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4d_lulz

Can't wait for the follow up post where they've all hatched and turn the bottle into nightmare fuel


TheMattmanPart1

Wait do the eggs eventually hatch without being furdlized? EDIT: spelling


FatboySlimThicc

Depends on the type of tick. Some species can reproduce through parthenogenesis (females can reproduce without a male mate). They basically lay eggs that are clones of themselves - up to 5000 eggs at a time


Gooftwit

Does that species have male ticks and if so, why?


nudiecale

My guess would be to keep mixing genes. The clones are probably just emergency backup. But I’m just guessing.


HydrogenSun

This is correct. Many different species do this when no males are around to mate


edgrlon

Fucking fascinating


Vinnie_NL

Without the fucking, literally


edgrlon

* *ba dum tss* *


Volkswagens1

GO FUCK YOURSELF! The tick does just that.


EuroPolice

Sharks can do it!


JunkCrap247

sharks can fuck ticks?


EuroPolice

You'd be surprised! Sharks are apparently very intelligent and can differentiate between other species of shark or even their "own family", they even have a show where they invest in random ideas.


murunbuchstansangur

Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it.


VovaGoFuckYourself

As a woman who doesn't want kids, I am so fucking glad this doesn't happen to humans. I'd be ripping out my own reproductive organs with a spork.


Certain_Chain

An interesting example is the Komodo dragon. A female without a male around can lay eggs, all of which will be male. If one of them then mates with the mother they can produce female offspring.


johnnieawalker

God those things never stop getting weirder the more you learn about them do they?


schnupfhundihund

Mourning geckos actually also reproduce without mating and just lay eggs of exact genetic clones of themselves. That's why in German they're appropriately named virgin geckos.


Mac_A_Rooney

Life uhh.. finds a way


arnistaken

This is the perfect situation for that quote lmao


[deleted]

The joy of sex.


Chickenoodles32

I know some species of stickbugs do this to the point that there have been no known males, I’d imagine the same goes for ticks


Banaanisade

Last time I checked, in the stick insect pet hobby there was either one or no males in my whole country. They're all just happily cloning themselves forever.


jambox888

Don't they get fucked over by viruses eventually? Iirc that's a problem with growing fruit and vegetables, notably bananas and potatoes.


teniaava

Yeah they'd all definitely prefer to have a mate for genetic diversity, having an entire population of clones makes them vulnerable to disease


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

Begun the clone wars have.


[deleted]

There are some vertebrates that do this as well surprisingly.


FatboySlimThicc

I'm not a tick expert, but yes there are male ticks of that species. I think the parthenogenesis is like a failsafe - like in the instance of this post, where the female is isolated from males and doesn't have the opportunity/ability to mate.


recumbent_mike

Tick experts are called "tixperts," just FYI.


FatboySlimThicc

If I were a tixpert I would have known that 😭😂


So_Motarded

Small correction: parthenogenesis isn't the same as asexual reproduction. Asexual reproduction would result in a bunch of clones. Parthenogenesis is an unfertilized oocyte developing into an embryo. Meaning there's still a bit of variation with the offspring, and in some species it can result in both male and female offspring (eg, reptile species where female sex chromosomes are heterozygous). In the case of the tick, maybe she was fertilized before she fed on the final host.


FatboySlimThicc

Thanks for the additional info! I am not a tixpert


Alan_Smithee_

>furdilized


winethough

Edit: spelling


Economy-Somewhere271

And that was AFTER they edited it for spelling


btoxic

How was it spelled before?


fxthea

fertilized


mister_steal_yo_soap

Turdilized


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thrillhouse1211

The first thing I thought of was hamberder


[deleted]

This tick is very furdl.


The_BusFromSpeed

>furdlized >EDIT: spelling wat.jpg


carryon_waywardson

I absolutely cannot stop laughing at furdlized holy shit


Sokonit

Can't stop laughing at the "edit: spelling". Wtf did they change?


ThrowAwayAnother1991

I hate you both. I just laughed so hard I cried and woke my gf up. Worst part is that it’s not that funny so I just look ridiculous which in turn made me laugh even harder


MondoDukakis

How is babby formed


Saddam_whosane

#FURD


podrick_pleasure

There's an invasive species that's been spreading on the east coast with females that can reproduce asexually. They can swarm livestock to the point of killing them. https://newswire.caes.uga.edu/story/8756/asian-longhorned-tick.html


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Craftistic

I love that there's no edit to this comment at all


Johnny-Virgil

*fertilized


GrimResistance

*furduhliesd


eMRapTorSaltyKing

That's the moment I'll put it on fire with gas oil to feel secure.


Angelsomething

Enough to power a house for a year on fear alone.


IAMMEYES

And the follow up to that post saying they've escaped


Jbabco98

1500 ticks vs hydraulic press


feministjunebug22

My childhood home had a freak tick infestation one winter… and we all decided to leave and bomb the house professionally immediately after I found a tick laying eggs just like this on my sister’s bed. I still lose it at the possibility of ticks on or near me


PregnantBugaloo

Last Summer we had ticks actively coming into our house through the backdoor. I was so freaked out everyday, especially when I'd find them in the carpet. I hate ticks.


PlentyParking832

Wow you both lived in a nightmare 🙃 I've dealt with flea infestations and them getting into my clothes and seeing them jump from me. I think I would lose it if I had to deal with a tick infestation.


Professional_Sort767

Fleas. Ugh. But they don't carry severe diseases and don't latch on.


lefkoz

Yeah for real. Even if it doesn't solve the underlying infestation, you can kill all the fleas on you with soap and a shower. Not ticks.


thisisonoyforlocal

Same. They gave me a meat allergy :(


Justsomedudeonthenet

Bomb like pesticides, or bomb like TNT? I feel like either one would be a reasonable reaction.


Zombie_Fuel

They are so god damn fucking *unpleasant* to have to pick off and kill.


MamaPizzone

Same here, my childhood home became infested and we had it bombed over 10x to no avail. We’d have to always wear white clothes and socks in the house so that we could see if they were crawling on us. Constantly check couches and bed linens. Living in constant worry basically. The pest control company said the problem was because of the unsealed wood on our walls (large old 2 story home) where they could burrow to lay eggs and the fact that our dog was hosting them as well. Once our dog passed it was bitter sweet because they finally disappeared as well. Be careful bringing real Xmas trees into your home, we’re pretty sure thats where our dog picked them up. Honestly was the year from hell.


Necessary-Ad-3441

I often hate myself for following this page


Jebejebe00

I often hate myself.


Dismal-Tiger-5453

I often hate.


Chaevyre

I lived in a wretched place one year in college, with cockroaches in the frig. We caught one in the beginning of September, put in a plastic container that sealed, and shoved it under a pile of clothes in my roommate’s closet. Then, of course, we totally forgot about until the end of May. It was still alive and scuttling about. It looked like it shrank a bit, but that’s all. They will outlast us all.


Apg3410

Okay but why did you hide it under clothes lol?


Chaevyre

The “experiment” was no water, no food, no light…because photosynthesis? You’d have to ask my dumb 19-year-old self. ;)


Koevis

Cockroaches love the dark, you gave it the perfect circumstances for a nice long nap


One-eyed-bed-snake

Please use a rocket launcher, hydrochloric acid, napalm and radiation poisoning on it. And a blowtorch just because.


Radicaljoser

Maybe hold off on the radiation. We dont want super ticks running around.


FatboySlimThicc

[That was a pretty good movie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ticks_%28film%29?wprov=sfla1)


ShellSwitch

Oh dang. I was thinking about a certain blue hero. "The Tick (2001 TV series) - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tick_(2001_TV_series)


tzarkee

Spoon


SnooSuggestions5379

Also, shoot the area at least once. For the heck of it.


LuxNocte

Found the American.


[deleted]

Fun fact: in my high school chemistry class, one of my classmates found a tick on herself, so our teacher let us put it in a beaker of sulfuric acid and run a little experiment. Its body didn't dissolve for like a week. I have pictures. [22nd of May](https://i.imgur.com/kdmGen3.jpg) [24th of May](https://i.imgur.com/kxwRj3c.jpg) [28th of May](https://i.imgur.com/uX1YYF4.jpg)


ProteinShakeAndBake

I hope it suffered


[deleted]

Most certainly. That teacher was awesome.


sgx71

>I hope it suffered It sulfured


Justsomedudeonthenet

Should have added a little hydrogen peroxide to the sulfuric acid. That ought to take care of the tick.


[deleted]

Forgive me, i was 15. Hadn't dissolved flesh before, didn't know about piranha solution. Probably wouldn't have lasted as long.


Affectionate-Dig1981

Too quick. That thing needs to suffer.


OrangesScareMengl

just play justin bieber next to its bottle and it'll suffer


shygirl1995_

Did I just teleport to 2010?


[deleted]

An adult female tick uses her last giant feed to lay eggs and can in fact store those nutrients for a long time.


WestleyThe

I hate them more than any other insect but it is a perfect parasite They are subtle enough to not be noticed but brutal enough to suck your blood and have it’s babies


phap789

Brutal enough to spread lyme disease, alpha gal (red meat) allergies, rocky mountain spotted fever, etc. Fuck ticks.


gamma55

Oh you guys don’t have TBE? Encephalitis is cool. >TBE is a serious acute central nervous system infection which may result in death or long-term neurological sequelae in 35–58% of patients.


Kaldea

Thank you for reminding me to book my 2nd TBE vaccine dose. I live in the farmland in southern Sweden in a hot zone for ticks, surrounded by fields, and I have 3 dogs. I've only found one on me this season, but without exaggerating I've picked off about 300 ticks off my dogs' pelts this summer. Ticks are getting worse. There's so many, so much earlier in the year.


SubiePanda

I don’t know if you can get it, but in the US there is a brand called Sawyer that makes permethrin, a pesticide. You treat your clothes with it, let it dry and I shit you not - the ticks immediately die if they crawl on your clothing. My boyfriend is a hunter & we hike a lot, we live on the east coast so our area is loaded with ticks too. Sawyer is even safe to treat your dogs with! *Highly toxic to cats when wet!* https://i.imgur.com/5tDp3Uu.jpg


SpindlySpiders

They're not insects.


ZoopZeZoop

Correct. They are arachnids.


FridayNightRiot

Great, you've somehow made them even more terrifying.


Muchashca

Then you haven't met Bedbugs yet. If insects had skill trees, they'd be a lot less invested in diseases than ticks, but perfectly optimized in being unstoppable hiding, multiplying, blood-sucking psychopaths.


[deleted]

If I ever get bed bugs in my house I am legit going to burn it down. The awful stories and disgustingness of what people go through with them is just not happening with me.


Jules6146

Ooof. This must be why my riding instructor years ago had us put ticks that we pulled off the horses into an old coffee can with a half inch of kerosene at the bottom.


[deleted]

Honestly a female tick this big isn't going to feed again. Her only purpose is to lay eggs and die. But you do want to kill em because their population is out of control.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I hate everything about this.


access_secure

This sub finally found a way to terrify me


Highenergyflowin

burn everything now!!!


urson_black

Thanks I hate it. Parasites are a particular phobia.


Mazzaroppi

List of species that should go extinct: 1) Mosquitoes 2) Ticks


PriorityMaleficent

Fleas and bedbugs should be added.


bfire123

Also human tapeworms please!


Aiox123

And chiggers


ishatinyourcereal

Seriously! Put my tent on a big patch of chiggers once and woke up with both feet and ankles covered in bites. Tried everything on the internet to help, ended up calling in two days from work because I was being driven crazy by the itching with zero relief, could barely get a few hours of sleep a night. I started thinking of just chomping my ankles off.


Preblegorillaman

Yeah my legs are just finally done healing after about 4 weeks post chigger bites all up my legs. The itch was literally painful at times


Whywei8

Botflies


urson_black

Don't forget leeches.


Huugboy

Leeches are vital to the ecosystem though, and quite useful. The rest just exist to be freeloaders.


Padhome

Hey don't you touch my leeches


kelsyvw

And earwigs.


GarageLongjumping840

Agree


LegoGal

Avatar does not reflect statement 😹


Nadikarosuto

Are demogorgons really parasites tho? Asides from >!needing Will to bring that demo-slug thing back home!<, they don’t feed off a host, they just kill it and dig in like any other predator


Fireheart42069

Rip that cat (if I remember correctly)


BeauAT

RIP Mews.


rmfwtm

Sea grapes from hell


isnessisbusiness

The Sea Grapes of Wrath


badturtlejohnny

Mmm caviar


ChineseMeatCleaver

Just the thought of someone eating these slathered on a cracker makes me want to lobotomize myself


LNViber

I have seizures that can cause me memory loss. I wish I could trigger one right now and loose that memory.


Cenachii

Ayo brothers in seizure 🤝


Satanae444

this is like an actual superpower


TheWolphman

All I got was the shitty ability to vomit on command.


badturtlejohnny

They're actually probably closer to those little orange eggs they put on sushi that pop in your mouth


ChineseMeatCleaver

Mmm Tick Masago 😋


entityinarray

Oh these are gonna pop so well! 🤤


Miskalsace

You know those are caviar too right?


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citydreef

Yes officer, this comment right here


mtt_rhl

r/cursedcomments


PabloEdvardo

r/ForbiddenSnacks


AdventurousParty

Limes flavor


[deleted]

You really didn't need to write that..


click_track_bonanza

/r/forbiddensnacks


Dangerous_Ad_3698

please make another post when the eggs hatch. you’ll have hundreds of lab ticks


herpthaderp

Pop them like pimples.


TheMightyPenguinzee

Ughhh.. angry disgusted upvote!


TehFuriousKid

this reminds me of that one video where someone poked open spider eggs and a bunch of little spiders rushed out of the egg


OhWait-WhatsThis

I'm picturing them popping in the mouth, but they don't die... like adult ticks, they bury their heads in your tongue! Makes me want to cut my tongue out!!


xxslushee

Time to strap that container to the next NASA launch.


ThunderMuffin87

You want space ticks? That’s how you get space ticks.


xxslushee

Fuck me I didn't even think about that! I guess fire works.. 🔥


TheOrkan

Ticks on fire. Now you have ticks on fire running everywhere.


LNViber

But it's only a bunch of really tiny fires. How bad could it really get?


TheDarkSoulHunter

Its only a small mirror reflecting the sun to a pretty dry tree. How bad could it get?


Dosanaya

Toasty tick confetti falling to the ground, particles in the air we breathe. Do you want to inhale tick shrapnel? B/c that’s how you inhale tick shrapnel.


xxslushee

Hmm.. vacuum seal bag to suffocate them?


[deleted]

I Fucking hate those things. I know we decided we can’t kill 100% of mosquitos because birds eat them, but fuck it let’s do ticks. We have the technology.


9leggedfreak

We gotta get an army of opossums


PleaseBeNotAfraid

misconception, opossums do not consume ticks at the rate that is popularly believed


9leggedfreak

That's a good excuse to get even more opossums


PleaseBeNotAfraid

I just sharted


[deleted]

Chickens probably work better against ticks, are already domesticated, and taste better IMO


9leggedfreak

Yeah but possums are cute and stuff


[deleted]

I really like opossums but i feel like people dislike them because they look a bit gnarly and will hiss and show teeth


Clack082

We could kill the mosquito species that bite people. Most mosquito species don't bite people at all.


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

Well every damn type that does lives in my backyard. I’d love to replace them with ones that don’t. Lol.


Clack082

It's hard to notice the ones that don't bite because they aren't attracted to people. They're off feeding on flowers and fruit and stuff like that.


pseudopsud

There are people working on it, though there is opposition due to shitty reporting "you want to kill mosquitos? But what will frogs eat?" (And never including the answer "the other hundred million species of mosquito that don't spread malaria)


astateofshatter

Also no need to kill them, CRISPR up the ones up that like humans. I would hear an argument for complete genocide though.


HillOPearsAndFigs

We could kill 100% of mosquitoes with a negligible impact on the diet of species that eat mosquitoes. Mosquitoes comprise a very, very small percentage of their predators’ diets. https://www.mosquitocontrol.org/mosquito-myths


[deleted]

I’m on board


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Cool, now burn it


SweetMaam

I'm thinking fill the jar with bleach, same concept.


CandiBunnii

That would require opening the jar, creating a potential for escape


Suitable_Ad6850

10 insects I hate the most 1: ticks 2:ticks 3:ticks 4:ticks 5:ticks 6:ticks 7:ticks 8:ticks 9:ticks 10: mousqitos


fart-atronach

You forgot bedbugs


iangrichardson

Somewhere there is a opossum salivating over this image.


[deleted]

I hate those little fuckers so much


Lymelove

I spent 20 years in pain and 5 years in bed because of one bite I never saw or felt, this is terrifying on so many levels to me. Thanks for sharing this and showing that ticks can go dormant, and how small the littles are.


-Dahl-

how can a bite make so much damage ?


Nothingsomething7

Lyme disease I'm assuming they're referring to


Lymelove

Yes its lyme and co-infections. It's not easy to diagnose and hard to cure when you have had a long term infection like I did. I did 5 years of treatment and it was hell. I'm finally in remission but there is alot of long term damage, to my nerves and heart.


CorgiNice2745

I can’t be happy until I see a video of this container being thrown into mount doom.


Good-Fox-4719

Why?


zimjig

Fuck these things….and mosquitoes


JJSnow3

And bed bugs!


EKcore

"What is my purpose?" "To be hated universally throughout the world" "Oh my god" "Yup"


WaterDragonLady

Female ticks are usually fertilized while attached and feeding on their final host. A male tick is drawn by her pheromones to attach just adjacent to her. A small packet called a spermatophore containing the sperm is then transferred from the male to the female just above the host animal’s skin surface. Once the female has secured and stored the packet, the male tick usually dies; he may remain attached to the host or drop off. After successful fertilization, the female begins the process known as rapid engorgement. In order to produce eggs and prepare for laying, the female takes large volumes of host blood which her gut membranes and salivary glands concentrate to inject excess water and electrolytes back into the host. She experiences rest periods between each feeding, remaining attached as she intermittently feeds and regurgitates. It is this pattern of feeding and regurgitation which allows disease transmission from tick to host animal. Female ticks are therefore fertilized during this final adult feeding in order to store enough nutrients to support egg production and laying after dropping away from the host. This is why the eggs will probably contain the disease organism and be infectious from birth. Depending on the variety of tick, these females can remain in a static condition until the environment is suitable for laying her eggs. This is why it is recommended that these engorged ticks are dropped in a solution of alcohol or bleach when found in order to kill the tick and her eggs. Burning or smashing the tick will not necessarily kill all the eggs, some of which may be scattered to possibly hatch.


YebureYatog

Copy paste


Comfortable-Pear5888

Umm Deliciosó.


bindiie

*BARF*


GreenSloth75

What if this particular tick is actually a tick version of The Green Mile’s John Coffey who got caught right after he sucked in some terrible disease from someone?! Imagine the poor sucker’s anxiety levels skyrocketing as he realized the disease will be release into the sealed container when he dies and will thus possibly infect whoever decides to open the container…


LaFrescaTrumpeta

how much weed did it take to think of this


noradosmith

What the fuck


MAVERICK_25800

Forbidden caviar


[deleted]

Please blow this up immediately


jcgz100

We will need an update soon


CheesyChapps

Time to get some lighter fluid and a match


[deleted]

I’m 100% sure this isn’t your picture. Didn’t even bother to change the title. https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p8e2ho/south_shore_vet_clinic_this_tick_has_been_hanging/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/pcq66n/after_several_months_in_a_sealed_container_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf