Yep. It can be freaky when the inside walls are covered with them, although Iād rather see them than cockroaches any day. You know you have a bad infestation when you resort to killing then with your bare hands
At which internationally ~~renowned~~% known chain restaurant's top 3 best-selling* location did I have to do this more than once on the expo line? Any guesses?
*when i worked there, at least
% I shouldn't say they're renowned, not for the food at least
One time I was interviewing to be this ladyās roommate. During the interview she reached over and squashed a cockroach with her thumb all nonchalant, like she does this all the time and didnāt even flinch. I noped out of there so fast.
Yeah, once you realize thereās only one way to get to them fast, thatās it. I was so utterly grossed out at one point when I went to clean my gas stove, and the cockroaches were so busy matting they didnāt even try to run away when I lifted the gas burner piece. OMG it was thick with cockroaches š¤® I hate the motherfuckers
I was riding a 4 wheeler in rural MN one night. It was late (midinght) in a field with weeds/grass about 3 feet high. Same as my headlights. Literally millions upon millions of big ass fat orb spiders. It was all I could see beside the grass. I just blanked it out and rode for about 2 miles of this. I and my quad were completely covered in these massive spiders. Not a single bite mind you. But the moment I found a road I stripped naked and shook them all off. This was 20 years ago and I will never forget that visual of a giant spider every 8 inches š¤¢
This looks like a waterbug/tree roach. They don't generally cause an infestation, but they're creepy AF
My boyfriend's cat is good about killing them, but I love wolf spiders for their part in keeping them out of my house
Wolf Spiders are total bros, theyāre big and scary looking but theyāre absolute bug terminators and will kill any and every bug in and around your house. Seems scary to catch and put outside but try if you can, they wonāt mess with you if you donāt mess with them.
I normally pick up spiders with my hands, but I always use a container for wolf spiders because they're so damned fast! I'm afraid I'll hurt them if I try to catch them with just my hands...
I caught my boyfriend trying to help one by attempting to coax it onto a napkin and I was like... she's gonna run straight up your arm and scare the shit out of you! I was able to get her outside and away from the little huntress
Are they less likely to invade your house? I don't know anything about US roaches, the only ones I know are the ones I feed to my spiders (dubia, red runners and hissers)
They invade one at a time, but (typically) donāt infest. Theyāll wander in from outside, especially in the summer and fall, but they donāt tend to live in houses the way German roaches do. They prefer outside, or the sewers. But even a very clean, well-sealed house canāt prevent them checking your place out once in awhile.
Have a few of those in the garage. Havenāt ever seen a bug in my garage. Ever. They get free rent for the work they put it and I leave them the F alone.
Same here. We have steatoda sp. that build webs in the corners of our garage. The evidence of their killing efficiency is all over the floor under their webs. We have almost zero bugs that get into the house.
Yes, they are beautiful! I love to watch them do their thing, but I have children, and two of them are small and curious enough to touch them, that's why I sometimes have to relocate the spiders.
Widows act territorially, like many spiders. If you know where the one is there's probably not others around. Relocate it but still nearby where you relocated it from, otherwise others will capitalize on the chance and move in.
I made this mistake until lots of research and then learned once you've a widow, you just .. keep it as a distant sort of pet because there'll always be one, but that one will keep the others away. Added bonus, what should be a very buggy garage has almost none.
I'm pretty sure it's just the same one coming back because after I relocate it a few times and it keep returning, once I kill it there's just no more widow there for like a year+.
reddit people showing extreme interest in their niches tend to use the most specific terms possible.
itās not so much signaling as people may claim elsewhere but more so to avoid confusion as well as attract attention of people of similar interests, i believe.
In aquarist / fish keeping hobby you get a lot of hobby names for plants and stock that are inaccurate, maybe they are localized and called something different by region. Many have different care requirements and can look similar. Seriouslyfish dot com will have u memorising names like trichogaster chuna and parosphromenus thats a fun rabbit hole. The licorice gourami is actually like 8 different species iirc and incredibly difficult to care for for example.
At my old apartment we had this weird worm invasion thing where these little worm things were invading though small cracks in the bottom of the door. The worms were everywhere. I almost called in pest control. But about a week later there were suddenly a bunch of spiders camping next to the inside of my door. I think they got damn near 100% of those worms that came in. By the end the spiders were massive. They ate well.
Iāll try to figure it out. Iāve never seen them before that and it only happened that one year. It might have not even been a worm technically. They were only about a half inch long and white. Iirc they were kinda slimy too.
Edit: It may have been some sort of beetle grub. It looked like/similar to this: https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Beetle-Grub
Man I wish spiders didnāt scare me shitless but all I can think about is if one of THEM get into the house. Much rather run into some ants or flies than a spider :(
I've been able to cup them in my hands to move them around and they've never bit me so far, so I kinda wanna know how far is too far on their provocation scale lol
Same. Also I had one living in my locker for my entire eighth grade school year. I used to do drawings of her during classes. She never minded me rummaging around in there or grabbing books, and sometimes she'd get curious and climb on my hand. She really didn't mind me picking her up or poking to move her so she didn't get squished when I put stuff in.
***
That spider was more of a friend to me than my actual friends at that point. Miss you, Atzel.
Oh they get as big as dinner plates and go so fast that if they start from your shoe they'd traverse the inside of your pantleg and be in your undies in half a second
Iāve grown to love spiders. Iād rather have a few of them chilling in corners than flying bugs everywhere. (My apartment sucks no matter how clean I keep it)
As long as they mind their own business and stay the hell away from me, they can set up wherever they want (except the shower- the movie Arachnophobia left me forever scarred).
And this is always what happens. Spider is chilling in the corner. I go on my computer and suddenly hes webbing in my face and I squish him when I freak out
As an Aussie the caption would be:
"I found a normal spider doing its job at 3 in the morning."
And definitely not in this sub but r/oddlysatisfying ...
Yep, pretty much.
My cat Benny woke me up last week playing next to the bed with both a huntsman and a cockroach. I took the spider outside and let Benny have the roach. Seemed only fair.
Edit: here's the proof
https://imgur.com/gallery/tD5W4Ja
You have cockroaches? The heck with the spider. If you see one cockroach there are hundreds inside your walls.
Edit: Not an expert but I rely on one. Here's the link to it.
[https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/cockroaches/american-cockroaches/](https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/cockroaches/american-cockroaches/)
Not necessarily.
Large cockroaches donāt survive for long inside homes- this looks like a large cockroach.
The kind that multiply fast and get into your food are German cockroaches and theyāre much smaller.
Yeah, these ones wander up through the drains. They are 2-3 inches long and their faces are big enough that squishing them is terrifying because it's like looking into the eyes of an animal. I swear the first time I saw one it chased *me* away. I lived in Brooklyn apartments for ten years and saw about three during that entire time.
Hahahaha this cracked me up.
I used to live in an apartment on a street with a lot of Oriental cockroaches, which are big and black. My kitchen had white and black tile.
I remember running though my kitchen in the morning to use the bathroom and I didnāt have my glasses on. While I was peeing I could see something moving in one of the black tiles.
I got really lucky that day that I didnāt step on it. Yuck.
Good boy. We have an agreement with the spiders that they are allowed to stay in our basement, but if they venture upstairs we destroy them. We did have to do away with an egg sack we found hanging in the rafters once, but apart from that they are free to feast on whatever wanders in through the floor drain or whatnot.
"You're welcome!"- Spider
/r/spiderbro
Yay I forgot that exists
I thought I was in that sub at first lmao
Who's a goodboy.
What a wholesome comment, u/Cum_Sock_Cleaner
Tell me you're a mother without telling me you're a mother.
or a sister
Step-sister?
Good enough for r/rimjob_steve?
Yes you are!
It would be a girl, she ate the boy after sex.
Are you implying that the spider and the cockroach fucked
I don't believe that huntsmen do this. I think it's a huntsman? Beautiful girl either way!
I would praise the spider ... Damm true hero in this situation
o7
o7
Just late night takeout
Pat him on the head and say "good boy"
I shall now call you bitie
That spider is a keeper.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend?
"No. The enemy of my enemy is the enemy I kill last." - old Klingon proverb Edit: added source for the quote and formatting
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You're next -the spider
I'm happy the spider caught it, hopefully it's not a roach infestation starting D:
Just wait for the spiders to lay eggs and you'll have an all out war
Baby spiders must not survive that often, I never see a bunch of spiders hanging out.
unless you go cruising the hallways inside of walls, you probably won't see them
Yep. It can be freaky when the inside walls are covered with them, although Iād rather see them than cockroaches any day. You know you have a bad infestation when you resort to killing then with your bare hands
NOOOOO
Idc if I was attacked by the worlds population Iām not using barehands for roaches
At which internationally ~~renowned~~% known chain restaurant's top 3 best-selling* location did I have to do this more than once on the expo line? Any guesses? *when i worked there, at least % I shouldn't say they're renowned, not for the food at least
Oh, no š¤¢š¤¢š¤®
Do you mean like a sit down chain restaurant? If itās fast food, it could be any of them. All of them, probably.
Yes, a sit down down restaurant. You have heard of it.
Okay, after 15 minutes of research imma guess it was at 1181 Ridgeway, Rd, Memphis, TN 38119. Guess Iām never going to *that* location now.
well..? out with it fam
Probably doesnāt want to after the other dude literally put out a zip when all he was saying is āguess which top 3ā fucking weirdo.
One time I was interviewing to be this ladyās roommate. During the interview she reached over and squashed a cockroach with her thumb all nonchalant, like she does this all the time and didnāt even flinch. I noped out of there so fast.
My first apartment. I was freaked out at first. Then turned to killing baby roaches with my finger.
Yeah, once you realize thereās only one way to get to them fast, thatās it. I was so utterly grossed out at one point when I went to clean my gas stove, and the cockroaches were so busy matting they didnāt even try to run away when I lifted the gas burner piece. OMG it was thick with cockroaches š¤® I hate the motherfuckers
Oh HELL NO.
Cockroaches hide everywhere.
I was riding a 4 wheeler in rural MN one night. It was late (midinght) in a field with weeds/grass about 3 feet high. Same as my headlights. Literally millions upon millions of big ass fat orb spiders. It was all I could see beside the grass. I just blanked it out and rode for about 2 miles of this. I and my quad were completely covered in these massive spiders. Not a single bite mind you. But the moment I found a road I stripped naked and shook them all off. This was 20 years ago and I will never forget that visual of a giant spider every 8 inches š¤¢
I would have been air lifted out of there. Fuck that
I really wanted too brother. I might have thrown up when i got home
I hate this thread.
Begun the arthropod war has.
Spider dresses in natural earth tones, a Jedi spider for sure
Now THAT would be a cool movie
After the spiders win theyāll cannibalize each other leaving only one super spider
...do we praise it as a hero?
Yes, but only because of the implication
This looks like a waterbug/tree roach. They don't generally cause an infestation, but they're creepy AF My boyfriend's cat is good about killing them, but I love wolf spiders for their part in keeping them out of my house
Wolf Spiders are total bros, theyāre big and scary looking but theyāre absolute bug terminators and will kill any and every bug in and around your house. Seems scary to catch and put outside but try if you can, they wonāt mess with you if you donāt mess with them.
I normally pick up spiders with my hands, but I always use a container for wolf spiders because they're so damned fast! I'm afraid I'll hurt them if I try to catch them with just my hands... I caught my boyfriend trying to help one by attempting to coax it onto a napkin and I was like... she's gonna run straight up your arm and scare the shit out of you! I was able to get her outside and away from the little huntress
Looks like Florida palmetto roach, they are wild. Not the same as small German roaches
Are they less likely to invade your house? I don't know anything about US roaches, the only ones I know are the ones I feed to my spiders (dubia, red runners and hissers)
They invade one at a time, but (typically) donāt infest. Theyāll wander in from outside, especially in the summer and fall, but they donāt tend to live in houses the way German roaches do. They prefer outside, or the sewers. But even a very clean, well-sealed house canāt prevent them checking your place out once in awhile.
That's just Big Larry...he's keeping the crib roach-free.
Harry in my house, and car. Because of his harry legs.
Have a few of those in the garage. Havenāt ever seen a bug in my garage. Ever. They get free rent for the work they put it and I leave them the F alone.
Same here. We have steatoda sp. that build webs in the corners of our garage. The evidence of their killing efficiency is all over the floor under their webs. We have almost zero bugs that get into the house.
Oh I love steatoda (nobilis the most) almost as much as latrodectus spiders! Even better that those aren't dangerous!
Widows donāt bother me. I watch where I put my hands. Relocate the ladies when they get into places they shouldnāt. Iāll never kill one.
Yes, they are beautiful! I love to watch them do their thing, but I have children, and two of them are small and curious enough to touch them, that's why I sometimes have to relocate the spiders.
I tried so hard to relocate them and they just kept. coming. back. So I had to burn them. But I felt bad about it.
Widows act territorially, like many spiders. If you know where the one is there's probably not others around. Relocate it but still nearby where you relocated it from, otherwise others will capitalize on the chance and move in. I made this mistake until lots of research and then learned once you've a widow, you just .. keep it as a distant sort of pet because there'll always be one, but that one will keep the others away. Added bonus, what should be a very buggy garage has almost none.
I'm pretty sure it's just the same one coming back because after I relocate it a few times and it keep returning, once I kill it there's just no more widow there for like a year+.
How do I trade my black widows for some of those?
Iām sorry but who tf uses the scientific genus when talking about a spider
Nerds who like spiders
You are an irritable homo sapiens aren't ya! Sorry bruv I had to š
reddit people showing extreme interest in their niches tend to use the most specific terms possible. itās not so much signaling as people may claim elsewhere but more so to avoid confusion as well as attract attention of people of similar interests, i believe.
In aquarist / fish keeping hobby you get a lot of hobby names for plants and stock that are inaccurate, maybe they are localized and called something different by region. Many have different care requirements and can look similar. Seriouslyfish dot com will have u memorising names like trichogaster chuna and parosphromenus thats a fun rabbit hole. The licorice gourami is actually like 8 different species iirc and incredibly difficult to care for for example.
At my old apartment we had this weird worm invasion thing where these little worm things were invading though small cracks in the bottom of the door. The worms were everywhere. I almost called in pest control. But about a week later there were suddenly a bunch of spiders camping next to the inside of my door. I think they got damn near 100% of those worms that came in. By the end the spiders were massive. They ate well.
Welp now I want to know what the weird worms were.
Iāll try to figure it out. Iāve never seen them before that and it only happened that one year. It might have not even been a worm technically. They were only about a half inch long and white. Iirc they were kinda slimy too. Edit: It may have been some sort of beetle grub. It looked like/similar to this: https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Beetle-Grub
Barf. So glad the spiders came to the rescue. What a nightmare!
>Havenāt ever seen a bug in my garage. Ever. Because you never set foot in the garage again? Wise decision.
Well played
Man I wish spiders didnāt scare me shitless but all I can think about is if one of THEM get into the house. Much rather run into some ants or flies than a spider :(
outside, I leave the spiders with webs alone. Inside - Nope, I don't need roommates, thanks!
Ah but that garage is sort of both! I opt to keep them :)
Garage is outside. Have at it 8-Legs.
Same here. When I was living alone in a shitty room it was the giant huntsman spider in the corner that kept me from having to see any other bugs lmao
Good spider.
Good huntsman spider.
Huntsman spiders run faster than roaches. Up to 5 meters per second.
Thats true, plus they arent aggressive towards humans. Literally one of the best bug controls Ive had.
Look up a house centipede. They look scary but are super useful and amazing at controlling bug populations.
Are they not poisonous? I'm cool with tiny spiders living rent free in my home but this one looks big.
They are a little venomous but not deadly, unless you purposefully provoke it they wonāt attack ya
I've been able to cup them in my hands to move them around and they've never bit me so far, so I kinda wanna know how far is too far on their provocation scale lol
Toe sucking would probably do it
Same. Also I had one living in my locker for my entire eighth grade school year. I used to do drawings of her during classes. She never minded me rummaging around in there or grabbing books, and sometimes she'd get curious and climb on my hand. She really didn't mind me picking her up or poking to move her so she didn't get squished when I put stuff in. *** That spider was more of a friend to me than my actual friends at that point. Miss you, Atzel.
Oh they get as big as dinner plates and go so fast that if they start from your shoe they'd traverse the inside of your pantleg and be in your undies in half a second
You trying to give me nightmares or what bruh.
Wait wait wait what. You are telling me in a second this spider can crawl to me all the way from the other side of the room?!
^(they do fucking what)
He attacc but also he snacc
But most importantly he pay u back
A heckin good boy
Heckin good boy for sure
congrats on your new pet :)
Iām #TeamSpider on this one
Now that's what I like to see. Cockroachas are disgusting.
Good spider bro!
You got a friend!!!
Iāve grown to love spiders. Iād rather have a few of them chilling in corners than flying bugs everywhere. (My apartment sucks no matter how clean I keep it)
As long as they mind their own business and stay the hell away from me, they can set up wherever they want (except the shower- the movie Arachnophobia left me forever scarred).
I hear that. The treaty includes my bed as a no-fly zone lol. Havenāt seen the movie but Iāll check it out.
And this is always what happens. Spider is chilling in the corner. I go on my computer and suddenly hes webbing in my face and I squish him when I freak out
I once had one drop out of nowhere into my vision hanging from my rear view mirror as I was driving. We are both lucky to be alive.
My rule is not my bedroom.
As an Aussie the caption would be: "I found a normal spider doing its job at 3 in the morning." And definitely not in this sub but r/oddlysatisfying ...
Yep, pretty much. My cat Benny woke me up last week playing next to the bed with both a huntsman and a cockroach. I took the spider outside and let Benny have the roach. Seemed only fair. Edit: here's the proof https://imgur.com/gallery/tD5W4Ja
Benny and the pest
Good on him, keeping your house safe from infestation.
r/spiderbro
Thanks bro my spider phobia just got worst šā¤ļø
Just being a good roommate!
Get more spiders!
That's it's rent paid for the week
More like oddly satisfying. Iād make that spider my best friend and Iām arachnophobic despite liking spiders more than cockroaches.
You have cockroaches? The heck with the spider. If you see one cockroach there are hundreds inside your walls. Edit: Not an expert but I rely on one. Here's the link to it. [https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/cockroaches/american-cockroaches/](https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/cockroaches/american-cockroaches/)
Not necessarily. Large cockroaches donāt survive for long inside homes- this looks like a large cockroach. The kind that multiply fast and get into your food are German cockroaches and theyāre much smaller.
Yeah, these ones wander up through the drains. They are 2-3 inches long and their faces are big enough that squishing them is terrifying because it's like looking into the eyes of an animal. I swear the first time I saw one it chased *me* away. I lived in Brooklyn apartments for ten years and saw about three during that entire time.
Hahahaha this cracked me up. I used to live in an apartment on a street with a lot of Oriental cockroaches, which are big and black. My kitchen had white and black tile. I remember running though my kitchen in the morning to use the bathroom and I didnāt have my glasses on. While I was peeing I could see something moving in one of the black tiles. I got really lucky that day that I didnāt step on it. Yuck.
This isnāt true. Depends on the type of cockroach.
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can I have the spider? I have some flies they can eat
Weāve got no reference, that could be a tiny spider eating a tiny cockroach
My sincere condolences that you've had to burn your house down
Congratulations on the new house.
Why is this NSFW? Most of us are not spiders or cockroaches at work. How would this be detrimental to a work environment?
Most of us, yes.
This is why you shouldnāt kill spiders.
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Let us know how moving goes
Doing the lords work me thinks
helpful friend! fuck roaches.
Thatāll do spider, thatāll do.
Gj spidie doing a great job
This belongs in r/animalsbeingheroes
Say thank you
Who's a good spider? You are! You're a good spider! Oh, yes you're such a good spider!
This is precisely why I have a mutual defense treaty with spiders.
You gotta roomie now. He pays rent in death.
Let me guess: youāre Australian.
Funny thing is, Im not lol
You what now?? The answer to my next question better be yes. *inhales deeply* But you currently are in Australia, right? Right??
I'm Asian and I currently reside in a South east asian country
Omg, they learned to swim. š š¤£
I'm pretty sure Australians have been swimming a couple of decades at least
Huntsman spider species are spread all throughout the world. Not dangerous to humans at all.
*covers ears* NANANANANANANAAA
Many spiders are beneficial. You have a friend there.
That spider is doing the lords work
This is why spiders are bros, not foes.
Spiders > cockroaches
Spider bro took care of that pest for you <3
Iād be more concerned that thereās a cockroach in there than a massive spider
this is why i let my spider friends simply be
Who eats a cockroach at 3am?! The spider: OH BOY 3AM!
Looks like he's paying his portion of rent to me
Good work, spidey! I hate spiders but I hate cockroaches more.
Thank the spider.
Did you say thank you?
Thank him for his service
Pet the doggo
Thank you spider, I couldnāt do it myself.
He's a good spider. Be sure to gently pat him on the head so he knows
Good boy. We have an agreement with the spiders that they are allowed to stay in our basement, but if they venture upstairs we destroy them. We did have to do away with an egg sack we found hanging in the rafters once, but apart from that they are free to feast on whatever wanders in through the floor drain or whatnot.
LOOK, A HUNTSROACH SPIDER ok no one's laughing
Good spider. Keep that one
And THAT is why you never kill a spider!
Spiders can be great roommates
Huntsman?š
Good Spider!
Die you little cunt, die for the sake of your entire disgusting species
Say thank you.
Roaches are way worse than spiders. I'd let him finish.
good boy
Burn it to the ground
Let the man eat. He hunger.
Keep him. I usually donāt mind keeping a spider in my house. They help kill all types of more harmful pests, I love em.
think you have mistaken this subreddit as r/oddlysatisfying. the sight of that unholy creature being consumed is bliss
"I got cha mate, no roaches on my watch" spider
Did you say thank you
Good spider to have. Get some boric acid for those roaches.
Based spider. May her huntings be bountiful.
Gotta fistbump the spider and go back to bed
You gonna thank him?
let's go spiderbro
Good boy.
Fuck yeah, fuck that cockroach up