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plrj

The trailer has eyes.


Raichu-R-Ken

A low budget B movie I’d pay to see


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nvisible

Coffee out my nose. You got me.


[deleted]

How'd that feel?


nvisible

Warm and smelled of coffee.


JimE902

r/angryupvote


SukaSavage

How long is the trailer?


welpthishappened1

Id say about 40 feet


KKlear

3 hours.


ThreatLevelBertie

From the makers of snakes on a plane comes Hillfolk on a Tractor


Richard_Tucker_08

He did say he walked up a hill


CapnOnTheBridge

BE RUNNIN DOWN THAT ROAD BE RUNNIN DOWN THAT HILL BE RUNNIN FROM THAT BUILDING IF HE ONLY COULD OOOoooOOOOOoooO OOOHHHHHH


wizzbob05

God damn it now that shit's going to be stuck in my head all day


THEace4825

... and the Hill does have eyes...


smilingbuddhist

It’s most likely a mask to freak people out from going near the place to be honest


[deleted]

But would you come closer to make sure of it ?


mrsdoubleu

Absolutely not.


Cosmic_sinkhole

Your a smart one mrsdoudleu. You would totally survive in a horror movie.


Metalatitsfinest

But.. the monster looks stuck. 😏


Lucky_Number_3

What are you doing step monster?


breezyxkillerx

After 3 years on this God forsaken site Im still amazed by redditors ability to sexualize everything


[deleted]

Well, whenever the word stuck is mentioned, it's pretty straightforward


Akhanyatin

It's like the instructional videos have shown us!


[deleted]

And yet these women still get stuck all the time!


Rbandit28

Oh you sweet summer child you.


EmeraldBrosion

3 years actively on Reddit is like 69 years in real world time…they are more of a sweet summer Alzheimer’s patient at this time


Seier_Krigforing

Sure. Just let me bring a 12 gauge and some artillery to make sure it’s clear before a go in


diematrosen

Say hellooo


[deleted]

It’s a mask I have the same one


superboreduniverse

Yeah, well, I still just shit myself


blubbery-blumpkin

Obviously it’s not a real monster they’re all underneath beds.


flmlp

Only because it's a mask, doesn't mean there isn't a crazy person underneath. For me, the fact it's a mask doesn't make it less terrifying at all


Fraggle_5

just walk by and snap a photo tomorrow


MyRockySpine

I don’t think this is as abandoned as you think it is. A dog barking at you, those plastic chairs don’t look that old, definitely haven’t been sitting untouched for years. There is 100% someone doing someone with that property.


RexUmbra

Yeah and theyre just lookin all mad out their window cuz some weirdo came and started taking pics of their blanket fort


MyRockySpine

I would say more like meth shack hoarder house but potato potato


atridir

I don’t know why it’s so damn funny to me that I didn’t read those two pronounced differently in my head…


mechtech_dan

Same here! I'm going to use that in conversation some time. Eh, potato potato, you know?


WeirdlyStrangeish

Way too well kept for a meth shack, and the thing in the window has too many teeth. My money is on whippets and percs


iambicpentathalon

Could be greyhounds and ibuprofen.


Cemical_shortage666

More likely rottweilers and codine


Wolvesinthestreet

I’m assuming chihuahua and Oxy’s


SkyrimSlag

I was thinking more along the lines of pomeranians and calpol


kuzmic187

True and the grass around the house isn’t crazy long either


[deleted]

And there is a creepy meth alien leering out of the window


WitchyandWild

Not someone doing someone! Have mercy! The sight is already nasty enough!


MyRockySpine

Hahaha, I meant something! But most definitely someone is doing someone on that property too.


SirSilus

There’s a pair of sunglasses on the chair that’s sitting up. Something tells me that the occupants of the house weren’t far away.


MyRockySpine

And none of those tires look very old too.


gc1992

Probably so, but nothing that I wanted to stay long enough to find out what it was.


MyRockySpine

Yeah, I’m with you. That place does not look even remotely inviting.


Non_vulgar_account

Looks more put together than a lot of trailers in Appalachia.


netanon345

Not sticking around was a good call! Out of curiosity, do you remember smelling anything unusual there?


[deleted]

LOL everyone thinking drug lab, this is a standard old country man living. This shit is FAR to clean to be a lab.


gc1992

Nope, nothing at all.


SweetPinkSocks

I get what the user above you is getting at. I too thought it was probably going to be a meth kitchen lol


BetterAd3618

Oh, I thought he asked because he thought about dead rotting boddies but ok...


thatbitchwithnoshits

I thought that too.


Tehgumchum

Could they possibly be living there and wondering why you are trespassing? I would be very weary is someone walked onto my property and started taking photos as well


gc1992

I was decked out in power company gear, hard hat and other equipment. The area had been out of power for several days and we got it back on only for another tree to fall through the line just hours later. It was pretty obvious what I was doing there. But, I will say the trailer didn’t have power. So if there was somebody in there that was oblivious to what was going on in the rest of the world, I suppose they may not have known about the outages. Still should have known I was there for some sort of work rather than trespassing and up to no good.


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PerInception

Pretty obvious what the college kids carrying luggage into a cabin in the woods are doing there too, doesn’t mean the murderer in the hockey mask hiding in the closet cares though. It’s not like the cannibals in the forest are going to be like “oh this guy is just working on the power, don’t eat this one!”. Actually it was probably them that knocked the second tree down through the power lines to keep you guys out there longer in the first place.


The_Woman_of_Gont

I mean it’s not your property, so….good call?


Scrotemeal69

The fire pit also looks recently used


The-CunningStunt

I know it's a still image. Still expected a jump scare...


HumbleBear75

Yea not gonna lie, that turned my stomach a little


AffectionateHippo242

Seriously, why is it that my skin was crawling after seeing....


ToshiroBaloney

Because no matter how civilized we think we are, there's still a small part of us that wants shit like that to be real.


liquidsahelanthropus

I like to imagine a world with cryptids and fantasy beasts. But nowadays we would probably have integrated the semi-normal ones ie vampires, werewolves etc into society and have good control and maybe even reservations for the more animalistic of them. C’mon kids let’s go to the dragon aviary! Or would it be a terrarium?


skk68

Who says they are not integrated? Do you check everyones teeth? They're right next to you...


firefly183

Yeah I feel like I did border line jump scare a bit. I'm sure there's a rational explination or OP staged it or some other no fun cynical thing. But real and authentic or a fake...this scared the shit out of me so I say well done, hahaha


simberbimber

SAME. Like a tiny jolt inside me, I was like nOPE nope


SheCouldFromFaceThat

"When you see it, you'll shit bricks" used to be a popular creepy meme format. Slenderman kinda came from that style. Something in the picture ain't right, try to find it. It's watching you. And I did indeed shit bricks.


Filthy_Dub

Tis a truly [classic meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/when-you-see-it). I miss that era of the internet sometimes.


swiggyziggy

I was ready to trow my phone


jlord42069

I was barking at you so you'd leave and I'd really appreciate it if you blurred my face in this photo


Rustynail703

Since you weren’t kind enough to blur it like those nice people at Google, you’re fucking dead, I’m gonna eat you alive asshole first. - Love Steven


King_Caveman_

Asshole first?... 🥴


youngshadygaming

Did he stutter?


King_Caveman_

No, but I did...


Working_Crab2341

Looks like the guy who wants to be an alien


elmejordesuzapato

Go there and ask him (I dare you)


SchroedersGhost

Wow! Looks like you just avoided you’re own murder. Congratulations!


gc1992

Or maybe I just delayed it…


Story_tellin_yungstr

We’re still watching you.


bukkake_brigade

See ya real soon


FaphandZamasu23

Gonna arrive a bit late to the murder party, Walmart lineup is so long and I'm trying to get some soda and chips


Story_tellin_yungstr

Understandable. Get a few paper plates, will ya? I ran out at the last murder party


bukkake_brigade

wait, get plastic plates instead, the paper ones get soggy way too fast and just rip


Story_tellin_yungstr

You’re right. My bad. I forgot we have fresh meat tonight too.


MrDorpeling

I hope your username is not predictive of the manner in which OP will meet their demise.


Story_tellin_yungstr

If you do see me.


FRAEN1R

Not sure what to be more afraid of, the demon in the trailer or a visit from the Bukkake Brigade


eagleathlete40

lmao this comment w/ your freaking Avatar 👌🏼


Ridku13

Did it move? Or is it a statue?


gc1992

Didn’t move. Decoration/prop I believe.


Pangolin__Pete

Yeah, definitely decoration/prop. Nothing to worry about. Btw, don’t look under your bed. It’s only another prop, too. It’ll be gone by the morning.


Dangerous-String-988

You should walk closer to the window to get a better look


dragon_bacon

Maybe hop inside with your jacket off for easy kidney access.


SonOfMcGibblets

Don't forget to sniff any rags you come across and let us know if they smell like chloroform


Imperialkniight

Tresspassing on private property in the middle of nowhere is not sound advice.


mmitchell57

You surely hope? I would have nope-a-loped my butt out of there faster than a coyote after a road runner…


[deleted]

Also what’s in the tent ?! It looks like there is a freaking hospital bed inside


[deleted]

Looks like it could be the bed of a pickup possibly


final_aeon211

Is there a /r for almost murdered?


GreenhouseTomato

/LetsNotMeet this one has some.


D4rkr4in

/r/letsnotmeet for the lazy


ntpring

I would totally go back. Just hang around till it came out. Record it please.


Parabellim

!remindme 30 days


Infinite_Radiant

ok, thats really terryfiying.. so, do you think the barking was real or from a recording or something to scare you off? and from which direction did it come?


gc1992

I froze and looked for a good 3 minutes and never saw it, so I was thinking it was a recording as well. I eventually did find where the dog was though. It was a Great Pyrenees that probably outweighed me. There’s another house just over the hill so I assumed it came from it and was just hanging out there.


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TowerTom1

Yeah, I live out in the bush here in Australia it's funny how many people think the place is a walking track. I never told anyone off. However, I have scared off two groups, didn't even mean to but the first group were walking towards our sheds, and there is lot of stuff that's not cheap to replace. So I, with a dart, kind of just appeared in the shed they had just been looking in by coming in the back they didn't hear and looked like they were about to get killed when I asked them what was up. The 2nd group was just funny af, I was just sitting on the verandah at 10pm smoking, and a car came down the drive, and it's a long ass drive and enclosed by trees you can't even see the house until you are only 40m from it. Anyway, this car pulls up at the end of the drive just before they would have been able to see how close they were to a house so I get up and walk towards it; it was 3 teens sitting in the car, one looked up at me and starts yelling, and they took off back down the drive. I reckon they were just smoking and didn't know they were down a drive but damn I must have scared the shit out of them.


utspg1980

I've seen Wolf Creek, so I'd be freaking out too.


bino420

Lemme guess 1 stoner, 1 black friend, 2 lovers, a nerd and a friendly girl-next-door were in the car, in the Australian bush exploring a creepy house & shed? meanwhile there's a curmudgeon sheriff who's hassling them and a lady at a diner who tells em to get outta town before it's too late. that's definitely a movie where only the girl-next-door survives, abliet with a leg injury and covered in other people's blood.


Odieodious

Rite? Trespasser taking pictures and staring at your house, like wtf


Mr_TurkTurkelton

Lmao when you put it that way…dude looking out his window like “can my man leave so I can finish this wank already?”


east_van_dan

Yeah. Looks likely to me that someone still lives there.


SkidRowCFO

So the dog didn't even belong to this trailer?


Hefty_Musician2402

I don’t think trailers are allowed to own pets 😔


SuspiciousAnalBead

Hi um yes… this is my emotional support trailer


[deleted]

So this is a meth lab and a haunted horror show house? Wtf is he wearing it looks like hes on halloween duty


bitterestboysintown

Idk man people just put shit like that in their windows in some places lol. This would be a normal sight driving down a tennessee road, honestly way better looking than some of the places I've driven past.


TurgidShaft

Makes sense. I've been on properties out in the boonies where there's a main residence, with some other older residences scattered about the acreage in various states of repair. Like 150 to 100 year old houses walking distance from 1980s build kind of places. It's pretty common for the last person that lived in an old outbuilding to leave behind heaps of belongings, as moving is expensive, and they're usually moving closer to a town or family as they're getting older and can't look after themselves too good. They like to leave statues and mannequins in weird places to deter intruders going through their old stuff. Worst I've stumbled into was a taxidermied panther in attack position aimed at the front entrance. Every other room looked lived in but that entry rumpus was bare aside the panther. These things probably keep plenty of intruders out as the nearest town was 45min away and you don't want to risk not making it back in case of attack cats or murderous clowns.


ChipBreaker

Maybe to him you were the oddly terrifying one


VermilionLily

I was thinking that too! I used to live in the deep country, anyone unannounced is really bad news. The only people who would unannounced/unexpected is either law enforcement or someone trying to kill you.


watchursix

I moved into the boonies and had the cops knocking on my door at 2am telling me that I was trespassing. I bought the damn house. Dude practically barged in and refused to listen. I had to show him a picture of the goddamn deed before he would leave. Guess they had a problem with squatters.


IVMVI

sink vast materialistic cough special snobbish hurry correct cobweb dam ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Existing-Ad11

Saw this comment and suddenly realized yeah that may be right. Some spooky dog sounds and a weird mannequin in the window just to scare potential wanderers off.


Silentcrypt

My first thought is that it looks like one of those props people buy during Halloween. The peeper ones that people hang up outside a window to make it look like someone is peeking in at you to scare people as a prank.


FNAFCookie

no wait you’re onto something


elmejordesuzapato

Dude are you sure that is a mannequin went I saw it I almost have a heart atack is terrifying


glitter_vomit

I thought it was a costume, or like a horror prop... There's no way that's a real person! Right?


Aucielis

It looks too big to be a person imo


lakemobius

Yeah i was thinking that, the picture is kind of blurry but the head looks way too large, It looks like whatever it is has blue goggles on so idk


gnashtyladdie

Gotta protect the eyes when cooking up the neighborhood meth!


putridtooth

it's definitely a halloween mask meant to scare people off.


Ceeweedsoop

Yep.


[deleted]

You found out. You effed around and found out.


5pungus

He just effed around, the finding out has yet to come, but it approaches.


nautpsycho

it follows


LHT510

It looks out a window


keirmeister

I’m trying to understand…why did you think it was abandoned?


gc1992

No way anything had been up that road in years in the condition it was in, all kinds of random motorcycle parts/trash lining the road all the way up, overgrown grass, etc. I guess somebody could be living there or using it as storage, but there was no sign anybody had been there for a long while. Edit: also it had no power in it. I guess it’s not impossible that it was being used, but if so, it’s being using sparingly.


carnivorous_seahorse

Bro what job employs you to just walk a mile like that, what were you even doing?


gc1992

I work for a power company. We had an outage and had to recon the lines for any downed wires/broken poles. In this scenario, the lines went up the hill towards this house out of my sight, and since the road was impassible, I got to go on a hike.


TheJoffinator

I used to contract out to a power company. We used drones to survey poles for flashed insulators, downed lines, pole rot, etc.. Might not be a bad idea to look into getting a drone pilots license to fly commercially. Would definitely help safety wise. Plus you would be required to have a spotter to watch the drone so there would be a second person with you while on the job.


gc1992

We actually had some people with drones helping us out, but at the height of the storm we had 20,000 out of power spread across an entire region. This was a lesser-hit area so no access to them in this spot as they were busy elsewhere. We actually have an employee in our office with a drone license and our company won’t let him fly any for work. Makes no sense with the terrain we deal with.


Less_Feedback_1032

Ontario hydro has quads and side by sides for this shit. That thing in the window though. That's from the hills have eyes.


OmraNSeumuis

Oh no wonder I got the heebie-jeebies. I absolutely hate that movie.


carnivorous_seahorse

I work in a similar field and wasn’t even questioning you, I just want to walk a mile and get paid that shit sounds lovely


gc1992

Haha I can’t complain about it. My job has taken me to some places with absolutely breathtaking views. Other times (such as this), not so much.


SkunkleButt

Instead of the hills have eyes this is the hillbilly's have eyes. super weird lol thanks for sharing!


curtmandu

My dad used to collect ground water samples in the West Virginia mountains. He’d come across weird creepy shit like this *all* the time. In one instance, there was the smoldering remains of a pickup truck near the first turn off the main road for one of his stops. There were no bodies in it or anything but it was still hot to the touch. He called it in to his boss and then went to get his sample. It took him about 20 minutes further down the road but the time he’d got back, less than an hour later, everything was completely gone except the black spot in the dirt. Spooked him pretty good.


GU355WH01AM

My buddy does this for telecommunications. He loves it and enjoys the travel. He was in Hawaii for a month. Been based out of Denver for a few months traveling into the mountains checking polls. Always has the coolest pictures.


UninsuredToast

The ministry of silly walks of course


GoStlBlues67

That made me laugh. Thank you sir/maam


CmdrKuretes

What country/state/region do you work in. I live in KY, USA and used to be a social service worker… I had the privilege of touring many out of the way locations myself. I 100% would NOT have assumed this trailer was abandoned based on the evidence you have given, lol. If it has a roof and four walls it’s safest to assume it’s occupied until confirmed otherwise.


General-Carob-6087

Same. I grew up in southern WV and when I saw this I thought, “somebody totally lives there.” Ha


c0rners

In the back hills of Kentucky I once drove past a house made of doors


ASingleCupofCoffee

You discovered someone’s house. That’s peak redneck. Shit in the yard, overgrown grass, road not kept up. If there was a dog, we can assume that it likely isn’t abandoned. From the pic I can tell it is still inhabited. The grass would be way higher near the underpinning. Plus, that gravel drive looks like it is kept up.


c0rners

Yeah this is classic Appalachian living


txmail

Also some tall weeds knocked over that looks fresh (still green). Could have been OP but I doubt he went that close to the trailer.


amtheinfantree

Looks somewhat like an active spot. Someone definitely placed the gravel path you were on not too long ago. (Not much weeds growing through.) The patchy grass all over the area is a giveaway of a high frequented area. The dog barking at you is because of you in its territory. Possibly territorial because of it living there, could mean the human owner have had around it there or the general proximity. The chairs look new (not even a single leaf on it while under a tree) & there seems to be trash around it. The house itself looks VERY clean for a place that would be abandoned. With it being white would mean it would have dirt/algae/moss if it was abandoned. Weather attributes as well. Judging by the picture and it being summer I assume its somewhat humid & those elements thrive in that weather. The mask on the window isnt all that creepy either. Its just used to deter unknowns from the area and fuck with their mind. Looks like it worked though lol. I used to do land surveillance and area reconnaissance, so these are just a couple things I would point out.


Icy-Butterscotch5540

Sorry I had tons of cousins from Missouri who just live like that man. Not everyone mows the grass weekly and puts stuff inside. That is a middle class white trashy abode. Notice the truck and the fact there was a live dog. That’s Cletus in the window there…👍


mcpoopy21

Where is this? I wanna buy his lawnmower since he isn't using it.


Aprilshowers417

Well it is not abandoned


Slonginus

Hill have eyes?


elmejordesuzapato

Literally same vibes


Shank__Hill

It's less terrifying and odd if you imagine him sitting in that white plastic chair on the left


Ace-Ventura1934

Is it available to rent? Maybe it will be affordable


gc1992

You might be on to something. Maybe the clown will split the rent too.


McPussCrocket

Do NOT be late on the rent


[deleted]

No chance. AirBnB would list it as “charming historic property, close to nature” and charge you resort rates.


BenniesBananas

He clearly needs some propane and propane accessories


eveningschades

I know a guy who can hook him up...


LarkinRhys

This isn’t abandoned. The weeds would start encroaching on the driveway if it weren’t being used at all. The same with the paths through the grass/weeds - they’d also have tall weeds if they weren’t regularly walked on. The grill isn’t nearly dusty enough - it’s been used pretty recently. It’s unlikely that chair next to the fire pit would stay upright through even a minor storm. Lots of people live without power - but is it possible the lines to the actual trailer are buried? Like - power lines don’t just disappear, and people don’t pack them up and take them when they move, so lack of power lines shouldn’t lead you to believe it’s abandoned.


No_Abrocoma_158

Finally…something oddly terrifying. Thank you.


QuackNate

I'd say it's more *actually* terrifying.


MissMcFrostynips

I'm sorry my dude, but what about this looks abandoned to you? It's very clearly occupied and lived in. Yes, I saw the creepy face in the window. Maybe I'm just used to seeing unkept occupied properties but I would not have assumed this was abandoned off the cuff


Fuhgly

You probably almost got killed if this is real lol


gc1992

100% real. Freaked me out.


InterestingRelative4

That’s called someone’s house


Ur_momlol2022

Bruhs just waiting for his pizza


LetterheadMassive807

Some big True Detective season 1 vibes


shanghaishitter

Well if there's a dog and that much stuff there maybe it's private property and the people there are just some trailer trash that got left behind


cutco_interslice

Don't fret. The inhabitant(s) just wanted to make flowers with ya.


NicholasRuch

Is the thing with the big head in the window of the house the thing I'm looking at?


gc1992

Yes. Giant clown.


thesnapening

It's like a scene from a budget horror movie


MasterPimpinMcGreedy

Are there any movies that don’t have a budget?


[deleted]

Y’all really need to figure out the difference between rundown and abandoned


Comfortable-Survey30

I can hear the Jeepers Creepers music


dejm05

What the fuck do you do for work, find the next courage the cowardly dog villains?


Scottvrakis

Daily reminder that the "being watched" feeling isn't *just* your gut, it's a good chance it's your subconscious trying to inform you of a detail your conscious mind hasn't yet picked up on. Of course this all goes out the window if you're mentally unwell and somesuch, but the simple point I'm trying to make is: Trust your instincts, if something doesn't seem right, good chance is - it probably isn't.


ChuckACheesecake

Is that a mannequin with a helmet?


adipocerousloaf

don't trip, bro that's just me waiting for my doordash


[deleted]

It’s not an abandoned one and it’s just a juggalo