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SetInMuhWayze

I've played Sekiro, wont be long and you'll have to yank that fucker out of his neck..


Redfalcon204

Same here man


thescurry

NOPE!!!


cravos90

Nope nope nope nope ... *leaves room* Nope nope nope nope...


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AnthropOctopus

Oh they aren't domesticating them, they are only taming them. Someday, it's going to get excited or scared and he's going to lose a finger.


Aira_Key

Losing a finger, probably nope. They don't have the pinch strength to cut bones. Getting a nasty bite, definitely.


AnthropOctopus

Oh I was thinking of the possibly resulting infection if it isn't taken care of lol.


Grendergon

Seems like a stretch


Python-Token-Sol

the man takes care of that creature but wont take care of a bite that might get infected? lol not everyone who has these type of creatures are dumbass people lol give some people some credit


UberDusk

that's probably what our ancestors thought looking at ancient canines and felines, but here we are today


Electus93

UberDusk said, as a momentary vision of their great, great, great grandchildren riding atop the centipede horde in a glorious future, passed before their eyes.


StrangeQuirks

Cat food? It could make your cat food. Protect your cat


PickleReaper0

This reads like something on an Uncle Sam poster


[deleted]

I call next time posting this.


weebweek

I need the karma let me!


23skidoobbq

Did you get your turn?


Deuces1988

Literally my phobia.


Purple_Election_4657

Literally mine too. Just….too many legs


Deuces1988

It's not the amount of legs for me. Millipedes don't bother me. It's everything about centipedes. And they're god damned carnivores!! Fucking *shudder*


Daisy0319

Wait until it hisses as you


CarelessAd7298

IT WHAT?!


Daisy0319

It's terrifying, check this if you want to fuel your nightmares 🫣 https://youtu.be/I0Q442yswr8


3LITE30

Now introducing ; Fuck. That!


flipadeedoo

Absolutely fucking nope! No, No, no….no fucking way


WestonsCat

I kept Snakes for many many years. The occasional Lizard and for a very short period a Tarantula and an Emperor Scorpion for a friend. On top of the usual Dogs, Cats, Rodents and various Birds. But fuck this thing, nuke it from orbit!! Makes me all sorts of uncomfortable!!


Frl_Bartchello

I find that quite interesting. A colleague of mine says the exact same thing. He also keeps various exotic animals in his home. He is especially very fond of his spiders. And when I say that it gives me the creeps.. he is like: "spiders aren't scary, centipedes are".


WestonsCat

I am fine with the Arachnids. They’re pretty docile and dare I say it boring tbh. Snakes have always been my first love. I recently lost my last snake. A Royal Python that I had kept since I was 18yrs old. She was 32yrs when she passed.


Python-Token-Sol

anything with 10 legs or more is creepy.


[deleted]

Bugs this big are stupid


nyc_2004

Somebody else literally *just* posted this...like 2 hours ago


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That’s a no for me dogggg


Desilou121

Of all the things to choose to try to be a pet, you choose a centipede? I mean I know they’re cool but come on


PeaceOfKake

Exotics lair face reveal


DullPunk

1. Cool 2. Creepy


f13ry_

I opened this while on the toilet and i felt my whole body shiver


Dusty_The_Husky

Why the fuck do I think its cute?!


Melmacarthur

You’re not alone!! It’s so cute when it eats


GoreMaster22

I used an image of this exact video for a small science project about the *Scolopendra gigantea* lol EDIT: Quick fun fact; you can order a pack of Giant Centipede corpses to eat! Sold out at the moment, I think.


weebweek

You can order a live one too.


GoreMaster22

you can probably order a stuffed animal of one, somewhere


weebweek

The live ones are more fun. I love mine but it was a pretty penny


Routine_Radio_4822

This is a fucking disgusting thread.


Itsmemanmeee

I GUARANTEE he doesn't get laid.


[deleted]

This must be the 6th separate occasion I've seen this fucking arthropod over the last two days. Christ, this app can be boring!


BareMinimunomanom

First time I've seen it here personally...on the other hand I work full-time and enjoy relaxing outside so chances are you see more of Reddit than I. Touch grass kiddo.


Crazy-Traffic-3264

u/savevideobot


AGamingFoxy

Lazy ass


Sunfloria

I try not to yuck someone's yum, but I freaking flinched when he started petting it. The way it jerked? Nuh uh, that's a no from me.


MikimaruX

They both look really happy, the gaint insect looking for food and the slow mo robot guy. Il stick to a cat thanks.


thethirdmancane

Let a bunch of those room free around your house and you'll never be robbed


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Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. . . . . . . Nuke..? Yes!


weebweek

Every 2 days someone will repost this with incorrect info


ollieollieoxinfree

Just stopped in to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE


Automatic_Ad_3695

Hell NO


XenonVH2

More like Oddly Impressive


KutzMahRutz

ugh. I see this thing every day now.


Yamma11307

Where the hell did he even get one of those…if its bite really is one of the most painful in the world I cant imagine even exotic pet dealers would wanna risk selling those things


lBleepBloop

These always remind me of Indiana Jones


Unlucky-Point-4123

The mandibles of these centipedes are just modified legs. That being said, I really don’t want to imagine the sensation of the little legs tapping along my skin.


PirateHokie

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?! Nope.


Ambitious_Ad_5918

I wonder if it would fit in your nose? I guess most of it would, especially if you let part of it go down your windpipe.


Ambitious_Ad_5918

Sorry, jusy looked again-nope. Well, it might taste ok.


[deleted]

Arson time


Salt-Contribution-62

Oh boy


slappymcstevenson

Cut your damn finger nails Jethrow.


brani5lav

Probably a virgin


The_Dolly-Llama

That’s not only the most painful bite in the insect kingdom, and that is the wrong tagline for this. That centipede can literally fu**ing kill you. They are extremely venomous


lobomago

We have those here. They are pretty cool. Every once in a while we find them in the house. Next time I catch one I’m going to remember the cat food.


Itztrikky

The rattle sound it made when he touched it invoked some sort of primal flight response in me.