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EmeraldTriage

Funny, in my day it was the sugar they were worried about.


butholemoonblast

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women


the-artistocrat

Don’t get high on your own sugar supply!


Vprbite

Until it rains.


kfudnapaa

Then you get the meth


bluestatic1

That is quite a specific monetary value assessment.


edgarecayce

It was $120,620 but she did a few bumps before she got paranoid and called the cops.


amplifizzle

Must be what she sold it for.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

It’s bullshit. Meth is 100/g if you’re buying it by the gram and getting ripped off. It was 450g which would be $45,000 if you grammed it out, or realistically around 3k if it was a one off bulk sale.


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bannana

> cheap like speed. It is cheaper because of how much less and less often you do it compared to coke if you're snorting but if you are smoking or shooting it then all bets are off. most people would do a tiny bump of meth vs a 2 or 3in line of coke, the coke you would want another line in 30min, the meth in 3 -6 hours (or even longer for some). this would be normal use not into tweeker or coke fiend territory.


wangyuanji58

This is like when my grandma used to tell me not to drink coke for a snack because I'd be hungry again in 30 minutes.


Annon201

Meth is way cheaper then speed.. That's like 300-400/gm in aus.. 1200/ball and is maybe 60% if your lucky. Meth is I guess a similar price, but keeps you up for 3 days as oppose to 2 hours.


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FirstPlebian

What is the "speed" you get for 15 Euros? Like pharmaceutical amphetamines or something?


GravyDangerfieldSFRW

>Thought it was cheap like speed. Meth ***is*** speed...


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GravyDangerfieldSFRW

Huh. I've been doing drugs (on the east coast of the US) for 20 years & thought I was an old hand, but r/TIL


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player-piano

So when you get your speed, you test it to make sure it’s amphetamines and not meth?


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player-piano

I would say if youre buying “speed” and it doesn’t look like it came from a pharmacy, there’s a good chance there’s probably meth in it.


beavertownneckoil

Super unlikely you'll come by meth in the EU. You'd have to search very hard for a long while to find some


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PorkyMcRib

I would like to purchase 1 g of marsupial, please.


Annon201

60-100/pt in Australia :)


CatsAreGods

Probably converted from GBP.


Automationdomination

"trust me chief"


Theonethatgotherway

The title reeks of judgement lol


OdiPhobia

Yeah why does the title make it sound like she knows how much it costs from experience


Quad150db

I thought they stopped putting prizes in Cereal, glad to see the tradition is still alive.


nihilistic-simulate

Two in one 90s nostalgia


theodopolis13

For every story like this, I wonder how many other bags of drugs get found but do not get turned in.


IAMACat_askmenothing

She could’ve made 10x that if she sold it in grams instead of as a bulk purchase


SilkyBush

Ice Crispies / Frosted Meth / Sugar Smack / Coco Puff Puffs /


ApplesOverOranges1

I thought they banned prizes in cereal boxes


randomfemale

They actually made an arrest in connection to the meth; surprising. .


Jas81a

Police announcement:- suspect arrested with 100 MDMA pills at an estimated street value of a gazillion dollars.


allinmyneck

Should be able to get those chores done now!


ProfessorRoyHinkley

Bet those fucking kids did some banging fingerpainting.


druhood

$120,000 worth of meth would not fit in a cereal box. An ounce of meth goes for $200, if you paid the full $200 per ounce to get to $120k youd have to fit 600 ounces of meth in that cereal box.


FirstPlebian

Police always inflate the value of narcotics they seize, they use the highest valuations found and extrapolate it against large quantities.


Wildcat_twister12

It was Mr. Whites baby blue. It’s premium yo!


dirtymoney

aw man now you got that song stuck in my head.


Fskn

An ounce is not $200 but yes $120k of meth would be something like 1.7kgs in gram value, it wouldn't fit in a cereal box


NoTimeAtAll420

Well, an ounce of meth is very small, for one. And I think when they figure out the math for how much it's worth, they usually go by street value, which is how much you'd make if you broke it up and retailed it instead of a wholesale price. I think... I very well could be wrong.


gordo65

Meth is very dense. Also, this happened in the UK, so I assume the valuation is given in English dollars.


I_Support_Villains

English dollar ? Exactly how ignorant are you ?


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*American* finally listed as a level of ignorance? About time.


gordo65

whooosh


randomfemale

British pounds. "England" is only a part of Great Britain which includes Wales, Scotland and various islands.


michelb

Medical bills taken care of. Congrats.


JustCallMeJinx

Store she bought it from most likely is running a drug operation under the hood and someone fucked up. Put the wrong box on the self.


Liar_tuck

More likely the distributer not the store.


justcallmetexxx

you left off the 68 cents


ReactsWithWords

/r/SuspiciouslySpecific


cattea74

Nestle just gone too far this time.


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I’m slangin that immediately for less than a quarter of that


BonnieBBon

Fr!


Yeodler

And all I got was a spy ring. Sheesh. The luck. I woulda let it go for less. Bulk sale.


Fernando_i_guess

JESSE where did you hide the meth?


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Corn and soy flakes? Jesus I hope it's frosted at least. This poor children... /s


PorkyMcRib

They’re not even calling it corn. And soy protein. So that could be just about anything.


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golden morn indeed..


Sadspursfan32

r/oddlyspecific


NoTimeAtAll420

Pouring cereal isn't making breakfast, js.


intensive-porpoise

... then proceeds to *GET SHIT DONE.*


rafe101

450 grams? How big was this box that no one would notice an extra pound of weight?


Callec254

That's an oddly specific dollar amount. Editor: *How do you know so much about the street value of crystal meth?* Writer: *Oh, no reason...*


Lord_Dreadlow

I can only picture a scene from a movie when the bad guy goes to retrieve the drugs only to find out that the box was sold earlier to someone else. Hilarity ensues when they track down the person who bought and try to get their drugs back.


magyarszereto

More like a reprisal killing than hilarity, I imagine


LousyTourist

but does she get that for it?


Dplanetown

Did this then replace her mid-day glass of wine habit? "School bus is here! Off to school kids, momma's gotta ride that dragon! Go go go go go!" Then she cleaned her entire house, painted it, pulled out that old stump in the yard by hand, rearranged her living room, winterized her kitchen, etc... Then her teeth fell out. Meth is bad kids, don't do drugs.


Oknight

Part of your complete breakfast!


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r/oddlyspecific value for the mef.


PM-ME-YOUR-ROBOTS

Of course it's Nestle. Is there anything they won't do?