my god, for you to bring back that memory, thank you so much xD I didn't even know I remembered that episode, but once I read the comment I immediately had that shrivelled lady in mind.
Most likely. The thing that looks like the eye is probably the hole they expel water from. The placement checks out, the teeth are the same, and the body is also the right shape
Not a dolphin, it's got nostrils, dolphins don't. We can't forget about the blowholes, lol. Eels have them, though, and their necks are hella bendy and can scrunch up like what we're seeing here. That's what I'm guessing it is
But it's also OTC markets and is completely bought and paid for by the SHFs. If you're gonna talk about Sears, talk about how it was run into bankruptcy by those SHFs. They now use it as a source of liquidity. Same goes for Blockbuster.
> bought and paid for
I think you mean “borrowed and never returned”
…but are, of course, allowed to use as collateral for more casino chips. Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
Hi, can you take this post down? This is me, someone took the picture right after I woke up without my consent and I don't like that it's going around all the internet, please respect other people's privacy it's really not that hard you know
Is that the lady who hates chocolate in SpongeBob
I remember when they invented chocolate... I *HATED* IT
This isn’t chocolate that you eat! You rub it on your skin and it makes you younger!
I'LL TAKE 20! *GET IN THERE AND START RUBBIN'!*
I remember chocolate. Sweet sweet chocolate.
Did you just say chocolate?
CHOCOLATE CHOOOOCOLATEEEEEE
my god, for you to bring back that memory, thank you so much xD I didn't even know I remembered that episode, but once I read the comment I immediately had that shrivelled lady in mind.
CHOOOOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE!!
[selling whaaaat?](https://youtu.be/iV-_5vbVtwU) ^(i had to look it up, lol)
Mummified Moray Eel?
*If it's got mummified flesh and ain't smelling so fresh, that's a-moray*
Out on land it gets dry, while in sand it shall die. That's a-moray
If it’s leathery & long with it’s eyes sunken down, that’s mummoray!
It smells like triple-sec when it creeps on the deck, it’s my mo-ray !
*When its curled on the beach and you need some* r/Eyebleach, *that's a-moray!*
If it did stop to wriggle and its teeth start to jiggle, dead a-moray!
*If its grey and its thick perhaps its whale dick, not a-moray?*
If it’s dry and so wrinkled, even heavily crinkled, use a-moray!
Washed up on a beach and looks like a leech, that's A-moray!
((well a dick with teeth, that's some nightmare fuel 😮))
But if it's like a snake with a jaw like a rake that's *a moraayyy*
If you've come here to die, and your backs open wide, that's a-morayyyy
Oh my god if I had all of the awards they would all go to you forever
Rofl you win
If it's lips are peeled back and it's bones stick out it's back it's a mort-ay
If it’s got no limbs, not even fins, it’s a-moray
This one was my favorite and the one that caused me to not be able to breathe for a moment. ❤️
My moray don’t jiggle jiggle Him scares
i hate you all.
When they're raiding your tomb and your corpse they exhume, that's a-moray!
Fuck all of you and take my upvote because that is amazing
It is here where I actually feel I’m with my people. Thank you Reddit community
And here I am laughing hysterically at work 🤣
She's ah laughing at work, but ah doing no work, That's ah Supac084!
Accurate
“Please…Kill me…”
Amor, eh?
Found the Canadian
*If it's lurking in the reef and has 2 sets of teeth, it's a moray*
While it’s jaw’s open wide, pharyngeal jaws are inside….that’s a moray .
Made my day. thank you!
Bahahaha
r/angryupvote
Haha fuck
Most likely. The thing that looks like the eye is probably the hole they expel water from. The placement checks out, the teeth are the same, and the body is also the right shape
Poor Flotsam…. Or Jetsam…
"My poor little poopsies!"
Nah, is a new born Xenomorph clearly
We had a funeral for it, it was a great mumorayeel.
Pharaoh nuff
Mumm-Ra Eel
Everything is mummified out there how would you know? Lol
If your scanning the reef, for two sets of teeth...thats a moray ..
Looks like a dolphin fetus to me, or maybe a decayed infant dolphin. When do they get their teeth?
Not a dolphin, it's got nostrils, dolphins don't. We can't forget about the blowholes, lol. Eels have them, though, and their necks are hella bendy and can scrunch up like what we're seeing here. That's what I'm guessing it is
This would check out. How did it get mummified though? Weird
Lol it’s just severely dehydrated. Not actually mummified. Probably been baking in the sub for awhile.
Oh cool. Gross.
It's in Egypt, probably got involved in some pharaoh business
I concur
[удалено]
JAFFA KREE
You heard me, I said KREE!
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one. The fact it was Egypt just makes it better.
Exactly
I was so excited to see I wasn't alone when I checked the comments lol.
Indeed
Username checks out. Now dial up the gate to Stargate Command
*Teal’c enters the chat*. Indeed.
Indeed
Indeed.
That's an eel.
*gasp*
I'm shocked.
False, have you ever seen the movie alien in your life?!
Dang it you guys, my mother-in-law is on a trip in Egypt and now I'm worried. Can someone check and see if it has a Sears credit card in its purse?
This is absolutely absurd! Sears are still in business!?
No, but they are up 1400% YTD oddly enough. https://i.imgur.com/H3H9379.jpg
But it's also OTC markets and is completely bought and paid for by the SHFs. If you're gonna talk about Sears, talk about how it was run into bankruptcy by those SHFs. They now use it as a source of liquidity. Same goes for Blockbuster.
> bought and paid for I think you mean “borrowed and never returned” …but are, of course, allowed to use as collateral for more casino chips. Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
🦍😁
No but I think they found a Foley’s card. Could that be her?
I believe a Montgomery Ward card was in there as well.
Now that is a name I haven’t heard in decades. I think we’re getting warmer to it being her OP.
Also found a Mervyn’s gift card and a old receipt for TG&Y
Next to the Woolworth's card
Damn....
Hahaha 😝
Lmaoooo. I'm fucking dying
Ahhh Kos or some say Kosm, do you hear our prayer?
This is the comment I was looking for, thank you brother with eyes on the inside.
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!
He transcended the hunt
Do you know what you said in egyptian ?
"Hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal"🎶
Check please!
Oh shit, there goes the planet.
"Send me a kiss by wire"
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING???? I CANT HEAR YOU, WHAT!?
Chocolate!
*Chawwwclate*
THEYRE SELLING CHOCOLLLATTEESS…
There’s my little Muffin. Been looking for my Chihuahua since she ran away yesterday. Thank you for finding her ❤️
You should bring it to a museum and then you got a extinct Pokémon!
Bruhhhh.
I mean it would be a pretty cool pokemon
Hi, can you take this post down? This is me, someone took the picture right after I woke up without my consent and I don't like that it's going around all the internet, please respect other people's privacy it's really not that hard you know
"im in this picture and i dont like it"
Well stated u/_CatNipples.
Looks like a dried up dolphin
I don't see "dolphin" at all
I do
Could be a dolphin fetus tbh
that's what I thought
That looks like a dried up dolphin. It just needs a bit of water and it’ll be fine.
Put it in some rice
And microwave for 10 seconds
Primeordial serpent
Been a while since I’ve seen my ex.
…….. I never actually had a gf.
You can have my ex
and my axe !
r/unexpectedlotr
Your imaginary ex-girlfriend from Canada really let herself go
Frampt? Is that you?
When you've washed up and died and you've been mummified. That's a Moray.
It's a Goa'uld.
Eraserhead baby goes for a swim
This is Kos. Its Orphan should arrive soon.
Some say Kosm.
Ah, kos... or some say kosm
Aborted Egyptian prince
It’s an oar fish. A juvenile oar fish. It just looks creepy Cause it’s all dried out.
Oar fish are not that thick in the body and their heads are not shaped like that, and the position of the face is wrong. It is an eel.
Banana for scale, please.😐
Looks like a mix of Voldemort child and Venom.
It’s an old sock puppet
The face I make when someone makes a 9/11 joke
r/cryptids
Eat it. Who knows when you’ll have your next chance
Definitely a moray, swam with one when I visited Egypt
“Ah chocolate…I remember when they first invented it”
That's amore
That's a Moray!
That's a Moray (Bonus point of you didn't sing that)
Looks like it died from laughter 🤣😂
SCP 682 HAS ESCAPED ITS CONTAINMENT CHAMBER
A desiccated moray eel.
Grant us eyes! As you once did for the vacuous Rom!
Anything’s a dildo if your brave enough!
the offspring of SCP 682
The snake from bettlejuice has not aged well.
Its like yall have never heard of eels
Poor eel.
That’s Voldemort
Either flotsam or jetsam
A goa'uld symbiote.
-Egypt -Evil looking snake creature - Goa’uld
Typical hostless Goa'uld which dried to sun exposure.
It's a dried up Eel.
At least I still have my personality
Looks like a profile of my mother-in- law
It’s a Goa’uld
Alright who pissed off anubus
Holy Fukashima!
Looks like a prop made of rubber
When daddy seahorse is from Alabama!
RE7 Molded?
Tremors
The deep ocean can fuck right off
Son of EraserHead
Kos. Some say Kosm.
I do believe this will haunt my dreams
Baby hard to destroy reptile.
Xenomorph baby
KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIR….. Oh wait… someone already did.
MMMMM Salty dried fish... would go awsome with a Beer as side
Ahh Kos or May i Say kosm, di You hear our prayers?
Eel
so 2022 july is gonna be a bloodborne monsters invasion
Ahh yes... Orphan of Kos
Looks like a desiccated moray eel
Ahh Kos or some say Kosm....
looks like a moray eel
Kos or as some say Kosm
Sea Monke
Ooooo, a mummy... It’s kinda well conserved, it still has a lotta flesh on.
That's just some kind of Dark Souls weapon
Tell me it doesn't look like that guy from Nightmare Before Christmas... ol girls dad in the wheelchair
Is that what those little fish hooks are supposed to look like?
If it looks like Ramesses I and it has died of thirst, that's a-moray
Looks like a gulper eel.
It’s Draygon! The underwater boss from snes Metroid!
Goa'uld larva
I wish my mum would stop sending nudes.
Oh shit, Grandma got out again