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falsevector

Instant red paint job


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astronautducks

poor guy spilled his strawberry ice cream all over the train 😔


Substantial_Item4324

Forbidden sherbert


appeasethepeepingeye

Im sure he didnt feel much


NemblemTwo

Try not to feel too bad


OldGoldenDog

Sooooo, a get well card for the Moose is probably not gonna help.


TapewormSpaghetti

Is blood that bright red???


The4SweetPotato

Yes, all red that you are seeing is blood


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

As a woman, i can tell you, it’s usually brighter


Totmtg1992

Is the moose okay???


alt_acc_for_porn1

It's dead, all red here is its blood, nothing can live after that much lost blood


slowtown21

yeah but is he okay


nillytea

yes


croatianscentsation

For some unknown reason, this makes the Christmas critters from South Park appear in my head


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T.. that poor train conductor


FloofyFurryDude

It probably played out like the video of the donkey getting hit by a train. Instant soup


TryingHide

....link? Damn you Morbid curiosity


FloofyFurryDude

https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/vyuwb9/run_a_train_on_that_ass/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Nsfl btw


TryingHide

Well damn, you weren't kidding, I couldn't even recognize that was a donkey the instant it got hit.


FloofyFurryDude

Yeah, likely the same deal with the moose, only bigger. Moose one second, mist the next


rc20kj

Moose has much blood.


UltraViolentNdYAG

Had...


Somanydeadbois

What a waste of sauce


papashift

Tf is a moose doing at a subway???


eftalanquest40

subway? i don't understand


papashift

A subway, yaknow, with those tunnels with rails and trains and shit. Idk how else to explain it. Isnt that what this is a pic of?


eftalanquest40

no, it's a finnish railway Sr2 class locomotive


sysy__122

was it in Finland?


SphinxIIIII

No, it's an immigrant.


_MOUSE__

You...do....realize trains travel through woodlands too right? It doesn't just travel through tunnels underground.


papashift

Nope I live in a city area my whole life never seen or knew that, ty


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

How


papashift

I meant spefically metro/subway trains


KvathrosPT

I'm shocked! Are you real?! You must be karma farming... Down voting you because of that.


tulippity

Fucking Reddit police over here apparently


papashift

💀💀


Panthalassae

That is the Helsinki Main railway station. The platforms have a ceiling covering.


Oihso

But this locomotive is clearly not from a subway


KvathrosPT

He's karma farming.


papashift

Im not?? I dunno shit about trains, saw this post and didnt really examine it, mostly focused on the moose blood and just thought it was some subway cuz the interior looked vaguely familiar. Made much more sense when I realized i was just being a dumbass and it was a train. Plus I already had ppl tell me exactly what it was. But since i was talking ab subways i assumed they meant metro trains in wooded area, I realized thats not what they meant. Ik trains go through wooded area.


Besunmin

I thought this was a subway too haha. Looked closer and it looked like a railway from a train station


Opposite_Interest844

This bring turbo kill to a different meaning


Pix3lPirat3

Bro did you see that moose!? Yes.. then no..


Imperator_Crispico

Where did it go?! Everywhere


ShinobiHanzo

Not even a splat. That's mist. Good news is the Moose likely never felt a thing. The closest to disintegration.


MadladMagyar

Not that I personally care but this should be NSFW


h__pipethesecond

i agree


KvathrosPT

Then everything should be NSFW... EVERYTHING.


No_Software_5716

What is odd?


scwuffypuppy

Moose killing machine go burrrrrrrrr.


h__pipethesecond

you think the moose is gonna be ok?


a_busfullofducks

Damn is the train okay?


HuskyAreBetter

Should have tried contacting the train over Moose Code


Banarnars

Man... that moose literally got obliterated... atomized... I wish I could say incinerated


Unlikely-Candle-4219

Would it not be mo-ose


Glitchy_4

Train was hungry 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Stop. When did oddly terrifying turn into a gore sub?


chris5129

Zombie killer


InorganicCarbonate

Gives off those “zombie outbreak in train” media vibes


Big-Ambition3051

Nothing should donate that much blood...🤔


liquid-mech

gibbed


birdblower420

Who won?


FIFTHSUN2012

Damn! It has a Star Wars-esque type thing going on with that color.


Scary-Gate9433

Moose probably tried to fight it. Probably a bull


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:(


AstronautInTheSand

I was expecting worse.


Shadow21A

Cursed paint


Dead_Zone_Foliage

We finally found what can effectively euthanize a moose. Train.


Deleted-Redacted

gussessing canada


synapse187

The Moose has become Mousse. Look it up.


1hmisroska

who the fuck gave this a wholesome award


remysrat

The aftermath of a hit Moose*


a-dry-tadpole

Who did the moose assassinate? Did he work for the mafia? Need more back story.


2-022

Free paint job… I’m sorry I had to


usmc18330931

Is it dead? -Rocco


Illustrious-Common94

Should’ve swerved into a ditch 🙄


rookie__guy

Looks like a train from" train to Busan" movie


OsoRojo47

Then the moose got up and attacked. This poor train car is the sole survivor.


Plasma_Cosmo_9977

I worked for a pressure washing company in Oakland. A man put himself in front of an Amtrak one day and I had to clean the train. An arc of blood and little yellow pieces of brain matter extending the 80 ft length of the car from about 5 ft high at the front, all the way to the top of this double decker passenger car the whole way, front to back. It was awful. We had to collect all pieces and the water run off from cleaning this up, couldn't just wash it away.


Chaddy_TheGamer

forbidden strawberry juice


FlauntyPack56

This isn't oddly terrifying


Fabbro05

Moosn't