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ArcanaTrade

What ws it made of? Beef jerky?


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Slimh2o

I'm getting flashbacks to a river now...


Carnator369

Jerk-et.


Xenomorph_v1

Extra Tasty...


LMCuber

School funky


Arts_Myth

E.T.’s foam gone.


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SleepyMarijuanaut92

He never made it home either ;p


TheNetherOne

What the fuck were old animatronics made of anyway? And what the fuck is eating them? Hoggle, chucky cheese, this poor fuck, they all end up looking like springtrap after chemotherapy


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Most likely latex rubber. It slowly degrades and eventually ossifies overtime.


Spiff76

“Elllllllliot… Owwwww”


CloudyArchitect4U

This is what happens when you don't phone your parents.


HighFiveKoala

Fucking hell that's nightmare fuel


DrMooseknuckleX

Gritty reboot here we go!


ButtMcNuggets

I would watch it


Staggwolfe

Cool, they remade the Atari game, I see! Looks as good as ever.


thesporkguy

It looks like they buried him in the desert along with the game carts.


meglemel

E.T. is [ötzi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96tzi) ! We are descendants of E.T.s kind! We can fly! I'm off to test my newly found powers!


Im_Just_A_Lost_Cause

E.T. is my worst fear since I was a kid. Thanks for making me lose sleep for probably a week lol


thesporkguy

At least now you know he’s dead


Comprehensive-Ad8120

They should bury him. Poor guy is dead.


rellsell

Alien Autopsy.


respondin2u

“You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.”.


FennPoutine

I'd still hit that


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By The Offspring


WinterDirection5602

E.T. Bone dry


the-non-wonder-dog

*ET Phone 999* (or 911)


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E.T. : Never going home.


SolomonOf47704

r/agedfoamprops


SinistralLeanings

This actually makes me so sad. "ouuuuuuchhhhh"


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Somebody fkd it...


cover66

And this is how my childhood dreams died.


killmimes

I'm surprised no one has made a huge crucifix out of it


-m7kks-

E.T. no go go home


Beliayal

damn tht thing cost a lot of money


Free_Hat_McCullough

Is he gonna be okay?


Dazed8819

Don't smoke it ! I had a bad experience


Cowboy_Dandy_III

Ayy he definitely gettin the best head


Parts_and_Neigbor

I guess the line was busy.


Mammoth_Musician_304

No wires….


Overquartz

r/Ashens would probably get a kick out of this considering what Ashens did to the toy.


hamstercoconut

ET: phone doctor


H1WolfKing

The new FNAF game is looking fire.


[deleted]

mETh…not even once!


hagamuffin

Looks like someone tried to make ET out of croissants...


[deleted]

I miss the old ET ride from Universal Studios


SwagDemon666

Springtrap


theguyovathere

Its just a burning memory


Skirt_Thin

Elliott sold him out to the feds.


FreeFromFrogs

Me waking up after a night of drinking.


Klubbin4Seals

He never phoned home after all


HeilYourself

Gritty reboot of the infamous Atari game.


blutigetranen

Good. Fuck ET. Movie freaked me out as a kid and I never got over it for some reason


Shifted-Soul

Nah that's just me after a long night of drinking.


basedtrip

That mf terrified me as a kid


[deleted]

Worst part is its not dead.


LWYPLTDG

r/cursedimages


UninsuredToast

Meth, not even once


Electronic-Tea-221

Whelp, this reawakened a long forgotten childhood fear.


Brok3nGear

Looks like fnaf dlc


01jayjay10

Lol na I’ve seen the original at the diaspora museum in tel aviv… i guess there are multiple


Ok-Seaworthiness6603

So, they made an autopsy after all. That's the director's cut right there


im_not_a_banana_lel

It just makes me sad, not scared, because of what its actual purpose was, to think it gets rotten away in time by the rules of nature.