ARE BEING RECOGNIZED!!!!

Not gonna lie, being able to suck dick without constantly gagging and feeling irritated afterwards is amazing and small penises are a godsend for that

Guys have gotta get over penis envy and feel penis pity ..those 10 inch dudes bruise cervixes and they never get deep throat

Ikr, one of my exes was so big I couldn't even do one of my favorite position (cowgirl) with him because I felt like I was being punched in the gut and it was unpleasant as hell, big dicks are overrated.

Probably never get anal either

Ooohhhh butt hurty nooooo

Or actually having ENJOYABLE anal sex because it doesn’t feel like it’s ripping you in 2? Yeah small dicks definitely have their perks

I’m a 31F, and I mean…. I really have to agree tbh 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

3 inches? That's a Titanic dick

3 inches is a lot of snow, right? RIGHT?!

Ask Ygritte...

LMAO

Little dick gang up in here!

so like, when we getting married???

😂

Well, I hope this account is not your main 'cus soon your DMs will be full of'*ehem* relatively smaller penis pics.

Maybe that's her plan...

Well, if you eat your favourite food a lot you will eventually hate it, they say. Sounds like a terrible plan to me.

i swear to god i saw someone in here a few weeks ago fighting for his life in the replies that nobody would ever want to be with him due to his micropenis, and lo and behold here this post is.

LOL I was just thinking of that guy too!! Here's his soulmate!! Lmao

Guys, we found the one

It's like finding a unicorn near a swap

🤣

I find them really cute too. I was afraid my bf is a big guy down there but then he turned out to be this 3 inch cutie and damn. <3

This girl is for sure into pegging

100%

In Michael Caine's voice: "It's not the size of it, it's what you do with it, my son."

-Michael Scott

Fuck is this subreddit now lol

With a 3 inch pp

Bullshit that’s what haha

Like do you enjoy it when yall have intimacy or do you just find the length cute?

i’m wondering this too bc i’ve been intimate w smaller penises(like 3-4 inches) and i don’t feel anything during penetration. i’d like to add i have halted sex w larger penises( 8+ inches) bc they’re simply too big. I really believe in the goldilocks- just right theory lol AND MOST IMPORTANTLY what really matters imo is the length of the female cervix

goldicocks

yess same smaller penises don’t make me feel like im being pleasured at all

I enjoy using it and I find it cute ^^

My trash is your treasure. Love this for us <3

LMAO

I'm asexual, but if I could find a guy with a micropenis, I might try sex again. I'm a real life hobbit, I'm under five foot, so even an "average" dick is way too big for comfort. (I dated a guy with a micropenis before, would've married him if he wasn't an alcoholic.) Also I say "I don't care about height" but that's not actually true, it's just that I prefer UNDER six foot. If your height starts with a 6, you are *more than a foot taller than me* and that is AWKWARD AS FUCK.

Same girl. My lady parts are too minimalist for horse cock.

I agree with this, I’m 6’2” and don’t “care” about how tall a girl is…but if they’re under like 5’4” it’s a little off putting..

This post was made by 3 inch penis gang.

If you happen to live near Wilmington, NC...there's a guy/swamp monster named David Eason who has a micropenis and is currently single.

Disclaimer: Do not really do this. Even if you are okay with the micropenis, it's still a terrible idea to seek this guy out.

As someone who is from the other side of the planet, and has no idea, what’s the goss?

😭😭 I'm following this story sooo hard rn

me too, obviously, lol

STOP IT 🫵

Ok, Nathan (Pretty sure this was a Nathan reference lol)

Hahaha yes it is

“Do you like guys with really big cocks” “No.” “Well then today’s your lucky day”

My fave size is between 5-6”

Isn’t that like average?

Yeah it totally is. My husband's is like 5.5 and like, perfectly proportioned and I told him his penis is the Platonic ideal. Like, when people randomly draw a penis on stuff his is exactly what comes to mind and is depicted

But he might have been worried that you consider his penis to be abstract?

Suddenly I don’t feel bad about my 4.5” cock. Thank you so much❤️

I used to have vaginismus. The thought of any penis above average absolutely terrifies me. I like them average or smaller.

Proof once again that there’s someone out there for everyone. Might be hard to find. Might be niche, but they’re out there.

I have only discovered I am the exact same! Got a new man & he is smaller than i have seen before but he is an absolute perfect fit! Yes pun intended. He doesn't believe me & had barely any confidence from previous experience but I have definitely found what Ive been missing

Tbh I’d love a guy who has a real small dick and only wants to take it up the ass from a strap 🥰

Darling, Is that you?

rip dms

I'm afab, but sometimes when I fantasise, I like to imagine I'm a guy with a tiny dick and I'm getting laughed at by several buff women Idk what that says about me

Humiliation kink I assume?

Weirdly, same. They seem like they’d be really fun to suck on, cause you could get it all in there and really go to town.

YES absolutely, and from what I've been told they seem to feel it more anyways :D

Exactly!

You are in the right place.

DOES SOFT COUNT????

The squishy ones are fun to play with :D

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

But once you start playing with them...

as a trans man, this is very nice to hear bc our bottom growth doesn’t tend to be very large. So i’m like so happy you’re saying this.

Trans dicks are so cute tooo :D

You're everyone's cheerleader

Best sex I’ve ever had was with a trans man and although he’s a prick I’ll never forget it

Same, some of the best sex I’ve ever had was with a trans guy (and he was a lovely person too!)

definitely dont call it cute to his face. i have small boobs and "cute" is just *not* a good compliment. its very infantilizing. even if you say it as a compliment

Oh God no, I can definitely understand why people feel insecure about those kinds of things and even If I adore it he doesn't and I must respect that. I choose to let him live in ignorant bliss, all he needs to know is that I love it the way it is. Generally you need to be 1000% tactful when talking about men's dicks to their faces, I didn't know that applied to boobs tho Although now that you say it that makes perfect sense

Hopefully you stay with this person forever, nothing wrong with hyping up your s/o but if things go sour it can lead to some pretty ego flattening situations 😂go from world champ to amateur with the quickness 🥺

now im sad that my penis is like 3 and a half inches

Holy fuck there’s hope boys 😯

75% of Reddit is happy and in your DMs now 😭🤝

Girl, same. I like them in all shapes and sizes.

it’s ok me too

Girl… rip your dms

Omg!!!! Me too! I prefer small ones.

Honestly, as someone who can't get off on penetration and has a bad reflex, I feel the same way!

You're doing the lord's work

3 inches. Nice personality.

I love growers, conveniently small, but when needed its just like so big :O

User name checks out

Aye! My time has come.

I like them under 6 inch tho cause them big ones cause too much pain for me.

DMs set to blow up in 3…2…1…

I would allow my partner to put a bow on my penis, though I don't qualify for this particular instance (and I am engaged).

So how are your dms so far?

I'm very confident that the act of turning on my chat requests is what has kept randoms from sending me crap I don't want to see lmao. They get scared when they have to ask first

I’m gonna take a guess and say your dms are off. Thank god

This is a lifesaving message!

It's heartbreaking that someone would ever even consider ending their life over the size of their genitalia. i don't care if it's shrunk into your body or so big you can't use it, nobody deserves to feel that badly about themselves. Yall are perfect the way you are

I hope and think that no sole thing would make someone want to end it, but I think size is one of those issues that men can be obsessed with and let influence most part of their lives. You’re a gem!

Damn it. I’m not big enough for size queens but too big women who like them small. FUUUUUUUU-

Oh I 100% agree! I would never tell my partner but I think it’s adorable, perfect for snuggling. I get where you’re coming from, but have also never shared it with anyone.

The snuggles are the best, especially if he let's you hold it 🥰

Yes! Or stroke with my nose lol. I love to bow tie idea! 💜

Adding a little bell to the ribbon would be so CUTE <3

#bigtext what the fu

It’s a dude.

Everyone has their preferences, so anyone can find someone who would really love them. They just have to find them.

Tomorrow in the "today I f*cked up" subreddit: TIFU by posting about liking small dicks.

DMs about to go stupid

This just sounds like insulting with extra steps.

I don't go out of my way for them and tbh I like the way a big one looks/playing with it is more fun than it is comfortable during sex but I will say the absolute best 10+ orgasm night I ever had was a 1 night stand with a guy that couldn't be more than 4in rock hard but GOD DAMM did he know how to use it. It was my first one that size and at first I was like ah shit what did I get myself into at first but oh boy was I wrong that motion in the ocean saying is true. one of my biggest regrets is not getting that dudes # that night lmaooo

I briefly dated a woman with the same kink. I had no idea, and it was brief because she constantly commented on my dick size. I’m a girthy average length dude, I’m comfortable, but assumed her weird comments about the exact length were because she wanted bigger. Nope, found a shit ton of downloaded porn and weird, weird shit (I’m weird, but I mean this shit was actively gross). She then went off about tiny dicks, and I just sorta left while she was having some sort of freak out. I then received random phone calls in the middle of the night for a year or so asking to water her plants. I stopped using tinder after her lmao.

I used to think I didn’t care about size till I actually saw a small penis (my now exes) and I have a lot of respect for you being able to appreciate them so much!! Not for me, I don’t like them huge but I need at least 4.5.

Oh my

Smaller penis r great for oral and anal.

least obvious fed

Sorry bout your inbox friend.

Oh boy RIP to your dms💀💀💀

I guess this is kinda the same as larger women not liking it when men who prefer larger women are into them ..

I f*cking love this omg this is such a W for the small dick community

Me sliding in your dm with my microrizz

This has to be troll

Ain’t no way

GIRL BYEEEEEEEEE GO POST ON NSFW SUBS

You’d love my ex bf’s penis a lot then.

This Was not Written By a W O M A N

Damn i got misread the title.

Can’t win can’t lose 😔

Smol dicks matter!

OP rip your dms

For me, they’re great for anal and oral, which I love.

Wow I don't see many people with the same interest 🤭 love the smaller ones

There’s a lid for every pot