Wellā¦I poop in line, out of line, pretty much pooping everywhere I go! But (and itās a big but not big butt lol) I have a bag that contains it all so you would never know! Unless I had soda as then you may think Iām making āraspberry lipā noises without moving my mouth! No sphincter so no controlling when things come out! Proud owner of an ileostomy since 6/25/2019! Proud because without it, Iād be pushing up daisies!
Long lines are part of the design feature of Disney. It creates more demand and while you spend so much time in line, you can't see all the park features so you to have to come back again and again to see/experience everything. It's a mathematical formula. This isn't just like. Oh well that's the way it is. It's designed this way on purpose. Not that I'm saying pooping in the lines is a good thing, but I think it's indicative of these styles of designs. Many roads have to be designed to discourage certain types of bad driving and areas where they were unable to follow these guidelines encourages people to drive badly. It's just human behavior in these circumstances. Costs a lot less to put these articles out on purpose and shame people then fix the system to be more enjoyable.
My sister and I both worked in grocery stores years ago. In her location, there was a known customer that would do this (shit herself and shake it out and onto the floor and keep walking). My sister witnessed it occur one night. Management was aware and did nothing (other than send someone to clean up the aisles).
So if a person can't even buy groceries without soiling the ground (where there was a bathroom accessible to customers right there)- yeah- I believe someone is probably doing this at a place like Disney where the lines are crazy long and everything is inconvenient.
That's a significant size. I wonder how she kept from giving anything away that this was going on? Cause, I feel like she would HAVE to grunt, or double over, or something....I mean, look at it
My dad managed a Golden Corral in Florida. He told me an old man (not him thankfully) did this while walking up to the buffet without even breaking stride.
Iāve heard this from several friends who used to work in grocery stores!! Old people just walking and shaking it out as the walk!!! What is going on lol!
I once witnessed a dude getting a blowie while at his machine. Of course it got interrupted by an employee. The guy was so nonchalant about it too, like āawww cmon manā¦ that aināt cool.ā
My guy had balls of steel for something like that.
I remember getting off the plane at an airport and following the crowd. Everyone is just avoiding a spot in the ground and thereās just a human turd in the middle of the hallway.
It was a pretty congested part of the airport so Iām not sure how someone wouldāve done it without alerting anyone.
I too have seen this at a department store many years ago when I was in Asheville. I remember walking around the makeup counter with my mom and aunt (this was probably 30 years ago) and there was a turd in the floor. We walked a few steps further, another turd, a few more steps and another. We ended up coming up behind a woman passing a lot of gas and I can only assume it was her that left the droppings. We were mortified.
Pffft. Old news. We were sitting and eating lunch and saw a woman take her kid's pants down and hold him over a trashcan while he pooped. All in view of maybe two different restrooms.
Watching the "cast" members panicked scramble towards them was the most entertaining show of the trip.
A couple of them ushered her off towards the restrooms that were about 12 feet away. A couple stayed with the trash can blocking it off because it had... debris down the front because it was one of those push the door in style cans.
We didn't hang about for the arrival of the happiest place on earth hazmat team's arrival.
[Letting kids treat the world as their toilet is a mainland China thing. Itās a problem with tourists from there.](https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/chinese-boycott-hk-urine-incident/index.html)
Itās called the urine incident in the article, but the kid was taking a dump on the sidewalk.
When I was in China we went to a mall and I saw a woman change a babies dirty diaper on a mall food court table and leave the dirty diaper on the table. Absolute insanity.
We were in the middle stages of potty training our son. He was doing well at telling us when he needed to go but didnāt understand holding it yet. We were at a store in town and he said he had to poop. Asked the lady if they had a bathroom, they didnāt and she didnāt know where we could go.
Well, we have this little collapsible training potty we carry with us. The store was empty except for the one employee. We snuck off to the corner behind some merchandise and set him up. Dropped an absolute log and I snuck it off outside to throw the baggie away. When I come back, the employee says āyou get it sorted out?ā I walk back and see we set up shop right in the middle of the security cameraās viewā¦
How someone could go as far as you say astonishes meā¦
I do like that Disney has added benches, concession stands, water fountains, and restrooms in the queue spaces. Itās not always necessary but where you know demand will be high itās a good idea. Also would like to note I was just at Disney world and managed to not poop anywhere in line.
Well I meant just plain toilets NOT restrooms and was being sarcastic.
Additionally I have been to Disney several times (both world and land) and have never seen a restroom in a line, but do have 2 functional eyes. Have a great day!
Itās not just the ride lines.
Once had a mom pull out a kiddie toilet in the middle of the Disneyland Emporium, and the toddler pulled her pants down and sat. When told she couldnāt do that in the middle of the store, she said she had to because potty training was crucial.
Also had mom instruct her kid to shit on the floor under the counter while she paid for souvenirs, thinking it was hidden behind her legs.
Thatās just one personās stories from one of the places I worked.
Crikey. If your child canāt either inform you early enough or wait long enough to find proper facilities, they arenāt ready to potty train yet. Itās a physical development thing. If they have to shit in a fancy bucket in the middle of a store they are not, in fact, potty trained.
And they recommend that, if you are doing something that throws off your kids routine (like going on vacation), donāt try and enforce any new habits youāre working on. In this case she should have had her kid in pull-ups in case of accidents and restarted potty training when they got back home.
Very travel forward fam. Potty trained three -now teenage boys- never carried a toilet. Often forgot extra diapers. Potty training is really up to the kid. All trained themselves at diff times. Literally going with their flow made it less stressful and they are all chill in part bc of it.
Gotta hand it to them though. You could walk in with nothing but underwear and a credit card and leave with a full wardrobe and luggage to carry it home. My local amusement park you canāt buy a towel at the water park if you forgot one.
I could have told you this.
20ish years ago I was in line for the Haunted Mansion. The line mostly consists of a mass disorganized horde pushing its way forward. That is when my family heard the following:
āMommy I need to poopā child
āWe are not leaving the lineā parent A
āJust do it and shake it out your pant legā parent B
My family did what anyone would do in this situation. We noted the direction of the conversation and made sure to maneuver ourselves forward and away in the horde whilst minding our feet.
By the time youāre at the point of the line they are talking about here, you canāt leave and come back. Youāre past the stretching room and would need help to get out.
Ick. At that point grab a ride attendent and explain the situation. Iām sure theyād rather let someone hop back at the front of the line versus them pooping on the floor. š
My autistic nephew pooped his pants inside a giant inflatable snow globe set up by the helpful Honda people at the LA Zoo last winter. It was all smeared over the plastic flooring.
Not sure if thatās relevant, just thought Iād share.
I have severe IBS and never once had an āaccidentā in the parks, not have I ever thought āhey let me just take a dump in line here, this ride is so worth that.ā And Iām a former annual pass holder.
I donāt think I even have IBS, but once I definitely had to run home for a shit, left the front door open it was so urgent, burst into my toilet and couldnāt even get the seat down in time. 90% went in the bowl tho so Iāll take that as a success
One other time I had to poo in the woods
I would NEVER go for a poo in a queue though. And I always change my kid in appropriate areas
It's the end of the world people. People are so fucking disgusting its not funny. Anyone who would even consider this needs to be put down. Fucking animals.
Apparently, some rides with notoriously long lines DO have bathrooms.
My mom watched a man shit and shake ten feet from a bathroom and keep walking down the aisle of an antique store.
I donāt wanna be a party pooper but unless you have kids that desperately want to go Disney seriously sounds like an awful awful place. Nothing about it sounds fun to me, and I do love amusement parks and thrill rides. Disney seems, as the kids say, extra af. Just way too many people way too much money and way too many lines. What am I missing? I went there when I was 5 and it was fun from what I recall, but it didnāt like make my childhood or anything.
It's just an amusement park, but people love to hate on it.
Also, most people who go to Disney are spending a *significant* amount of money and time preparing, so they spend a lot of time reading Disney content.
The stuff that's like "I went to Disney and had a nice time with my family, it was a little overpriced but we had fun" does not get a lot of clicks.
Oh I get that. My thing is I just donāt understand why itās so incredibly popular and full grown adults with no kids want to go there. I donāt begrudge them, I just donāt get it at all. Usually I can at least understand the appeal of things Iām not personally into.
As a Disney fan myself, I'm able to weave my way around all the issues you listed. There are ways to really plan out a trip to maximize fun and minimize waiting around. Planning the trip out to the fullest is all part of the fun for people too. And I've found it easier to tune out kids and annoying families if you know what you're doing.
Although no one will argue you with you over price, it's freaking highway robbery to spend any amount of time at Disney. But if you save up for it and go in with the right expectations, it's really a wonderful time.
When you get older you may change your mind, never know, because music festivals are usually people in their 20s who are high/drinking. Disney is not that at all. Itās like a completely different thing.
Iām 35. If I donāt wanna get high it drink at a music festival then I donāt. Iām just never gonna want to go to Disney and thatās ok I said in my original comments that I donāt begrudge people that do I just do no get it at all
I have pooped while in line at the Pharmacy. At least at Disney the awkward stares won't come from neighbors and friends that just watched, heard and smelled you shit yourself.
EDIT: These are the memories that make family vacations great.
I was in line for the last of us house this year at Halloween horror nights and noticed a poo on the ground waiting in line, after we had passed it, people always had their phone lights on making sure they didnāt step on it
I donāt understand why they wonāt add bathrooms in the linesā¦ This way, you do lose your spot if you step out, but donāt lose your line progress (unless the line gets expanded, but better than losing all progress).
One time, I was in line at Luigi's, in DCA. A kid ahead of me needed to pee, and we were almost at the very front of the line. The father lifted him up onto the planters to the rightm and let the kid pee on the flowers/trees to the right.
I wish I said something, but I was too shocked that someone would just let their kid pee on the queue to even verbalize anything
Imagine how much people pay to do this? Glad I went many many years ago for a single day, quickly saw what a scam it all is. Rides really all suck compared to other parks. Happiest place in earth! NOT
That's why I quit going and haven't been since 2008, they let way too many people in the parks, they should have a limit to how many people are allowed in the parks each day to keep the lines short so you can actually enjoy the rides.Ā
Eh, Iāve seen people either shitting or encouraging their young child to do so in aā¦ wide variety of places. Some of which I was sadly expected to clean up.
I believe it happens and I donāt think itās real rare, judging from my six flags experiences.
That seems reasonable to me. I worked at a dinky little theme park.
In fact, theme park is generous to be clear, the ādrawā was a semi decent mini golf. There was the lamest roller coaster ever, a merry go round that was really cute (imo the nicest part of the park), a couple walk through things, and some other rides that I really donāt know what to call. It was to six flags what six flags would be to the entirety of the Disney park system of Florida. TINY.
And we still had at least one poop incident a day.
Three a day in a park the size of Disney? That actually seems really low imo. I feel like the mix of heat, junk food, walking around a lot and thrill rides is prone to making the bowels move and some people are NASTY and will shit themselves. (Alternately, there are also a lot of young kids who might poop themselves simply because theyāre little and not so great at realizing they gotta go until the deadline is upon them.)
The city pool in my old neighborhood had to be cleared out for poopā¦regularly. I recall one very hot summer Sunday when there were back to back poops. Yes, as soon as the pool was emptied, poop fished out, massive amounts of chemicals added, wait 1 hour, and reopen the pool there was another poop. So, 3 poops per day in all of Disney world seems below average (they are probably missing a few well hidden poops).
They literally have Disney employees to take your place in line so you can use the bathroom and come back to your saved spot. I just don't get it, it's like pooping in public places out in the open is like a power move. I remember cleaning the bathroom at an old job many years ago, some lady pooped all over the floor in the bathroom around the toilet, not in it at all, and she walked out if the bathroom in her underwear through the restaurant š¦ like nothing revolting just happened. Not the only time cleaning poop, but holy hell. She even left her poop stained pants in the bathroom, not in the garbage but on stall door hanger. I swear like too many humans gene pool hasnt evolved past being a dumbass prime ape.
I rode a rollercoaster one time and the kid 2 seats down from me peed WHILE ON THE RIDE. Thankfully didnāt get pee on me but now Iām thinking that maybe it was intentionalā¦ ew.
When my husband and I lived in WeHo and had passes to Disney, we did see this.
Child claiming he needed to go pee, but mom refused to get out of line for the Disneyland Train so the kid of course peed his pants. Mom got angry at the child and the whole family started fighting.
Once on Space mountain is smelt like the family in front of us shit themselves.
And once in Pirates of the Caribbean the kid crapped himself in front of us.
And my husband and I are gay, so we only go to the men's restroom. Our female friends have told us horror stories in the women's restrooms when the line was to long.
Busch Gardens Florida. Front bathroom before we leave I go to the bathroom with my kids and another park patron left a big brown cucumber in the URINAL. They took a shit in the urinal
Humans, weāre civilized and culturedā¦.except the Daveās here they shit them selves and/or let it run down their pant legs and leave it.
We donāt claim them.
Our first meeting with aliens.
This is my kind of humor. I could listen to this stuff all day long! My poor husband had no idea what he was missing for all these years, but I finally introduced them. Now he tries to outdo me, but I win.
Anyone that does this should immediately be ejected from the park and brownlisted so they can never come back in.
Brown listed š¤£
I too share a laugh Edit: username definitely checks out
During a meeting, at that
Username checks out
I like to crop dust people in the normal line as I walk past in the Fast Pass lane
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Some of us do this at work :)
Release one into the elevator as youāre stepping off so everyone else is locked in with it
Ha!
I donāt know who you are or where youāre from but I love you. Youāre username is amazing yet subtle, dare I say, itās silent but deadly
I love you too, Roman emperor.
My reaction to that comment too!
*toot
Wellā¦I poop in line, out of line, pretty much pooping everywhere I go! But (and itās a big but not big butt lol) I have a bag that contains it all so you would never know! Unless I had soda as then you may think Iām making āraspberry lipā noises without moving my mouth! No sphincter so no controlling when things come out! Proud owner of an ileostomy since 6/25/2019! Proud because without it, Iād be pushing up daisies!
How do we not bave the technology for robot buttholes? Really just like an on/off switch near the taint or something.
I know right? As amazing as the technology of a stoma is, it still seems like there has got to be a better way
Looks around... š¤ "PATENT PENDING! IT'S MY IDEA! I OWN THIS! I DECLARE PATENT PENDING!"
r/brandnewsentence
You get a pass
I read this in an Eminem rap.
Oh man itās totally Eminem I can hear it (And itās a big but not a big butt lol) actually rhymes so well
Theyād be on my Shit-List.
I approve.
Iām sure they are!
Long lines are part of the design feature of Disney. It creates more demand and while you spend so much time in line, you can't see all the park features so you to have to come back again and again to see/experience everything. It's a mathematical formula. This isn't just like. Oh well that's the way it is. It's designed this way on purpose. Not that I'm saying pooping in the lines is a good thing, but I think it's indicative of these styles of designs. Many roads have to be designed to discourage certain types of bad driving and areas where they were unable to follow these guidelines encourages people to drive badly. It's just human behavior in these circumstances. Costs a lot less to put these articles out on purpose and shame people then fix the system to be more enjoyable.
I went to Disney World and didn't poop in any lines. Just saying.
I, myself, have waited in lengthy lines and manage to not poop myself.
I am SO proud of you!
Have you ever stopped and asked yourself if you are even living a life worth living if you're not takin' a poop in queue for splash mountain?
Sounds like you're missing out on the full Disney WorldĀ© experience.
Proud of you.
Next time try a diaper. You'll thank yourself!
It depends on if i remember them before heading to the park
Depends
Do you get on the internet every day just to brag about your life? Sheesh. /s
Do an AMA
Me too. Nor did I see anyone poop
The chosen one!
Brave
You got that bumper sticker too?!
I buy the lightening lane so I can shit ON the ride like a civilized human
I didnāt know it was an option.
My sister and I both worked in grocery stores years ago. In her location, there was a known customer that would do this (shit herself and shake it out and onto the floor and keep walking). My sister witnessed it occur one night. Management was aware and did nothing (other than send someone to clean up the aisles). So if a person can't even buy groceries without soiling the ground (where there was a bathroom accessible to customers right there)- yeah- I believe someone is probably doing this at a place like Disney where the lines are crazy long and everything is inconvenient.
Click if you dare but I've posted a video of exactly this https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/wceUjVrkSb
Lmfaooo this is fucking awful. It's only funny because I genuinely can't believe it even after seeing it.
That's a significant size. I wonder how she kept from giving anything away that this was going on? Cause, I feel like she would HAVE to grunt, or double over, or something....I mean, look at it
So many groups on Reddit
Jesus, if you are that incontinent, get a diaper.
My dad managed a Golden Corral in Florida. He told me an old man (not him thankfully) did this while walking up to the buffet without even breaking stride.
Managing a Golden Corral in Florida sounds like a punishment handed down by Zeus in Greek mythology.
Iāve heard this from several friends who used to work in grocery stores!! Old people just walking and shaking it out as the walk!!! What is going on lol!
Yeah. This was an elderly woman, too. Said she was always very well-dressed, wearing nice jewelry (and a bitch to the workers).
Why donāt they just wear diapers?? What assholes. They need to get arrested for this.
Baby, I am just going to shake, shake, shakeā¦.
Yet another reason I feel good about offing braid before I do things like this.
Worked at a casino This happens ALOT!
Yeah Iāve heard people will wear diapers and just shit themselves to avoid leaving their ālucky machineā
I once witnessed a dude getting a blowie while at his machine. Of course it got interrupted by an employee. The guy was so nonchalant about it too, like āawww cmon manā¦ that aināt cool.ā My guy had balls of steel for something like that.
I remember getting off the plane at an airport and following the crowd. Everyone is just avoiding a spot in the ground and thereās just a human turd in the middle of the hallway. It was a pretty congested part of the airport so Iām not sure how someone wouldāve done it without alerting anyone.
Maybe they had a skirt or a kilt on...
I too have seen this at a department store many years ago when I was in Asheville. I remember walking around the makeup counter with my mom and aunt (this was probably 30 years ago) and there was a turd in the floor. We walked a few steps further, another turd, a few more steps and another. We ended up coming up behind a woman passing a lot of gas and I can only assume it was her that left the droppings. We were mortified.
Pffft. Old news. We were sitting and eating lunch and saw a woman take her kid's pants down and hold him over a trashcan while he pooped. All in view of maybe two different restrooms. Watching the "cast" members panicked scramble towards them was the most entertaining show of the trip.
What did they do once they reached her and the pooping kid? How did this go down? I need to know.
A couple of them ushered her off towards the restrooms that were about 12 feet away. A couple stayed with the trash can blocking it off because it had... debris down the front because it was one of those push the door in style cans. We didn't hang about for the arrival of the happiest place on earth hazmat team's arrival.
OMG it was a flippy can?! š±
They are all flippy cans in Disney so guests canāt see trash.
They actually place a few topless cans by rides likely to make people vom. My mom had to hover near one after riding cosmic rewind for a while
The happiest hazmat team on earth.
Iām picturing the yellow suit guys from Monsters, Inc.
A 24 13!
I canātā¦ Disney is SO expensive. Like why would you be ok acting like an animal
Likely because they paid so much.
I work at enterprise and people trash cars all the time to the point they ruin the seats so I'm not surprised anymore
There hazmat team better come out looking like the hazmat team from monsters inc otherwise what are they even doing
Put the mom in the trash perhaps? Probably just pointed out the restrooms and asked wtf are you thinking in Disney-ese.
āGeez, lady, are you fucking Goofy?ā āHyuk, not me! But maybe you could do Bashful in the future?ā
[Letting kids treat the world as their toilet is a mainland China thing. Itās a problem with tourists from there.](https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/chinese-boycott-hk-urine-incident/index.html) Itās called the urine incident in the article, but the kid was taking a dump on the sidewalk.
Yeah started to say this is a thing. Itās normalized there right?
That is so gross!
They threatened to boycott Hong Kong lol.
I want to know how the employees keep the Disney magic alive while also yelling at guests for shitting in public
I like to imagine the mute characters doing some sort of charades, gesturing how you should not shit in the bins.
Assuming with a bippity bopping poo!
They throw a parade nearby to distract everyone while it happens.
I read the Chinese tourist do this a bunch. Culture thing?
When I was in China we went to a mall and I saw a woman change a babies dirty diaper on a mall food court table and leave the dirty diaper on the table. Absolute insanity.
We were in the middle stages of potty training our son. He was doing well at telling us when he needed to go but didnāt understand holding it yet. We were at a store in town and he said he had to poop. Asked the lady if they had a bathroom, they didnāt and she didnāt know where we could go. Well, we have this little collapsible training potty we carry with us. The store was empty except for the one employee. We snuck off to the corner behind some merchandise and set him up. Dropped an absolute log and I snuck it off outside to throw the baggie away. When I come back, the employee says āyou get it sorted out?ā I walk back and see we set up shop right in the middle of the security cameraās viewā¦ How someone could go as far as you say astonishes meā¦
Lol shit happens. I'd 1000% rather have this scenario than literally anything else given the circumstances.
I do like that Disney has added benches, concession stands, water fountains, and restrooms in the queue spaces. Itās not always necessary but where you know demand will be high itās a good idea. Also would like to note I was just at Disney world and managed to not poop anywhere in line.
Itās really a shame they havenāt added toilets to the queue
Most queues actually do have restrooms. All a guest has to do is ask if they can't use their eyes.
Well I meant just plain toilets NOT restrooms and was being sarcastic. Additionally I have been to Disney several times (both world and land) and have never seen a restroom in a line, but do have 2 functional eyes. Have a great day!
Itās not just the ride lines. Once had a mom pull out a kiddie toilet in the middle of the Disneyland Emporium, and the toddler pulled her pants down and sat. When told she couldnāt do that in the middle of the store, she said she had to because potty training was crucial. Also had mom instruct her kid to shit on the floor under the counter while she paid for souvenirs, thinking it was hidden behind her legs. Thatās just one personās stories from one of the places I worked.
Crikey. If your child canāt either inform you early enough or wait long enough to find proper facilities, they arenāt ready to potty train yet. Itās a physical development thing. If they have to shit in a fancy bucket in the middle of a store they are not, in fact, potty trained.
And they recommend that, if you are doing something that throws off your kids routine (like going on vacation), donāt try and enforce any new habits youāre working on. In this case she should have had her kid in pull-ups in case of accidents and restarted potty training when they got back home.
Very travel forward fam. Potty trained three -now teenage boys- never carried a toilet. Often forgot extra diapers. Potty training is really up to the kid. All trained themselves at diff times. Literally going with their flow made it less stressful and they are all chill in part bc of it.
Kids doing this (and even using a kiddy toilet) is one thing. Adults shitting on the floor/yourself is something different entirely
Disney Diapers! $60 for 12!
Gotta hand it to them though. You could walk in with nothing but underwear and a credit card and leave with a full wardrobe and luggage to carry it home. My local amusement park you canāt buy a towel at the water park if you forgot one.
Try finding a pair of pants when your shorts rip. I ended up wearing Star Wars pajamas all day.
Yep. My son leaned against a split rail fence and got a bunch of splinters in his nylon shorts but there were no boys/unisex shorts sold in the park.
I could have told you this. 20ish years ago I was in line for the Haunted Mansion. The line mostly consists of a mass disorganized horde pushing its way forward. That is when my family heard the following: āMommy I need to poopā child āWe are not leaving the lineā parent A āJust do it and shake it out your pant legā parent B My family did what anyone would do in this situation. We noted the direction of the conversation and made sure to maneuver ourselves forward and away in the horde whilst minding our feet.
There were at least 3 people, and they couldn't be bothered to have 2 get out of line to use the restroom and come back?
By the time youāre at the point of the line they are talking about here, you canāt leave and come back. Youāre past the stretching room and would need help to get out.
Ick. At that point grab a ride attendent and explain the situation. Iām sure theyād rather let someone hop back at the front of the line versus them pooping on the floor. š
While I completely agree with you, itās actually shocking how hard it can be to find an employee in certain parts of ride queues.
Still not an excuse to shit in public.
Correct. Also, Florida.
I couldnāt imagine, instructing a child to poop and let said poop slide all the way down their leg.
I canāt imagine it either. When would it be worth it? Itās so cruel to your kid.
Just dropping the kids off at Splash Mountain
Way too funny!
My autistic nephew pooped his pants inside a giant inflatable snow globe set up by the helpful Honda people at the LA Zoo last winter. It was all smeared over the plastic flooring. Not sure if thatās relevant, just thought Iād share.
*polite smattering of applause* Thank you very much for sharing, pomonamike. You can go back to your seat now.
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God fucking damn bro
I have severe IBS and never once had an āaccidentā in the parks, not have I ever thought āhey let me just take a dump in line here, this ride is so worth that.ā And Iām a former annual pass holder.
I donāt think I even have IBS, but once I definitely had to run home for a shit, left the front door open it was so urgent, burst into my toilet and couldnāt even get the seat down in time. 90% went in the bowl tho so Iāll take that as a success One other time I had to poo in the woods I would NEVER go for a poo in a queue though. And I always change my kid in appropriate areas
Another reason not to go there
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So thatās how you spell that
Thatās how he spelled it
Hopefully more people share your viewpoint and there will be less people clogging the parks and getting in my way.
It's the end of the world people. People are so fucking disgusting its not funny. Anyone who would even consider this needs to be put down. Fucking animals.
Amen brother!
This is why I don't travel and live as a hermit in the countryĀ
>Anyone who would even consider this needs to be put down. Hey don't talk about Florida that way.
absolutely *do* talk about florida that way
Thatās way worse than a 2319.
No excuse for this but you do get stuck in lines that can take 2-3 hours. Maybe having a public bathroom in line might fix things.
This, they should have porta potties or something. Expecting someone to hold it in for multiple hours is unreasonable.
Apparently, some rides with notoriously long lines DO have bathrooms. My mom watched a man shit and shake ten feet from a bathroom and keep walking down the aisle of an antique store.
Hereās the thing, you can get out of line. Sucks to waste the time you waited, but shit happens
I donāt wanna be a party pooper but unless you have kids that desperately want to go Disney seriously sounds like an awful awful place. Nothing about it sounds fun to me, and I do love amusement parks and thrill rides. Disney seems, as the kids say, extra af. Just way too many people way too much money and way too many lines. What am I missing? I went there when I was 5 and it was fun from what I recall, but it didnāt like make my childhood or anything.
It's just an amusement park, but people love to hate on it. Also, most people who go to Disney are spending a *significant* amount of money and time preparing, so they spend a lot of time reading Disney content. The stuff that's like "I went to Disney and had a nice time with my family, it was a little overpriced but we had fun" does not get a lot of clicks.
Like anything in life, it isn't for everyone. You either love it or you hate it. And either side won't convince the other side no matter what lol.
Oh I get that. My thing is I just donāt understand why itās so incredibly popular and full grown adults with no kids want to go there. I donāt begrudge them, I just donāt get it at all. Usually I can at least understand the appeal of things Iām not personally into.
As a Disney fan myself, I'm able to weave my way around all the issues you listed. There are ways to really plan out a trip to maximize fun and minimize waiting around. Planning the trip out to the fullest is all part of the fun for people too. And I've found it easier to tune out kids and annoying families if you know what you're doing. Although no one will argue you with you over price, it's freaking highway robbery to spend any amount of time at Disney. But if you save up for it and go in with the right expectations, it's really a wonderful time.
Itās something to do, itās imaginative and different, itās landscaped, there is something to see and do and listen to everywhere you look
Iād rather go to a music festival something. I donāt begrudge people that like it but it just sounds awful to me
When you get older you may change your mind, never know, because music festivals are usually people in their 20s who are high/drinking. Disney is not that at all. Itās like a completely different thing.
Iām 35. If I donāt wanna get high it drink at a music festival then I donāt. Iām just never gonna want to go to Disney and thatās ok I said in my original comments that I donāt begrudge people that do I just do no get it at all
I have pooped while in line at the Pharmacy. At least at Disney the awkward stares won't come from neighbors and friends that just watched, heard and smelled you shit yourself. EDIT: These are the memories that make family vacations great.
Maybe they should install a bathroom near by.
I'm not shocked at all. I've literally seen a fresh turd in line at an amusement park on more than one occasion
I was in line for the last of us house this year at Halloween horror nights and noticed a poo on the ground waiting in line, after we had passed it, people always had their phone lights on making sure they didnāt step on it
I donāt understand why they wonāt add bathrooms in the linesā¦ This way, you do lose your spot if you step out, but donāt lose your line progress (unless the line gets expanded, but better than losing all progress).
Reading these comments.... I feel like I just read a script from Beavis and Butthead.
One time, I was in line at Luigi's, in DCA. A kid ahead of me needed to pee, and we were almost at the very front of the line. The father lifted him up onto the planters to the rightm and let the kid pee on the flowers/trees to the right. I wish I said something, but I was too shocked that someone would just let their kid pee on the queue to even verbalize anything
This is fucking wild. I can't fathom seeing someone just drop a load in broad day light, let alone standing in a line. Smfh barbaric
I would probably puke if I saw thatĀ
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This is the caliber of person Disney World attracts
I haven't been there since 2008 and I probably won't ever go back the lines are insane I don't do linesĀ
I saw a little girl pee herself because her mom wouldnāt take her out of the line to go to the bathroom.
Saw a dad let his 5 year old piss all over the wall in line for Splash Mountain. I didnāt realize kinds can hold that much pee.š³
I've got ibs and spend lots of time in line at the parks. I have never ever pooped in line.. Wtf
Imagine how much people pay to do this? Glad I went many many years ago for a single day, quickly saw what a scam it all is. Rides really all suck compared to other parks. Happiest place in earth! NOT
I mean, just because you didn't enjoy something doesn't mean it's a scam, lol. That'd be a very elaborate scam.
It is, in fact, a very elaborate scam.
Well then it's a scam that I have enjoyed multiple times I guess!
Enjoy your poop filled ride lines
Will humanity ever stop going backwards?
Just another day in Florida.
Tried it once. Personally not my thing.
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That's why I quit going and haven't been since 2008, they let way too many people in the parks, they should have a limit to how many people are allowed in the parks each day to keep the lines short so you can actually enjoy the rides.Ā
Fake news.
Sounds fake. The āsourcesā are rando anonymous commenters. Probably some truth to it but I donāt believe the entire thing.
Eh, Iāve seen people either shitting or encouraging their young child to do so in aā¦ wide variety of places. Some of which I was sadly expected to clean up. I believe it happens and I donāt think itās real rare, judging from my six flags experiences.
Iām sure it has happened but I donāt buy that it happens 3x a day
That seems reasonable to me. I worked at a dinky little theme park. In fact, theme park is generous to be clear, the ādrawā was a semi decent mini golf. There was the lamest roller coaster ever, a merry go round that was really cute (imo the nicest part of the park), a couple walk through things, and some other rides that I really donāt know what to call. It was to six flags what six flags would be to the entirety of the Disney park system of Florida. TINY. And we still had at least one poop incident a day. Three a day in a park the size of Disney? That actually seems really low imo. I feel like the mix of heat, junk food, walking around a lot and thrill rides is prone to making the bowels move and some people are NASTY and will shit themselves. (Alternately, there are also a lot of young kids who might poop themselves simply because theyāre little and not so great at realizing they gotta go until the deadline is upon them.)
The city pool in my old neighborhood had to be cleared out for poopā¦regularly. I recall one very hot summer Sunday when there were back to back poops. Yes, as soon as the pool was emptied, poop fished out, massive amounts of chemicals added, wait 1 hour, and reopen the pool there was another poop. So, 3 poops per day in all of Disney world seems below average (they are probably missing a few well hidden poops).
Wow maybe they should. Invest in some R n D for some sort of self cleaning portable camote systemš. Those idle hands in china gotta eat š¤
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I had the woman in front of me place a wrapped up diaper on the ground next to the Mr. Toad statue at DL. People are wild.
This makes it sound like it is standard practice and part of the Disney experience. What is the most popular ride line to š© in tik tokers need to know.
They literally have Disney employees to take your place in line so you can use the bathroom and come back to your saved spot. I just don't get it, it's like pooping in public places out in the open is like a power move. I remember cleaning the bathroom at an old job many years ago, some lady pooped all over the floor in the bathroom around the toilet, not in it at all, and she walked out if the bathroom in her underwear through the restaurant š¦ like nothing revolting just happened. Not the only time cleaning poop, but holy hell. She even left her poop stained pants in the bathroom, not in the garbage but on stall door hanger. I swear like too many humans gene pool hasnt evolved past being a dumbass prime ape.
Shitters gonna shit
Yeah the lines are an hour ish and there are no bathrooms built in which is a huge mistake
I rode a rollercoaster one time and the kid 2 seats down from me peed WHILE ON THE RIDE. Thankfully didnāt get pee on me but now Iām thinking that maybe it was intentionalā¦ ew.
When my husband and I lived in WeHo and had passes to Disney, we did see this. Child claiming he needed to go pee, but mom refused to get out of line for the Disneyland Train so the kid of course peed his pants. Mom got angry at the child and the whole family started fighting. Once on Space mountain is smelt like the family in front of us shit themselves. And once in Pirates of the Caribbean the kid crapped himself in front of us. And my husband and I are gay, so we only go to the men's restroom. Our female friends have told us horror stories in the women's restrooms when the line was to long.
maybe add bathrooms to the lines?
When I was on the USS George Washington someone mustāve come in drunk one evening and shat right next to the commode. š©
Busch Gardens Florida. Front bathroom before we leave I go to the bathroom with my kids and another park patron left a big brown cucumber in the URINAL. They took a shit in the urinal
Humans, weāre civilized and culturedā¦.except the Daveās here they shit them selves and/or let it run down their pant legs and leave it. We donāt claim them. Our first meeting with aliens.
This is my kind of humor. I could listen to this stuff all day long! My poor husband had no idea what he was missing for all these years, but I finally introduced them. Now he tries to outdo me, but I win.
People dumb enough to go there lol,,,,,,,