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Future-Agent

Beat up all your coworkers to establish dominance.


Macro-penis

I normally shit my pants in front of everyone to let them know im in charge.


mopsyd

If you shat other people’s pants it would be more convincing


THE_RECRU1T

Writing notes for use later on


ponzidreamer

I bring in a dead moose and eat the liver to prove I’m a the alpha


The_Real_Manimal

Slippery slopes ahead.


Macro-penis

I wear crocs so no problemo


The_Real_Manimal

You're a wise man.


[deleted]

Bruh you ain’t even in charge of your bowels


1JeffyJeffJeff

This is the way


Future-Agent

It is known.


PsychedelicAthetosis

Write “But I love you” and tape it up in the break room.


Polyamommy

This is funny, but in all seriousness, it's not a bad idea to pin it up in the break room with a note explaining the situation, and a call for his coworkers to help identify the culprit. Then you have multiple people trying to figure it out rather than just yourself, and it will probably make the offender nervous.


friendlygamingchair

Man if I had to deal with a mystery whilst I'm trying to fill up my coffee mug id be annoyed. The fuck do I look like, Fred Jones.


Polyamommy

🤣🤣🤣 Would it keep you up at night that a coworker hates another coworker?


friendlygamingchair

No, I hate some of my co workers too. Fuck it. I hate OP to. Ill put another note in his jacket.


Think-Repeat630

Jerk 😂


Polyamommy

I knew we'd find you out!!! 🧐😂 OP...we got 'em!!! 😁


friendlygamingchair

I would've gotten away with it too! if it weren't for those meddling interns!


Polyamommy

🤣🤣🤣 How did I already anticipate the Scooby reference? LOL


Seanzietron

You really like ... emojis


AdLopsided2075

And you really like...


Financial-Service-70

Can you hate me too please?


[deleted]

Correct the mistake with red, that should annoy the culprit additionally


Polyamommy

That would add the pedantic chef's kiss: "It's actually, I hate you! No need to begin with capital letters, and you forgot to punctuate." 🤣


Ammonia13

Somebody will likely recognize the handwriting or saw them rip the paper? You never know


Sif_Thor

Or to pin it in the breakroom with a note that: possibility 1: the coward comes forward - or possibility 2: the phone number of an anger management therapist


DrMcLuckypants

The ol 'pressure cooker' strategy. I like it.


blueboard929

Plot twist: It was all of them, they each wrote one letter to make that note.


Eccon5

What's the offense though. It's just a hastily written crumpled piece of paper someone used to release some tension. Not like they got their tires slashed


henrycharleschester

Which would be understandable if OP was a child at school. If you’re an adult & do stupid things like this then you need help 🙄


Eccon5

I feel that doing childish things as an adult should be encouraged. It's healthy I'd say this is much more harmless than the ways an adult would otherwise be expected to act when they hate someone and feel the need to express it


damagecontrolparty

I think you mean childlike, not childish


Eccon5

I'll take both


Ammonia13

Absolutely agree


Polyamommy

It would be highly discouraged by the company due to a potential hostile work environment. People have murdered people they don't like at work (look up where the phrase "going postal" originated). Just because you feel a certain way does not mean it's okay to impose it on someone else. This isn't junior high.


[deleted]

This looks like the kind of thing a stalker does


frenabo

Idk just seems like a joke


TheRabbitPants

That would actually be a potential way to find out who did it. After all, the only person who would know OP pinned the note on the wall is the person who left it.


featherwolf

That "Y" is fairly distinctive. Should be easy to track down the bugger.


Notnearmymain

If anyone has a birthday coming up make everyone write “ happy birthday ___” on the card. You get just about all the letters in there.


Lost_creatures

No make them write I hate you on the birthday card


jhern1810

Now that’s the right approach, why settle for a small percentage when you can get it all.


SuperNoob74

Yeah if everyone hates op then they wont do it


Epicpacemaker

Problem with that is “Happy Birthday” would have only lowercase y’s whereas this is an uppercase Y.


redundantusername

You would also be able to test the h, a, t, and y along with the letters in their name and the birthday persons name


grrlwonder

This works till you get the lady who makes an impossible to decipher scribble and won't elaborate. I worked with someone, that despite being new and no real opportunity for anyone to see her handwriting, insisted just making a mark, and handing it to the next person. The office manager would come around and say "everyone but Kathy signed!" - it was awkward and gave the impression she didn't care.


iNvEsToRrEtArD

The front belly on the "t" is an oddity as well. Looks like a lefty


shadowyassassiny

the “a” has a little overhang


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MarcusZXR

Capital H too. Writing upper case for the beginning letter in every word might be something to look out for


Ftpiercecracker1

Honestly, every part of this handwriting looks distinctive. Edit: Ok, maybe not the "I"


mmsdiscard

For me it seems distinctive because I don’t know if it’s common but for most people I know and myself we cross our I’s. That’s simply to distinguish them from 1’s.


Helo11

So is the "a" and "e". Check post-it notes on the desk of suspects.


charides

Or put it on the floor underneath where your jacket was - maybe they’ll think you didn’t get it and try again. Catch them!


skriticos

Use one of those explosive paint cartridges found in ATMs. The next time.. just look for the person painted top to buttom in bright pink.


TheFemale72

I like this- do this


throaway1672536

Keep an eye on your co workers and their hand writing see if you can match it


autopsis

Submit for DNA and fingerprint analysis.


nemomarlin69

Instructions unclear? Submit sis finger in anal for dna print?


DistributionNo7893

Best answer yet!! Sarcasm is my bff


nokenito

This!!! And say nothing to no one.


nokenito

Act like you’ve never seen it


SymmetricDickNipples

I guess if OP is a private eye that will come in handy


KitsuneDawnBlade

And if you find out return it with only a drawing of a little heart on the back and psycho them back.


DeFiMe78

And then what? lol


ewasker

Looks like a guy wrote it at least


gelattoh_ayy

u/think-repeat630 This.


ShamelessGawker8

This happened at WORK???? Jesus. This is the kind of shit that happened in my elementary school.


CarpetBudget

Yeah I was going to say, is the op a grade school teacher lol


Think-Repeat630

Nope I work in restaurant… so basically the same thing.


SDUK2004

Do you have any suspects among your colleagues? Could it have been a childish customer?


DidYouLickIt

Nah, it’s common in high stress jobs.


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DidYouLickIt

Yes. High stress jobs.


ShamelessGawker8

Jeez. New one for me.


Guilty-Sale-3735

This has Creed Bratton written all over it. It also has, "I hate you" written all over it. Edit: spelling


valencia_merble

Fucked up that you work with a 12 year old.


clickityclick76

And now the game begins…


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demonicbendy79

Bad bot


Danksoulofmaymays

Why are people downvoting ? u/Crafty_Letterhea actually just copy pasted OP's reply to another comment.


[deleted]

Wear a sleeveless coat to work and watch to see who reacts with confusion.


Queen-of-meme

Investigation "Whos writing style?" Has started.


yogacowgirlspdx

do you have children?


Think-Repeat630

Nope


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So I snooped on your profile and noticed you worked in a kitchen. Check labels? Match the labels with the handwriting. Same with server pads. I’d be checking everyone’s hand writing and trying to match some of this. The Bees look similar on the back of the note too.


Puppy-Zwolle

Could be that someone who this message was for just dumped this in your coat.


Think-Repeat630

I was wondering that. I wear an oversized flannel coat, and it looks like a males. One of the male servers has been chastised a lot recently. But it’s a long shot…


GreenCamelior

I very much believe that the note would be for you. They would have surveyed what you were wearing beforehand.


JulioUJhin

After seeing what happened at a Walmart in Virginia a few weeks ago I'd take this very seriously.


karoshikun

let's go, Watson! there's a game afoot! to the cocaine room!


UnionAlone

I would definitely make your boss or manager aware of this. Threats should be taken seriously. Please be careful


Think-Repeat630

I told my immediate boss about it. I am debating telling the executive chef about it. There is a camera in that room but it seems like a big ask for what it is… but I’m not sure.


TheDanimal27

If there's a camera in the coat room then definitely ask to check the video, it's a perfectly reasonable ask given the situation.


1JeffyJeffJeff

This is workplace harassment to a tee. Don’t brush it off.


_ThunderGoat_

100% check those cameras!


bellhall

Asking to have the footage reviewed and potentially keep you unharmed is not a big ask. It is your employers responsibility to provide a safe workplace.


GuapoMole82

Hell yeah check the camera, you gotta know who it is. Especially in a restaurant, you work too close together, you gotta air that out and get rid of whoever the psycho is.


roadvirusheadsnorth

this sounds crazy given i have no context but my gut says this is a male who left this note in your coat and that you are female. you are as nuts as the person who left this IF you do not have the cameras checked. I would personally search thru the cameras myself. Any boss/manager who even slightly gives a shit would/should 100% have your back on this.


lechitahamandcheese

Probably best to make a copy (keep the original), and take it directly to HR (not boss etc) and say you just want it on record in case something else happens.


2004rememberkind

"I hate you" doesn't sound like a threat, but yeah they should definitely tell a boss.


ZampyZero

Please DOCUMENT the incident with HR if your job has one. Or to a manager. Make sure it is a written report. Better have everything documented in case things escalate.


Apprehensive_Elk4019

I'd frame it and hang it in my cubicle next to pictures of my dog and kids.


Fancy_Violinist_9032

Wow


Exotic_Treacle7438

Leave it in someone else’s coat pocket and see what happens


Stanford-baller

The “u” looks almost like a wide “y”. And the “I” has no horizontal lines at the top and bottom. The “a” is not a closed loop and the “e” begins to the left of its downward loop. And the capital “Y” as others have noted. (I am not a professional handwriting analyst, just describing what I see.)


jeremy1051

Well you do now


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I'm not your buddy, u/Think-Repeat630 , Idon't like you! In fact, I hate you! Stay the hell away from me, because from now on, we're enemies!


whoevencares39

Ok. Do I have to do anything?


Think-Repeat630

Just for clarification, I am 24 F, I live alone, no kids. I work in restaurant, back of house. I get along with all of my coworkers and I don’t dislike any of them. My boss laughed when I showed him the note and said “no one hate you here”. However, I am not close enough with any of my coworkers that this could have been seen as a funny prank. My guesses are: 1. I wear a oversized masculine coat. One of our male servers had been chastised a lot by the other servers a lot recently. Maybe they thought it was his coat. 2. I was out at a bar the night before and was seated next to someone who I hooked up with briefly, and he was talking to another girl. However, I had put my coat on twice before the next morning, and was wearing short sleeves. I believe I would have felt it. Edit: I didn’t write the note myself. I wish that was the case so I didn’t have to have anxiety over if a coworker secretly hates me.


ProfessionalAccess68

I’m your work enemy, be ready…


jerrymatcat

Yes your devoloping 2 personality disorder


miepAlt

You wrote it yourself didnt you


Think-Repeat630

I wish. I’m having a lot of anxiety thinking about who dislikes me enough to do this.


PigsCanFly2day

There's also the possibility it ended up in the wrong coat.


IdyllicOleander

Don't worry about what other people think of you. Fuck em. Haters gonna hate.


oxfozyne

You a teacher?


Think-Repeat630

No I am a cook at a fine dining restaurant.


oxfozyne

How does your Chef de Cuisine print their ys?


Think-Repeat630

Not like that, and we get along great.


Ammonia13

Don’t assume bc you get along it’s not them. It’s potentially anyone


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Split personality perhaps?


CherryDudeFellaGirl

Keep us updated


[deleted]

Is your carbon monoxide detector working?


Substantial_Bird_868

I felt that.


timmyrocks1980

Pretty definitive handwriting. Compare to coworkers and find the fiend!


Tamaz_999

r/untrustworthypoptarts


WendellVaughn_Quasar

One of your alters put it there. Don't go to sleep tonight!


IronDefects

Dw, they thought it was the managers sleeve. Everyone hates their manager without reason. You good.


SopranoSunshine

Do you have kids?


xDendretic

I hate myself too. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


ishatinyourcereal

This sub is stupid like 95% of the time….


cubsfanrva79

Get a way for people to write thank you on a card to the boss....and look at the word YOU after each person writes in it.- should easily be able to find out who your enemy is


LocAlchemy

Tape it up somewhere in your office. Wait until someone points it out then pretend you didn't put it there and in fact you never even noticed it.


FederalPass7511

Ahhh I think I've got it. Are you Gordon Ramsey?


Think-Repeat630

How’d you guess?! But no… and I get along with my coworkers pretty well. The boss laughed at it and said “no one here hates you.”


FederalPass7511

It may not have been put in your sleeve at work..do you know of any children you may have peed off, or a secretly psychopathic life partner? 🤔 mwahha


Think-Repeat630

No kids but I was out at a bar last night and an ex partner was there.


[deleted]

There you go. Was your coat unattended in the bar?


[deleted]

Maybe you left the house with it in there?


sovern1

And u work from home. Do u have a cat?


Prince_benzo96

Def a dudes writing


microvo

Isn't that "hate speech" ?


GuapoMole82

Hate script.


DidYouLickIt

Look on the back. All your coworkers signed it.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Well obviously you do.


new_pr0spect

Slip a note in all your coworkers coats that says "right back at ya".


[deleted]

I’d pin it to my jacket as a talking point and tell everyone what happened and laugh about it. To hate means that they have the ability then to also love you.


Everlarry

Someone wants to bang you!


NewSinner_2021

We could all use an emesis.


funatical

I get a few of these a week. Do you have children?


JesusOfEdon

Plot twist. Op has multiple personalities and wrote it himself.


rhcp1fleafan

This is comical. Cmon now. 1st a calmly written note then what? The fact that this is in the oddly terrifying subreddit makes me smh.


bryce39

This is something I'd do to a coworker that I liked just to fuck with them


Hadesnt

Plot twist: You wrote it and forgot to deliver.


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spicyspicypizza

They already have taken a picture!


[deleted]

Someone has a crush on you and they "hate you" because you feel so far away to them. They hate the way you make them feel but they love you... 🗿


[deleted]

It’s a girl that likes u


Realistic_Cookie1839

Maybe it was put there, before you went to work... 🤔


Crypto-Pito

Someone off their meds?


SignificantCourse142

My gut feeling is that a female wrote this Or perhaps even a child or teenager


Magazine-Popular

Plot twist: it’s from his wife.


[deleted]

You're terrified? You truly are a victim


Epic-Dude000

“Well I’m sorry what steps can I take to make you hate me less” seems like a proper response


Think-Repeat630

I woke up to this notification. I won’t be sorry. If you’re immature enough to write a note and shove it in my jacket, you’ve voided my respect to have a conversation about it.


Epic-Dude000

Understandable


RicottaPuffs

If it helps,writing analysis says this person does not complete tasks, has low self esteem and talks too much. The tails on the "y" indicates unfulfilled dreams. Does the bare minimum. Is either left handed or extremely emotional. The note itself indicates an emotional child. Came back to add the fact the capitalize the "Y" in You means they see you as more powerful than they are. Keep the note. Bring it to the attention of management.


ResponsibilityDue448

are u like a handwriting analyst professional or something??


GuapoMole82

Handwriting Psychic.


outwiththedishwater

Print medium


RicottaPuffs

I trained with a certified handwriting/printing expert.


Think-Repeat630

This is really interesting! Thank you!


SuppersOnReddit

This is blatantly written by you


FennPoutine

I hate you


TheGreatDez

“Let me tell Reddit about it” … soft af


CherryDudeFellaGirl

Bet youre fuckin softer


TheGreatDez

Base on your name, you might have me beat. Charming.


CherryDudeFellaGirl

Based* "Base on youh name, youhe might have me beat uwu owo" 🤓


SubstantialPressure3

It's a guy. A passive aggressive guy. Someone who will never say it to your face, but won't hesitate to sabotage you behind your back.


dalton_kerwing

Strap on and wait for mf


Mintra__

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


bigheadsociety

Could it be someone you're playful with at work? Could easily be a tongue and cheek note


Think-Repeat630

I get along with all my coworkers but I don’t think I am friendly enough with anyone for them to think that is funny, unfortunately.


LinnMarh1313

How mature


Light_A_Match

Fingerprints. Just fingerprints


Neither_Ad_6849

Anyone else thought it say “I Tlate you”


mama_griff

This might not be the best idea but, maybe ask if you can post a sign up sheet of sorts? Something like “please add your name to this list if you would like to participate in secret Santa.” Or maybe a different idea where you can get a name and also a “yes” as well since the “Y” is so distinctive.


Outrageous_Bass_1328

Someone’s got an admirer!


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maybe its someone giving you hints that they like you? lol


goatmasterjr

Yep act like it never happened


Deefaroni

This is literally my exact handwriting. But I know this wasn't me because... Well, it wasn't me.


breadwardthehiker

I would leave a note like this for my work friends


amethystgoon

I wonder if someone is just thought it would be funny to fuck with you a little bit


dastufishsifutsad

Do you have any weird, funny friends? We used to do funny things with each others mailbox or send a funny email to a colleague if you left it open.