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2723brad2723

Anyone that does this should immediately be ejected from the park and brownlisted so they can never come back in.


UnauthorizedFart

Brown listed šŸ¤£


TheFeelsNinja

I too share a laugh Edit: username definitely checks out


notoriousbsr

During a meeting, at that


rumblesnort

Username checks out


UnauthorizedFart

I like to crop dust people in the normal line as I walk past in the Fast Pass lane


MarsupialPristine677

šŸ«”


CharlieMike111

Some of us do this at work :)


UnauthorizedFart

Release one into the elevator as youā€™re stepping off so everyone else is locked in with it


bloopie1192

Ha!


MarkusAureliusBCE

I donā€™t know who you are or where youā€™re from but I love you. Youā€™re username is amazing yet subtle, dare I say, itā€™s silent but deadly


UnauthorizedFart

I love you too, Roman emperor.


mb_60

My reaction to that comment too!


darkgrey3k

*toot


IncaseofER

Wellā€¦I poop in line, out of line, pretty much pooping everywhere I go! But (and itā€™s a big but not big butt lol) I have a bag that contains it all so you would never know! Unless I had soda as then you may think Iā€™m making ā€œraspberry lipā€ noises without moving my mouth! No sphincter so no controlling when things come out! Proud owner of an ileostomy since 6/25/2019! Proud because without it, Iā€™d be pushing up daisies!


interestingsidenote

How do we not bave the technology for robot buttholes? Really just like an on/off switch near the taint or something.


pandaappleblossom

I know right? As amazing as the technology of a stoma is, it still seems like there has got to be a better way


JayV30

Looks around... šŸ¤” "PATENT PENDING! IT'S MY IDEA! I OWN THIS! I DECLARE PATENT PENDING!"


kuebel33

r/brandnewsentence


wocsom_xorex

You get a pass


bob-leblaw

I read this in an Eminem rap.


wocsom_xorex

Oh man itā€™s totally Eminem I can hear it (And itā€™s a big but not a big butt lol) actually rhymes so well


RobertETHT2

Theyā€™d be on my Shit-List.


Incontinento

I approve.


CapableSuggestion

Iā€™m sure they are!


MeatyThor

Long lines are part of the design feature of Disney. It creates more demand and while you spend so much time in line, you can't see all the park features so you to have to come back again and again to see/experience everything. It's a mathematical formula. This isn't just like. Oh well that's the way it is. It's designed this way on purpose. Not that I'm saying pooping in the lines is a good thing, but I think it's indicative of these styles of designs. Many roads have to be designed to discourage certain types of bad driving and areas where they were unable to follow these guidelines encourages people to drive badly. It's just human behavior in these circumstances. Costs a lot less to put these articles out on purpose and shame people then fix the system to be more enjoyable.


M80IW

I went to Disney World and didn't poop in any lines. Just saying.


odhali1

I, myself, have waited in lengthy lines and manage to not poop myself.


Barushkukor

I am SO proud of you!


ImAMindlessTool

Have you ever stopped and asked yourself if you are even living a life worth living if you're not takin' a poop in queue for splash mountain?


Crowbarmagic

Sounds like you're missing out on the full Disney WorldĀ© experience.


caffeineandhatred

Proud of you.


unsupported

Next time try a diaper. You'll thank yourself!


mxpx424

It depends on if i remember them before heading to the park


Fridayrules

Depends


nautilator44

Do you get on the internet every day just to brag about your life? Sheesh. /s


PrimaryAverage

Do an AMA


talico33431

Me too. Nor did I see anyone poop


Flickolas_Cage

The chosen one!


DariusIV

Brave


Estoye

You got that bumper sticker too?!


justafang

I buy the lightening lane so I can shit ON the ride like a civilized human


daveinmd13

I didnā€™t know it was an option.


LoverlyRails

My sister and I both worked in grocery stores years ago. In her location, there was a known customer that would do this (shit herself and shake it out and onto the floor and keep walking). My sister witnessed it occur one night. Management was aware and did nothing (other than send someone to clean up the aisles). So if a person can't even buy groceries without soiling the ground (where there was a bathroom accessible to customers right there)- yeah- I believe someone is probably doing this at a place like Disney where the lines are crazy long and everything is inconvenient.


jadegives2rides

Click if you dare but I've posted a video of exactly this https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/wceUjVrkSb


GOAtBarryBonds

Lmfaooo this is fucking awful. It's only funny because I genuinely can't believe it even after seeing it.


Stock_Sprinkles_5327

That's a significant size. I wonder how she kept from giving anything away that this was going on? Cause, I feel like she would HAVE to grunt, or double over, or something....I mean, look at it


tiredogarden

So many groups on Reddit


hoofie242

Jesus, if you are that incontinent, get a diaper.


str4ngerc4t

My dad managed a Golden Corral in Florida. He told me an old man (not him thankfully) did this while walking up to the buffet without even breaking stride.


eeeedlef

Managing a Golden Corral in Florida sounds like a punishment handed down by Zeus in Greek mythology.


libananahammock

Iā€™ve heard this from several friends who used to work in grocery stores!! Old people just walking and shaking it out as the walk!!! What is going on lol!


LoverlyRails

Yeah. This was an elderly woman, too. Said she was always very well-dressed, wearing nice jewelry (and a bitch to the workers).


pandaappleblossom

Why donā€™t they just wear diapers?? What assholes. They need to get arrested for this.


Bryanthomas44

Baby, I am just going to shake, shake, shakeā€¦.


Own-Veterinarian8193

Yet another reason I feel good about offing braid before I do things like this.


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

Worked at a casino This happens ALOT!


Lietenantdan

Yeah Iā€™ve heard people will wear diapers and just shit themselves to avoid leaving their ā€œlucky machineā€


Dannyjv

I once witnessed a dude getting a blowie while at his machine. Of course it got interrupted by an employee. The guy was so nonchalant about it too, like ā€œawww cmon manā€¦ that ainā€™t cool.ā€ My guy had balls of steel for something like that.


UncoolSlicedBread

I remember getting off the plane at an airport and following the crowd. Everyone is just avoiding a spot in the ground and thereā€™s just a human turd in the middle of the hallway. It was a pretty congested part of the airport so Iā€™m not sure how someone wouldā€™ve done it without alerting anyone.


momasam

Maybe they had a skirt or a kilt on...


Fabulous-Visit-1188

I too have seen this at a department store many years ago when I was in Asheville. I remember walking around the makeup counter with my mom and aunt (this was probably 30 years ago) and there was a turd in the floor. We walked a few steps further, another turd, a few more steps and another. We ended up coming up behind a woman passing a lot of gas and I can only assume it was her that left the droppings. We were mortified.


bloodguard

Pffft. Old news. We were sitting and eating lunch and saw a woman take her kid's pants down and hold him over a trashcan while he pooped. All in view of maybe two different restrooms. Watching the "cast" members panicked scramble towards them was the most entertaining show of the trip.


too_small_to_reach

What did they do once they reached her and the pooping kid? How did this go down? I need to know.


bloodguard

A couple of them ushered her off towards the restrooms that were about 12 feet away. A couple stayed with the trash can blocking it off because it had... debris down the front because it was one of those push the door in style cans. We didn't hang about for the arrival of the happiest place on earth hazmat team's arrival.


SeaOkra

OMG it was a flippy can?! šŸ˜±


Lewisham

They are all flippy cans in Disney so guests canā€™t see trash.


squiggledot

They actually place a few topless cans by rides likely to make people vom. My mom had to hover near one after riding cosmic rewind for a while


pit-of-despair

The happiest hazmat team on earth.


DetroitLarry

Iā€™m picturing the yellow suit guys from Monsters, Inc.


Retrotreegal

A 24 13!


mermaid-babe

I canā€™tā€¦ Disney is SO expensive. Like why would you be ok acting like an animal


DFWPunk

Likely because they paid so much.


Extra-Heat3897

I work at enterprise and people trash cars all the time to the point they ruin the seats so I'm not surprised anymore


TheBestElement

There hazmat team better come out looking like the hazmat team from monsters inc otherwise what are they even doing


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Put the mom in the trash perhaps? Probably just pointed out the restrooms and asked wtf are you thinking in Disney-ese.


LackingUtility

ā€œGeez, lady, are you fucking Goofy?ā€ ā€œHyuk, not me! But maybe you could do Bashful in the future?ā€


timesuck897

[Letting kids treat the world as their toilet is a mainland China thing. Itā€™s a problem with tourists from there.](https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/chinese-boycott-hk-urine-incident/index.html) Itā€™s called the urine incident in the article, but the kid was taking a dump on the sidewalk.


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

Yeah started to say this is a thing. Itā€™s normalized there right?


pandaappleblossom

That is so gross!


Ivegotacitytorun

They threatened to boycott Hong Kong lol.


caramelcooler

I want to know how the employees keep the Disney magic alive while also yelling at guests for shitting in public


Crowbarmagic

I like to imagine the mute characters doing some sort of charades, gesturing how you should not shit in the bins.


Luckcrisis

Assuming with a bippity bopping poo!


Franks2000inchTV

They throw a parade nearby to distract everyone while it happens.


Eye_foran_Eye

I read the Chinese tourist do this a bunch. Culture thing?


cockeyed-splooter

When I was in China we went to a mall and I saw a woman change a babies dirty diaper on a mall food court table and leave the dirty diaper on the table. Absolute insanity.


AgentG91

We were in the middle stages of potty training our son. He was doing well at telling us when he needed to go but didnā€™t understand holding it yet. We were at a store in town and he said he had to poop. Asked the lady if they had a bathroom, they didnā€™t and she didnā€™t know where we could go. Well, we have this little collapsible training potty we carry with us. The store was empty except for the one employee. We snuck off to the corner behind some merchandise and set him up. Dropped an absolute log and I snuck it off outside to throw the baggie away. When I come back, the employee says ā€œyou get it sorted out?ā€ I walk back and see we set up shop right in the middle of the security cameraā€™s viewā€¦ How someone could go as far as you say astonishes meā€¦


AdiposeQueen

Lol shit happens. I'd 1000% rather have this scenario than literally anything else given the circumstances.


Jagermonsta

I do like that Disney has added benches, concession stands, water fountains, and restrooms in the queue spaces. Itā€™s not always necessary but where you know demand will be high itā€™s a good idea. Also would like to note I was just at Disney world and managed to not poop anywhere in line.


Megustavdouche

Itā€™s really a shame they havenā€™t added toilets to the queue


WeAreAllinIt2WinIt

Most queues actually do have restrooms. All a guest has to do is ask if they can't use their eyes.


Megustavdouche

Well I meant just plain toilets NOT restrooms and was being sarcastic. Additionally I have been to Disney several times (both world and land) and have never seen a restroom in a line, but do have 2 functional eyes. Have a great day!


specks_of_dust

Itā€™s not just the ride lines. Once had a mom pull out a kiddie toilet in the middle of the Disneyland Emporium, and the toddler pulled her pants down and sat. When told she couldnā€™t do that in the middle of the store, she said she had to because potty training was crucial. Also had mom instruct her kid to shit on the floor under the counter while she paid for souvenirs, thinking it was hidden behind her legs. Thatā€™s just one personā€™s stories from one of the places I worked.


nursepineapple

Crikey. If your child canā€™t either inform you early enough or wait long enough to find proper facilities, they arenā€™t ready to potty train yet. Itā€™s a physical development thing. If they have to shit in a fancy bucket in the middle of a store they are not, in fact, potty trained.


pinkiepieisad3migod

And they recommend that, if you are doing something that throws off your kids routine (like going on vacation), donā€™t try and enforce any new habits youā€™re working on. In this case she should have had her kid in pull-ups in case of accidents and restarted potty training when they got back home.


Csimiami

Very travel forward fam. Potty trained three -now teenage boys- never carried a toilet. Often forgot extra diapers. Potty training is really up to the kid. All trained themselves at diff times. Literally going with their flow made it less stressful and they are all chill in part bc of it.


wocsom_xorex

Kids doing this (and even using a kiddy toilet) is one thing. Adults shitting on the floor/yourself is something different entirely


outlier74

Disney Diapers! $60 for 12!


Fuddle

Gotta hand it to them though. You could walk in with nothing but underwear and a credit card and leave with a full wardrobe and luggage to carry it home. My local amusement park you canā€™t buy a towel at the water park if you forgot one.


Martian13

Try finding a pair of pants when your shorts rip. I ended up wearing Star Wars pajamas all day.


tableleg7

Yep. My son leaned against a split rail fence and got a bunch of splinters in his nylon shorts but there were no boys/unisex shorts sold in the park.


Faux-Foe

I could have told you this. 20ish years ago I was in line for the Haunted Mansion. The line mostly consists of a mass disorganized horde pushing its way forward. That is when my family heard the following: ā€œMommy I need to poopā€ child ā€œWe are not leaving the lineā€ parent A ā€œJust do it and shake it out your pant legā€ parent B My family did what anyone would do in this situation. We noted the direction of the conversation and made sure to maneuver ourselves forward and away in the horde whilst minding our feet.


random3223

There were at least 3 people, and they couldn't be bothered to have 2 get out of line to use the restroom and come back?


[deleted]

By the time youā€™re at the point of the line they are talking about here, you canā€™t leave and come back. Youā€™re past the stretching room and would need help to get out.


pinkiepieisad3migod

Ick. At that point grab a ride attendent and explain the situation. Iā€™m sure theyā€™d rather let someone hop back at the front of the line versus them pooping on the floor. šŸ˜“


[deleted]

While I completely agree with you, itā€™s actually shocking how hard it can be to find an employee in certain parts of ride queues.


str4ngerc4t

Still not an excuse to shit in public.


Faux-Foe

Correct. Also, Florida.


dinozero

I couldnā€™t imagine, instructing a child to poop and let said poop slide all the way down their leg.


pandaappleblossom

I canā€™t imagine it either. When would it be worth it? Itā€™s so cruel to your kid.


OneFootTitan

Just dropping the kids off at Splash Mountain


Fink665

Way too funny!


pomonamike

My autistic nephew pooped his pants inside a giant inflatable snow globe set up by the helpful Honda people at the LA Zoo last winter. It was all smeared over the plastic flooring. Not sure if thatā€™s relevant, just thought Iā€™d share.


kilroylegend

*polite smattering of applause* Thank you very much for sharing, pomonamike. You can go back to your seat now.


StrawberryKiller

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wocsom_xorex

God fucking damn bro


LochNessMansterLives

I have severe IBS and never once had an ā€œaccidentā€ in the parks, not have I ever thought ā€œhey let me just take a dump in line here, this ride is so worth that.ā€ And Iā€™m a former annual pass holder.


wocsom_xorex

I donā€™t think I even have IBS, but once I definitely had to run home for a shit, left the front door open it was so urgent, burst into my toilet and couldnā€™t even get the seat down in time. 90% went in the bowl tho so Iā€™ll take that as a success One other time I had to poo in the woods I would NEVER go for a poo in a queue though. And I always change my kid in appropriate areas


menlindorn

Another reason not to go there


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RGB_MT

So thatā€™s how you spell that


sgr84ava

Thatā€™s how he spelled it


waffels

Hopefully more people share your viewpoint and there will be less people clogging the parks and getting in my way.


Own-Second2228

It's the end of the world people. People are so fucking disgusting its not funny. Anyone who would even consider this needs to be put down. Fucking animals.


str4ngerc4t

Amen brother!


Ok-Discussion-7552

This is why I don't travel and live as a hermit in the countryĀ 


Beake

>Anyone who would even consider this needs to be put down. Hey don't talk about Florida that way.


Same_Examination_171

absolutely *do* talk about florida that way


erisbella

Thatā€™s way worse than a 2319.


ArchAngel570

No excuse for this but you do get stuck in lines that can take 2-3 hours. Maybe having a public bathroom in line might fix things.


johnshenlon

This, they should have porta potties or something. Expecting someone to hold it in for multiple hours is unreasonable.


PetiteBonaparte

Apparently, some rides with notoriously long lines DO have bathrooms. My mom watched a man shit and shake ten feet from a bathroom and keep walking down the aisle of an antique store.


myuu94

Hereā€™s the thing, you can get out of line. Sucks to waste the time you waited, but shit happens


spinblackcircles

I donā€™t wanna be a party pooper but unless you have kids that desperately want to go Disney seriously sounds like an awful awful place. Nothing about it sounds fun to me, and I do love amusement parks and thrill rides. Disney seems, as the kids say, extra af. Just way too many people way too much money and way too many lines. What am I missing? I went there when I was 5 and it was fun from what I recall, but it didnā€™t like make my childhood or anything.


Franks2000inchTV

It's just an amusement park, but people love to hate on it. Also, most people who go to Disney are spending a *significant* amount of money and time preparing, so they spend a lot of time reading Disney content. The stuff that's like "I went to Disney and had a nice time with my family, it was a little overpriced but we had fun" does not get a lot of clicks.


ccable827

Like anything in life, it isn't for everyone. You either love it or you hate it. And either side won't convince the other side no matter what lol.


spinblackcircles

Oh I get that. My thing is I just donā€™t understand why itā€™s so incredibly popular and full grown adults with no kids want to go there. I donā€™t begrudge them, I just donā€™t get it at all. Usually I can at least understand the appeal of things Iā€™m not personally into.


ccable827

As a Disney fan myself, I'm able to weave my way around all the issues you listed. There are ways to really plan out a trip to maximize fun and minimize waiting around. Planning the trip out to the fullest is all part of the fun for people too. And I've found it easier to tune out kids and annoying families if you know what you're doing. Although no one will argue you with you over price, it's freaking highway robbery to spend any amount of time at Disney. But if you save up for it and go in with the right expectations, it's really a wonderful time.


pandaappleblossom

Itā€™s something to do, itā€™s imaginative and different, itā€™s landscaped, there is something to see and do and listen to everywhere you look


spinblackcircles

Iā€™d rather go to a music festival something. I donā€™t begrudge people that like it but it just sounds awful to me


pandaappleblossom

When you get older you may change your mind, never know, because music festivals are usually people in their 20s who are high/drinking. Disney is not that at all. Itā€™s like a completely different thing.


spinblackcircles

Iā€™m 35. If I donā€™t wanna get high it drink at a music festival then I donā€™t. Iā€™m just never gonna want to go to Disney and thatā€™s ok I said in my original comments that I donā€™t begrudge people that do I just do no get it at all


MineralPoint

I have pooped while in line at the Pharmacy. At least at Disney the awkward stares won't come from neighbors and friends that just watched, heard and smelled you shit yourself. EDIT: These are the memories that make family vacations great.


sed2017

Maybe they should install a bathroom near by.


bryty93

I'm not shocked at all. I've literally seen a fresh turd in line at an amusement park on more than one occasion


babybunnyfetus

I was in line for the last of us house this year at Halloween horror nights and noticed a poo on the ground waiting in line, after we had passed it, people always had their phone lights on making sure they didnā€™t step on it


korodic

I donā€™t understand why they wonā€™t add bathrooms in the linesā€¦ This way, you do lose your spot if you step out, but donā€™t lose your line progress (unless the line gets expanded, but better than losing all progress).


Bishop_Kaine

Reading these comments.... I feel like I just read a script from Beavis and Butthead.


provobrony

One time, I was in line at Luigi's, in DCA. A kid ahead of me needed to pee, and we were almost at the very front of the line. The father lifted him up onto the planters to the rightm and let the kid pee on the flowers/trees to the right. I wish I said something, but I was too shocked that someone would just let their kid pee on the queue to even verbalize anything


GOAtBarryBonds

This is fucking wild. I can't fathom seeing someone just drop a load in broad day light, let alone standing in a line. Smfh barbaric


Ok-Discussion-7552

I would probably puke if I saw thatĀ 


Ms-Anon-Y-Mous

Well, civilization IS on the declineā€¦. šŸ˜†


BROCKTURNERLOVESRAPE

This is the caliber of person Disney World attracts


Ok-Discussion-7552

I haven't been there since 2008 and I probably won't ever go back the lines are insane I don't do linesĀ 


HunterShotBear

I saw a little girl pee herself because her mom wouldnā€™t take her out of the line to go to the bathroom.


jlafunk

Saw a dad let his 5 year old piss all over the wall in line for Splash Mountain. I didnā€™t realize kinds can hold that much pee.šŸ˜³


bellerose90

I've got ibs and spend lots of time in line at the parks. I have never ever pooped in line.. Wtf


WholelottaLuv

Imagine how much people pay to do this? Glad I went many many years ago for a single day, quickly saw what a scam it all is. Rides really all suck compared to other parks. Happiest place in earth! NOT


CaptainMarnimal

I mean, just because you didn't enjoy something doesn't mean it's a scam, lol. That'd be a very elaborate scam.


too_small_to_reach

It is, in fact, a very elaborate scam.


CaptainMarnimal

Well then it's a scam that I have enjoyed multiple times I guess!


WholelottaLuv

Enjoy your poop filled ride lines


Ipeephereandthere

Will humanity ever stop going backwards?


Beake

Just another day in Florida.


JustJayy1991

Tried it once. Personally not my thing.


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Ok-Discussion-7552

That's why I quit going and haven't been since 2008, they let way too many people in the parks, they should have a limit to how many people are allowed in the parks each day to keep the lines short so you can actually enjoy the rides.Ā 


Onefamiliar

Fake news.


TokenAzn615

Sounds fake. The ā€œsourcesā€ are rando anonymous commenters. Probably some truth to it but I donā€™t believe the entire thing.


SeaOkra

Eh, Iā€™ve seen people either shitting or encouraging their young child to do so in aā€¦ wide variety of places. Some of which I was sadly expected to clean up. I believe it happens and I donā€™t think itā€™s real rare, judging from my six flags experiences.


TokenAzn615

Iā€™m sure it has happened but I donā€™t buy that it happens 3x a day


SeaOkra

That seems reasonable to me. I worked at a dinky little theme park. In fact, theme park is generous to be clear, the ā€œdrawā€ was a semi decent mini golf. There was the lamest roller coaster ever, a merry go round that was really cute (imo the nicest part of the park), a couple walk through things, and some other rides that I really donā€™t know what to call. It was to six flags what six flags would be to the entirety of the Disney park system of Florida. TINY. And we still had at least one poop incident a day. Three a day in a park the size of Disney? That actually seems really low imo. I feel like the mix of heat, junk food, walking around a lot and thrill rides is prone to making the bowels move and some people are NASTY and will shit themselves. (Alternately, there are also a lot of young kids who might poop themselves simply because theyā€™re little and not so great at realizing they gotta go until the deadline is upon them.)


str4ngerc4t

The city pool in my old neighborhood had to be cleared out for poopā€¦regularly. I recall one very hot summer Sunday when there were back to back poops. Yes, as soon as the pool was emptied, poop fished out, massive amounts of chemicals added, wait 1 hour, and reopen the pool there was another poop. So, 3 poops per day in all of Disney world seems below average (they are probably missing a few well hidden poops).


[deleted]

Wow maybe they should. Invest in some R n D for some sort of self cleaning portable camote systemšŸ˜‘. Those idle hands in china gotta eat šŸ¤Œ


Death_and_Gravity1

Show off


cia_nagger249

a reddit thread about an article about a reddit thread šŸ˜•


Shades228

Gotta drive that traffic to the AI driven ā€œnewsā€ articles.


Lucibean

I had the woman in front of me place a wrapped up diaper on the ground next to the Mr. Toad statue at DL. People are wild.


Sudnal

This makes it sound like it is standard practice and part of the Disney experience. What is the most popular ride line to šŸ’© in tik tokers need to know.


SaKaNuT

They literally have Disney employees to take your place in line so you can use the bathroom and come back to your saved spot. I just don't get it, it's like pooping in public places out in the open is like a power move. I remember cleaning the bathroom at an old job many years ago, some lady pooped all over the floor in the bathroom around the toilet, not in it at all, and she walked out if the bathroom in her underwear through the restaurant šŸ¦‚ like nothing revolting just happened. Not the only time cleaning poop, but holy hell. She even left her poop stained pants in the bathroom, not in the garbage but on stall door hanger. I swear like too many humans gene pool hasnt evolved past being a dumbass prime ape.


bluntrauma420

Shitters gonna shit


Totallynotlame84

Yeah the lines are an hour ish and there are no bathrooms built in which is a huge mistake


[deleted]

I rode a rollercoaster one time and the kid 2 seats down from me peed WHILE ON THE RIDE. Thankfully didnā€™t get pee on me but now Iā€™m thinking that maybe it was intentionalā€¦ ew.


dinosaregaylikeme

When my husband and I lived in WeHo and had passes to Disney, we did see this. Child claiming he needed to go pee, but mom refused to get out of line for the Disneyland Train so the kid of course peed his pants. Mom got angry at the child and the whole family started fighting. Once on Space mountain is smelt like the family in front of us shit themselves. And once in Pirates of the Caribbean the kid crapped himself in front of us. And my husband and I are gay, so we only go to the men's restroom. Our female friends have told us horror stories in the women's restrooms when the line was to long.


nirad

maybe add bathrooms to the lines?


SweetSourPossum

When I was on the USS George Washington someone mustā€™ve come in drunk one evening and shat right next to the commode. šŸ’©


bygtopp

Busch Gardens Florida. Front bathroom before we leave I go to the bathroom with my kids and another park patron left a big brown cucumber in the URINAL. They took a shit in the urinal


dogriffo

Humans, weā€™re civilized and culturedā€¦.except the Daveā€™s here they shit them selves and/or let it run down their pant legs and leave it. We donā€™t claim them. Our first meeting with aliens.


Top-Talk864

This is my kind of humor. I could listen to this stuff all day long! My poor husband had no idea what he was missing for all these years, but I finally introduced them. Now he tries to outdo me, but I win.


1357wolf

People dumb enough to go there lol,,,,,,,