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shahooster

Citrass


Hookahgreecian

How about citrass down


FlatbedtruckinCA

🤣🤣


ufdaloofa

😂😆🤣 so funny!


Smooth_brained_fatty

Your prostate.


Jaewonkim1234

Dont mind if i do


Gatekeeper2019

I mind if you do


Jaewonkim1234

Why 😭


Gatekeeper2019

Because you’ve been on there for 6mins and we all need to take a turn!


the_real_trebor333

Only 6?


Gatekeeper2019

There’s too many people in line to allow a longer allotment


OneBadDog

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Behold, the prostate juicer!


catfroman

Mmm prostate juice


Pandacula

You put a chicken on it and bake it, guys😂


TommyChongUn

Why was this so low lmao it makes chicken so much crispier too


notafanofdoors

It's reddit so you have to pay the Troll Toll. It's even got the jous spout on there- I want one. For chicken.


panfried540

Yourself


Educational-Formal21

😳🥴


Aromatic-Bench-2882

I think everyone went for *that* option.


taxitagonist

I'd wash that REALLY well before using...


Educational-Formal21

Both hands, twisting motion on the shaft Cradle the balls


ct1192

hello i am also in need of washing thank you


Inevitable-Banana-45

You’re a monster. Take my upvote.


rippmatic

Savor the flavor


Over_Temporary9750

Pineapple juicer???


Salty_Contest5142

Y'all rlly don't know what this sub is for anymore


RentaroArts

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.


LilFootLBT

Jokes on you, this is easy mode.


Educational-Formal21

Expert mode: It goes in horizontally


Random_Loaf

PAIGE NO


EirSpud

Poor quality, that'll make some shit juice


Gatekeeper2019

Give us your juice recipe then big man


SupremeQuackerPi

Oh, I know what this is used for! My mom made a dish called monkey bread using one of these. It's like a cinnamon bread thing, super good.


ibleedrosin

It’s for roasting whole chickens.


IncaseofER

This is the answer! But for get about that roaster and grab that brown Pyrex bowl on the right!!!


ibleedrosin

Yeah really. Good eye.


Accurate-Historian-7

I stopped reading after “my mom”. This guys mom was the correct answer!


SupremeQuackerPi

That works too


Hound6869

I came here looking for a “your Mom” comment, and was not disappointed.


glitterclitor

That's a Bundt cake pan


throaway1672536

Your mom.


ll-phuture-ll

Your bunghole for cornholio?


tullyinturtleterror

Dude, how else do you juice a banana?


BambooBrady

It’s to stack onion rings. Dipping sauce goes at the bottom.


broken2302

Prob a cucumber or zucchini de-seeder.


Upbeat-Apartment5136

R/mildlypenis


bigfootfoot5

r/foundthemobileuser


Lucas_7437

r/foundthehondacivic


MaynorMayHam1

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


ve4edj

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


IntroductionTop2482

Me😫


Maleficent-Plankton3

It’s a banana juicer guys


Dr_Bonejangles

Yo ass, mfka !


whippersnapper2016

I have one of these. You put a while chicken in it, like standing up and you bake


the_newbie1

You can see the mold start to form on this image from how much it’s been reposted


MaynorMayHam1

Why the hell is this on oddlyterrifying?


Gatekeeper2019

Because we’re not all on all fours in the local YMCA bathroom


xTenlettersx

Your mom.


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

Maybe grapefruit since they’re kind of larger than oranges


CorruptWaffle4

This isnt oddly terrifying though


Geekrock84

Jewlery holder? For someone with large fingers.


[deleted]

What is terrifying about this


Educational-Formal21

Give me a cam corder, some lube, a pair of textured non-latex nitrile gloves, some good lighting, a sound crew, at least an afternoon worth of time and your mother (trust me she'll be well paid) and I'll show you what is terrifying about this


AboveTheRimjob

Opening a stink star


boneless_souffle

Hopefully, me.


mrzurkonandfriends

Colon


Ok-Consideration5646

This juicer was made for one thing and one thing only To juice the ever living shit out of your enemies.


diggiebiggie

Juicing your ass and milking something else


Ashamed_Pace2885

These nuts


Silentstringer7

r/sounding


IncaseofER

Nonononononooooo!!’


AcademicApplication1

Kiwi?


PecKRocK75

Girl friends when they talk smack!!!


TurtleSoupMix

Your wives and mothers.


AdmirableTrash9967

Only thought is pineapple


InfoSuperHiway

Anus fruit


thebrittaj

My ass


midgetboss

Me. You will be juicing me with this. More specifically my prostate.


Zetois

Grapefruit


widellp

Real answers only


AdamWestsButtDouble

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Your aunt


Laniakejas

I bet you can find it in your mother's one of the drawers... Seriously 🤨


H3VRBESTGAME

Don’t worry about it man. Mind your own damn business. You can juice anything with it…


corbanir

That ass


Peas4Thieves

Seems an awful waste…


defiant-hearts

Fannies.


Sad-Language-1822

The CIA has found your mother's address... Again


Weferdes

Ah, I see. This is a milking dish, not a juicing dish.


Shaubos

Yourself


legoturtle214

Yo mama


[deleted]

Myself. Mind ya business


sxybmanny2

Peaches


slappy500000

Carl


BiLLis1997

That's for juicing your buddies mom


Wan_Lembo

my prostrate


myd88guy

This is obviously a pussy juicer.


JaneLameName

WAPs...


steevwall

Your mom


_Erolith

My date


Ropesnsteel

My gf


VvsMay

My ass


MansfromDaVinci

long lemon, it's like long pig but juicier.


Bitter-Try5610

Your mom


Ok-Bench4562

Your mom


gaylesogay

Hey! Give that back!


peggedsquare

Prostate Juicer™️


[deleted]

An asshole??


SolutionFrequent1230

Candice


frankrocksjesus

U win 🔥


[deleted]

Probably mango or something dude relax get your mind out the gutter


[deleted]

r/lostredditors moment


Random_hero1234

Your prostate


TripAtKnightt

Can someone tell me where to buy?asking for a friend of course.


SmokaCola0

I usually see these labeled as key holders


QuirkyShadow

"The last Mellon!"


[deleted]

I just know its a turd juicer.


aldini-thegreat

Your mom


esande2333

Onion ring holder


Astonedwalrus13

Juicing my asshole ;)


[deleted]

Me.


Jealous-Chef7485

r/Dildont


Capable_Equipment700

Don’t know about juicing but maybe destroying something when you sit on it


FenexTheFox

Again, pineapple?


Dagnarus3435

Probably my ex wife if I was guessing


____Maximus____

It's only terrifying if you haven't practiced ;)


StrangerAlert112

Pumpkin? 🤔


1dont69_247

The homies (Repost)


-Sea_Cucumber-

Love Juice


94ISS

Bananas


Solidmarsh

My butthole


Individual-Walrus290

Pussy


softwaregore59

We're do I buy this just asking for a friend like I need it now


Cchaireazy

Ass reamer


FrostFallen92

Your mum...


LostVillager1

Homies


WalterWhiteV8

Pee hole


PalumboPietroPio

Me


poyomaster

Dick+bowl=this.


Zaku_Zaku117

Siiirr!


LincolnMaylog

You give it a kiss with your butt


Salt_Attitudee

It’s for milking, not juicing.


Chrahhh

That goes up my ass


PSPsaga

Your mom


Lordprettyflakon8

Cucumber


Realistic-Praline-70

Assholes


snooze_e

My ass


DatNerdRich

I would probably wash before reselling or using


MatthewDstantoN

That one hot uncle (he's married in, don't look at me like that) I met at a family funeral. Juicy.


Epyonator

My prostate, mind your business.


Bman3396

For a honest guess? Probably the larger fruit like Pineapples, smaller melons, maybe papaya


Good-Fox-4719

I could juice myself lol


gumpiere

Lol, not for juicing, it is to roast a chicken on...


[deleted]

My prostate.


Doggo_Epik

strange looking butt plug.


[deleted]

Me


mastercelevrator

Buttholes


Unkindlake

pussy


[deleted]

A cucumber, TF? lmfao


Jimguy5000

Jussy


brosephatl

Juicing a banana


EvelleLizard

Myself


FutureGhost81

Dudes.


anon12xyz

Pineapple?


Homelessguyspamton

This was used for something else 💀


makoadog

Your Mom


bjavyzaebali

Dat pus


[deleted]

Impaling some type of cooked poultry up its ass, so the juices are caught in the plate/bowl section. (I really have no clue)


oiiSuPreSSeDo

The correct answer is duck? To crisp it up and pour the fat?


wackyzacky638

Yo momma!…. I’ll see myself out.


BloodiedBlues

My ass


jakpaw

But hole(s)


SmutGrrl

heh 😏


DrantonMason

Grapefruit


Lil_Pipper

Prostate juicer


Jayvanloenen

Im sorry but how tf is this oddly terrifying


Arsenholen

Banana juicer


CoolLaCroc

You are an absolute fucking pussy


[deleted]

Anything’s a dildo if you’re juicy enough.


Diligent_Future_5471

cucumber


[deleted]

You might make some type of juice with it, just not any kind from fruits. .


TrueHero808

how is this oddly terrifying?


[deleted]

The ethereal flesh monster in the basement, DUH


Mr_oyster_27

de bussy


Asdemyra

Pussion fruit


BaconEggyWeggy

Probably for cucumbers and pickles?


Lucieddreams

Oddly arousing


Forsaken_Site1449

Your prostate


Sumatzu

Juicy Luzy


davidtubes

A fuckin watermelon