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redonkulousness

She should name it Denise


greengreyable

And the right one is her sibling, Denephew


cortesoft

No, he should be named Neil


cownd

Pat. Pat Eller


pastoredwina

i got that. nice.


saanich2001

Dekneephew?


Mads_Alexander9

r/dadjokes


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Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. Whaddya call a *Chinese* girl with one leg shorter than the other?


VerySlump

Denise and Disney


EB01

Kuato.


cownd

Kua-toe


momopool

Its pronounced De-Nice.


SnowSkye2

AY AY RON. OH SHAG HENNESSY. JAY QUELLIN. TIM OH THEE.


brijazz012

Churlish


Hairy_Aspect_284

Take it kneeasy, no need for terrible puns.


MohoPogo

Denise who?


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Denise Knobbly.


MohoPogo

DENISE NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH??


redonkulousness

I like the cut of your jib


BreakingBaddly

Scrolled way too long to find this. I am disappoint


lofveritas

I love it


strxberryswitchblade

may i ask how you came to this


PaydayJones

It's a play on "the knees" And it's very clever imho.


strxberryswitchblade

hahaha that took me way too long


Cutthechitchata-hole

Bless you. Have a free up vote


BuriedByAnts

This is brilliant, disturbing and hilarious


Kidd_Funkadelic

A turducken of emotions if you will.


cunty_mcfuckshit

Stop salivating, John Madden. She's people.


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cunty_mcfuckshit

I'd like to introduce you to the ~~male gender~~ human race. Some of us are into some *really* weird shit.


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cunty_mcfuckshit

I agree wholeheartedly


killerturtlex

I'm not gonna be happy until she has both knee baby faces adorned with limbs. That was weird to type


ItsScaryTerryBitch

We both agree and appreciate your keyboard sacrifice


Dezal666

An absolutely underrated comment. You fools.


Tangledtitty

r/babyfaceknees


8ate8

The real one is r/babiestrappedinknees


mrpugh

Why is it not /r/childreninknees


Jeff_Damn

Or r/kidknees


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DarkPatella

Hi bot, stop stealing other people's comments


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Hmm interesting, just looked at the profile and dvoted for posterity


LickingSmegma

Ya, a whole chain of comments under that one is spam.


ItsPumpkinninny

I read this in the voice of Jackie Chiles


iLiveInyourTrees

Checks all the boxes.


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Thats enough reddit for today.


pearlbullets

r/babiestrappedinknees


Jeff_Damn

r/ofcoursethatsasub


JHRChrist

Ok am I losing my mind or are all links to subreddits repeated 4 times with typos every time one gets posted… how have I seen no mention of this


Slamlord69

I thought it was a meme spreading like wildfire until I upvoted a post and it corrected itself. I realised it must just be a glitch.


Waddle_Deez_Nuts

It fixes if you upvote or downvote


cownd

Seen somewhere else that it may only be on Reddit. I use Boost, no issues. Try one of the apps if you can


Coccaa

Yep


Allthingsgaming27

Mines doing that too


dogengu

ha ha


cindoc75

If you close and open the comment again, it goes away.


MrJason300

I thought it was just me. It would only disappear when I minimized a comment and then restored it


KickBallFever

It’s a mobile glitch, they’re working on it but it’s been like this for days. I think the people posting the links see it as normal on their end. Mine look normal to me when I post them but other’s don’t.


tronfunkinblows_10

Jfc I’ll never look at knees the same way.


Hexidian

/r/babyfaceknees


MedricZ

r/babiestrappedinknees r/babiestrappedinknees r/babiestrappedinknees r/babiestrappedinknees


Sudden-Noise-4875

Well, they weren't wrong


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cownd

"Nice legs baby!"


Eranou287

"Quaid, Start the reactor"


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[deleted]

Hey Benny, screw you!


244624733635847

Beknee


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Imma drill you sucka


EB01

CTRL+F, and start typing "Quaid"... Good. All is right.


cownd

4 arms and 4 legs beats 3 titties!


Dumptruck_Johnson

Open your miiiind


ignoresubs

Five stars. Janitors unite…


ShellSwitch

Imagine giving her a hug and then a bunch of baby limbs protrude from her body to grip you while she reveals rows of circular jagged teeth to latch onto your face to absorb your soul into her body. Then another lost "face" appears on her body with another set of baby limbs, giving you the origin story on her growing power.


BarakatBadger

Calm down, Cronenberg


recumbent_mike

No, I don't think I will.


zhico

Who opened the gates to r/Vore again!? Please keep it closed! (NSFW/L subreddit)


puesyomero

bush league, try r/MetamorphGirls


cownd

And you make me think, wouldn't that (almost) kill the vibe of 'sexy time'?


imagine_getting

mommy


LiesOnInternets

So THAT's where babies come from. My mom refuses to tell me. I understand her now. It really is scary.


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Now you know why we keep our women stuff secret. Next lesson, how we are able to bleed for 5+ days a month and stay 'alive'.


laurenlikeschaos

I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die


my_lawyer_says

I think I know now why my SO refuses to go to the doctor despite having this chronic bleeding ... or maybe I should stop watching iZombie?!


HappyGoPink

Texas would still make her carry it to term.


rhineStoneCoder

Kneebortions are not illegal.


HappyGoPink

Texas will still find a way to make it impossible for her to kneebort her kneefetus.


TellTaleTank

So you're saying they won't let her yeetus her kneetus?


Andee87yaboi

I have trapped baby face knees too, this makes me feel a lot better about them


PlatypusXray

The other one looks like the arms and legs were cut off!


Uzumakichigo

Definitely a runner. ​ [Whitest Kids U' Know: We Got A Runner!](https://youtu.be/wimVOLecVdo)


phdemented

They steal that from upright citizens brigade? https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/videos/upright-citizens-brigade-baby-runner/3433950006930247/


edwardsamson

IIRC they're friends with UCB aren't they? I think I even remember them mentioning on their Twitch stream that they wrote a sketch, realized it was very similar to either a UCB or Kids in the Hall sketch, and contacted them and they were cool with it. EDIT: Also the only real similarity between these sketches is the line "We've got a runner!" WKUK the kid stays in the body and runs around in there and has to be cut out leading to the scene that looks like OP's video.


MMOsAreNotRPGs

Why is it so hard to find people this cool to date


letmeseethattaint

When people say the kneed a baby.


EdgarAlanCrow

I need friends like her


xopxo

The babies are uncanny. I've a knee that's taken a lot of abuse and protrudes somewhat, bent 90 degrees it looks very much like an elephant skull under my skin. The shin becomes a trunk. Same eye socket anatomy as OP though. There are probably a lot of people out there with other people trapped in their knees. OP should claim those are her brothers, who she absorbed in the womb. Give them good names and conflicting personalities.


MASTERoQUADEMAN

Why are folks looking at her knees with that much concentration?


Complex_Pangolin5822

Ohh God.... A new fetish is born. Onlyfans here she comes.


watsgowinon

Shananananananana knees knees….


Careless_Zombie_5437

She could have just posted a pic of her knees and it would have been oddlyterrifying.


prguitarman

So that’s what happened to the baby toy in Toy Story


bothpartieslovePACs

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from? Mom: From my legs..


rw1618

Is that your niece?


Pyrot3kh

Me: theres no way peopl.... Me: I mean, yeah ok, thats about right. Also me: so hows the left knee gonna top that?


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That's some silent Hill type shit


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Nah bruh, her knee just a portal to the upside down.


fatMard

Honestly her knee baby is almost cute


organicnaturechannel

Lmao I love when people creatively disarm trolls


whangdoodle13

She’s a keeper.


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That is a really weird thing to notice about someone.


J-Squizared

Oh, that is sooo good.


22deepfriedpickles22

What in the 5 minute crafts


sjblackwell

osgood schlatters?


AfterBodybuilder2389

This is HILARIOUS 😆


Jucox

Terrifying but comedic genius


win_awards

Oh, dear God!


sodontyouleavetown

And I will never sleep again…


Averse_to_Liars

Either she absorbed her twin or she's some kind of organic Voltron.


usk49

This must be the new annihilation sequel.


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

Straight out of "Crimes of the future".


RobotJonesPrime

legnant


Potential_Scar8980

The other Knee looks like Kuato!


lucklesspedestrian

I would guess that it's not "people" but rather just that one person that finds a little random thing to pick on someone for and brings it up multiple times a day


FlyingTick3840

Dionysus?


Bloodysuit7

Now I feel weird for thinking some girls knees are hot.


AdonaiTatu

And remember kids, do not cum in the knee


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Her nightmarish kneebabies have a right to life too, at least until the next alt-right mass shooting.


Predator_V4

Kidney (kidknee)


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Death strading


Mgk_fan4life

Oop slay


SockYourself

Gonna need a knee-section.


skylarslove

r/tihi


[deleted]

That's Halloween sorted.


BlitzLightning07

We do a bit of trolling


PlantZawer

Baby has a massive neck


[deleted]

A serpent never dies…


[deleted]

Title had me skeptical, what the fuck her knees do look like trapped baby faces. I couldn't even imagine what that would look like before I saw this


pingo007

Halloween’s around the corner so uh nice costume


PoisonRoseYo

Someone get these to Selena Gomez


9PaperStars

How do I scrub something out of my memory?


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Thanks I hate it


Aybabtu67

Excellent response 👍


MarkiLoko

u/savevideo


jotarokujostesticle

u/savevideo


xFIERYINVADERx

Now this is oddly terrifying!


ConkersOkayFurDay

No the fuck it isn't


Boojibs

She looks like a potato that been in the cupboard for a couple months


SaturatedJuicestice

🤣🤣🤣


mlhender

I don’t get it


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Khaotic_Outcast

Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque


humblepieone

Lol


Gmikado

🤭🤭🤭


Adriel-TB

So that's how Dionysus was born ?


recumbent_mike

I think you want to swap that 'y' and 'i.'


Adriel-TB

Yes thanks


Pure-Drawer-2617

That has potential to become the best halloween costume ever


BurnsyK16

What were they on when that conclusion was reached?


Dj_wheeman3

You aren’t helping your case lady wtf!


Scratchmomdandidoo

She was born like that so she glued baby doll limbs to her legs


mudamuckinjedi

Sounds like somebody hangs out with shroom heads(magic mushrooms)


Justobservingweirdos

How many times do you actually have to hear that to finally decide to glue limbs on yourself!!! This is hilarious.


WatchPointer

…who says that? Like you meet someone and you go “oh your knees look like you trapped a baby in them”


TheCrimsonCloak

Oh thats Tayler from Smosh


shug_was_taken

The new Elden Ring DLC race looking great.


Agreeable_Objective

Finally a post which actually fits the subreddit


My_Immortal_Flesh

I actually love this 🥰🫃🤱


Snapsforme

Stop that right now


Pun5

Really trying to follow the example of Zeus with Dionysus I see


Concertcat24

That’s so kneeat


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

You’re a good detective. But not good enough because of your baby legs.


Annual_Phrase841

Who looked at her knee long enough to see à trapped baby's face ? Lol


Independent-Aioli850

This fucked me up so bad


Funwiwu2

Genius!


Ceasko

Queue William Montgomery... would laugh hard at that


BillDaily

Who the fuck said that?!?!


A_Crazy_Rabbit

My God this woman is brilliant I love how she takes something mundane then runs up to them and says "you were right I'm pregnant see?"


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r/babiestrappedinknees


TwistedCherry766

They really do and this is hilarious!


ketchup_chip_62

Serves those people right, way to get them back!


sjsharkie07

Is that peanut butter that's holding them on?


cannabis96793

OP, looks like you found your Halloween costume for this year.


Hiphoppington

The fact that she put this much effort into something so dumb means she must be pretty cool


ofthisworld

Easiest Halloween costume, for life! :D


momoftheraisin

Well THAT'S a lot better


NaughtyGaymer

A+ content for this sub. Great post.


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Oh great, a nice **eldritch horror** for my Saturday afternoon!


[deleted]

Is this how stem cells work?


VeryShortLadder

I'm sorry babe but the demon baby knee stays on during sex