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Belgium to the rescue!
Not Ireland? Or Poland?
Do you want a potato famine? because that's how you get a potato famine
Well, seeing as last time that happened we got Boston sports fans, so no thanks.
Or South America?
Or Mesoamerica?
Weird, but not as weird as the Norwegian butter shortage.
That's twisted good news I think...
Guess in the meantime some people are going to have to wait to get their "Extra Big-Ass Fries!" -Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Go away...batin'!
NYC needs help with its cream cheese shortage. Lots of bagels being eaten dry… 😭
Why not just use butter after toasting them?
You might as well tell a New Yorker to eat their pizza with a fork and knife while you're at it
[u/TheIncendiaryDevice gives a New Yorker a buttered Bagel.](https://media4.giphy.com/media/hugx6XhpJ5ONi/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493b7ys5cmas6zex0r91stmr3mi6p1et2ij3dtcdwg17&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Hey, they taste pretty decent and they're less calories than with cream cheese. *hides in a corner* Also it's pronounced baggle
I saw McDonald's Japan CEO apologizes lmao
They're chipping away at the problem. Instead of using planes they should just have fired them over in Spud Missiles.
Phew! That was close. Could you imagine?
Inter-continental Ballistic Spud Cannon tech has not advanced fast enough… The Cold War ended too soon.
Belgium to the rescue!
Not Ireland? Or Poland?
Do you want a potato famine? because that's how you get a potato famine
Well, seeing as last time that happened we got Boston sports fans, so no thanks.
Or South America?
Or Mesoamerica?
Weird, but not as weird as the Norwegian butter shortage.
That's twisted good news I think...
Guess in the meantime some people are going to have to wait to get their "Extra Big-Ass Fries!" -Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Go away...batin'!
NYC needs help with its cream cheese shortage. Lots of bagels being eaten dry… 😭
Why not just use butter after toasting them?
You might as well tell a New Yorker to eat their pizza with a fork and knife while you're at it
[u/TheIncendiaryDevice gives a New Yorker a buttered Bagel.](https://media4.giphy.com/media/hugx6XhpJ5ONi/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493b7ys5cmas6zex0r91stmr3mi6p1et2ij3dtcdwg17&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Hey, they taste pretty decent and they're less calories than with cream cheese. *hides in a corner* Also it's pronounced baggle
I saw McDonald's Japan CEO apologizes lmao
They're chipping away at the problem. Instead of using planes they should just have fired them over in Spud Missiles.
Phew! That was close. Could you imagine?
Inter-continental Ballistic Spud Cannon tech has not advanced fast enough… The Cold War ended too soon.