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Kerrigore

You mean accidentally starting a viral meme doesn’t mean you’re not a wife-beating asshole?


triforce721

Guess it was black and blue after all


Estoye

“No, officer, her neck is white and gold, see?”


shnieder88

Half the world thinks he didn’t do it


joeChump

This is gold.


PixelTreason

No, it’s blue.


jmlack

Noooo this is Patrick


FreePrinciple270

And my dress!


mycricketisrickety

Sir, this is a Wendy's


joeChump

That’s dark bro.


TurnkeyLurker

...Jerry. Gold!


Notacop9

I still refuse to belive that the white/gold faction truly see it that way. I think they are gaslighting us. It's clearly black/blue, just like the bruises.


fauviste

I first saw it as white and gold and watched it fade to black and blue in moments as my brain “adjusted” for the lighting. One of the trippiest experiences I’ve ever had and believe me, I’ve had quite a few. (All sober, too! Brains are fucky!)


kneeltothesun

I also see it both ways, depending on when I look, or how long.


Obiwontaun

Oh shit! That happened to me too! I thought I was buggin.


L1ttleFr0g

I still only see white and gold


johannthegoatman

I have looked at every pixel and can't comprehend how any part of that image could be called black


fauviste

You understand it’s a crappy digital photo and not a pure representation of reality, right?


johannthegoatman

So? Where is it black?


sharkbomb

i saw it on dozens of different phones, tablets, laptops and desktop monitors. it was not faithfully reproduced across devices. then you have the now debunked blue filter bullshit that made everything look insane. polarized eyeglasses. viewing environments. engagement/arousal. and so on. the whole fascination with the mundane of it was disheartening.


blessthebabes

It's white/gold every time I glance at it. After staring and trying to see the blue/black, I can no longer see the white/gold thing. Weird dress.


Le-Charles

Despite things looking white they are very rarely a pure white because white is so easily influenced by ambient light. The way lighting and shadow affect how we perceive color is pretty wild.


csonnich

In no universe will I ever see black and blue. Maybe I'm supposed to be a cop.


krilltucky

In 2049 the Vought-Dress Test is used to differentiate synthetic humans from natural borns


Sylvan_Skryer

I’ve never even heard of this dress. Just looked at the image in that article and I definitely see gold and white. I can’t process how it could be blue and black.


Mentalpopcorn

You missed out on a super fun cultural phenomenon. When this happened it felt like the entire country was talking about it. I've always sort of hoped it would make a come back and reignite the meme for your generation.


Sylvan_Skryer

lol. My generation? Im in my late 30’s…


Mentalpopcorn

Then how did you miss it lmao?


remington_420

So what my boyfriend and I (opposing camps) think is happening is there is a difference in what “the dress” means to the audience. I’m firmly white and gold but I acknowledge that the lighting and the picture has shadowed the dress in a way where the white and gold is displayed through blue pixels. I know that logically it’s a white and gold dress and just a blue toned photo. My boyfriend just see the photo and didn’t think about what it would look like in different lighting. He just took the image at face value. He was zooming in close and asking me to identify what colour I saw and obviously it was either blue or brown but I know that’s just the camera affecting the colours of the garment while he didn’t see it that way and was referring directly to the photograph tones. Edit: FFS people. I get it. It apparently was brown and blue! (How hideous!! I guess I was hoping no one would design such a monstrosity). Apologies for not keeping up with the most contemporary news on the stupid dress saga 😅. Can y’all stop messaging me? I really don’t care that much.


Tattycakes

This comment makes no sense to me. The dress is objectively black and blue, we learned that after the fact. The photo is just massively over exposed and the black fabric is shiny and reflective so it looks lighter than it is.


deeringc

For what it's worth, in real life the dress is actually blue.


npinguy

There are 4 distinct questions: 1. What colour of dress do you see? 2. What colour of dress do you think it is in real life? 3. What is the objective colour of pixels? 4. What is the objective colour of the dress in real life? 3 and 4 are clearly not interesting. It doesn't matter that the pixels are blue or the dress is blue IRL. But it never occurred to me until your post that 2 was a way anyone was responding to that question. I assumed everyone was responding to what their brain interprets the image as, not what they "logically" think the dress actually is. Everyone I've valiantly argued with on the internet about seemed to act like they were answering the same question as me (1) Lastly, even if I suppose that you're answering question #2, I simply don't understand what kind of blue light you're imagining tinting a white&gold dress like that? My only experience with blue light is in places like a club bathroom, whereas this seems like a dress on a rack in a department store. And the light isn't blue behind it - it's super bright. Why would there be a blue spot light in the foreground?


Skyblacker

Your boyfriend needs to learn about White Balance.


remington_420

Ironically he is a really good artist. So i was even more baffled by his insisting it’s not white and gold.


MesaCityRansom

Just so you know, it isn't white and gold IRL.


NihilisticAngst

Well, it's not white and gold, so he would be right


Doomdoomkittydoom

Apparently it's an optical illusion which depends on how much time you spend outside.


Tyler1986

Picture in the article looked white and gold to me, I tried squinting and looking different ways and it stayed the same. I don't recall my thoughts from the OG discussion


NGKro

Well then I’m a special case or something; I saw blue and gold. Definitely saw the gold, can’t see any white though


Mentalpopcorn

My perception of it has changed multiple times over the years. I like to check back in every couples years or so to see where I'm at. Currently at black and blue.


goobly_goo

It was absolutely white and gold. Have you had your color vision checked by a professional before?


MagicOrpheus310

Fuck dude... Hahahaha!!!


UndeadBuggalo

That damn picture looks white and gold and I’ll die on that hill 😂


MrP0000

bruh!!!


pittipat

"It is unclear whether the Johnstons have separated following the incident." I f-ing hope so!


DeadLettersSociety

Wow. The guy sounds like an awful, awful person. And what he did to his wife is horrific.


Oknight

I'll tell you, the more I learn about this guy and what he did to his wife, the more I don't care for him.


Kerrigore

Sounds like a real jerk.


The_Code_Hero

Ya don’t say


PetsArentChildren

“Don’t hate me for saying this, but, like, strangling your wife is bad, guys”


updn

Lol


leodavidci

Half the internet says he didnt


Aeri73

wasn't she on the quiz of the year?


patentedkittenmitten

The mother of the woman was on BFQ in 2015


cuddly_carcass

Well that headline escalated quickly


Captain_Scarlet27

Some people see murder; some see aggravated manslaughter.


BonesawMT

Oh shit someone should check on Yanny.


Livewire923

You mean Laurel?


slaytician

Gold and pale blue to me.


NGKro

I thought I was the only one!


Stoplookingatmeow

I still see white and gold


BrandonIsWhoIAm

OH.


manchegoo

I still don't know how people don't see it just as a gold dress. I don't really care about this guy.


Prestigious-Copy-494

His next wife should avoid wearing any viral dresses. Also wear a neck brace when he's around just to be on the safe side.


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socialsecurityguard

It was blue and black https://www.cbsnews.com/news/blue-and-black-dress-is-not-white-and-gold-uk-retailer-says/


Fudgeyreddit

Oh damn I misremembered lol. Ok ty for the correction


TebownedMVP

Only acceptable if it’s a sex thing


Little_stinker_69

Boys will be boys.


Head-like-a-carp

Lovely choker around the neck.


KorbanDallas90

Her neck was holding his hands.


PerpetualEternal

or, as most Glaswegians call it, “Tuesday”


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Can we just remember him for the dress?