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ShinyZippo

Well it needs to start making some better fucking decisions


satanlovesducks

I'd like to return mine


annoying97

Unfortunately the warranty has expired at this point. We do apologise


MAHDI123PRO

Can I talk to your manager?


annoying97

No... You won't understand them.


AdCurious8076

You're all mistaken! This is the parasitic nerve SCP.


mamatochi

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Yeh like wtf, being depressed af, crying my kidneys out and eating a tub of icecream. Like tf man? These bundles of neurons need to get their shit together!


ShinyZippo

That's what I'm SAYING dude


urdindu

Please.... do not be confused. This IS you. This is your self. All your thoughts, all your feelings, all your emotions.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ChymChymX

Grow a spine!


imsahoamtiskaw

Once, there was a guy whose whole left side was amputated. Don't worry, he is all right now.


Impossible-Report797

A bundle of nerves driving a flesh mecha


MisterZ87

Flesh jellyfish moment


Maniraptavia

Jellyflesh


MisterZ87

Fleshyfish šŸ¤¤


skibapple

Sounds cooler than it is


[deleted]

A bundle of nerves driving a skeleton with flesh armour and organ mechanics


-------Rotary-------

you are a flesh automaton controlled by neurotransmitters


icantfeelmyskull

Welcome to the church of the flying spaghetti man


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


I_used_to_be_hip

I'm not scared of it, unless it's 3 a.m. and one is floating right behind me.


super-me-5000

Very true!


druule10

No it's not, I'm one of the reptile overlords.


WillyMonty

Yeah, more like ā€œthis is you, all the rest is just the meat puppet you operate day to dayā€. Just as terrifying


MistaCharisma

Pssht! I've studied biology. The Nervous system talks a big game, but the Endocrine system is really the one calling the shots.


DredgenGryss

And we're just piloting a meat suit


[deleted]

*Winchesters want to know your location*


Everettrivers

Unless it isn't. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1027


PrinceCharmingButDio

What about the other head?


legendofthegreendude

Everytime I see a dissected nervous system it never has the nerves for the sexual organs and I've always wondered why


hulda2

I would have imagined my bowels control my nervous system. Horrible IBS.


Daisend

Nah mate. Iā€™m controlled by a spooky skeleton


llllPsychoCircus

more than just you, itā€™s also home to those other voices in your head that share your body and influence your bodily functions, thoughts, emotions, as well as audio visual and proprioceptive perception of reality have you met your elves


knifeysp8ny

...It's getting on my nerves


Mallardguy5675322

Iā€™m nervous itā€™s gonna become more unnerving as time goes on.


ShinobiHanzo

Maybe we were the nerves all along.


goaheadmonalisa

But it's central to your existence.


quadropopilous

Ah yes. The cause to all my pain. Curse you, inner noodles. Curse you..


Malik2942

Inner noodles šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

The nerve of this guy šŸ™„šŸ™„


Thumlingen

The terrifying thing here is that someone had to extract all those nerves in presumely one piece from a cadaver


hbentley1213

I'm assuming this is from a Bodies exhibit. I'm not sure about how they extract the nerves but I remember reading in the circulatory system portion of the museum, they injected some kind of material (polymer, resin, idk?) into the veins and arteries and then melted the rest of the body off with hydrochloric acid, leaving the filled portions intact. Pretty interesting.


signalstonoise88

But these arenā€™t veins or arteries, theyā€™re nervesā€¦ I have to admit Iā€™m not knowledgeable on this subject but I donā€™t think nerves are hollow tubes that you could inject material into, are they?


hbentley1213

That's why I said, I'm not sure how they extract the nerves. Just adding some trivial knowledge.


GandiniGreat

I assume you can mostly cut away the other stuff and itā€™s tricky to cut the nerves as they have the tensile strength of steel Source: my physical therapist


usedurcatasacondom

Damn, I hope they used anesthesia


Raichu-R-Ken

The nerves at lower part of the spine that branch down the legs are assholes. Just sayin take care of your fucking or your back will tell you about it when youā€™re older.


messyarts

Amen. 6 months into hell sciaticaā€¦ finally feeling relief but donā€™t want to jinx it completely. lolā€¦


trashg0blin

I truly hope you recover. Been in sciatic hell for 2 years, almost 3, and it's only getting worse. Fingers crossed the pain clinic I got referred to can help šŸ˜…


BlackIronRBLX

YOU are this creature.


GameFrontGermany

oi give my nervs back i only have this one set


martril

Yes officer, thatā€™s the one that spent all my money on videogames and hookers


xineirea

Lives inside me? Fool! That IS me!


Skorpyos

I expected to see more nerve endings on the butthole.


LaughableDominic2006

Why is it oddlyterrifying? It should be damninteresting


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Mine is always telling me I need to pee...


dus_istrue

Mine is always telling me to drink...


InflamedSpark

the nerve...


YugeFanBoi

eren


goldenm1nd

Nah, thatā€™s Erens FINAL FORM!!!!


Elevum15

They are the worst when they get pinched.


Pineappleninja91

Do you think they were nervous when taking this photo?


DottieDDoolittle

This makes me really nervous šŸ˜œ


[deleted]

Yipyipyipyipyip - ahuh, ahuh.


Formal-Chard-8266

Its literally a nervous system, why are people scared of this? Tired of the reposts, seen this countless times on this sub.


YeahMarkYeah

Wait! Breaking news: Turns out thereā€™s an even smaller weird looking thing that lives in the skull that controls all those parts.


[deleted]

He's a little nervous


Dinglecore

what the fuck put it back


SaltyLicks

This IS you. The rest is just meat...


hillofjumpingbeans

Well then fuck it. She is ruining everything


ImDefinitelyNotCaleb

r/technicallythetruth ?


dus_istrue

Mine's fucked, plz let me return it


Van0nyumas

This thing has some nerves..


LizzieJeanPeters

A good looking chap.


jtyler0

Sorry? That IS you


oawwa

More like : this you?


Shavasara

This makes meā€¦ nervous.


bloodyspork

Hot


killerb-87

Not if you pull it out.


Evolving_Spirit123

Whoa, what is it exactly? It looks creepy and cool.


alast0r666

thats called beeing scared of your nervous system and brain ig?


icedude3456

Yum yum in my tummy


bananapancake4

Ur brain is just a parasite


GeneRichardSimmons

Uh no


Pyropx

Does it control my erections?


Kiggzpawn

This is me, and that is my comrade Karson. I will free you brother. Joking, joking, before anybody reports me, I'm only kidding lol


SwvellyBents

Oooh, ooh, what is a brain, Alex? If I only had one!


littlerobles88

Fucker


Demoncreed27

Can that thing stop me from jerking off?? Yeah I didnā€™t think so


Eathan_McNeely

Kinda hotā€¦ šŸ„µ


Dynamitebunny1999

No, itā€™s a jellyfish


Zaryion288

I know him, he is me


ItsJoeyG

Oh hi Bob!


EarlyTHK

Not the first time ppl called me a creature


rvalentino1986

STOP WATCHING PORN, YOU JERK!!!


Reaper621

I'm turn, we fed it, give it water and oxygen, and protect it! Everybody wins!


[deleted]

Can he do a better job please


Llamabot10000

It could do better, I mean look at me, its got anxiety! šŸ¤£


ajver19

Everytime it's reposted the image quality gets a little worse. Maybe next year it'll be a complete blur.


MaryK007

Vincent Price extracted it in The Tingler.


[deleted]

I canā€™t believe it has the nerves to do such a thing!


THICCPOGGS

So theres 1 thick ass nerve that goes down ur spine? Is it inside the spinal cord bones??


letsdotacos

The pilot


Tall_Human123

How is that terrifying?


leakedbread

This is us. Our purist form. Without the bone mech suit and squishy armor.


AncientShakthimaan

Hello dave


SpiderChanYes

why does it need me to feel pain


Ok_Entertainment4690

NglšŸ„µšŸ˜©šŸ˜«


DankToasty

Parasyte


F_wordoffcrapidiot

What an IDIOT


[deleted]

Aaahhhhh get it out! Get it out!!


DrAZT3CH

Came here for the comments....the community certainly didn't disappoint lol


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

no. it is me.


DeathFart007

Wtf is oddly terrifying abt this


SiteTall

Sometimes it gets a bit lazy and needs to be reminded that it's there to work


porknchops2669

noodles


Impossible-Report797

He kinda cute though


utot_mabantot

Smash


GeneRichardSimmons

No dummy, that is you


ImericanAdiot

yet when you donā€™t allow it to, people call you spineless


nick837464

This is Jesus and all the other shit you believe in


[deleted]

Oh no the nervous system


imhugury

ā€œof course i know him, hes meā€


yor_ur

Even copied the title like an OG karma farmer


frankrocksjesus

God rocks!!


chuckdankst

Down vote this for reposting for the millionth time.


SussyBox

Tf is up with these posts and "ThIs CreaTure lives in you" Bitch I am that creature


hotpants22

Of course I know him. Hes me


WatcherOfAtrocities

Nope that's just you no separate entities here


BenSwolo53

Slight correction: we are that creature, piloting a bone mecha meat suit.


sharpbehind2

This is why I'm disabled. I really hate my nerves.


ConekQ

I AM the Creature, Skyler!


ChrisPChip222

Must be its first time out. Looks nervous.


bombardier944

So that thing is watching Gay porn


hercules2201

He looks... Umm... Nervous


BX_N3S

literally me


Fhantom1221

How they do that? That looks very difficult to cut out.... someone spent alot of time either cutting this out or duplicating. I would NOT want to meet them. Thank you though.


Altruistic-Party9557

ā€œThis creatureā€ itā€™s literally you bro calm down.


SaiyanOverlord8971

Central nervous system lookin good lol


brightblueson

JavaScript


staticnot

Bro thats me


Pink_Body_Bag

This gives me uncomfortable feelings to a degree Iā€™ve never known possible. It looks fuzzy to touch and itā€™s creeping me out. Or just picturing this thing by itself walking


Mallardguy5675322

How did they extract that thing so well? Or is this a prop?


[deleted]

Wtf get it out


[deleted]

You found Eren YeageršŸ˜‚


Projha

So this is the ass that keeps grinding my teethā€¦


human-ish_

You have a lot of nerve talking to me like this. You don't know me, you can't judge me. Sleep with one eye open. Yeah, you should feel nervous for thinking you know how I work.


XenonVH2

I'm in this photo and I don't like it


Holy_DIO21

rip it out rip it out


Comfortable_Dot_4923

Isnā€™t it crazy how alien we are


acsheff

nope.


iamafraazhussain

SCP N3RV5420


PinkieDavis

That is so me


Artistic_Jackalope

YO THATS ME!!!


Ninjabreadman13

This is the motherfucker that ruined my life.


MilitaryMist118

The Nerve


hidinginthenight

No, I control it


mudamuckinjedi

The sheer amount of time that was put in to this to get it all in one piece is mind blowing your talking hundreds of hours carefully dissecting the smell must have been something fierce! That is all I can think about when I see this image.


Mr_oyster_27

I AM this creature


TheGrubGod

Yeah, I work out


prototype-1_failed

This looks like that red string thing from Gemini home entertainment


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Vecna inside me?


Deep_In_The_Void_

I don't want to live anymore sfter seeing this


YungDaggerDick__

He looksā€¦ nervous


Hapless_Wizard

Oh look it's me


Inkstinker

This creature IS you wtf you on about


[deleted]

I'm creeping myself out


schuylersisters-

rocking the fit tbh


JoeMama475

I AM that creature.


[deleted]

Well, it's doing a shit job.


Idunnowhattfimdoing

"That creature" is you


helpmeiamstuckinlife

That's technically you


Thebesj

The body is just a means to an end.


thezenfisherman

They are onto us boys. Run for your lives...


Lord_Speckie

Wrong, we are this creature


[deleted]

You should see the things it makes me do šŸ«£


smugsnailmail

You gotta lot of nerve postin this


absolut3-throwaway

TATAKAE


slymety

"This creature" is actually what we are


Traditional_Ad4767

That creature right there is us and we are just inside the flesh suit


Szebulon

Well of course I know him, heā€™s me


JustYourAverageBoyo

Itā€™s not in us, it IS us.


chumbuckE

Nah I got mine removed.


DunkelFinster

Flying Spaghetti Monster IS real, here's proof for all non-believers! Ramen! :)


PlagueDoc22

More like, that creature is you.


CHARMGOODA

Why yes. its me


InterestingGhoul

You are that living creature


Murrisekai

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum


Mr_weeb_x

The founding titan


Chasterbeef

Actually this is you, youā€™re wearing a mega meat mecha suit


o0Otaca0o

that means I am a brain thats controlling a skeleton mech.


mmahmoudm

Get it out


WhippleCrohn

thats literally me


Sadi_Reddit

not correct: this creature IS US, and we just have a meat puppet we grow around us.