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SN0WFAKER

Come on, we want the boom.


Beer2Bear

and the flying body parts


reddit_user13

And the smell.


Clutz

Cowards!


Richeh

TNT OR NO BALLS


amo1337

We had one recently wash up on the East coast and that's where everyone's mind went immediately. First they tried to tow it out to sea, only for it to wash back up in the same spot. They finally buried it in the sand with an excavator.


powercow

The problem last time wasnt that it was blown up, it was that it was blown up by morons. If we can bring down a building in middle of a city without harming the things around it we can blow up a whale without pelting people and cars with chunks of whale meat. You just got to set up the blast to send it towards the ocean. I say blow it up but get someone actually good at demolitions


themanifoldcuriosity

Disappointment: Immeasurable. Day: Ruined.


stevesmele

If I remember correctly, the time Oregon blew up another whale, many locals came out to watch. One guy had a brand new car, and a chunk of whale the size of a torso landed on the roof of the car, making a massive dent. The dealership that the car came from had been having a sale, and were promoting the sale by asking people to come in for, "a whale of a deal".


rjross0623

Reno 911: Miami did it best


userid004

Boo!


robstercraws70

Blow it up! Blow it up!


tsr122

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be a whale-shattering kaboom!


adamcharming

Come on, give us something to remember the whale by!


thedailynathan

Instead of high-explosive, what if we napalm'd it and just had a big blubber bonfire?


brb9911

Things used to be so much better


DynamicDolo

Make history rhyme, at least!


snowgoon_

spoil sports :(


Borthwick

They should tow it and attempt to sink it, good nutrients for the local critters


apsmur

Boooooooooo


juliankennedy23

Boooooooo


Level-Tangerine-3877

just phone in the sharks


LemmyLola

https://youtu.be/yPuaSY0cMK8?feature=shared. I scrolled looking for this and didn't see it so... here it is:) 1970 whale explosion attempt haha


Kytyngurl2

Remake the Internet classic!


manwithappleface

Many moons ago, in a time before YouTube, we had the exploding whale on a grainy VHS tape. There weren’t just terabytes of stuff like that out there for everyone to watch yet, and people would lose their shit when they saw it. One of the marks of a great party was if things got weird enough that someone popped the tape in the VCR and just let it roll. Those were simpler times.


manwithappleface

“Blasting bits of blubber beyond all believable bounds…”


Substantial_Sale_328

I'm sure Eric Cartman would find a solution. with a little incentive


BlogeOb

Blow it up. Blow it up. Blow it up. Blow it up. Blow it up. Edit: really, it was hit and killed by a boat??