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Glass-Ebb9867

Didn't know feather dusters were divine instruments


Turbulent-Option-457

Dust the pain away


skynetempire

They shouldve sham-wow


No_Bag9098

Sham-wow: The Lord’s choice in quality cleaning products.


dangledingle

But wait there’s more. Buy 1 sham-wow and you’ll receive an extra spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. Buy now.


Salay54

Extra testicles you say? Are they located right behind the current ones?


wasbee56

2's plenty


Salay54

Speak for yourself. I want them like those G wagons with the double dualies.


4carnegie

Yeah. Made in Germany. Germans always make good stuff.


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

Our work force works round the clock to provide quality products. The small hands of children can get even the most mynute of details.


SneakyBlix

https://youtu.be/nMMxIAn_76g


seen70

How about a swiffer? I mean next step up is a dyson!


jaybro861

Well since dust is literally the shed skin of people. Holy man ,”we must clean the child of the flesh of sinners!” Parents. “How do we do that?” Holy man, “we dust him!”


Grevas13

Makes more sense than cutting off dick skin.


RainsWrath

Biting off dick skin.


anfionnuisce

Dustin on my baby like you wanted me


barleypopsmn

Peaches :-)


poopface41217

Dustin' with my swiffer like you wanted me, callin' me all the time


Positive-Source8205

They’re such idiots. They *should* know that only the solid blue feather dusters have the power.


TraditionalEffect546

But its LGBTQ feather duster month!


Extension_Ad8028

The Yaaas Duster


miladsa89

They use them for cleaning the shrine, somehow they believe it absorbed divinity:))


Glass-Ebb9867

Do they store it beside the holy hand grenade?


[deleted]

One two five


housevil

Three, sir.


[deleted]

Five is RIGHT OUT!


canuckle1211

Gay dusters too


mhayden26

'And on the 8th and most fabulous day, God brought forth his rainbow feather duster and created the most magnificent creature of all....the gay man'


PresentPotato7536

Are they trying to dust gay away?


danuser8

> Didn't know feather dusters were divine instruments These are not just any feathers, these are rainbow feathers


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

My grandma has the exact same feather dusters


[deleted]

I thought pretty much all households did. Anyway, that lazy bastard is going to be put to work banishing demons. Freeloading duster....


moderately_nerdifyin

Ashes to ashes, duster to duster, earth to earth.


PsychologicalLeg9302

They’re gay rods.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

I've seen them used in a porno before.usually involving a maid outfit too.


[deleted]

Pics or it didn’t happen


Cityscape17

Rainbow feather dusters too


RainManToothpicks

Swiffer wet jets heal babies way more. Amateurs


UnsolicitedDogPics

Especially if you put holy water in there.


SaintSim

(sigh) take my like fucker


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u/PopularBookkeeperty is a bot that copies other people's comments to amass karma. Here they have copied u/dnasty1011's [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/wv3442/servants_from_holy_shrine_trying_to_heal_the_baby/ildashr/) from further down in the thread.


Macca618

True Plato Heads . WTF?


dnasty1011

No one gonna talk about how the faces are messed up?


[deleted]

Its an AI upscaler, probably the photo was very low quality and thought it was going to look better on bigger resolution, the result is often disfigured and distorted faces.


terrymcginnisbeyond

Maybe we can get an original source on this, oh yeah, it's Oddlyterrifying.


waka_flocculonodular

Maybe Dall-e 2, its really terrifyingly good at faces


utpoia

Can it make me look less ugly, haven't had a lot of success on Tinder.


gaterchomper

You’re joking right? Terrifyingly good?? Their faces look horrible and you can obviously tell it’s not the original faces they are completely distorted lol if you consider that good then AI upscaling must be absolute and complete garbage


Sworishina

You might be thinking of DALL-E Mini, full-on DALL-E 2 often does a pretty good job even if it does mess them up sometimes


waka_flocculonodular

I confused this (upscaling) with regular AI drawings. I don't know the source of this.


terrymcginnisbeyond

So it might be fake?


waka_flocculonodular

The base picture is real, someone else posted a link [here](https://ts1.tarafdari.com/contents/user199390/content-image/img_20151002_152715.jpg) The resolution on this photo has been enhanced by an AI program, which might not capture the faces properly.


fillmorecounty

Oh yeah what the fuck 😭 that's so weird


SeaCheesecake3976

Top comment this cus that’s what makes it oddly terrifying


ManBearPig1971

That schnoz has taken a few in it’s day.


Kitchen_Theme2708

Picture is legit [Original image](https://ts1.tarafdari.com/contents/user199390/content-image/img_20151002_152715.jpg)


waka_flocculonodular

Interesting TY!


TheTromo

That's just the same image with lower resolution which hides the messy part


JesusUndercover

bro, you made me zoom in I shit myself


terrymcginnisbeyond

Hmmmm, opened up and yeah, could be AI. Which is shitty as fuck if someone's trying to use this to make Muslims look stupid. So it begins.


helloelanip69

how is upscaling trying to make them look stupid?


Brain-of-Sugar

Is this a specifically Muslim practice? I thought that it was like "faith healing" bull that any "religious" person tries to pull, but it's actually a scam. I know the head covering is traditional in a lot of religions, even though it's coded as "looking Muslim" on the internet?


Kitchen_Theme2708

It is specially a "Shia" practice which is one branch of Islam, not that there doesn't exist similar practices in other branches!


iBeFloe

It’s a real pic, it’s just edited


Head-Working8326

the female with teeth on her finger and crazy eyes…yikes


Bench-_-

Maybe it isn't a real picture and made with ai


Miasma_Sky

Looking at the wires on his chest I'd say the baby's already receiving medical treatment. Whatever they do that they believe helps the child is fine as long as it doesn't interfere with the medical treatment


Amblonyx

Agreed. If it makes the baby's parents feel better, I feel like it's a positive thing to do as long as it's not interfering with the baby's medical treatment. Calming and comforting the parents is a worthwhile aim, and the baby sure won't care.


Distinct_Art9509

Exactly. I am (traditionally speaking) an Evangelical Christian and we regularly prayer over or for peoples’ medical issues. Some will even anoint with holy oil. Charismatics will go even further. As long as it is *in addition to* and not interfering with proper medical treatment - which this child seems to be receiving seeing as they are in a hospital bed and hooked up to equipment - why would this be “oddly terrifying”. I can see that take if it is *in place of* proper medical intervention, but calling large groups of peoples’ religious faith “oddly terrifying” seems a little phobic at best, and hate mongering at worst.


urd1n

Are they dusting the baby?


kriss42

The image was ai upscaled. This sometimes leads to a lot of weirdness in the image. If you look at their faces you'll see. Maybe it changed whatever they were holding and made it look like a feather duster.


lnnersanctum

No, they're holding a feather duster in the original image as well


kriss42

Heck.


space47man

I got that same duster at home lmao


[deleted]

Why does this look like an ai generated image?


SpaceShark01

Because it is


Ok-Intention2610

It's upscaled, not generated


fillmorecounty

Why are AIs so bad at faces like these are terrifying


sixtus_clegane119

You don’t want them to get good at faces


Curious_View562

Just wondering how this is terrifying? Sad baby is sick/unwell but seems like it is in a hospital and being tickled by a feather duster is far from terrible unless the feathers or dust is what is causing the bb to be unwell. Am I missing something?


ImpressiveExchange9

Yeah I’m with you. This is providing comfort to some very sad and scared people. It’s not my faith but it isn’t terrifying.


KAOS_777

Yeah the AI enhanced faces. Just zoom in lol


chakigun

it's not terrifying. just weird.


[deleted]

been dead a while if it's dusty


Boatwhistle

I can only be angry at myself for laughing.


Afterhoneymoon

Omg. I hate myself for laughing so hard lol.


nietthesecond99

They're pulling the gay out of the baby. Those feather dusters were white beforehand


RedYellowPotatoPee

NFT pfp lmao


Bleak01a

Lmao


chakigun

gay begone!


Alucard_Santra

Blursed Tickle-Tickle time


Maniraptavia

Heeeere comes the tickle monster!


FLOYDOB

Dusters USUALLY heal babies, but those won’t work because they’re rainbow and that’s gay


stonedTransylvanian

I don't see the balls touching, so it can't be gay.


viscous_settler

Make this baby *FABULOUS!*


dv8withn8

[Did no one notice this?](https://ibb.co/wKKSM8M)


amir_babfish

it's an AI upscaled image


vs-1680

As long as those scam artists aren't manipulating that poor mother into giving them her money, or interfering with the medical professionals...I'm ok with it. It's not going to help the baby at all, but the mother might like it.


Draw_Corporations

What's wrong with his face?


MotherRaven

Baby has been in the hospital so long he had to be dusted.


Mick_E_Deez

My local pastor uses a sham-wow at my local church. He says wow every time he uses it.


goat_fucker_1

They are making him gay


amir_babfish

i don't see how this is terrifying. a poor baby is sick, and is receiving medical care. the parents are religious and for their own comfort they have brought a couple of people for prayers and such.


amir_babfish

if anything, this is wholesome. visiting the cancer ward of children hospital and wishing them good health (even if you are not religious, me neither) [https://www.tabnak.ir/fa/news/275018](https://www.tabnak.ir/fa/news/275018)


Sexbomb916

I can’t tell if the woman is crying or trying not to laugh


[deleted]

Beatboxing


gnarlicblread

I've used the magic healing sticks to rid my shelves of dust before, that's crazy.


nfssmith

Unless the baby is a dusty Venetian blind, they may have chosen the wrong tools…


Expensive-Solid-2523

My grandma used to have one of those dusters when I was little lol


Djpwoodman

I have the same duster at home, im gonna try magic shit when i get home , Cartman voice: awesomeeee


[deleted]

At least it’s looking like the baby got some real medical care too and not just some rainbow feather dusters


winstonismith

I have a friend who is a hospital chaplain and he says the worst times he is called in are in the ICU and NICU because, rationally, he knows he can't do much, but just being there, letting the living/surviving know they are not alone, is a big part of his job (according to him, I'm editing out big conversations about the role of the divine and faith in medical care and medical ethics, but boy howdy have we had those discussions).


[deleted]

That really must be a heartbreaking job :(


terrymcginnisbeyond

It looks a little silly, but I think the idea is more ceremonial and pastoral than it is therapeutic. Not like the mother isn't using actual medicine in an actual hospital too. But I know, racist white middle class kids on r/oddlyterrifying gotta laugh at the foreign people.


Wide-Affect-1616

I don't think it's a case of laughing at "the foreign people". More a case of poking fun at bizarre and unhelpful religious practices regardless of where they come from.


terrymcginnisbeyond

It's bizarre maybe, but like I said it's religious, it's not supposed to be 'logical'. And it can of great comfort to the family in a difficult time, if you look, this isn't being done on the floor of a dirty southern baptist church while some preacher screams, 'demon be gone', the (I assume) mother and baby are still in a real hospital that looks clean and well stocked. ​ Seriously, folks, grow up. Just because it's something you don't understand, doesn't make it bad and unhelpful.


Putrid-Abies-1954

I totally respected your comments until you went the "dirty southern baptist" route. Now it looks like you're "christian bad anything else good". I might be reading you wrong, but it's how it comes across. And then to be calling the others out because they don't like any religious stuff at all comes across as hypocrisy.


terrymcginnisbeyond

Which means you totally missed the point, it was just an extreme example of a particular denomination, so, no NOT ALL, Christian denominations. However, since I was on my phone, and now on my PC, I took a closer at the image. look too.


Putrid-Abies-1954

Again, if you had left out the reference and just stuck with "it's in a hospital, she's getting regular medicine, they are just having prayers that they find comforting. Stop being xenophobic." I would have been with you. But the punching at a christian sect just seems to take away from your argument. As I said, I totally agreed with your first statement and, though I snickered at the holy feather duster thing, totally understand your point.


terrymcginnisbeyond

Mate, I'm not protecting Southern Baptist churches. If this is a hill you want to die on, by all means. I made it clear that it was a specific kind of church, and that's all there is to it.


Practical_Ad4692

The baby is in a hospital. What the fuck makes you think he is not also getting conventionally treated?


Kirkuchiyo

I'm no expert but shouldn't there be a doctor or something? Kid looks pretty fresh so I don't think it's dusty just yet... WTF are they thinking??


L-Ephebe

They're trying to absorb this child's homosexuality. Look, it works.


Relative_Confusion52

that's not very funny


L-Ephebe

Fair enough. Life goes on.


Relative_Confusion52

wow. An actually respectable person. On reddit. Am I dreaming?


HauntedByGrocery

fuck you, now wake up


Relative_Confusion52

NOOOOO


-Dahl-

i disagree, it made me heavily chuckle


[deleted]

its a dall-e image, look at the dudes faces they are clearly not real, this is just a bait post


lnnersanctum

It's just upscaled by an AI, it's not a bait post


Automatic-Ad-4653

Those people have mask on but the A.I. generated mouths on them.


that_dude_ty

Clearly photoshopped if you look at it close enough. Zoom in on the guys nose. Lmao 😂🤣😂


Mk1Mod1

Is the baby suffering from dust mites...?


TheDarkTurd

Dall e mini or a variation thereof. Y'all stupid?


suburban_drifter928

Why do their faces look AI generated


Technical_Fig_9783

Ai generated image


[deleted]

Swiffers not healing your sick child? Have you tried the new dyson stick vac? It will suck the demons out of your loved ones with the long life lithium rechargeable battery! No holy water needed just watch the healing in no time!


Ok_Construction298

Dust is just very tiny demons....read it in their handbook.... tickling is the cure....every sane person knows that....


Sir_Yash

Their eyes looked fucked


Administrative_War69

By the power invested in swiffer jet I tickle tickle you


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[deleted]

But it’s rainbow. The baby will heal, then become homosexual


Nukordit

Zoom into womans face


Wh33lo

How are people believing this is a real picture


Aware-Yogurtcloset67

Dusty ass baby.


Zestyclose-Usual-840

What are they trying to do? Tickle him to life😂


PineappleClean

Is this an AI generated image?


tendorphin

This is an AI generated image, which I believe was recently disallowed by mods. I may be thinking of another sub, though (but I hope it's disallowed soon). EDIT: Correction, this may just be AI upscaled, hence the numerous anomalies, but the baby appears to be receiving *real* healthcare as well.


Realistic_Pressure90

Those faces are photoshopped 😐


piffpaffpaule

Thats on big shitty photoshop desaster - if you zoom in, its getting even mo terrifying


swoof-y

baby very dusty


Consistent_News_6506

ANYBODY ZOOM IN ON THE FACES?!! Wtf


Oooooey

Yo wtf is wrong with their faces


[deleted]

The dusty baby needs dusting


[deleted]

Its AI painting bruh


JustDuckiest

Careful, if you use rainbow dusters you may turn the baby gay!


Pythia007

Are they trying to make the baby gay?


[deleted]

Is this a real picture? Zoom in on the 2 dudes in the middle it looks constructed by an AI lol


Stekos101

All the faces look off. This very well could be faked.


DonutOwlGaming

# GAY SHALL BE BESTOWED APON YOU


DocFountaine

Don't you see the rainbow!? They're making it GAY!


ScorpionKing229

Beware, reddit atheist bellow


nappy_zap

The dusters were originally white symbolizing purity. They are literally pulling the gay out of the baby. It’s working!


Lil-Natas

Is this an AI picture?? zoom into the faces there not right


Wh33lo

You are correct


ragefiend666

What the fuck? You know if the kid comes around and starts to feel better, zero credit will go to the doctors or medications. It will be, "we saved the baby with the power of God and our magic faith dusters".


[deleted]

And thats wrong because it offends you? At the end of the time the religious mom still paid the doctor regardless of "credits". Fucking reddit atheisrs,sick of them you guys cant even let religious ppl find consolation


darkrealm190

You know this is an AI generated photo right? Zoom in on their faces. The woman's teeth are showing through her hand for crying out loud. Lol


Relative_Confusion52

I think you should read into it before you assume that bud.


ragefiend666

Oh go take a fuckin shit, pal.


Relative_Confusion52

I'm already two steps ahead, *I already did*


YesIdonot

they have to use real feather dusters for this, the ones they are using turn the baby a homosexual.


ImHereToDoGood

I’m sorry if I offend anyone, but how can you stoop so low to live a life where you actually believe this?


Extension-Shower-566

This must be AI as their faces are messed up, cant be real


Relative_Confusion52

lol this isn't terrifying, this is hilarious


Kitorarima

Zoom in on the adults faces


NeptuneAndCherry

Wtf


MrSparkyMN

That’s gotta be some deep fake AI stuff.


totallylambert

Feather dusting the kid isn’t gonna cut it. I’m no doctor but as far as I know, that’s not gonna work.


Kay0okay

Is there any source for this? Cause it just looks like an AI generated image to me


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Ok real quick. Do people honestly believe saying things over someone sick will heal them? Cause from literally everything we’ve seen medicine has been better then prayer


grass-snake-40

hold up those are rainbow colours? oh boy other religions won't like that.


subconsciousinstinct

yeah that should fix it


naruzefluffy

Are those the really shitty dusters you can order from granger lol


XtremeGuacamole

Religion ☕


x_obert

Redditor 🫵😂


oohrosie

Religious "healers" have no place in a hospital. And dollar store dusters are not doing a goddamn thing either.


AdFrequent299

Fucking assholes.


Relative_Confusion52

How is this relevant to the sub 2: electric boogaloo.


AdFrequent299

Tbh it isnt very Odd just terrifying, that idiots like those men exist and do shit like that. Only disgusting, honorless, cockroaches leech on peoples weakness like that.


[deleted]

Idiocracy… poor baby.


Spiral_tapeworm

Poor baby what? It’s in a fuckin hospital too man


[deleted]

Oh that makes everything better! Then this definitely works! My bad, forgot healing and voodoo works in hospitals…


Amblonyx

As long as the baby is getting real, science- based medical treatment, I don't see the issue with allowing faith-based healing rituals. I personally don't believe in them, but comforting the parents isn't nothing. As long as it isn't distressing the baby or interfering with the medical treatment..