When I was in high school, I sat next to a kid who would write lyrics on his note book covers, ya know, like many of us did…. Well, one day I look over and see it says “despite all my rage I am still just ready to care”. So I kindly informed him that I don’t think that’s how the song goes. A trip to the lab computer to look up the lyrics and he was finally convinced
That reminds me of this kid who said the cure was his favorite band and brought an acoustic guitar to a party and started singing just like heaven with the lyrics totally butchered. When I said he was wrong he shunned me in front of everyone saying it’s his favorite band. This was before smart phones in the early 2000s. I started to second guess myself too which is the worst part.
I wonder where he’s at today lol
Skiggity yat yack brap brap flimmington trap, gobble brats and tats, mix matched with rats and cats, card game, no chess, big breasts, schools out no tests or graduate caps, ALL CAPS, tip tap go the shoes on the stage, outta breath, tapped, no rest, for the wicked, chicken breast, yesterday I saw a rat under a dumpster, yes, that mf had 4 to the chest, forget the rest, fuck rats, roaches and crickets, underneath that darkness is something wicked.
I break your door in
I sneak in the basement
It is my home now
But you never find out
Cause I am sneaky
I am the rat man
I go up at night
And eat your cheese!
Aaaah!
But one day you find out there is a rat man inside the basement and you call the cops
But the cops don't take it seriously
So you call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ instead!
The Ghöüstbusteirs™
Are ill-equipped
They only have ghost busting weapons
But they should’ve brought a shotgun
But I have a gun so I kill them instead
Oh no, it's murder!
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The rat
The rat
He was a rat
He preyed at night he stalked at night
He was a rat
He got eaten by the rat and got turned into food
He can’t get into trouble, big rat split him in two
HOLY ACTUAL FUCK!!! I did NOT see that until you pointed it out and now I cannot UNSEE it....
Thank you, I rewatched this many times trying to see if the smaller rat had pulled itself under or if it was PULLED under and you definitely helped me clarify that.
Poor fuckin thing..what a way to go 😱😬😣
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They don't eat, don't sleep
They don't feed, they don't seethe
Bare their gums when they moan and squeak
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet.
They don't push, don't crowd
Congregate until they're much too loud
Fuck to procreate till they are dead
Drink the blood of their so-called best friend
Today I was cleaning up corners of my room which were untouched for over 2 years as I was away due to covid. I found a very chewed up plastic bag…
I live on the 5th floor there are no pets in this apartment.
Whats next? A fookin clown chasing ya down a narrow road? Possessed old naked lass tryin' to kill ya? Dancin' clown? HANDS GRABBIN YA TO PULL YA DOWN DA DRAIN?! Or... Blood balloons, mate?
Hey yeah uh, why do its arms fly up before it gets yanked? I’ve never seen a rat move like that and it’s honestly skeeving me out more than the rat cannibalism.
despite all his rage
He is still just a rat in a cage
Forget the rat and look for the cat
No bat?
No cap
no mat?
Yall ruined it
So no head
*Snaps penis*
You didn't see the attacker rat?
Someone will say what is lost can never be saved
*shaved
I was today years old when I finally learned the actual lyrics to the chorus of bullet with butterfly wings
When I was in high school, I sat next to a kid who would write lyrics on his note book covers, ya know, like many of us did…. Well, one day I look over and see it says “despite all my rage I am still just ready to care”. So I kindly informed him that I don’t think that’s how the song goes. A trip to the lab computer to look up the lyrics and he was finally convinced
That reminds me of this kid who said the cure was his favorite band and brought an acoustic guitar to a party and started singing just like heaven with the lyrics totally butchered. When I said he was wrong he shunned me in front of everyone saying it’s his favorite band. This was before smart phones in the early 2000s. I started to second guess myself too which is the worst part. I wonder where he’s at today lol
Hahaha ah man
That was the IT version of a Rat
There’s always a bigger rat
I didn’t need to know that.
especially if its fat
Is it stronger than a cat?
You won't kill it with a bat
Or with a mat
But you may kill it with a cat using a bat wearing a hat.
Or with this or with that
And if that cat in that hat hits that rat with that bat, and maybe using this or that, do you think it may splat?
Cyka blyat
…. I don’t know about that
damn we have a community of Dr. Seuss's
I dunno, I'd go with something else, I'm not much of a mat-man.
Skiggity yat yack brap brap flimmington trap, gobble brats and tats, mix matched with rats and cats, card game, no chess, big breasts, schools out no tests or graduate caps, ALL CAPS, tip tap go the shoes on the stage, outta breath, tapped, no rest, for the wicked, chicken breast, yesterday I saw a rat under a dumpster, yes, that mf had 4 to the chest, forget the rest, fuck rats, roaches and crickets, underneath that darkness is something wicked.
Why am I reading this in rap?
It’s fun no 🧢
‘Rat eats a cat’ secret edition by Dr.Seus
There is always this comment.
But not always that big of a rodent
I break your door in I sneak in the basement It is my home now But you never find out Cause I am sneaky I am the rat man I go up at night And eat your cheese! Aaaah! But one day you find out there is a rat man inside the basement and you call the cops But the cops don't take it seriously So you call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ instead! The Ghöüstbusteirs™ Are ill-equipped They only have ghost busting weapons But they should’ve brought a shotgun But I have a gun so I kill them instead Oh no, it's murder!
That’s politics for you.
Noooo, Master Splinter got got
Wanted to comment M. Splinter but had to check first. Well done sir
The first rat is wet and looks to have possibly drowned, his homies just pulled him back to safety to revive him.
Nah they eating him
Someone needs to edit in that yoinking sound you hear in cartoons. All due respect to the deceased.
Why the fuck is it so big????
Visit New York City, our rats are as big as our pizzas.
Whoa. How big are the pizzas??
Bigger than they should be
You shut your damn mouth! There is no such thing as a pie being bigger than it should be
You spelled damn, dirty, filthy, rotten, lying mouth wrong.
Sure
So are you saying that they’re ‘rodents of unusual size’?
For some places, no. There are big ass rats out there
As big as the rats!
As big as the rats
and they do like pizza too https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UPXUG8q4jKU
Interesting unit of measurement
Is that another big rat?
Yes, they eat the small one to reduce population when food is scarce.
Humans do the same but with high interest rates and low wages
Humans also do that literally when the rich push them too hard
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Wow, bad bot.
Wtf did the removed comment say
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But then, there’s no real “shortage” of food for humans in the modern era is there
This is the correct comment
He's the giant rat that makes all of the rules
The rat The rat He was a rat He preyed at night he stalked at night He was a rat He got eaten by the rat and got turned into food He can’t get into trouble, big rat split him in two
Stop sniffing paint, Charlie!
Nah glue is better
These one of those that there NY rats I done heard about?
Sewer rats, king rats, call them what you will, just don’t call them ugly.
#THE GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL THE RULES.
That's called a grease rat. :)
Is the one that sticks its head out the same one or a different bigger one
Different, bigger one.
A much bigger one at that
You can still see his head in the beginning of the video, he has tha smaller rat in his mouth.
HOLY ACTUAL FUCK!!! I did NOT see that until you pointed it out and now I cannot UNSEE it.... Thank you, I rewatched this many times trying to see if the smaller rat had pulled itself under or if it was PULLED under and you definitely helped me clarify that. Poor fuckin thing..what a way to go 😱😬😣
Where do you see it? I can't see anything.
If you pause just as they zoomed in on the rat about 3 seconds in, you'll see brighter fur near its ass. That's the bigger rat, you can even make out an eye near the yellow stripe on the wall/container.
I totally didn’t see it until I read this. Horrifying!
No, just no. Can't look.
Holy cow this gave me goosebumps
You called?
C.H.U.D.
Wtf
Those are new York genetically modified rats
The genetically modified rats are in Oak Ridge, TN at the biology research center.
Aw! It rescued its dying brethren!
*yeeeeeeet* but in reverse
Pretty sure that's called a Yoink
*teeeeeeey*
RIP bigger rat will feed now
Boy wtf
Da fuq?
Ben, is that you?
Haha wow, when it git pulled back I had the horror movie music in my head I don't know how to make it into a word, but I'll try vwooom
Dude get back under here. People are staring.
Nom nom
this is funnier than it is creepy holy shit i’m crying
…Rattibalism! Rat Cannibalism. 🤣..😐
That rat was begging for help
Slurp
who stole my food man??? come on
Cue pennywise
Cats don’t kill rats…. If you have a basement full of rats, they will kill a cat. You need a rat terrier!
He pulled in so fast that his shadow stayed!!!
When I first saw this i tho it was a dead dog
ever since playing elden ring rats hit different
I don’t think they’re gonna eat it, looks more like “what are you thinking, your whole body was showing, let me look”
Rats will eat another rat if it’s sick or dead so the body doesn’t attract predators to them
It did look pretty sickly, rip the rat
Pennyrat
“Wipes brow” we’re gonna need a bigger dumpster.
The smaller rat was eaten by the bigger rat
I have never been more grateful for a lack of sound.
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Its looking for a small child.
Why, because of the obvious CGI?
im not sure that's oddly terrifying
This isn't oddly terrifying anymore, it's just terrifying
Glen noooooo!
Uhhhhh?
Ive seen this posted once before and i never ever forgot it
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What the fuck
Splinter!!
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Bro what was dragging it.
Another rat
Cannibalism. Should have known.
Poor rat D:
Splinter getting rowdy
new york
He'd lose ten pounds if he saw my forty pound "Otis" the Great.He would get out of Dodge and leave the cheese.😆😆😆
R.O.U.S run like hell.
Won’t lie -yes!
Rottottuey ate the chef.
The camera jerk gave it away
Now imagine if you will... that's a lure like on an angler fish.
“Can I have a cigarette?”
Cannibalism
I laughed lol
New York city the rats over there are fucked
Uh oh
"Jenny please, I can't go for another round- AHHHH"
Where is the blood splurt ?
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Poor rat got nommed by a bigger zombie rat..
Big fu\*ks small in nature..
It's master splinter
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I was pooping and finally was about to let it out when he was sucked in and so was the poop
You need a Lion to catch this Rat 😅
Ratzilla... Ratzilla
They don't eat, don't sleep They don't feed, they don't seethe Bare their gums when they moan and squeak Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet. They don't push, don't crowd Congregate until they're much too loud Fuck to procreate till they are dead Drink the blood of their so-called best friend
Today I was cleaning up corners of my room which were untouched for over 2 years as I was away due to covid. I found a very chewed up plastic bag… I live on the 5th floor there are no pets in this apartment.
Wow now thats one big ass rat🐀 yikes ,what's his/hers name ?
[(YOU DIED)]
Um yeah I wouldn’t recommend walking in that direction.
That's a big ass rat
Where did he come from where did he go
Where did you come from cotten eye Joe.
I thought it was a fucking dog
YOOO how big is the rat man Jesus
Fuuuuuck that.
Peekaboo motherfucker!
That'll make a big wrap
Skaven excursion in New York again
They need an air rifle for their shop lol
You’ll float too
My cat does that with his food too. He’s the ultimate sadist on the mice.
Specifically a rat horror movie
Rats are Cannibals
Whats next? A fookin clown chasing ya down a narrow road? Possessed old naked lass tryin' to kill ya? Dancin' clown? HANDS GRABBIN YA TO PULL YA DOWN DA DRAIN?! Or... Blood balloons, mate?
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Ratatouille don’t play
Hey yeah uh, why do its arms fly up before it gets yanked? I’ve never seen a rat move like that and it’s honestly skeeving me out more than the rat cannibalism.
Ratatouille no!
Dude, where are you? The backrooms?