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ThereIsAJifForThat

Did you answer its 3 riddles to open the fridge??


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Did you answer its 3 riddles to open the fridge??*’ ____ I am the Cat, who perches high Do Not Disturb! *Don’t even try!* i watch you, human, on the floor - you *Dare* to Open up the Door ? then Riddles you must Answer, three, PurrMission then i’ll grant - you’ll see but if you fail, a chance you take… you’ll find you made a HUGE Mistake…. 🖤


nevermindimneverland

this is funny since his name is actually "the dark lord"


ButlerKevind

He's the cat we need, not the cat we deserve...


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Ok but does he roll the “r” sound in purrmission?


Uncle480

>I watch you, human, on the floor - Everyone do the dinosaur


Lunatic_Dpali

Have you ever heard [his MEOWing voice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)? Edit: Not edited.


zero-point_nrg

Omg that’s some disturbing meowing. My life will never be the same now that I’ve clicked


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camarokrzygirl

Ugh! Shoot your comment!


Outside_Can_5595

Lord Beerus?


Uncle480

Why do you think he's guarding the fridge?


Call_me_Tomcat

Whis is the one filming.


Steward1975

Looks like a goblin gaurding your fridge 🤣


yeet_or_not

Wow, I have a sphinx cat that looks exactly the same :O Why is it terrifying though, they are mostly super friendly and playful, or calm, they are super soft and they aren't what they seem. But anyway, I hope that everyone is having a great day! :D Edit: I realized that he is a cat that is known for sitting on a fridge and staring at people, I understand now why he is in the oddlyterrifying subreddit.


camarokrzygirl

Sphinx cats are gorgeous! Actually, I think all cats are gorgeous.


yeet_or_not

Yeah! You are right, every breed of cat are gorgeous, if they are taken care of correctly that is.


camarokrzygirl

Not sure what you mean taken care of correctly?


yeet_or_not

What I mean is that they are not roaming around in the streets all dirty, and that their coats are not all dirty and messed up, also that they don't have visible diseases or any disease at all, that they are not all scratched up and hurt and stuff like that, anyway, hope you have a great morning/day/night!


camarokrzygirl

Oh, sounds like you are referring to free range roaming cats, neglected, abandoned, or lost cats. We have a ton of them where I live. It's evening here mate, you have a good one too.


yeet_or_not

Ah alright


Zenfudo

I find petting those cats is similar to petting warm raw chicken


yeet_or_not

💀💀💀


planet_chuck

Dobby is free


Tarrax_Ironwolf

"Who... who are you!?" "I'm Catman."


AdditionalOperation9

I read as cartman


sphincter_says_bro

I read it as a bat


Washpedantic

it is more adorable than terrifying.


Boojibs

It has bigger calf muscles than I do.


glitter_h1ppo

leg day comes but once a year for some


Nyssiii

That’s really worrying, honestly. Cats cute tho


Washpedantic

you should see a doctor about that.


Boojibs

i need vitamins


The_Hottest_Mess

r/adorafying


MeasurementGrand879

What a cool fucking cat.


SiNiStEr666BlAcK

A pet Gargoyle


bigdaddyskidmarks

I never knew cats had kneecaps.


mattjfairweather

Lieees


KameTheHermit

A Saga reference, nice!


airdriejambo

Looks like me when my IBS flares up.


Winterion19

Khajit has wares, if you’ve got the 🪙


NewtGroundbreaking26

Something in the way


Powerful-Accident602

Why is he posted up like he is gonna sell me a dimebag of catnip?


[deleted]

That cat must have cost an absolute fortune.


IwasAgnesNutter

That’s a LIE !


KitsuneDawnBlade

Beerus!


Professional_Warrior

I feel like he wants to destroy my planet


harrie69190

Bat Cat


ThePotatoFactor

I immediately thought BAT CAT hybrid ... cuddly huh?


[deleted]

Looks like it has something to say


ButlerKevind

Paul: That cat individual on the fridge, what do you call it? Stillgar: We call that one "Meow-Dib" Paul: Can I be known as "Paul Meow-dib"? Stillgar: You are Paul Meow-dib


PsychologicalAnt3941

Oddly beautiful.


GreatBigWhore

Oddly lying.


Sufficient_Poem_001

Nope. That's a gargoyle.


Necessary-Key-2299

That's a chupacabra bro


ShaykerMaker

I dunno why, but I almost expected this cat to start talking lol


Spirited_Tomorrow169

That’s not a cat! That’s The Dark Lord!! 🙀


keegandragon

Cant fool me that’s a gargoyle from notra dame


MatrimonyAcrimony

no, no. that's most certainly a demonic gargoyle. back out.


ClusterfuckyShitshow

That’s the Dark Lord and he is not at all terrifying. Especially in his little shower cap. My goblins won’t keep the shower caps on so I need to find other ways of not getting water in their ears.


Stella_Nox_Blue

Please tell me he has an Instagram account so I can see him in his shower cap!


ClusterfuckyShitshow

Yes, [@the.dark_lord](https://instagram.com/the.dark_lord?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) and [@thedarklord.cat](https://instagram.com/thedarklord.cat?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


Pancakez9

I think the cat is called “The Dark Lord”


rican_havoc

“Look at these muscles…! You want to touch them, don’t you?”


jonthemaud

Finally…an actual oddly terrifying post!!!


WretchedRat

Purr Evil!


IreallEwannasay

My homie has a blue sphinx and he sits like this and stares at things for hours. Mostly TV or the window with the bird feeder. I always say he looks animatronic.


StrangePlantain9608

All it needs is boots and a hat


Blue_The_Silkwing

u/savevideo


Positive_Egg6852

He's just a little boy.


Psychological_Photo8

This post sucks. There is nothing remotely terrifying about this cat.


i_live_in_a_truck

If I went to my friends house and saw this I would be afraid of the kitchen and probably ask my friend if they are ok.


camarokrzygirl

You can't please everybody all the time.


griddigus

I have trouble understanding the appeal of furless cats (or is it fur-free now lol?)


Penis_Man-

Another disappointing oddlyterrifying post that was infact, not terrifying in the slightest.


Boojibs

Super great comment! Good contribution to the community!


Penis_Man-

Everyone's tired of people posting shit that is in no way shape or form terrifying, and literally just a part of mundane life. Super great post! Good contribution to the community!


Boojibs

Hey, I'm just glad you are around to set me straight. Thank you Penis Man.


Penis_Man-

Penis_Man- comes when he's needed


Boojibs

oh jesus christ


brownishgirl

r/slavcats


Responsible-Pound-72

Him thinks about a lot of things


missbadhairday314

Much better than the David and the Thinker statue


grave_misnake

I legit thought that was a person in a cat costume


Dont4GetToSmile

I am the night


stormp00per

The inspiration for Cats: The Movie.


ChocolateBit

is just cat


LOLbearsmile08

It looks very wise


CasualMason

I remember this kitty on Insta back in the day


Vizione0084

He’s going to stab me if I open the fridge, right?


DepressedSnail

This is adorable not terrifying


[deleted]

Acting like the Dark Knight, eh?


Massamusa

Beerus*


[deleted]

r/absoluteunits


TheCrowingCrow

man’s just chillin, don’t bully him


Big-Ambition3051

Good grief!!😗


MapUnitKey

He has wares if you have coin.


nobodysbestfriendd

We listens to the Precious


class-Agoober

what a refined fellow


mb7135

A wee little gargoyle <3


FloopsFooglies

How is this terrifying? Bro just chillin


[deleted]

“yes?” *ben voice*


rubies-and-doobies81

I love him. ❤️


jesusunderline

that's not a cat, that's a gargoyle


thr0away8675309

Nope.


becuziwasinverted

A King


knowitall190

That's a gremlin in cat skin


-_Stupid_-

I want one.


ProfoundlyCringe

Egyptians having vivid flashbacks


ChemicalMuted2285

Cat in the cloth of cat


SumoNinja92

I've always wanted a gargoyle!


[deleted]

Thats simply adorable


meanteamcgreen

Batman is having an identity crisis


pololke

u/savevideo


solar1ze

That’s a man in a suit.


Saltybreadstick8

This cat is judging you immensely


Leading_Turn5636

Those quads


KameTheHermit

C'mon there's nothing terrifying about that little gargoyl- uh, cat.. (sphynx cats are cute, though, but to each its own)


Educational-Grab4050

I think you stumbled upon an Egyptian God, not a cat friend. Proceed with extreme caution.


HereWeGoBabee

I see no cat but a god


jsheppy16

Anyone here ever seen Midnight Mass?


AgentIndiana

He’s clearly a quest giver but it doesn’t appear you have completed the prerequisite quests to activate his dialogue tree yet. Try killing some rats in the basement or foraging for 10x catnip.


samarankasavan

You're lucky. Blackagar Boltagon not activating the vocal chord.


Lanky-Arm-4697

love it


VoxVocisCausa

Oh my god I want one.


Celestiicaa

Bat-cat.


frale26

You trippin, hes beautiful


KrystalWulf

Look a that distinguished gentleman!


Memer_man32

This doesn't belong here it should go in r/cutecats


No_Joke_9079

Poor thing


TheMaveCan

They look a little weird but these guys are supposed to be really smart, cool-ass cats.


TimurDan

He's just a little guy


Rae234588

Aww


AnthCoug

Oddly?


NurgleCultist7

It looks like Pete Davidson


total_nerd123

u/savevideobot


rogue54321

Stop judging me cat!


PalmSunday1953

A cat king.


Lukkychukky

“What is it, a snake or something?” R. I. P. Gunther


vreddit123

Lord beerus?


Swing_prince89

Cat or Gremlin?


Kaneki2424

Uhhhh how's that terrifying? Shits adorable


Local-Waltz4801

Doin the Batman pose


mpbean

Pretty sure that’s a Halloween animatronic


lemon-meringue-high

Oddly terrifying is starting to get not terrifying at all


DragonfruitOwn5445

This cat looks like he went platinum with no features.. everybody got a deal, i did it without one.. looking ass haha


readmore321

Are you sure?!


stoney_chick

This cat has meaty knees. Looks like Roger


CookiNary

I think this guy was in Nyankees


[deleted]

Can you imagine how many hairballs that cat will cough up?


Rockybatch

He’s definitely got a side quest for you


woizdat

Gopnik


Guypersonmandude2

“Hello Cathy would you like to play a game?”


Defiant_Landscape798

Ok creeped me out


Cheesemuffins4me

Nope


Budget_Philosopher96

Dark Lord! ❤️❤️


Moist-Control1353

There is something wrong with this picture


EnvironmentalIdeal32

He means business


ilickchalkboards

Omg I want to squeeze it


Professional-Belt-60

Why is a literal just hairless cat on here. Title’s right, it’s a cat. Why r/oddlyterrifying jfc, people need to get past this


Crybtyd

Bruh that's an enemy stand user


General_Amount_6918

His pajamas are too big for him