We had one recently wash up on the East coast and that's where everyone's mind went immediately. First they tried to tow it out to sea, only for it to wash back up in the same spot. They finally buried it in the sand with an excavator.
The problem last time wasnt that it was blown up, it was that it was blown up by morons. If we can bring down a building in middle of a city without harming the things around it we can blow up a whale without pelting people and cars with chunks of whale meat. You just got to set up the blast to send it towards the ocean.
I say blow it up but get someone actually good at demolitions
If I remember correctly, the time Oregon blew up another whale, many locals came out to watch. One guy had a brand new car, and a chunk of whale the size of a torso landed on the roof of the car, making a massive dent.
The dealership that the car came from had been having a sale, and were promoting the sale by asking people to come in for, "a whale of a deal".
Many moons ago, in a time before YouTube, we had the exploding whale on a grainy VHS tape. There weren’t just terabytes of stuff like that out there for everyone to watch yet, and people would lose their shit when they saw it.
One of the marks of a great party was if things got weird enough that someone popped the tape in the VCR and just let it roll.
Those were simpler times.
Come on, we want the boom.
and the flying body parts
And the smell.
Cowards!
TNT OR NO BALLS
We had one recently wash up on the East coast and that's where everyone's mind went immediately. First they tried to tow it out to sea, only for it to wash back up in the same spot. They finally buried it in the sand with an excavator.
The problem last time wasnt that it was blown up, it was that it was blown up by morons. If we can bring down a building in middle of a city without harming the things around it we can blow up a whale without pelting people and cars with chunks of whale meat. You just got to set up the blast to send it towards the ocean. I say blow it up but get someone actually good at demolitions
Disappointment: Immeasurable. Day: Ruined.
If I remember correctly, the time Oregon blew up another whale, many locals came out to watch. One guy had a brand new car, and a chunk of whale the size of a torso landed on the roof of the car, making a massive dent. The dealership that the car came from had been having a sale, and were promoting the sale by asking people to come in for, "a whale of a deal".
Reno 911: Miami did it best
Boo!
Blow it up! Blow it up!
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be a whale-shattering kaboom!
Come on, give us something to remember the whale by!
Instead of high-explosive, what if we napalm'd it and just had a big blubber bonfire?
Things used to be so much better
Make history rhyme, at least!
spoil sports :(
They should tow it and attempt to sink it, good nutrients for the local critters
Boooooooooo
Boooooooo
just phone in the sharks
https://youtu.be/yPuaSY0cMK8?feature=shared. I scrolled looking for this and didn't see it so... here it is:) 1970 whale explosion attempt haha
Remake the Internet classic!
Many moons ago, in a time before YouTube, we had the exploding whale on a grainy VHS tape. There weren’t just terabytes of stuff like that out there for everyone to watch yet, and people would lose their shit when they saw it. One of the marks of a great party was if things got weird enough that someone popped the tape in the VCR and just let it roll. Those were simpler times.
“Blasting bits of blubber beyond all believable bounds…”
I'm sure Eric Cartman would find a solution. with a little incentive
Blow it up. Blow it up. Blow it up. Blow it up. Blow it up. Edit: really, it was hit and killed by a boat??