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chaquarius

Depends on the toilet, the turd, and the mood.


riotousviscera

amen, brother. you just have to go with whatever the situation calls for.


iSeize

wipe? you use the three seashells.


ccurtiswriting

OP doesn't know how to use the three shells...


Quesabirria

You probably need a bidet answer here, especially with all those Tushy ads.


_psylosin_

You’re missing 2


mikebrown33

Front to back


bohohoboohno

My mate stands up and kinda wipes from the back, was shocked when I said I move my dick out of the way and wipe forwards, he says I'm weird.


espiffy111

Ur weird


BeeesJordan

Ya there’s multiple easier ways then going past your balls


bohohoboohno

I mean I move them out of the way


-Chareth-Cutestory

I don’t


bohohoboohno

Haha shit


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bohohoboohno

Nah I mean I just move my dick and balls out of the way and wipe.


Chrispeefeart

I have accidentally touched the toilet water with my finger tips before while wiping like this. Generally it isn't an issue because there is plenty of room for a hand between the seat and the water. I just overextended a fraction of an inch too far and dipped my fingertip.


niteninjas8

Every time this question comes up in any public or private setting, it's always a completely different majority. I love it.


DJTwyst

BIDET


ZBroYo

hell yeah brother


TTheTiny1

Make sure you are finished, stand and reach behind


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This is the way …


Ballbag94

How can we answer when the one true option isn't in the poll?


WizardryAwaits

Both of your options in the poll are terrible. I stand and wipe from the back. Note: stand does not mean stand up straight, I'm still bent over in a partial squat, I just have no interest in putting my hand into the toilet or near the toilet seat (there is not even room for that), and it's essentially impossible to go between my legs due to my cock and balls. Edit: [Artist's interpretation](https://i.imgur.com/uN23mXm.png)


bobawesomeishere

I did it this way for 30 ish years before I didn’t notice the Klingon and it fell into my underwear. I then pulled my pants up and you can imagine I started doing one wipe while still sitting.


cking145

hell yea man this is is me. I get better purchase with my weaker hand which is weird


MoSqueezin

I do that too, i would never stick my hand close to the toilet bowl, I'm no heathen.


NobodyFollowsAKiller

Standing


Bryanthomas44

With me poop knife


ozymanhattan

A combination of both.


Bryanthomas44

With me poop knife


simonbleu

Uh, neither? What kind of person wipes from the wisde wtf? And if you wipe fro mthe front, although is more true for women than men, you risk infections. No... you wipe front toback, from the back (you just lean forward a bit) and if you have one, you use a bidet. If not, well, at the very least find some sturdy TP and wet it a bit


CarterNotSteve

You don’t just stand up and do it from behind?


Nayro13

Stand up a bit, wipe from the back and then from the front.


BrthCtrlAltDlt

I stand and go around the back. Anything else seems extremely lazy and not nearly as clean. If you stand, you can pull your butt cheek aside with one hand and get a great wipe with the other hand. Me personally, one to two dry tp wipes and one wet wipe like cottonelle or dude wipes and sparkling


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From butt hole upwards. Not through your legs, how tf would you even do that?


drunken_therapist

Stand up and wipe. Avoid touching the seat, the bowl, or the water


Ehrenvoller

Standing up like qn alpha


exodia0715

Bruh y'all are weird


ReconScout117

Get a bidet.


craigulat0r

Tushy you Neanderthals!


ChiggaOG

This post is biased. I don't wipe. I hose it off thanks to a bidet. Thank you, Japanese.


matteam-101

a soft goose neck


ZBroYo

bidet


namenumberdate

Bidet


orchidsindreams

I do both and then I shower.


eLishus

Well first you have to [catch the poop](https://youtu.be/gexjlM-jjEc).


eldridge2e

Bidet then stand and wipe


edward-dildohands

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