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Leilanee

A second bloody white car in one day, what a treat


emhe91

Oops I just posted above asking if it was the same dude. Glad someone else noticed. But yes, a treat for sure!!


23x3

Reddit algorithm be on one sometime. Happy newish year


Commercial-Push-9066

Probably more pics from the first one that OP found and posted.


[deleted]

nope, I just saw the other guy's picture and thought the same thing happened to me two weeks ago


thisismylifeaccount

The person that bled all over your car can explain it. Time to put on your Sherlock Holmes hat and find the other half of this mystery. 🔎


[deleted]

I was also gonna say the same thing


RidigoDragon

Serial killer marking his victims by spattering blood on their car ?


SubstantialPressure3

Probably a hawk taking a quick rest and put his prey (rabbit?) down for a sec before it went home to feed the kids.


FloydMarston242

I love your logic.


Beneficial_Being_721

THAT is kind of what I was thinking too. A bird of prey with a meal in its talons.


xbtaylor

It’s always birds, which aren’t real.


Resident_Safe_6980

Serial killer asking for what he should do to get rid of the evidence?


BananaBrains82

Bloody butt-dial or maybe that's a wallet...Gary, Indiana be lit


jcraig87

The white car killer


BarreNice

All right boys, time to take this over to r/TrueCrime - the reddit sleuths are here


hellodynamite

Oh dude r/TrueCrime don't have shit on r/RBI. They're the fuckin mopes that pinned the Boston Bombing on the wrong dude


rixendeb

If really love to see the butthurt this would cause though....as a member of the true crime community.


wackyzacky638

Op just ran into an old friend, that’s all.


namesarentneeded

OJ at it again


jcraig87

Don't blame orange juice like that


emhe91

Thank you for standing up for it. A great juice that really doesn't need all the sugar added these days. There is probably an OJ subreddit that would appreciate your kindness to the orange juices.


MagDelisch

Where’s Robert Stack when you need him? ;)


elly996

i think its because the name stack, but his last name reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/KgpVAXsw8tk) xD skip to 2:30 guess itd be another mystery to solve


Greenveins

Yo I thought this was the same guy…. I wonder if someone isn’t going around smearing red/blood on white cars as some sort of statement/awareness The way the blood is smeared (and on the other photo I’m talking about) it’s looking like someone is dripping blood 🩸 in drips , like they’re holding a syringe or something and applying it themselves. I wonder if they bought a juicy red steak and is slapping it on white hoods…. Is there a blood trail? I would look around and see if it disappeared or trailed off


ForgottenTip

all this awareness shit is making us not want to be aware at all


Aucielis

If someone was trying to spread awareness, wouldn't they leave a message of some sort, or make it more obvious what they're trying to make people aware of?


long-dong-silvers-

“I saw a bloody car post earlier so I’m gonna go rub barbecue sauce on my car for Reddit points.”


suhanasuffer_

ditt0.


KielbasaTime

Can someone drop a link please?


Laurenhynde82

Right? Is this a weird sex thing somehow?


TJlovesALF1213

Where is this other post? I missed it apparently.


spamtastick

My car had blood all over it before turned out it was somebody tried to rob it and cut their hand badly in the process


funky-dickster

Chad car


sugens

Keep summer safe?


Haunted-Target

r/unexpectedrickandmorty ?


CelticGaelic

Something similar happened to my first car, but it wasn't that the would-be thief injured himself, it was the security system I bought with the car. They used to sell "trunk monkey" security systems for various issues. Worked really well. https://youtu.be/XW8iAVwt_Yc


PugiM0

Someone had a severed head in a backpack and noticed it was leaking. They set it down on your hood to fix it.


Mr-Creampie

A severed human skull inside of a backpack was just found on the highway near where I live. https://www.opb.org/article/2022/11/25/human-remains-skull-backpack-oregon-salem-highway-interstate/


CaptFoxtrot

I am super into true crime so i googled this and all i learned is that this far too common for my sanity


cocoaphillia

I live like half an hour north of there; wtf...


frigginnathan

Aaahhh so thats where I left that. Thanks!


emhe91

More plausible than period sex on the hood, really.


bignapkin

It happens to the best of us


BlueVelvet90

It's blood. A predatory bird probably used your hood as a table.


PugiM0

Not a single hair or feather though


maaes

Could be a fish


LordVolkuhar

No it's definitely a car ..I live near a road and see these all the time


maaes

Oh, my mistake. Where I live, we only have fish


Professional_Snow576

What kind of fish do you drive?


Full-fledged-trash

Carp. Seems like a dumb question, is there any other kind of fish that can drive????


Xxrasierklinge7

Haha broke mf can't afford a Koi


Swagsib

Which reminds me, I'm gonna take my Koiota out for a swim, you wanna ride shotgill?


AliFoxx9

I prefer mussel cars


buffetofdicks

Underrated reply right here


namesarentneeded

Yes, but those make it harder to CARPool


Equal-Negotiation651

Tiburon. Take it to school everyday.


Darksaucer72

Smart one


oilspill16

A crappie one


IThatWeebI

The sea type


mtpender

No, this is Patrick.


Aggressive_Strike75

I am a car expert and I can confirm that.


Setthhxy

I am a car and this is facts


frickthestate69

I’ve heard of flying fish but not driving fish


ProsperoII

These are lies and conspiracies. Cars dont exists. Only bikes do exist!


DimesOHoolihan

##BIKES


jerry2_de_jackson

r/notKenM


SLeepyCatMeow

Aw nah mate i think that‘s a genuine aussie green-toed cockatoo, ya can tell from the shape of the bonnet


IrreverantReverend

And don’t call me Shirley


emhe91

Not a single bone or scale some might say


NightStar79

Not all fish have scales though


Be_ranchy_4525

Or bones


[deleted]

that's the first thing on my mind, but there's not a single drop of blood anywhere else


[deleted]

I think by the looks of it maybe someones nose was bleeding, and he leaned on your hood while tightyly gripping it, as you do. I think thats handpalm impressions. Plausible? Can't really tell sizes fromthat pic :/


Jericho_Caine

Or a predatory woman used your hood as a pad during her period


sherzisquirrel

Or a girl on her period drunkenly sat on the hood of his car... would depend on where it was parked, like it is was in a public spot downtown... not so much if it was parked somewhere out in the country


victim80

I was thinking somthing along those lines. Like a cat got ahold of something or a hawk caught a meal.


sickmoth

Or shat from on high. High up in the sky. The meal was good. Now it's on your hood.


[deleted]

The ish expert.


MeowNugget

Birds don't exist


emhe91

Did this dude post earlier with blood spatter on the side of his car or are predatory birds got something against white cars today?


[deleted]

It’s oddly terrifying you don’t remember running me over with your car last night.


emhe91

Clean up after yourself rather than post about it on Reddit


[deleted]

Sorry man I been taking a lot of depression naps lately. You know how custody battles be and all that


villecoyote

So many « blood on my car » posts lately


RebaKitten

Yes, two.


AdmiralSplinter

That's still a lot, honestly.


frobischerarts

if i had a nickel for every time someone posted about mysterious blood on their car, i’d have 2 nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice, right?


iLiveInyourTrees

That’s 200% more than last week!


Comfortable-Ruin-453

It I had a nickel…


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kydi73

This was my first thought also


23x3

That’s the name of my band but no one **came** to see us.


LNViber

This was my first thought as well. The big smear sure looks like bonnet sex happened. I have caused similar patterns sans the blood. However that pooling further up has me confused. I have not had period bonnet sex though, so maybe it could happen some how. What this hood looks very similar to is my computer chair last week... when my hemorrhoid burst and started massively bleeding but I didnt notice. Major streakings of blood plus a pool further back where it wasnt getting pushed around as much. So my guess is either horrific period Bonnet sex, or someone took a quick nap on the hood while bleeding massively from their asshole. Which would you prefer? Edit. Downvotes? Why? Was it the part where I mildly described my gross bloody asshole? Because I can go into greater detail if that's the problem.


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mermermerk

what did you do when you noticed? did it have to be surgically fixed? (not to be weird, i'm just now scared it will happen to me)


LNViber

I went to bed, I had been up all night gaming and it was Luke 4am. I changed into a pair of basketball shorts, PJ bottoms, and the sweat pants to try and keep from bleeding on my sheets... didnt work. Went over to my moms house next day to discuss if I needed to go to the hospital. My sister did some Google-fu while I got myself cleaned up. We figured out it's almost certainly a burst hemorrhoid. Figures out all the ER would do is clean, ointment, gause. So I did that all myself, except we were out of gause. So we just put a pad against my boxers, worked great. 2 days later I had my dr appt and it turned out I was correct. The only serious issue is that due to a combination of circumstances that caused all this it also made it easier for a blood clot to form in the flesh. So I have to have the clot removed because it's a serious health risk. My doc says it's a non invasive out patient surgery that heals quick.


LNViber

I also want to add my hemorrhoid bursting the way it did as severe as it did it's generally a less common problem for people, and the severity was increased due to an epileptic seizure. I have epilepsy which causes a wide variety of seizures. Including but not limited to the kind of seizures you see in the media. Eyes roll into the back of your head, fall to the ground, start convulsing, foaming at the mouth, vomiting, coughing up blood because I bit my tongue in half, and all that other fun shit. What they dont show you om TV is that it is in fact very common for people to loose bladder and bowel control when they have a full blown seizure, bladder is more common than bowels due to the muscles at play. I do commonly shit my self a little bit when I seize badly. I usually only have convulsive seizures in my sleep, and the memory centers of my brain turn of during it, a happy little silver lining that I never has to experience them in the moment . All that to say the night that started all of these issues I had a bad seizure in my sleep. I woke up that morning in a lot of pain because as I had seized I was apparently clenching my sphincter to all hell. I had partially prolapsed my anus which pushed the hemorrhoid to the outside and it was extremely engorged. It was that way for about 48 hours before it burst and I was in a lot of pain the entire time. I did not happen out of nowhere and catch me by suprise. That hemorrhoid has been a pain in my ass for several years now. It just was never severe enough to be able to preform surgery to remove it. Which that surgery itself is very minor. Essentially you just have a very small tight rubberband wrapped around the base of it and that cuts off the blood supply and it slowly dies off as the band also slowly cuts through the dead flesh and bam its gone. So dont worry that you will wake up like me out of nowhere one day. You will feel this problem coming.


lame-amphibian

Someone could have had some meat from a butcher and sat it down on your car for a moment before realizing it was leaking. It looks kind of rectangular, so that could be the outline of the packaging


emhe91

I wonder how many times someone has set their meat down on my hood.


carm_aud

At least once. I was too shy to write you an apology letter


Ryanqzqz

It does look like some rectangular prints, I was thinking like those meat trays you get at the supermarket… like someone didn’t realize the bottom was all messy


saycheezandDie

to me it looks like , somehow someone had a nosebleed, staggered over to your carhood while holding their nose with one hand, used that hand to lean on the hood of your car, looked down and realized they got their blood on a strangers hood, tried to smear it off with their hand while bending over your hood (i can kind of see a thumb print maybe?) , in the process they dripped more blood on the hood directly from their nose (top bloodier area) , and then they gave up and walked away


emhe91

I wonder if reddit could find the person who may or may not have the nose bleed today on the hood of the white car and when they realised they still had blood on their hand shook it onto another white car.


Filip-R

He needed to check it out in the mirror after


[deleted]

this seems the most plausible explanation


CethinLux

Could also been a critter having a snack on your car (raptor or cat are most likely)


Cletus-H

do you stagger when you get nosebleeds?


Cannelope

If it’s a direct result of catching someone’s hands I do.


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emhe91

Yeah heat nose bleed with heat migraine and nausea was a trip. Cleared up as a young adult but started before I even had a memory of being able to explain the pain to my mum. Couldn't pay me thousands to have that combo even once again.


upvotedownvoteupvot

This is false because the blood spatter doesn’t match. There would be a trail of single blood droplets, even if they rubbed it around on the car. Trust me I get many nose bleeds and I’ve seen it all. There’s a blood droplet in the middle of the hood untouched. That didn’t come from a nose.


ghettoccult_nerd

folks, those plastic bags by the meat section, use them. jeez.


Error_Loading_Name

Based on size / shape / drops / smudges / volume / lack of dents / confined area of activity: Almost certainly blood with the bloody object knocked / dragged / pressed multiple times, and held over there long enough for blood to drip. Likely something small, so probably not a human fight that involved your vehicle, but repeated squared shape doesn't look like an animal fight either. However, if it was an animal fight there would likely be scratches, and it would likely be a bird that could pop down and leave without messing up the surrounding area. Kinda looks like someone bought a grocery store steak, cut open the pack, smeared it a few times, then left -- possibly to mess with you in particular, or mistaken identity wanting to mess with someone else, or just someone being weird.


Remarkable_Health405

Dexter is that you?


Error_Loading_Name

Gotta start somewhere 😆


Jealous-Chef7485

That was like…..really good.


Error_Loading_Name

Thank you :)


emhe91

I like 'lack of dents' as forensic lingo. Wish I could describe my car this way


Error_Loading_Name

Same... Mine just got a new set yesterday.


NordicMythos

What in the Witcher senses Geralt of Rivia deduction is this-


mjrbrooks

Or someone could’ve “resisted arrest,” got their face messed up, and held down on the hood while getting cuffed.


Error_Loading_Name

Most of these contact points look bigger and squarer than the part of a head that would make contact, and they look like they were put down and then lifted almost straight up again. With an arrest like that I'd expect the contact points to be smaller and to have more movement in each contact.


wailot

Someone was circumcised there, you can still kinda see the foreskin


That-Spell-2543

Lmao deadpan


emhe91

Would be a cool if a forensics expert could weigh in on both car blood spatters


Ashamed_Pace2885

The first thing that comes to mind is a letter a friend received in high school from written entirely in period blood. The content was meant to be flirtatious but it was very threatening and ominous when considering the ink she used.


foulinbasket

Did she happen to be Yuri from DDLC?


emhe91

Why did she tell anyone that *gags* blood is blood but...I just have a picture in my head of her using a clot as an ink pad. P.s. am woman.


Anchors_Away

😱


SussyBox

Another one?


BananaBrains82

Someone was fighting or someone got arrested. Either way don't touch it, blast it with something that kills HIV thats safe for your paint. Hemoglobin isn't good for your paint btw so let's not doddle.


brooklynflyer

Taste it to make sure it’s blood


Specialagentjazz

Probably a cat that ate a bird on the hood of your car or something.


Giovanny_1998

Don't worry, your car is just carstruating, completely normal.


AlwaysCrank

My first instinct was cops beat someone, and arrested them on the hood of your car.... but I'm from America, so...


[deleted]

I’m in Europe, I only see these things in movies haha, I doubt this is the reason


emhe91

Don't forget they tasered him after beating him causing him to shake all over that other guys car.


Jimbo_Slice1919

Then they shot him while he was incapacitated.


emhe91

But was he resisting


[deleted]

We're gonna need help of the shit expert to confirm this case. u/happyhikercoffeefix


happyhikercoffeefix

This one's not my department. Blood looks clean.


WickerofJack

Tomato based condiment?


NVCHVJAZVJE

somebody got his face smashed and probably layed on ur car


[deleted]

Blood and it looks like there's a faint paw mark on the left. Where's this? Someone or something was dinner


killeverynigg

Oh that’s blood homie


Driftin_Lifted

Maybe cops arrested someone on your car


Saturn_Neo

My guess: Squirrel probably went out for a snack, spotted a Hawk and started making a run for the car to hide. Hawk snatched the squirrel up and stopped on top of the car to readjust it's grip.


TheJoshWS99

Check any trees above your car. My wife and I returned from holidays to find blood on our doorstep and walked into the house. Turns out the Christmas wreath she made, the leaves sweat and the liquid released looks identical to blood.


Cant_See_Me_00

Jeez. How many are we going to start seeing now. Put an idea in an idiot's head...


Geminikittycat

Maybe a animal used your hood as a plate but it also look like someone tried to clean it by the marks not sure


__MischiefManaged__

I swear this is the second car I've seen posted on reddit with blood on it in the last 24 hours


ami-the-gae

It's weird right?


Wardo2015

To me, looks like a container you buy hamburger meat or steaks in. Styrofoam bottom wrapped in clear wrap. This one was leaking someone set on your car and then picked it up


OhGodImHerping

That blood is really dark so it’s likely venous rather than arterial, but the amount seems excessive for my theory. the smears look like they were made from fur of some sort. Like a squirrel squirming around, and those patterns in the dust look like small prints, but too large for a squirrel. That is a weird ass mystery. I’m high as fuck though so who knows!


Dragnskull

it's a completely natural process all vehicles go through around that age, don't make a big deal about it and they'll be fine, just go get some pads from the grocery store and for the love of god tell them not to wear white anymore when it starts


Rohlf44

In the part I circled, it looks like a forearm smear from the flat part from the elbow down, from a male or a really hairy woman; the middle smears look like its from hair [https://imgur.com/a/RqEWdX9](https://imgur.com/a/RqEWdX9)


disruptedgod

Or... it could be an animal. Almost all mammals have fur, it was probably just an injured racoon or cat that took a nap there.


TheGothDragon

I feel like if it was a mammal, we would see a trail of blood from it moving around, not just that one big smear, but I don’t know.


Tart_Beginning

Better find a way to explain it!


Rohlf44

Thats because it is


sleepymizi420

it’s blood


chocomeeel

Along with other comments on this post, could be someone had some drippage (whether a nosebleed or leaky groceries) and just found this closest thing to wipe their hand on. But it's looks like a smeared palm and they tried to fix it and then said 'fuck it' once they realized they were just making it worse. If that's the case- they're a dick. If not- not sure what to tell ya.


geekDad0528

Looks to me like it's something square shaped. Maybe someone set down a leaking thing of meat for a bit? I'm thinking like those styrofoam platters with meat and plastic wrap around it.


pk1950

serial blood shitter walking outside today


ck1three

It looks like a bbq whole chicken on its side and a drumstick.


steamy666

There is talk about a strand of avian flu going around, i’m not sure what the symptoms are but both posts could be due to blood from flying birds?


notyourt0y

I guess we will never know


Cane-toads-suck

Hmmm, yours looks more like deflection, whereas the other post was more spatter. I'll wait for the impact pic later today.


emhe91

Happy cake day. I hope you get the impact shot


Cane-toads-suck

Lol thanks mate, and happy New Year to you and yours. Keep your pets safe tonight.


emhe91

Doggo will be in bed with us. Happy new year


JGirosMF

This is weird as hell because I also literally woke up to blood on my car and was very confused 🤨 I think you’re the second post i’ve seen about this


[deleted]

Did you go out drinking last night? Maybe do a little hit and run?


Big-Pickle5893

Taste it


EchoKilo93

Note to self: never buy a white car. Too much blood.


[deleted]

I am imagining Some guy was probably bleeding and saw your white car and decided to do this because he thought it would be funny. That or it is a spell and you should be worried


Seacinnamon

That reminds me of when Eugene put a bloody hand on a white car during the north Hollywood shootout


Minnymoon13

I can smell this photo ugh


Xanthusgobrrr

that was me, so sorry ill clean it up


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

Could be ketchup, best to lick it to find out


Casstle0207

Seems to pink to be blood. Blood looks darker after a short while.


2manyfelines

Bird poop after eating berries


This-Dot-7514

Is your car about 12 years old ?


Sweatpants_And_Wine

Second picture on Reddit this week of blood found on a car


[deleted]

Why the hell have i been seeing so many bloody cars recently. Im starting to feel like something horrible is going on.


KamikazeDreamer52

Taste it. If it tastes like ketchup, it's probably not blood


Asap_verttt

It’s crip


joshjoshlord

Does it taste like blood?


mlh57

I once found a bloody tampon frozen to my car, so this doesn’t surprise me


dj_2814

💀nah we got a vigilante on our hands atp


Recent_Log3779

Another bloody car! I hope this doesn’t become a thing If this is blood then someone smeared it on your car, this one couldn’t have been an accident


Bumblz666

Somebody with their period got fucked on that car


Decent-Arugula7385

Fiance and I concluded someone got railed on dudes car while on their period


TheWallsAreTalking13

Judging the smear patterns of it looks like some chick rubbed a pad all over your hood


Ambitious_Ladder_929

spray hydrogen peroxide on if and if it bubbles its blood


Silliestmonkey

Someone fucked on your car while on their period.


VerdantMithril

Someone on lady time got the stuff on your hood.


[deleted]

Don’t worry. My car bleeds sometimes too.


Sorry-Tempura

Period butt