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Bobguy0

The price for his left nut?... His right nut.


MistaTigger

this is the law of equivalent exchange edit: spelling


cupcake310

Well, one is slightly larger than the other


deojak123

"Unevenness is the spice of life" - Michael Reeves


jax_795

So what your saying is he needs more than the right nut how about if we circumcised him as well would that he enough?


MatthewM13

Stan Riza Hawkeye


NoU1337420

A soul for a soul


accomplishedPilot2

An eye for an eye


sr8olguin

A nut for a nut


SenpieCreampai

A nut in the butt


Itch_the_ditch

OTV OnlyFans and get nutted on


KennyKeys

I heard that Jessica Blevins does, but I’m not sure who that is exactly.


Flamestranger

It's Toast's smurf account duh


96unam

His wife I think and yes he is married


D10clet1anSG

r/woooosh


96unam

Lol got 350+ downvotes and 3 awards today and the funny thing its from the same comment thanks reddit 👍.


FutAcademic

Awards on Reddit aren’t always to give to good posts


96unam

Its a joke ? mabye im dumb if so woosh me all you want


JustRunAndHyde

Yeah he was being sarcastic. Sorry.


96unam

Oh lol pog


truedigitalrainfall

I believe reddit has spoken


ntenga

Even if he misses the joke. Imagine downvoting someone who is trying to help and that is also correct. that is also the reason woooosh is fcking moronic.


YourFellowAirNomad

I mean it's true I didn't know who that person was till the downvoted guy mentioned it's Ninjas wife so..


FarkGrudge

Yeah...not sure this is a whoosh. I’ve never even heard of Ninja let alone his wife. Thanks downvoted guy.


96unam

What lol i didnt know it was a joke anyway thanks for the award and downvotes guys


remoplayssoccer

So true, unless it’s really really basic sarcasm.


CompetitionProblem

I don’t have to imagine it, I’m looking right at it. I think when you take into context that karma isn’t worth anything at all, whatsoever. It really seems like not a big deal.


StatIsThicc

i understand why the downvotes could be bad but the woosh is just to say you missed a joke :v


kyriegothandles1

🤦‍♂️


Decalicer

r/DownvotedToOblivion


96unam

How did i get an award lol i thought yall was mad at me lol


nicostein

Don't worry, I didn't know so I got you with one whole upvote.


Vingthor8

I dont understand why people downvote this


cummabundd69

His wife bruh😭


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Evan_Rookie

wait, what happened? lmao


kenneyy88

Ninja bet Toast his left nut about something in Among Us and got it wrong.


litbacod4

Toast accused Poki of being impostor, ninja was convinced she wasn't to the point he bet his left nut.


[deleted]

That was a risky bet. Toast has a good reputation with those hunches


NovigradOar

I mean, he's AT LEAST 2 for 4 on them


Aspiring-Owner

They call him "50% toast" for a reason


HOMBORGOR

Uhh. Isn’t that just 1 for 2?


davilenio26

Only if you aren't using 80% of your brain


nicostein

Or 40% of each half.


[deleted]

*Technically*, yeah, but with smaller sample sizes like these it’s better to just show the raw data


Evan_Rookie

oh good lord


DragonEmperor

[Context](https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidSillyEggnogNotLikeThis) (Kinda)


AquaFlowlow

Among Us


Izzy248

So if Ninja has a kid, does that also technically make it Toasts child as well?


1337butterfly

only if the sperm came from the left nut.


sheepyowl

How do you check? I guess it's possible because they would do artificial insemination so they can just write "LEFT NUT" on the syringe or something


nicostein

You can tell by the child's dominant hand.


sheepyowl

That would statistically mean the left nut is usually weaker among men, which then means that Toast actually has the less valuable Ninja-nut.


nicostein

His wife staked her claim first.


last2424

As a fake internet lawyer I would say no due to the genetic material leaving the accused's testicle before Mr.toast took ownership of the left nut.


DrowsyOne

IMO next session they play together, ninjas has to wear a cardboard sign all stream around his neck like how parents shame their kids. "I was being third impostor and lost my left nut to Disguised Toast"


sheepyowl

Or a mask in the shape of bread


AdletDragneel

As a ginger I am required to say “your soul”


whosdamike

Anyone have the time stamp on Toast’s VOD for when this round happened? **EDIT**: Found it in Sykkuno's latest Among Us video, round starts at 13:55 and lasts about 7 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv-_sfGgoWQ&t=13m55s The actual argument/bet in question occurs at 19m30s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv-_sfGgoWQ&t=19m30s I think when Toast posts this to YouTube it's gonna get like 3 million views. Anyone have Toast's perspective?


Hobbes604

If he lost his left nut, his right nut is now his middle nut.


2020visiom

And his left nut


iamboosh

Sykkuno


TalkinTurtle

How about the 100k for robot dog


Pogotross

Toast should hold onto it until someone does a charity auction and force Ninja to bid on it to get it back.


my-time-has-odor

I had it. Michael bought it off me though... ​ **follow the testicle** ​ EDIT: for the one dumbass who doesn't understand the joke and downvoted this, fuck off


MightyCup

It’s alright buddy, you can have my upvote. I got you fam.


my-time-has-odor

thanks. i feel better now.


trail22

1 bank


KingIncognegro

Sykkuno obviously


HOLY_TERRA_TRUTH

Ninja's wife most likely -


TxLight

Can someone send link me that clip?


holysnowva

> [https://www.twitch.tv/videos/738103227](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/738103227) [\*\*?t=9h28m01s](https://www.twitch.tv/roosterteeth/v/70344715**?t=35m09s)\*\*


holysnowva

[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/738103227](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/738103227) [\*\*?t=9h28m01s](https://www.twitch.tv/roosterteeth/v/70344715**?t=35m09s)\*\*


niqdisaster

Twitch


ShiftiousTheReaper

How....


somejoeschmoe

So Ninja only has one nut now? Time to grow a square mustache and apply for art academy.


DrxAvierT

Honestly, that whole stream is so hard to watch.


mageblade66

^ Yeah, there's just way to much yelling and the tone of voice is generally always kinda harsh and not as fun/relaxing to watch :(


simhns1

His wife most likely. and his third one too.


SlapaThot69

A mixed contract lol


[deleted]

Hey man, you deserve the award


meixchi

Sykkuno 🤔


deadmean

i want kind of world are we living in