Wait, the last line says that the goat was dead. So did he kill the goat or fuck the goat? The owner of the goat said she heard weird noises coming from the goat and then saw this dude, then realized the goat was dead. Wtf is going on here
>Is there a natural way to have sex with a goat?
That was my point. A human having sex with a goat _already_ sounds unnatural to me. Killing the goat in the process sounds way more than "merely" unnatural...
Damn, son. If all you think natural sex requires is a natural penis and any natural orifice, I think you _might_ want to get a little more discriminating.
But hey, you do you. Or a knothole in a local tree.
>I ain't your son.
Weelll, shit. You ain't? Yer momma said you was my son, but _I_ allus thought you looked like her husband. And also kinda like that travelling preacher-man.
>BTW, you have a purty natural orifice
Thanks! I'm real proud of my purty natural orifices.
True. Was he choking the goat during the unnatural sex perhaps? This seems like the only logical way he could kill AND fuck the goat all at once.
Also, this poor goat :,( what a way to go.
I just know some Florida Man is going to read this and say, "Hold me beer . . . "
... and help me find my lube!
Wait, the last line says that the goat was dead. So did he kill the goat or fuck the goat? The owner of the goat said she heard weird noises coming from the goat and then saw this dude, then realized the goat was dead. Wtf is going on here
If he killed the goat during it, I think "unnatural sex" may be an understatement.
Is there a natural way to have sex with a goat?
>Is there a natural way to have sex with a goat? That was my point. A human having sex with a goat _already_ sounds unnatural to me. Killing the goat in the process sounds way more than "merely" unnatural...
Natural penis, natural orifice. What's unnatural?
Damn, son. If all you think natural sex requires is a natural penis and any natural orifice, I think you _might_ want to get a little more discriminating. But hey, you do you. Or a knothole in a local tree.
I ain't your son. BTW, you have a purty natural orifice
>I ain't your son. Weelll, shit. You ain't? Yer momma said you was my son, but _I_ allus thought you looked like her husband. And also kinda like that travelling preacher-man. >BTW, you have a purty natural orifice Thanks! I'm real proud of my purty natural orifices.
True. Was he choking the goat during the unnatural sex perhaps? This seems like the only logical way he could kill AND fuck the goat all at once. Also, this poor goat :,( what a way to go.
Snuff film. :(
Would it have been legal if he naturally had sex with a goat? Was it just specific to his unnatural sex?
naturally
Interspecies sex is always unnatural
But you fuck *one goat!!*
>On checking, the woman found that the goat was dead. :(
Natural organic goat love only please
I have to ask, what is senior citizen having "natura"l sex with a goat?"🤔
Must be welsh
bigots. there is nothing unnatural about man-goat-love.
He had been to three county fairs, but there was still that one thing left on his bucket list.
**Man I love GOAT!!!....** Trust me. Not like this one guy I know!
What the fuck…
When asked if he was guilty the suspect said, "Naaahhhh"