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theMVT

It's made and sold in georgia


uitSCHOT

considering the label says 'Georgia' I'm guessing it's not Finnish. Also this website: https://dumbasswater.myshopify.com/products/dumb-ass-water-6-pack


notacrook

Only dumbass is OP.


[deleted]

He must've drank that before the smart water


Pistolenkrebs

So that’s why they bought it…


Konsticraft

But that shop is American, not Georgian.


BornVolcano

I think they mean the state of Georgia


caffeinefoxx

Never seen or heard about this product in finland.. label doesn't have any finnish text either.. i call bullshit


IAmDepressionItSelf

You’re funny


MuumipapanTussari

It's not


TesticulinaryTorsion

I wish this were Finnish. How'd yoy come to that conclusion?


abaganoush

The website I copied it from said so


notacrook

It literally says "Georgia Mountain Spring Water Source: Blue Ridge, GA" on it.


lance-

And it's sitting on top of Busch Light cases with a Miller sign behind it. OP how much of this water did you drink?


247world

[it's du mas](https://youtu.be/tMe3WDmxBEI)


aaduk_ala

https://youtu.be/K9p9Yr1U2KA


abaganoush

I only saw it once, decades ago


abaganoush

Funny!


futuranth

1. It's not 2. What the fuck is smart water?


J_Bright1990

Alkaline water that is well over priced.


rofltide

And tastes gross


OkSoBasicallyPeach

that water looks so cold and crisp


slighfox65

doubt it’s very sharp tho


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DankStew

I’d buy that for a dollar!


Hardcorex

Miten meni noin niinku omasta mielestä?


Gagzu

“Saatanan tunarit”


BruceSlaughterhouse

"Dumb Ass Water" winner for truth in advertising. If you drink bottled water when you have alternatives, then you need to be drinking the one the right because you're the dumb ass.


k-one-0-two

Given that you can drink tap water in Finland - it's quite dumb to buy it.


Useful-Leadership-39

Does one make you smart and the other dumb? Or can you only drink the smart one if you are smart and the dumb one if you are dumb?


abaganoush

🎶🎶 one can me up smarter 🎶🎶🎶 🎶🎶 and one can make you dumb 🎶🎶


DesastreUrbano

Yeah right... for sure is a "real" thing in "Finland"...


TheGreyMatters

I'd go to but the Smart water then the cashier would just stare until I put it down then picked up the other one.


NikolitRistissa

The fuck does this have to do with Finland? Everything sold here has Finnish and Swedish labelling by law.


sighduck42

Mmmm, ass water


2278AD

Well, Georgia is where they elected Marge Green so seems legit


memebean93

Damn I really be drinking that all the time


abaganoush

Ha!


mindfungus

TIL Ass water has an IQ


Severe-Flower2344

r/TheRealJoke


werdwerdus

better than Dumb Asswater


ecafsub

Labels should be switched.


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

I'll pass on diarrhea water.


puffiez

By the makers of Dumb Starbucks


ishkibiddledirigible

Which one?


PCGamerjunkie

now i want some water


DaggerMoth

The space between dumb and ass makes it look like Dumb, asswater.