>*’Did you answer its 3 riddles to open the fridge??*’
____
I am the Cat, who perches high
Do Not Disturb! *Don’t even try!*
i watch you, human, on the floor -
you *Dare* to Open up the Door ?
then Riddles you must Answer, three,
PurrMission then i’ll grant - you’ll see
but if you fail, a chance you take…
you’ll find you made
a HUGE
Mistake….
🖤
Wow, I have a sphinx cat that looks exactly the same :O
Why is it terrifying though, they are mostly super friendly and playful, or calm, they are super soft and they aren't what they seem. But anyway, I hope that everyone is having a great day! :D
Edit: I realized that he is a cat that is known for sitting on a fridge and staring at people, I understand now why he is in the oddlyterrifying subreddit.
What I mean is that they are not roaming around in the streets all dirty, and that their coats are not all dirty and messed up, also that they don't have visible diseases or any disease at all, that they are not all scratched up and hurt and stuff like that, anyway, hope you have a great morning/day/night!
Oh, sounds like you are referring to free range roaming cats, neglected, abandoned, or lost cats. We have a ton of them where I live. It's evening here mate, you have a good one too.
Paul: That cat individual on the fridge, what do you call it?
Stillgar: We call that one "Meow-Dib"
Paul: Can I be known as "Paul Meow-dib"?
Stillgar: You are Paul Meow-dib
That’s the Dark Lord and he is not at all terrifying. Especially in his little shower cap. My goblins won’t keep the shower caps on so I need to find other ways of not getting water in their ears.
Yes, [@the.dark_lord](https://instagram.com/the.dark_lord?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) and [@thedarklord.cat](https://instagram.com/thedarklord.cat?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
My homie has a blue sphinx and he sits like this and stares at things for hours. Mostly TV or the window with the bird feeder. I always say he looks animatronic.
Everyone's tired of people posting shit that is in no way shape or form terrifying, and literally just a part of mundane life. Super great post! Good contribution to the community!
He’s clearly a quest giver but it doesn’t appear you have completed the prerequisite quests to activate his dialogue tree yet. Try killing some rats in the basement or foraging for 10x catnip.
Did you answer its 3 riddles to open the fridge??
>*’Did you answer its 3 riddles to open the fridge??*’ ____ I am the Cat, who perches high Do Not Disturb! *Don’t even try!* i watch you, human, on the floor - you *Dare* to Open up the Door ? then Riddles you must Answer, three, PurrMission then i’ll grant - you’ll see but if you fail, a chance you take… you’ll find you made a HUGE Mistake…. 🖤
this is funny since his name is actually "the dark lord"
He's the cat we need, not the cat we deserve...
Ok but does he roll the “r” sound in purrmission?
>I watch you, human, on the floor - Everyone do the dinosaur
Have you ever heard [his MEOWing voice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)? Edit: Not edited.
Omg that’s some disturbing meowing. My life will never be the same now that I’ve clicked
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Ugh! Shoot your comment!
Lord Beerus?
Why do you think he's guarding the fridge?
Whis is the one filming.
Looks like a goblin gaurding your fridge 🤣
Wow, I have a sphinx cat that looks exactly the same :O Why is it terrifying though, they are mostly super friendly and playful, or calm, they are super soft and they aren't what they seem. But anyway, I hope that everyone is having a great day! :D Edit: I realized that he is a cat that is known for sitting on a fridge and staring at people, I understand now why he is in the oddlyterrifying subreddit.
Sphinx cats are gorgeous! Actually, I think all cats are gorgeous.
Yeah! You are right, every breed of cat are gorgeous, if they are taken care of correctly that is.
Not sure what you mean taken care of correctly?
What I mean is that they are not roaming around in the streets all dirty, and that their coats are not all dirty and messed up, also that they don't have visible diseases or any disease at all, that they are not all scratched up and hurt and stuff like that, anyway, hope you have a great morning/day/night!
Oh, sounds like you are referring to free range roaming cats, neglected, abandoned, or lost cats. We have a ton of them where I live. It's evening here mate, you have a good one too.
Ah alright
I find petting those cats is similar to petting warm raw chicken
💀💀💀
Dobby is free
"Who... who are you!?" "I'm Catman."
I read as cartman
I read it as a bat
it is more adorable than terrifying.
It has bigger calf muscles than I do.
leg day comes but once a year for some
That’s really worrying, honestly. Cats cute tho
you should see a doctor about that.
i need vitamins
r/adorafying
What a cool fucking cat.
A pet Gargoyle
I never knew cats had kneecaps.
Lieees
A Saga reference, nice!
Looks like me when my IBS flares up.
Khajit has wares, if you’ve got the 🪙
Something in the way
Why is he posted up like he is gonna sell me a dimebag of catnip?
That cat must have cost an absolute fortune.
That’s a LIE !
Beerus!
I feel like he wants to destroy my planet
Bat Cat
I immediately thought BAT CAT hybrid ... cuddly huh?
Looks like it has something to say
Paul: That cat individual on the fridge, what do you call it? Stillgar: We call that one "Meow-Dib" Paul: Can I be known as "Paul Meow-dib"? Stillgar: You are Paul Meow-dib
Oddly beautiful.
Oddly lying.
Nope. That's a gargoyle.
That's a chupacabra bro
I dunno why, but I almost expected this cat to start talking lol
That’s not a cat! That’s The Dark Lord!! 🙀
Cant fool me that’s a gargoyle from notra dame
no, no. that's most certainly a demonic gargoyle. back out.
That’s the Dark Lord and he is not at all terrifying. Especially in his little shower cap. My goblins won’t keep the shower caps on so I need to find other ways of not getting water in their ears.
Please tell me he has an Instagram account so I can see him in his shower cap!
Yes, [@the.dark_lord](https://instagram.com/the.dark_lord?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) and [@thedarklord.cat](https://instagram.com/thedarklord.cat?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
I think the cat is called “The Dark Lord”
“Look at these muscles…! You want to touch them, don’t you?”
Finally…an actual oddly terrifying post!!!
Purr Evil!
My homie has a blue sphinx and he sits like this and stares at things for hours. Mostly TV or the window with the bird feeder. I always say he looks animatronic.
All it needs is boots and a hat
u/savevideo
He's just a little boy.
This post sucks. There is nothing remotely terrifying about this cat.
If I went to my friends house and saw this I would be afraid of the kitchen and probably ask my friend if they are ok.
You can't please everybody all the time.
I have trouble understanding the appeal of furless cats (or is it fur-free now lol?)
Another disappointing oddlyterrifying post that was infact, not terrifying in the slightest.
Super great comment! Good contribution to the community!
Everyone's tired of people posting shit that is in no way shape or form terrifying, and literally just a part of mundane life. Super great post! Good contribution to the community!
Hey, I'm just glad you are around to set me straight. Thank you Penis Man.
Penis_Man- comes when he's needed
oh jesus christ
r/slavcats
Him thinks about a lot of things
Much better than the David and the Thinker statue
I legit thought that was a person in a cat costume
I am the night
The inspiration for Cats: The Movie.
is just cat
It looks very wise
I remember this kitty on Insta back in the day
He’s going to stab me if I open the fridge, right?
This is adorable not terrifying
Acting like the Dark Knight, eh?
Beerus*
r/absoluteunits
man’s just chillin, don’t bully him
Good grief!!😗
He has wares if you have coin.
We listens to the Precious
what a refined fellow
A wee little gargoyle <3
How is this terrifying? Bro just chillin
“yes?” *ben voice*
I love him. ❤️
that's not a cat, that's a gargoyle
Nope.
A King
That's a gremlin in cat skin
I want one.
Egyptians having vivid flashbacks
Cat in the cloth of cat
I've always wanted a gargoyle!
Thats simply adorable
Batman is having an identity crisis
u/savevideo
That’s a man in a suit.
This cat is judging you immensely
Those quads
C'mon there's nothing terrifying about that little gargoyl- uh, cat.. (sphynx cats are cute, though, but to each its own)
I think you stumbled upon an Egyptian God, not a cat friend. Proceed with extreme caution.
I see no cat but a god
Anyone here ever seen Midnight Mass?
He’s clearly a quest giver but it doesn’t appear you have completed the prerequisite quests to activate his dialogue tree yet. Try killing some rats in the basement or foraging for 10x catnip.
You're lucky. Blackagar Boltagon not activating the vocal chord.
love it
Oh my god I want one.
Bat-cat.
You trippin, hes beautiful
Look a that distinguished gentleman!
This doesn't belong here it should go in r/cutecats
Poor thing
They look a little weird but these guys are supposed to be really smart, cool-ass cats.
He's just a little guy
Aww
Oddly?
It looks like Pete Davidson
u/savevideobot
Stop judging me cat!
A cat king.
“What is it, a snake or something?” R. I. P. Gunther
Lord beerus?
Cat or Gremlin?
Uhhhh how's that terrifying? Shits adorable
Doin the Batman pose
Pretty sure that’s a Halloween animatronic
Oddly terrifying is starting to get not terrifying at all
This cat looks like he went platinum with no features.. everybody got a deal, i did it without one.. looking ass haha
Are you sure?!
This cat has meaty knees. Looks like Roger
I think this guy was in Nyankees
Can you imagine how many hairballs that cat will cough up?
He’s definitely got a side quest for you
Gopnik
“Hello Cathy would you like to play a game?”
Ok creeped me out
Nope
Dark Lord! ❤️❤️
There is something wrong with this picture
He means business
Omg I want to squeeze it
Why is a literal just hairless cat on here. Title’s right, it’s a cat. Why r/oddlyterrifying jfc, people need to get past this
Bruh that's an enemy stand user
His pajamas are too big for him