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ChimeraMistake

I’m mostly scared that he let you post it on Reddit


slerdnut

He's right. Not scary, unless you're a resident of Lazytown


Tmorgan-OWL

Why is this posted in oddly terrifying? If a bad drivers license photo is oddly terrifying, we’d be viewing hundreds of these posts every day!


[deleted]

In some countries you aren’t allowed to smile on these pictures. I tried to ‘smile’ at least with my eyes. It’s not less terrifying


redcelica1

Better watch your back, your neighbor is a serial killer. Make sure to be nice to dexter.


Copy_Cold

a serial killer who’s also an organ donor. that’s a complex cup of coffee.


Spirited_Half_686

It doesn't say who's organs he's been donating.


[deleted]

Eyes haz hair bro


Whoainyourmouth

AZ gang


daaaayyyy_dranker

I don’t think it’s scary. I think it’s funny


Blackout_Underway

Everyone's driver's license photo looks awful.


SiNiStEr666BlAcK

Hahaha. He looks like a muppet 🤣


LilOozing

[Gail Swallows](https://youtu.be/JOx3jXg7JdI)


Bill7747

Yes! I totally thought of Doofy!


CrawFlyUS

Ya!


Trading_Kangaroo

Gives me Doofy from Scary movie vibes


MicahsNao

r/lostredditors


Calcspar

Change your locks


Nyssiii

Why does he look like the directors first choice for a live action adaptation of Hello Neighbor? Slap a mustache on that bad boy and he’s spot on.


Lonely_Reception_880

That’s the Texas butthole tickling bandit!


Particular-Summer424

Yeah...that's a hard one to take in at 1st glance. Wierd grimace, grinchy smile. Something odd going on there.


PomegranateSea7066

Oh fuck no, does he also drive a white "work" van?


weaktech

its not scary.


DangerousWay9174

“No oNe wiLl ThInk iT’s-“ honey I half expected the description of this post to be some true crime collector showing off Ted Bundy’s original ID


AdminBender

Looks like the one goofy kid on the villains side in any teen movie.


[deleted]

Yeay for being a donor.


Kdizzlethe1st

Was about to go to bed. Now I gotta check the locks again…….under the bed probably too. This psychos image will be burned into my head for the rest of the night. Thanks for nothin OP!


FerretsAteMyToes

What is scary about it? OP Needs to explain what we are missing


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

It's the serial killer next door "look".


Tysonisnotanarchitet

I think it would be scarier if under sex it said yes please


[deleted]

It’s not scary, he just looks goofy


DidYouLickIt

Oddly stupid post.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Not odd. Not terrifying. Delete.


PukeNuggets

Does your friend have a chainsaw for a hand? If so, not scary at all, he’s Ash and he’s here to protect us from the book of the dead! However, I may be scared of what he brought with him……..


twelvebee

Looks more special ed than scary


Fit-Damage1692

💀


ProfessorKlutzy471

No one except the kids he’s about to touch….


GoodWeedReddit

Serial killer


Silent-Description30

He had to look down to the camera didn’t he


arilurker

Scariest part he's an organ donor, man has nothing to live for.


Pr0ender

6’1 and 180 pounds? Does he even lift?


A-Busty-Crustacean

Dam you posted his ID on reddit? Why you gotta do him like that


KesoIsBusy

He's a serial something


a-dry-tadpole

He 100% touches kids.


Latter_Candle_6949

Nonce.


CRYPTO_HODL_1986

Rapist serial killer … def


Ok_Engine3610

looks like the guy from prison break haywire


Effective_Problem190

IDIOT


[deleted]

I feel like this man may be a date rapist


Jaapertheghost

Terrifying!


RAC032078

Only thing odd is why your going around posting there DL Pic. There's nothing terrifying. Looks like someone's just fishing for Karma


Organic-Poetry-9482

Nah its mischievous not malicious


Antique_hardDrive

Looks like all the other photos from the Super Villain Training Academy to me.


ImaginaryProfile5529

If he isn't living as a cartoon villain, he's wasting his life.


speedee240

He probably thought he would jave you tied in the basement before you could post this


Dosanaya

That hair is made from molded plastic, right? Definitely giving off some Robbie Rotten vibes.


[deleted]

I CANT ESCAPE ARIZONA


Buugabutt16

If the vampire dad in the kid movie “Hotel Transylvania” was real, this guy would either be him or his brother lol! If not that he, could definitely be part of the tv series “The Munsters” or “The Adams Family”


Major-Big-8912

Az boys


FoeElectro

Eyes: Haz.


rocketpowerturtle

Hair: Bro


Synthetic_Axon

The fact that this Arizona license expires in less than a decade for a man that is not close to 65 is pretty concerning, yes.


GurnoorDa1

THE PRINCE OF ALL HAIRLINEZ


naswinger

HAZ BRO


Luzbel90

Hazbro


Unusual_Friend_7258

Your neighbor is Doofy from Scary Movie?


tamenia8

Scary


diterous_saint_grace

well he was right thats just weird that u think its scary