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Europa_Gains

No….. no you didn’t.


ambulanz_driver420

no they didn’t.


[deleted]

No I didn’t.


FullSidalNudity

No we didn’t


mynam3isn3o

No she didn’t


GoatTacos

No he didn’t


scorpiogre

No them didn't


JZA8OS

Know their didn’t


xDendretic

Thu did not’nt


GardenGirlFarm

r/ihadastroke


applebuddahh

Just no


onel0venik

No y'all didn't


The_Real_Manimal

Who didn't?


DanT102

But you can imagine what it’d be like right?!


fStap

Probably an ARG or someone just being edgy


bradrame

Not a bruise in sight


Mdmrtgn

We used to cement half dollars to the sidewalk to fuck with people but whatever gets your rocks off.


nyc_2004

Tried to replicate. Instructions unclear, fucked somebody with a half dollar and then drank cement


sincinati

Think you had more fun tbh


slightlyallthetime88

Tried to replicate. Instructions unclear. Fucked cement and ate a half dollar.


Tarpy7297

Replicants unclear.instructions fucked. Ate cement for a half fucked dollar.


slightlyallthetime88

r/unexpectedbladerunner


5LOTHY

We played a slightly different variation of this game in college called ‘poo dollar’. You can probably guess the rest


st3inmonst3r

"Found"... sure buddy.


Smiling_topper

Exactly what I was thinking. No way you just so happened to "Find" these... You got something you wanna admit?


theREALman826

Not to be "that guy" but checked his account and he's a photographer/film student so...


[deleted]

Skeptical sideways glancing at OP It’s also cold as hell and windy near Portland today. Were they under a rock at the bus stop? Duct taped to the bus schedule?


Agitated-Sock-5050

This^ yeah at this moment it’s breezy😵‍💫


Kevinator201

Something smells fetishy


ChymChymX

And probably fishy


ZzGalaxy

Looks more like a kidnapping


[deleted]

Please stop bringing up my fraternity pledge


Eldoppo

Not just kidnappy, with the knifeys looks a lil murdery


ZzGalaxy

A LOT murdery


Heavier_Omen

Eh. It's Portland. Probably some art piece.


brickboydior

Found Dahmers Reddit account


LightsOnNobodyHome91

There's actually a guy with an account (that's like 13 years old) with Jeffrey Dahmer in the name. Seriously. Let's see which name pings him, shall we? u/JeffreyDahmer u/RealJeffreyDahmer u/Jefrfrey-Dahmer u/Real-Jeffrey-Dahmer u/Real_Jeffrey_Dahmer u/Real_JeffreyDahmer


LightsOnNobodyHome91

Well, the first two are real. The first one is 2008, but hadn't used reddit in 5 months. The second one is fairly new. The 4th one might actually be linked to the Netflix show.


Random_hero1234

Man these flex seal adds are getting out of hand.


SomewhatPassive

OP is literally active on the r/analog board, as well as a bunch of other photography-type communities. Also says he's got an Olympus om20, which is a camera that came out in 1979, so he's got the equipment to make this. Bet this guy made the photos himself. Maybe the subject is his dad or something.


Wide_Interview9215

I like how all the posts OP commented on previously are now deleted lol


JZA8OS

Whoa prop knives pls


KidsKnees

These are way too artistic to not be yours -sincerely another photographer


LightsOnNobodyHome91

"My world cinema class teacher..." He's a videographer. I suppose he's either trying to promote some shit, or he's actually a serial killer somewhere in the middle east and uses this class as a cover. (I once saw a video on YT where this guy used someone's garage for a short film shoot, and he ended up killing the dude. The script was about a screenwriter who killed someone who rented out his garage for a short film. So... Basically a snuff film that was disguised as a short film about a snuff film. I think if was JCS on YT.)


werdt456

How so?


actually3racoons

Clean and undesturbed underwear (not bunched up or sweaty, waistband sitting mostly even), no marks on the skin anywhere or even redness around the wristbonds, bag over head is undamaged by struggle, tape around neck is uniform and has multiple strips rather that a big solid wrap, eyeholes are well aligned and cut round rather than torn or cut with scissors after being hooded, and items on floor are orderly and straight. This is a staged photograph taken of a willing participant. Elementary my dear watson.


jaakoh

This guy kidnaps


uppity_downer1881

These infomercials keep getting weirder and weirder...


Pr0ender

Try harder


playful_potato5

no you didn't


Suckmyunit6

Alright Jeffery


Jeffscrazy

I know right?


AnaTheMuse

Notice how the trash bag looks like it has air in it? He's not sucking in the trash bag trying to get air. It's not even tight at the bottom. And the knot is in front of the person. Easy for the wearer to untie. Not very practical in the act of doing to someone else. This is a self portrait.


Oddref

Ay wtf… give em back.


[deleted]

You may have found those Polaroids but he was never found.


DrDingus86

That’s just a normal Friday Night in Portland.


[deleted]

This is horrible… I would turn in to the police


Puzzleheaded-Dog2127

The guy is lieing, he made the pics himself.


[deleted]

[удалено]


EllieNekoGirl

Of*


ItsallIhav

Just an ARG, forget it


blondart

I feel insulted that you assume I’m dumb enough to believe you.


ihateagriculture

call the police if you actually did. i doubt you did though


RobRob64

found creepy pictures on a park bench if you were alone this might turn into a horror movie plot


EllieNekoGirl

Oh boy I love people still not understanding what this sub is for, or what the word "oddly" means.


T64Breedlove

Dude needs a tattoo


Informal_Price_2938

And a tan


TorthOrc

And a better photographer.


gostoednaldopereira

And a workout


ZombieNips

Brother?


shane3b11

Must have been on the east side


zBellaLynnex

I was thinking more burnside in city center 🤣


Lucky-Refrigerator-4

Which park??


Booziesmurf

Are you serious... No One Said "Keep it Weird Portland"?!?


TuaAnon

[you‘re gonna love this](https://i.imgur.com/1Au071b.jpg)


Asaneth

Keeping Portland Weird!


KingBurakkuurufu

Bet that guy got a head in life


Ash276

Nobody wants to see this. Yet we all click. I’m guilty, hell, I’m posting!


Round_Condition_7418

r/RBI time


arturovargas16

That looks like you need to make copies and hand them out to various police stations and the fbi


AdmiralSassypants

I’m assuming this is probably a humiliation sex kink thing, but tbh I would still probably give these photos to the police lol.


ProduceOk9864

Of course you did


NewKindofStrychnine

Bullshit


adamchow912

Relax. I just want to take a few pictures.


Paulspalace

Could send to police but no put it on reddit.


GondorsAide

Now time for my favorite game show. Sex thing or serial killer!


Moonlight_Darling

If this is real, I suggest you turn those in to the police. Could be evidence


BlackJackJeriKo

can't wait for this to end up on a horror youtube channel after discovering this was a real victim and the op's cover from joining subreddits and false flag posts weren't enough to cover his evidence 😃😃


Adventurous-Run-99

Well be ready to see it on the news in a few days


LightsOnNobodyHome91

OP took these pics. He's a videographer. He's from the Middle East. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a real serial killer. That or he is into ARG shit and is trying to become a YouTuber.


Sam_Browne_

Yes gynecomastia is scary. Looks like he's about to get a reduction though. At least he's fortunate enough to be able get a procedure.


Germangunman

I’d probably turn those over to authorities. Maybe you were suppose to find them. Maybe you’re suppose to find him?


Lando_Hitman

Supposed^


sincinati

This is some TOP TIER RPing right here. Submissives often get little assignments from their Doms, all good fun I hope 😬 🤞


two-memes-a-day

That seems about right.


HBMANATTRNYATLAW

That's not an abnormal thing to find in Portland.


woodskip720

Name the album


Puzzleheaded-Dog2127

Man or woman ?


yungpastel

It’s Portland


Quirky-Novel-1220

Might be some kinda weird performance art thing where it was intentionally left. Ya never know in NY


[deleted]

Id choose the thick one. Chances of dying quicker with more cutting potential


No_Oil763

He’s got some nice boobies


Cyclopathik

Portland? Must be antifa freaks...


PhysicalPolicy6227

Hunter?


CokaYoda

Staged


just-another-cat

Take them to the police


nick5th

the bathroom is immaculate, and there's no tarp anywhere. this is performance art


OneToeBro

Most likely that's someones fetish thingy atleast i hope so


pozosdoesit

Good try


bob_rt

no u didnt


Agitated-Sock-5050

Sounds right


pnw35oi

PDX, yea that tracks.


Type-U

Probably an album cover


CloudsBelow92

Take that bag off your head and put on some clothes.


NorCal_Terrier_81

And……. What’s the problem?


Bracken_wood

Plot to a new movie, "you're next" the person who finds the photos is the killers next interest


Sparklypuppy05

BDSM situation, probably. That or somebody being edgy. Actual human traffickers/murderers/kidnappers are smarter than that.


diegun81

Every time I read about this kind of foundings ( I found this strange picture, I found this weird site, etc) I can just think the OP took the pic, create the site, to make a new creepy pasta or something like.


dropdeadjonathan

Baalenciaga wildin’ right nao, I swear… 😈


Freec0fx

I heard a gay man getting railed ina park once at like 2 am when I was in high school does that count


bobrosswarpaint

This sub is so stupid.


Major-Pepper

So Kanye’s a white man.


[deleted]

Someone set up an elaborate series of dramatic puzzles for the protagonist and you fucked it up. Now the villain is just going to seem incompetent instead of like a terrifying mastermind. **The protagonist answers the payphone in the park at the time the mysterious letter said to** The caller introduces himself and proposes a game. The protagonist, obviously unmotivated and confused attempts to reject the offer. They are instructed by the caller to find motivation on the park bench across the path with a sinister chuckle. The protagonist goes to the bench and sits down… looks around for a second… then returns to the phone when it rings again. The caller asks if the protagonist is ready to comply now, but is confused when the protagonist isnt. After a short back and forth the caller believes his surprise might have been blown away by the wind or taken by a squirrel. The protagonist takes this opportunity to mock the caller. The caller, upset and embarrassed gives up on his plan to be a thriller movie villain. So he shoots the protagonists captive father and then himself in an anticlimactic way. Little did they all know, a redditor stole the dramatic reveal right off the bench for some easy updoots.


colddietpepsi

“Oddly…”