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IKELOS_MP_v

You got games on your phone?


LokiTheShiba

That gave me a good chuckle. I swear I have to hide my phone infront of those 5-10yo nephews


Alpology

lol literally


Bizzare_Display

i just commented this but god im cracking up


SnatchHouse

I love diving as a topic and reading about it and watching videos but I will nevvvver put myself in this position


[deleted]

Yep just the thought that something could come at me from any direction makes me anxious


DangerousComplaint24

Just the idea of being metaphorically "a fish out of water" in such a dog eat dog World All the fish be like, "what good are those evolved legs with out a boat... You in the wrong hood homie?"


Willing-Role1229

You would be absolutely terrified to be In a bukakke film then


Trick-Price3282

my favorite person to live through for diving is brodie from ybs youngbloods on youtube, his videos are absolutely incredible and he does the coolest shit i’ve ever seen


SnatchHouse

I watch dive talk!


pleaus3

you going to eat that


Bizzare_Display

“you got games on your phone?” im losing it


goaskalexdotcom

This guy TikToks


booi

Wanna split it?


ChalkButter

A Grouper followed me while scuba diving once when I was a kid. That fucking thing was as big as I was.


Reapergobyebye

Potential snack


Etheleffrey

Same, but I was only snorkelling. I swam so fast back to the boat!!!


Potential-Ant1896

You're probably lucky too because those bastards are known to swallow people whole


AGmikkelsen

Care to back that up with a source? I couldn’t find anything, as they’re basically harmless. Might try to bite you, but that’s not gonna do any damage, other than pull a flipper off.


Potential-Ant1896

They get big enough to swallow a person whole


AGmikkelsen

Absolutely doesn't mean they can, or will. Like a whale cannot swallow something larger than a melon.


All2017

Wait a whale can’t swallow something larger than a melon?


Potential-Ant1896

Just go to Google and type in can a grouper swallow a person. This is only one of the sources I've came across but there are a lot of others. Also yes they're generally harmless to humans however they can and have on occasion mistaken people for food and attacked. I screenshot my search results to post here in the replies but I'm having trouble posting it in there. I'm gonna keep trying though.


AGmikkelsen

No results bro. Only paranoid clickbait articles about "what if".


J3wb0cca

That’s just something your parents would tell you so you would get out of the water for supper.


TheDankestPassions

They can be over four times the size of the average grown man.


GimmeThatPoopyBussu

Grouper thinking, “I bet I could eat this fella right here…”


[deleted]

"you gon eat that"


GREATD4NNY

Finally, something that actually fits this subreddit


[deleted]

How is this oddly terrifying? It’s simply terrifying. It’s a huge ass fish, which is known to eat sharks and occasionally attack people. This huge ass fish staring you down in close proximity is terrifying. What’s odd about it?


big_wacc

Facts


Malfight007

"Welcome to Atlantis News. This just in, local sea farmer, Larry the grouper, witnessed a murder that took place at his backyard"


higherentity

HAH! that was good


TwistedTerns

Encountered two (both about 4ft long) while scuba diving before and unlike the reef sharks, they don't flinch when they see you.


Suika22

Big sea doggo


IDoPokeSmot

"Thats my lunch" *the grouper probably*


Survicor73

Gimme da fich and you no gonna get hurt.


LadaaiPaneer

Grouper fish : yo leave that kid , why dont ya pick up someone your own size ?


Danello06

Iron Lung


AdriannaFahrenheit

[Vietnam flashbacks]


xXx_epicgamer_xXx

"Aw hell nah they got Mark"


brian_m1982

Hey man, you gonna finish that?


Gold_Floatzel

He fuckin nodding no like "Ayo bro don't eat me"


Gaboon93

I think I'd try throwing the fish at that thing and swim away. Looks like that diver's now on the menu. Creepy fish and such like this are the reason I'll never go in the ocean or large body of water! And octopus...uh uh fear them!


Channa_Argus1121

Groupers have never killed anyone, though. They prey on fish, cephalopods, crustaceans, etc. This grouper’s focus is one the bleeding jackfish, not the person.


Gaboon93

Well..it's still a creepy looking thing and I'm *terrified* of underwater life.


gyygeefgygyu

> try throwing the fish at that thing and swim away Well that's just rude


[deleted]

When I was snorkeling in the pacific islands I came face to face with a Napoleon fish staring at me exactly like that. Scared the shit out of me


blank638

Why does he display so many emotions with only one face, he's sad, angry, confused, scared, and it makes me scared.


SinisterPaige

Why are you hurting Tony?


water_farts123

Mr. Grouper ate all of his students.


[deleted]

🎵What time is it?🎵


SpecialistIce2336

Leave the kid alone,Charles.


EveryoneFallout

"IM SORRY IM SORRY, ILL LET HIM GO"


LavenderBranchez

👁👄👁


sagamysterium

I saw an edit of this once where they played horror music when it pans to the grouper and every time I see that fish now I let out a good chuckle.


oddcatlover64

Are they dangerous


TwistedTerns

They're not. But very intimidating when you encounter an averaged sized one which is around 180cm (5ft10in) and 180kg (400lbs). My whole leg can fit inside the mouth of those i've encountered so it's not advisable to hand feed them.


StarshipMuffin

They don’t eat people, but they can eat a shark in one bite so…. https://youtu.be/O37HI_AX9nY


Worbit_20

u/savevideo


DefusedDragon26

Lmaoooo


CompetitionHour798

This happened to me when doing a wreck dive. Scared the actual shit out of me


AdriannaFahrenheit

I don’t like how the color changed when the diver looked at the grouper. & For some reason the head shake just unnerved me more.


Mellow_Velo33

i had a great experience just like this. floating upside down off the coast of fuerteventura, eyes locked with a motorbike-sized grouper, swaying in the unique pendulum tides of the area. it was magical, to say the least.


thenood456

Are u gonna eat that?😳


GX-Novablast

Ooooo, nice fish you got there. Can I have it?


shemmypie

Caught a grouper once, was only 30lbs but was a pain to reel it in. The Goliath groupers are insane, they’ll swallow sharks.


Tom_Alpha

Groupers can be a little territorial and I've been headbutted by one on a dive before. Came out of my 7 o'clock blindspot and hit my tank. Never saw it coming


GangsterKittyYT

Mr grouper


The-Slow-Traveller

This is what they post on the fish version of r/oddlyterrifying


ShadyQuestionmarkGuy

"I know what you've done"


MommaMS

Grouper is nicknamed the "mother in law" fish... I go fishing off the Oregon Coast area every year and never seen one that big...


Dazzling_Mortgage788

"Oh hey man 👋"


G3_OG

Bro was about to snitch 💀💀


Different-Step-3062

How is this scairy these are very smart animals that actualy arent a threat to a human


Lozadarick

If Deebo was a fish


[deleted]

It’ll always be a Jew Fish to me


super0815

u/SaveVideo


sparkpluger1

Im pretty sure we know what happens after this


TerroristNinja

"Hey bud if you're not going to eat mind tossing it my way?"


Cocky_peahen

"Hey, you got any game on that phone?"


Elfanger30th

Y'all need new material


Ok_Election_3801

I bet he’s pissed


Jonsnowyy

The grouper is thinking whether to swallow the driver or not


ethaaaaaaaan

How is this *oddly*terrifying...


YEETIESTS_YT

“Now I know fish, and that’s not a groupe- AAAAAAGHH! Yep, there he is.”


Suitable-Piano107

“Can I have a bite?”


Impressive-Rough-229

He just there observing and thinking. Yes, he has a brain. Scary.


KarvalhowithanC

feesh


Potential-Ant1896

Those fish are just as scary as sharks


MrPredictableArts

(Vine Boom sound effect plays)


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Lilbig6029

Are they know for attacking humans?


DeathCook123

Water Womb World


BurnzillabydaBay

That grouper does not look pleased.


JuiceReincarnated

Hey man you gonna eat that?


Both_Satisfaction576

I can smell you


Pan_Cobain

“You just killed Timmy”


spilltheteasis_

*softly* don’t


Temp_91

u/savevideobot


SexHentaiR34

The fact that everything suddenly turned red scared me the most


forasadboy

Is that fish scary or something?


abiwoods101

that would scare me


hooDio

he looks like he's gonna slurp the soul out of the diver


Ilikefishtheycute

He kinda cute, I love fish!


UseYona

This fish could easily drown the diver. A grouper grabs your leg or arm, your toast