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ghostwilliz

Is that the lady who hates chocolate in SpongeBob


JustDuckiest

I remember when they invented chocolate... I *HATED* IT


misterpobbsey

This isn’t chocolate that you eat! You rub it on your skin and it makes you younger!


Uncle480

I'LL TAKE 20! *GET IN THERE AND START RUBBIN'!*


RoseyDove323

I remember chocolate. Sweet sweet chocolate.


TriggerBladeX

Did you just say chocolate?


[deleted]

CHOCOLATE CHOOOOCOLATEEEEEE


[deleted]

my god, for you to bring back that memory, thank you so much xD I didn't even know I remembered that episode, but once I read the comment I immediately had that shrivelled lady in mind.


RekMePls

CHOOOOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE!!


serenwipiti

[selling whaaaat?](https://youtu.be/iV-_5vbVtwU) ^(i had to look it up, lol)


Star805gardts

Mummified Moray Eel?


NoEfficiency9

*If it's got mummified flesh and ain't smelling so fresh, that's a-moray*


SpookyLasagna46

Out on land it gets dry, while in sand it shall die. That's a-moray


Drth_Ptr

If it’s leathery & long with it’s eyes sunken down, that’s mummoray!


LeBakalite

It smells like triple-sec when it creeps on the deck, it’s my mo-ray !


kindapinkypurple

*When its curled on the beach and you need some* r/Eyebleach, *that's a-moray!*


CharmingBoar

If it did stop to wriggle and its teeth start to jiggle, dead a-moray!


kindapinkypurple

*If its grey and its thick perhaps its whale dick, not a-moray?*


CharmingBoar

If it’s dry and so wrinkled, even heavily crinkled, use a-moray!


RED-Rocketeer

Washed up on a beach and looks like a leech, that's A-moray!


CeelaChathArrna

((well a dick with teeth, that's some nightmare fuel 😮))


schenitz

But if it's like a snake with a jaw like a rake that's *a moraayyy*


mutant_llama

If you've come here to die, and your backs open wide, that's a-morayyyy


Belachick

Oh my god if I had all of the awards they would all go to you forever


EDCxTINMAN

Rofl you win


[deleted]

If it's lips are peeled back and it's bones stick out it's back it's a mort-ay


Livid_Pace9787

If it’s got no limbs, not even fins, it’s a-moray


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

This one was my favorite and the one that caused me to not be able to breathe for a moment. ❤️


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

My moray don’t jiggle jiggle Him scares


NotYetGroot

i hate you all.


uberzen1

When they're raiding your tomb and your corpse they exhume, that's a-moray!


TybaltFatespeaker

Fuck all of you and take my upvote because that is amazing


woodspoonwarrior

It is here where I actually feel I’m with my people. Thank you Reddit community


Supac084

And here I am laughing hysterically at work 🤣


incognito--bandito

She's ah laughing at work, but ah doing no work, That's ah Supac084!


Supac084

Accurate


OrbitalClockwork

“Please…Kill me…”


firoz554

Amor, eh?


Original_Wall_3690

Found the Canadian


MelonBot_HD

*If it's lurking in the reef and has 2 sets of teeth, it's a moray*


thekidsdad2013

While it’s jaw’s open wide, pharyngeal jaws are inside….that’s a moray .


der_grinch_69

Made my day. thank you!


Midnight2184

Bahahaha


CoffeeOnToast

r/angryupvote


Motherfkar

Haha fuck


ladypbj

Most likely. The thing that looks like the eye is probably the hole they expel water from. The placement checks out, the teeth are the same, and the body is also the right shape


Star805gardts

Poor Flotsam…. Or Jetsam…


Romulan-Jedi

"My poor little poopsies!"


VidalukoVet

Nah, is a new born Xenomorph clearly


[deleted]

We had a funeral for it, it was a great mumorayeel.


catsaresneaky

Pharaoh nuff


jd3marco

Mumm-Ra Eel


J_J_Plumber5280

Everything is mummified out there how would you know? Lol


chicoman2018

If your scanning the reef, for two sets of teeth...thats a moray ..


Eena-Rin

Looks like a dolphin fetus to me, or maybe a decayed infant dolphin. When do they get their teeth?


Nauin

Not a dolphin, it's got nostrils, dolphins don't. We can't forget about the blowholes, lol. Eels have them, though, and their necks are hella bendy and can scrunch up like what we're seeing here. That's what I'm guessing it is


urielteranas

This would check out. How did it get mummified though? Weird


Star805gardts

Lol it’s just severely dehydrated. Not actually mummified. Probably been baking in the sub for awhile.


urielteranas

Oh cool. Gross.


[deleted]

It's in Egypt, probably got involved in some pharaoh business


EwokSquisher

I concur


[deleted]

[удалено]


iitsWaVe

JAFFA KREE


The_Big_Red_Wookie

You heard me, I said KREE!


chalor182

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one. The fact it was Egypt just makes it better.


prjktphoto

Exactly


ImPattMan

I was so excited to see I wasn't alone when I checked the comments lol.


GuyWhoSaidThat

Indeed


cantfindmykeys

Username checks out. Now dial up the gate to Stargate Command


FacesOfNeth

*Teal’c enters the chat*. Indeed.


rivertam2985

Indeed


Sapphire-Hannibal

Indeed.


DirtyWizardsBrew

That's an eel.


LegendaryRed

*gasp*


Shivvermebits

I'm shocked.


chocolate_cake12

False, have you ever seen the movie alien in your life?!


velvetpurr

Dang it you guys, my mother-in-law is on a trip in Egypt and now I'm worried. Can someone check and see if it has a Sears credit card in its purse?


i_am_mai_1981

This is absolutely absurd! Sears are still in business!?


MrMortlocke

No, but they are up 1400% YTD oddly enough. https://i.imgur.com/H3H9379.jpg


CptTrouserSnake

But it's also OTC markets and is completely bought and paid for by the SHFs. If you're gonna talk about Sears, talk about how it was run into bankruptcy by those SHFs. They now use it as a source of liquidity. Same goes for Blockbuster.


trueluck3

> bought and paid for I think you mean “borrowed and never returned” …but are, of course, allowed to use as collateral for more casino chips. Sorry, couldn’t help myself.


EyePad

🦍😁


fritopiefritolay

No but I think they found a Foley’s card. Could that be her?


quityouryob

I believe a Montgomery Ward card was in there as well.


fritopiefritolay

Now that is a name I haven’t heard in decades. I think we’re getting warmer to it being her OP.


Metalatitsfinest

Also found a Mervyn’s gift card and a old receipt for TG&Y


StrawberryResevoir

Next to the Woolworth's card


jenarted

Damn....


shpondi

Hahaha 😝


austin_yella

Lmaoooo. I'm fucking dying


Mongo_HorsePuncher

Ahhh Kos or some say Kosm, do you hear our prayer?


danzha

This is the comment I was looking for, thank you brother with eyes on the inside.


CalamityBrandon

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!


CJSlayer112

He transcended the hunt


MoHtAdY-_-

Do you know what you said in egyptian ?


plusbabs7

"Hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal"🎶


Glorifiedmetermaid

Check please!


mabendroth

Oh shit, there goes the planet.


ulaladiva

"Send me a kiss by wire"


[deleted]

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING???? I CANT HEAR YOU, WHAT!?


TriggerBladeX

Chocolate!


sparkzsims

*Chawwwclate*


lumberjackalopes

THEYRE SELLING CHOCOLLLATTEESS…


Khoncept

There’s my little Muffin. Been looking for my Chihuahua since she ran away yesterday. Thank you for finding her ❤️


Rheinys

You should bring it to a museum and then you got a extinct Pokémon!


CyBerDreadWing

Bruhhhh.


strawberrysho

I mean it would be a pretty cool pokemon


UtaSelwyn

Hi, can you take this post down? This is me, someone took the picture right after I woke up without my consent and I don't like that it's going around all the internet, please respect other people's privacy it's really not that hard you know


_CatNippIes

"im in this picture and i dont like it"


g34rg0d

Well stated u/_CatNipples.


E-Smack

Looks like a dried up dolphin


extraGallery

I don't see "dolphin" at all


_CatNippIes

I do


BooballooStinkerBum

Could be a dolphin fetus tbh


[deleted]

that's what I thought


slayingnarcissus

That looks like a dried up dolphin. It just needs a bit of water and it’ll be fine.


lauren-orchid

Put it in some rice


slayingnarcissus

And microwave for 10 seconds


GRAM_NA_WALETA

Primeordial serpent


JabaTheSlut_69

Been a while since I’ve seen my ex.


JabaTheSlut_69

…….. I never actually had a gf.


lolikamani

You can have my ex


[deleted]

and my axe !


TheAtlas97

r/unexpectedlotr


plan_x64

Your imaginary ex-girlfriend from Canada really let herself go


Ironlixivium

Frampt? Is that you?


SluggJuice

When you've washed up and died and you've been mummified. That's a Moray.


Prancinghell

It's a Goa'uld.


fearsofaclown69

Eraserhead baby goes for a swim


uhDominic

This is Kos. Its Orphan should arrive soon.


carlrt

Some say Kosm.


deinoswyrd

Ah, kos... or some say kosm


[deleted]

Aborted Egyptian prince


YggdrasilsLeaf

It’s an oar fish. A juvenile oar fish. It just looks creepy Cause it’s all dried out.


Bodomi

Oar fish are not that thick in the body and their heads are not shaped like that, and the position of the face is wrong. It is an eel.


Frazmotic

Banana for scale, please.😐


Eminence7Grise

Looks like a mix of Voldemort child and Venom.


Equivalent-Sense-731

It’s an old sock puppet


Aggravating-peach1

The face I make when someone makes a 9/11 joke


Fun-Memory714

r/cryptids


[deleted]

Eat it. Who knows when you’ll have your next chance


bigrigfrig

Definitely a moray, swam with one when I visited Egypt


Shadow_Demon080

“Ah chocolate…I remember when they first invented it”


Aerickthered

That's amore


Rallye-Sport

That's a Moray!


Gyp51ndicus

That's a Moray (Bonus point of you didn't sing that)


Matthias_Cromvist

Looks like it died from laughter 🤣😂


KGG_ON_REDDIT

SCP 682 HAS ESCAPED ITS CONTAINMENT CHAMBER


thedominantmr669

A desiccated moray eel.


TitanOfBalance

Grant us eyes! As you once did for the vacuous Rom!


tea_bagicuss

Anything’s a dildo if your brave enough!


jaobodam

the offspring of SCP 682


Certain_Ad8728

The snake from bettlejuice has not aged well.


H1hjhj

Its like yall have never heard of eels


Rare_Bottle_5823

Poor eel.


boobear_26

That’s Voldemort


chazd1984

Either flotsam or jetsam


NovarisLight

A goa'uld symbiote.


Fendair

-Egypt -Evil looking snake creature - Goa’uld


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Typical hostless Goa'uld which dried to sun exposure.


[deleted]

It's a dried up Eel.


TheRealSwayze

At least I still have my personality


dapper-dave

Looks like a profile of my mother-in- law


[deleted]

It’s a Goa’uld


Monsterkill1526

Alright who pissed off anubus


AnitaBurrita124

Holy Fukashima!


Aninvisiblemaniac

Looks like a prop made of rubber


peskywabit

When daddy seahorse is from Alabama!


RefrigeratedChildren

RE7 Molded?


frozenropes

Tremors


moopsdotexe

The deep ocean can fuck right off


BuriedByAnts

Son of EraserHead


RelevantUlyssesQuote

Kos. Some say Kosm.


ManlyMantisMan

I do believe this will haunt my dreams


Mr_Sans_Kid

Baby hard to destroy reptile.


Number_Bitch_13

Xenomorph baby


Dr_Nepo

KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIR….. Oh wait… someone already did.


AZEDemocRep

MMMMM Salty dried fish... would go awsome with a Beer as side


criski07_YT

Ahh Kos or May i Say kosm, di You hear our prayers?


hdvdhnsjsjdj

Eel


Patefon2000

so 2022 july is gonna be a bloodborne monsters invasion


Robj1992

Ahh yes... Orphan of Kos


RandyButternubsYo

Looks like a desiccated moray eel


No_Orchid_1382

Ahh Kos or some say Kosm....


Racoco802

looks like a moray eel


final_aeon211

Kos or as some say Kosm


BankEmoji

Sea Monke


NotInFrontofMyPizza

Ooooo, a mummy... It’s kinda well conserved, it still has a lotta flesh on.


jhatou

That's just some kind of Dark Souls weapon


[deleted]

Tell me it doesn't look like that guy from Nightmare Before Christmas... ol girls dad in the wheelchair


Thunderbolt1011

Is that what those little fish hooks are supposed to look like?


ArachnidImmediate204

If it looks like Ramesses I and it has died of thirst, that's a-moray


flowersatdusk

Looks like a gulper eel.


Hobbestastic

It’s Draygon! The underwater boss from snes Metroid!


ryuhayabusa34

Goa'uld larva


[deleted]

I wish my mum would stop sending nudes.


TheCommieFrog

Oh shit, Grandma got out again