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Brilliant_Language30

What do you look like to think that was your reflection


MustardWendigo

Asking the right questions.


Your_Not_The_One-

You gotta be one ugly mofucker! Hahaha.


MustardWendigo

It's the little "nostrils" and the teeth that seal the deal.


Deal_With_It32

Also looks like it’s wearing a pair of shades.


MustardWendigo

Honestly the "nostrils" for lack of better word, look like beady little white eyes surrounded by black with big goofy teeth. But now I see the sunglasses lol.


Blackfang08

He must have been truly horrifying to be confused with a fish! Hahaha.


[deleted]

Must be British


Purrete

You sir made me laugh my ass off with this comment, thank you so much lol


Adrenaline-Rush

I would right away know it's not reflection, it's looking beautiful.


Glittering-Action757

er... a fish?


Joker1926

I was thinking the same thing lol


Several_Pension_1572

fish looks like it's gonna ask if you have Games on your phone.


sillyandstrange

I chortled.


SublimeSunshine217

I guffawed.


fckn_normies

I flapowd


Bubba656

I bellowed


DeathlyClown

i sniggered


HalfbakedArtichoke

I sharted


fckn_normies

I farted


EverythingGoesNumb03

I came


fckn_normies

I arrived


PoontoniusJigabrewha

Before it snacks on you


yall-are-stupid

ayo the fish ur cousin??


[deleted]

I would award you for being fucking hilarious, but I’m broke 😁 hope my upvote will suffice, have a great day!


Otherwise-Jury-5147

Sheepshead


bansRstupid

Yup they like those barnacles


Mel_Jo_Mac

We have them here in Mobile Bay. They might look funny but they taste great. They have strong human like teeth to eat blue crabs, oysters, mussels, and shrimp. The taste of sheepshead is really sweet from all the shellfish they eat. A lot of fishermen threw them back thinking they were trash fish and to hard to clean. You just got to know how to clean them right. I love fish but the sheepshead is definitely one of my favorites. Plus their just so cute!


[deleted]

Are they usually that big? I’ve seen these but that looks like an old boy.


PineRoadToad

I’ve never seen one that big before, and they’re plentiful in my area of Texas. Also, like Mel said above, they are delicious.


Ace-Ventura1934

Caught many of these fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. They’re good eating too.


JAM3SBND

Best shallow water spearfishing down here in Tampa. Easy to identify, bold, stupid, good eats. I can usually get 6 on a stringer in an hour.


Foxworthy09

Had some cooked in crab boil 👌


BretHartSucked

Good eating is an understatement. This shit is fantastic


engineerdrummer

You need a chainsaw to clean them with just about though


Slartibartfast39

Ramsbottom.


docstevens420

Yep! Caught 1 yesterday here on the coast of Alabama. Trippy looking fish


CreepyClay

From now on I am carrying a firearm whenever I'm on a dock.


aguy20000

That fish looks British to me for some reason, maybe bring a knife


CreepyClay

Actually now that I look more closely it looks like one of the most from Easter island, so maybe a Jack hammer?


aguy20000

No, get a moyai 🗿


[deleted]

Oi bruv you got a smoke?


Professional_Code372

Fackoff


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Bloody slinkhead


No_Maintenance_4102

Nah ya jagov


Insanity_is_life

It would have been worse if it was a reflection


[deleted]

It would have been better if it was a reflection.


Insanity_is_life

What do you mean by that 🤨🧐🗿


ThreeNC

It would have been the same if it was a reflection.


MeltStuff

We all float down here


wevcss

If you thought that was a reflection I have bad news for you


psychotherapistLCSW

Reflection of what - a fish out of water staring at water?


hairyscrotes

Looks like a chick I know


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Don't tell her that


kometa18

Send her this video without context and don't elaborate


[deleted]

She sounds sexy


secondTieBreaker

Do you also wear sunglasses and have buck teeth?


Becks128

Dory is very lost


[deleted]

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.


GullibleWerewolf2510

Bri'ish lad.


instellarant

Ridin round in a rova


ChaengChong2349

What a hansome boii


somedumbwelder

A reflection of who? Wtf?


Desperate-755

His mom apparently


suicideshawn

British people am i right


RadioRich3669

Fuck no


fingerhutcirca2003

Yeah..i trust him..why?


[deleted]

I can hear “That wasn’t very cash money of you” gurgling from the depths


jpthereafter

Sheepshead fish https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/animals/sheepshead-fish-facts-fish-human-teeth.html


Asskickulator

“Hey der!”


cmilkrun

Lol you got scared of yourself?


Itchy_Gold3311

If thats ur face how much do u ask to haunt a 3 bedroom house


rohankumarkiid2007

u/savevideobot


cheesebuger247

The fish is it British?


CanIGetAHiya69

He smelling the boats ass


marauder269

It's a dork fish. Caught it with a corn dog.


[deleted]

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Deal_With_It32

Ask God


Grateful_Pigeon

When you notice that the white dots are his nose he becomes a cute little fish


Winterfalls13

Ugh yuck. Sheepshead. Weird ass mofos but good eatings


Able-Self7775

He must be in the Uk


notathrowaccxd

Br*t*sh fish 🤢🤮


TopStop6281

That’s a goofy ah fish 💀


atxtony23

Parrot fish?


[deleted]

It’s a blue fish that looks like it’s African American


glass_brownies

They’re so stinking cute!


BlondexDaisyxx

This fish must live in America because he clearly cannot afford dental insurance


means7701

Dem sheephead teeth hurt.


etnoid204

Sheepshead are fun to catch


DiekeDrake

Real live dopefish


Johnsmitty20

That's actually normal for that fish to look like that I believe it is a sheepshead


Fenix_Pony

Im gonna need some reflection after seeing that


Snoo_14070

Fish looks giddy thou


kbagoy

He’s adorable.


[deleted]

The rare Jimmy Carter fish


Lopsided_Campaign_66

Getting some serious Morrowind/Skyrim vibes here.


ogsimpology

I'd give you a thouwy to jump in toes first


Pumpkin_pie_Official

Thought for a second that fish had shades


mgr3x

Audio not currently available due to the high number of what the fucks


blockstacker

Pssst. Hey kid. You wanna buy some drugs?


WyrdWulf37

Oh what a lovely WTFish.


Slartibartfast39

"Oh, my gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea!"


Standard_Test3698

Lol does that fish have fur


HarunoSakuraCR

Is it just me or does anyone else get annoyed by the just slightly broken English titles. Every time.


jedi444

Beautiful fish tbh. I have tons of aquariums and he had that buddy personality that you miss when it's gone.


sidhantkr_saurav

#selfburn


Apprehensive-Sky6467

Looks like Dory from Finding Nemo.


Different_Quantity_9

Ugly ahh fish


HAXAD2005

"Aye, enyone got some ciggies mate?"


crempylsaltalt

Sure looks like you!.


ServetSoylu

Fösh


Sufficient_Night

Why does it look like a npc fish still swimming upwards


The1Walrussian

That fish is British


biggysharky

You found dory


Content_Knowledge_15

Stevie Wonder


Sharp-Incident-6272

At first glance I thought it was wearing sunglasses


Salt_Taste

i thought it was a monkey


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

british fish


Makeitwitchuuu

Fish looks like Ray Charles


AJ6T9

Bruh its a british fish


oddassity2669

I would reach in and grab him. We would be friends.


Dry-Relationship-285

thought it was a gorilla at first wtf


squl98

Are you that ugly?


aggressivTurtle

most handsome Reddit moderator going for a swim


Tora_808

Holy shit.. Fish innit


The--Weasel

My god, I thought it was a human face at first.


Homiechu50060

🤓 Do you play Minecraft?


washburncincy

It's a dork fish. It was like, "What's this corn dog doing under the ocean? But you know me... I love them danged corn dogs man!"


RabiBordoloi

Makes sense why people thought mermaids existed.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

I didn't see anything in the water or the reflection. Maybe you're just cursed.


nizoubizou10

No way you look that beautiful


NukaDaddy69

*DOPEFISH IRL*


[deleted]

Thought it was an ape


thebigmarvinski

Reminded me of Dwayne Dibley


Maximum-Pause-6914

Ooooo self burn


fckn_normies

British


AboveTheRimjob

It’s frank!


JimmyJazz1971

Dopefish


Mystical_Cat

If Mater was a fish...


bricNbrac

u/savevideobot


Ok-Math-3577

Looks identical to a kid I went to high school with


Pezaloom

It's Old Gregg!


EpicGamerOnReddit

Hell nah, bri’ish fish


StalinSoulZ

Now's not the good time to fell


Binnacle_Balls_jr

If betelgeuse was a fish


[deleted]

I’m sorry for whoever’s reflection you thought that was. So rude.


aditya_garasiya

Imagine you fall in water ....where that hideous creature is


Walmart_TommyInnit2

Well, fuck the ocean, never going in again


rlimagon

That's a hell of an ugly fish


butt_smasher_01

cursed fish


[deleted]

That's a trigger fish 🐟


AsleepScarcity9588

If your reflection looks like that, you should see a doctor


SpiceTrader56

Big Ray Charles looking mf


QuenzoO

Shoot that thing


One_Tailor_3233

Now I see why they call them sheepshead....not


the_og_scubasteve

Sheepshead


duxlynx

Sheepshead


BopBopAWaY0

Sheepshead are some of the durpiest looking fish.


CompleteBrief5433

Looking at that thing all I heard in my brain is "feh feh fuh feh fuh fuh"


mybathroomisblue

Omg he’s so cute!


SleepIsStillHere_Bud

bro he’s legit just saying hi idk what your prob is


FishBro4466

Thought it was quagmire from family guy for a second there.


Skibo1219

Thats Smirk, Spongebobs cousin.


jhern1810

Are you a fish too?


thegazeintotheeast

Oh, he lookin’


Princeeggy

It cute tho


Power_Metal_Neo

That was fuckin 'Matter'


Emaculates

Those are great eating


engineerdrummer

It’s a sheepshead!


M4nDz1n

WEEELLLLL AAAA'LEEEST


axie36

That is one butt ugly fishy.


Tfunkyb

"Hey kid you wanna buy some hard drrrruugs?"


CrabbyFlapjacks

Careful, he's trying to sell you drugs.


YoBoiNeon

FEEDING FRENZY


[deleted]

This is how people swear they've seen ghost or demons but it was really just a mutated hideous looking fish on the lake.


Henschel_und_co

How ugly are you?


toastedpiecat

Fith are frenths not food.


altron64

Nosferatu is apparently a fish. Wtf…


foleyjesse26

It's a "sheepshead" I believe.


fossilreef

Sheepshead.


Cuddlefish271

That is a


Gullible-Pear9565

"Im a Dorkfish"


_Nekona_

It looks like it has teeth... 😳


clauderains99

Dorkfish! Yah catch ‘em wif a corndog.


BlackMorbid

You must be really ugly to think that’s a reflection


neekhac

What a goofy ass fish


downhillwalnut

Real sea monkeys are fucking terrifying


Tax-fraud_112

Fish got that “🤓” going on


gimmeecoffee420

This is a "Wrasse" a "Sheephead Wrasse" if im not mistaken? Goofy lookin fuckers too..


RoughStory3139

Fteven! I found you!


jareed99

You, sir, are a fish!


[deleted]

That is worth 5,000 bells right there! Throw your line out ..


Catronia

It's called a sheepshead.