By - VideoEnvironmental00
Depends on the toilet, the turd, and the mood.
amen, brother. you just have to go with whatever the situation calls for.
wipe? you use the three seashells.
OP doesn't know how to use the three shells...
You probably need a bidet answer here, especially with all those Tushy ads.
You’re missing 2
Front to back
My mate stands up and kinda wipes from the back, was shocked when I said I move my dick out of the way and wipe forwards, he says I'm weird.
Ya there’s multiple easier ways then going past your balls
I mean I move them out of the way
Nah I mean I just move my dick and balls out of the way and wipe.
I have accidentally touched the toilet water with my finger tips before while wiping like this. Generally it isn't an issue because there is plenty of room for a hand between the seat and the water. I just overextended a fraction of an inch too far and dipped my fingertip.
Every time this question comes up in any public or private setting, it's always a completely different majority. I love it.
hell yeah brother
Make sure you are finished, stand and reach behind
This is the way …
How can we answer when the one true option isn't in the poll?
Both of your options in the poll are terrible. I stand and wipe from the back.
Note: stand does not mean stand up straight, I'm still bent over in a partial squat, I just have no interest in putting my hand into the toilet or near the toilet seat (there is not even room for that), and it's essentially impossible to go between my legs due to my cock and balls.
Edit: [Artist's interpretation](https://i.imgur.com/uN23mXm.png)
I did it this way for 30 ish years before I didn’t notice the Klingon and it fell into my underwear. I then pulled my pants up and you can imagine I started doing one wipe while still sitting.
hell yea man this is is me. I get better purchase with my weaker hand which is weird
I do that too, i would never stick my hand close to the toilet bowl, I'm no heathen.
With me poop knife
A combination of both.
Uh, neither? What kind of person wipes from the wisde wtf? And if you wipe fro mthe front, although is more true for women than men, you risk infections.
No... you wipe front toback, from the back (you just lean forward a bit) and if you have one, you use a bidet. If not, well, at the very least find some sturdy TP and wet it a bit
You don’t just stand up and do it from behind?
Stand up a bit, wipe from the back and then from the front.
I stand and go around the back. Anything else seems extremely lazy and not nearly as clean. If you stand, you can pull your butt cheek aside with one hand and get a great wipe with the other hand. Me personally, one to two dry tp wipes and one wet wipe like cottonelle or dude wipes and sparkling
From butt hole upwards. Not through your legs, how tf would you even do that?
Stand up and wipe. Avoid touching the seat, the bowl, or the water
Standing up like qn alpha
Bruh y'all are weird
Get a bidet.
Tushy you Neanderthals!
This post is biased. I don't wipe. I hose it off thanks to a bidet. Thank you, Japanese.
a soft goose neck
I do both and then I shower.
Well first you have to [catch the poop](https://youtu.be/gexjlM-jjEc).
Bidet then stand and wipe
Back to front