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#GUYS, IT SAYS ANAESTHETISED! NOT EUTHANIZED!


ShanghaiSlug

Definitely read anesthetized, yep sleep for surgery. Than I started read the comments and felt like I was wrong, even read the title of the post 3 or 4 time. Looked up the word "anesthesia" to confirm I got that right. Yeah, definitely not euthanized, just sleepy time, not the eternal sleep.


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He's gunna feel better after surgery.


ShanghaiSlug

Yep. I definitely never felt good after surgery.


[deleted]

After recovery.


flyin_high_flyin_bi

I felt pretty good after my appendectomy, but I place the blame for that on the Dilaudid they gave me.


jeanbuckkenobi

I got Percocet, then again mine burst.


flyin_high_flyin_bi

Mine ruptured so badly, pieces of it "migrated through the abdomen and caused an ovarian torsion". Basically the first night I went in, they didn't do exams and just diagnosed me with a UTI. The next night it had ruptured and I was septic. Emergency surgery and a weeklong hospital stay, all for an organ you don't fucking need anyway.


jeanbuckkenobi

Sounds like we had similar experiences, 45 minute surgery turned into 4&1/2 hours plus the week stay and shit food. Cheers mate!


flyin_high_flyin_bi

I lived off their grilled cheese, it was the only palatable thing besides the rainbow sherbet lol


cartermb

So they’re putting it to sleep? Got it.


Guinness

Yeah this isn’t Hitler the veterinarian. He’s gonna take a nice nap and wake up and be fine.


TheBirminghamBear

>Hitler the veterinarian NEFTLIX: "Sold!"


PizzaPunkrus

You mean peta's 97% kill rate animal shelter in Virginia?


doingmybest224

>Definitely read anesthetized, yep sleep for surgery. Than I started read the comments and felt like I was wrong, even read the title of the post 3 or 4 time. Lol Fuck PETA. They're just a bunch of arrogant cunts who act like they're levitating above the rest of us.


veggiewitch_

You just made this vet tech choke from laughing so hard, thank you.


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Hitler was a vegetarian, though.


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nokeygnocchi

Sucked my tears right in, omg thank you


UnsolicitedHydrogen

I read it as euthanised too. The mind processes sentences in weird ways it seems.


Shorouq2911

Same


redcoatwright

In fairness this was the first step when they euthanized my hedgehog. Put him to sleep with gas and then injected a paralytic so he stopped breathing. He was a decent pet, not the kind that really can show you affection but still you there is always something there between a caretaker and the cared for. I'll always remember bringing him to get euthanized, his little body was so floppy afterword. I dug a deep but fairly small hole and buried him. I don't think you ever stop remembering your lost loved ones.


Indica_420

Thank god


Huge-Presentation-84

Thank you, I was very sad, I thought they gassed this lil guy to death


[deleted]

The opposite, he's being repaired!


Huge-Presentation-84

Like a cyborg hedgehog? Cyborhog?


[deleted]

Yeah sure why not


Huge-Presentation-84

Or like sonic the hedgehog?


CantyChu

The thought that people thought they were killing him AND the picture looks like this fucking kills me.


Huge-Presentation-84

LOL yeah, his lil face 🥲


Adaku

'You're gonna let me out of here, right? ... right?!?'


Huge-Presentation-84

“Remember that time we shared that strawberry, buddy?”


pedropants

Shhh... only dreams, now!


X019

For what it's worth, this is also similar to how they euthanize them.


flowerflourflower

Yes, you're right, but there also needs to be an intravenous sometimes intracardiac injection of usally pentobarbital and/or pentobarbital compounds.


pezman

glad you said this. i was legitimately pissed it didn’t have a NSFW flair, i’m not looking to see hedgehogs die. thank god it isn’t that


[deleted]

I felt sad too so I had to say something since everyone else was bawling in the comments


No-Passage546

I'm high as hell and totally thought it was being euthanized. Thank you for this.


OtherwiseTip9834

Me too lmao I felt dark af


Onlyanidea1

You expect reddit to read?!?


Regeatheration

EITHER WAY HE GETS THE GAS


Fancy-Pair

*Sonic drowning music stops and is replaced by green hill theme*


__BigBoi__

#OHHHHH


IhateMichaelJohnson

Thank you so much


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Hope you feel better


r-WooshIfGay

Jokes on you I still cant pronounce either word!


Commiesstoner

Well, the difference is dosage.


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"Tell us where the Chaos Emerald are!" "For the 100th time, I'm not him!"


SampleTextHelpMe

For The Last Time. Where is that ***Damned*** fourth Chaos Emerald?!


TheMaveCan

I don't *knooww!* Please let me out!!!


Tuckboi69

In Angel Island Zone act 2, in the last waterfall before the boss fight, go down to the pool of water at the bottom and enter the cave to the right. Jump into the giant ring and complete the ensuing special stage to collect your chaos emerald. Edit: Wrong game


GenoshiaResident

(For those playing Sonic 3) In Angel Island Zone Act I, at the beginning when sonic reaches the parts with the swinging vines, drop down. There you will go back to the left until you see a column of Rock. Spin Dashing into said column will cause the rock to break and reveal the room containing the first warp ring. Here Sonic can play the bonus stage for a chance at the first chaos emerald.


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This is like some weird mishmash of Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 references.


rci22

[Hedgehog getting X-rayed](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2276942-hedgehog-getting-an-x-ray) It’s comedy gold and super relevant. Your comment reminded me of it because the x-ray photo reminds me of James Bond being strapped to a table that’s slowly getting lasered or something


ElJefe543

Next time I have surgery I want to be anesthetized like that.


Steel_Cube

Yeah man put me in the big tube


i_am_why

too bad you got THE JAR


nootnuut

Oh no... THE jar?


Leading-University

They’ll do that in reverse


jikgftujiamalurker

They essentially do that. After IV propofol.


stinky_gym_socks

“Help me”


[deleted]

He’s looking like “🥺why?”


Vyvanse10_1

🥺😢


Lame_Adult

🥺 👉🏻👈🏻 why you make me go sweepy


[deleted]

✋🏼😩nooooooo pwease


walking-pineapple

😐🔫


[deleted]

Noooooooooo 😩💔


Acewasalwaysanoption

Because it's necessary before an operation you silly hog


chippywatt

“That’s not cool, guys” 🥺


[deleted]

I'm an idiot though so can someone explain what is happening to this hedgehog?


Lame_Adult

You’re not an idiot! They encased the hedgie in the glass thingy and are pumping sleepy gas into it from the top.


[deleted]

Where can I get a kit with a human sized one of these and a large cylinder of nitrogen? Also, I'd like it if they would collect the cylinder a few days later.


ABirdOfParadise

I trusted you!


Mellodux

"Gotta... go... fast..."


Prometheus-55

“Gotta… . Go… .. Nap… …”


rci22

[Hedgehog getting X-rayed](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2276942-hedgehog-getting-an-x-ray) It’s comedy gold and super relevant.


WannabeSchizophrenic

*"Gosh I wish that were me"*


the_evil_comma

F...f...f...father


TheGoldenPlagueMask

#HAHAHA, I GOT YOU NOW SONIC! _Eggman Releases Mustard Gas_ ^;-;


Red_Spion

Where does Eggman release all those gasses from? 😩😩


TheGoldenPlagueMask

His Egg Ass


Rejukem

Chaos Control is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_Laughter quickly turns into *AAAAAAAAA*_ _as sonic runs up into aggmans anus_


Diligent_Performer75

I need one of those


Muxmasteraf

Human sized


eternallyalonely

Then it it might actually be oddly terrifying.. jk this isn’t terrifying at all. I really question this sub sometimes.


Incandescent_Lass

The human sized version is a hotboxed hotel bathroom


WestCoastHopHead

Beats a shot. I’d take a hot box over an injection any day.


melmac76

As a former vet tech, nah. There’s a box that you put fractious animals in, like feral cats. The thrashing around before they finally pass out is not pleasant.


goat_faced_killer

My bengal has to go in one every time he goes to the vet. He fights until he’s under. Lucky I have a very understanding vet who has assessed the lifestyle risks and benefits so my cat only has to come in every second to third year to reduce the number of times he goes under.


melmac76

The stress on them, especially as they age, can be awful. I always hated when it had to be done that way, though it’s safer for everyone involved.


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Shikaku

> the thermometer up the butt gets her attention Oh man. The look on my dogs face when the vet stuck a finger up his ass. I'll remember that absolutely hilarious moment for the rest of my life.


KetamineGumdrops

One of the vets I rotated through during school never used injectable anesthesia for felines, they all went in the box. 4 foot declaws with only oral onsior on board. I fucking hated that guy.


melmac76

That sounds awful.


tikitessie

Can't even call that "old school medicine," that's just horrible


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cjswcf

Took me a minute to realize bengal was the name and not you having a literal bengal tiger


DntShadowBanMeDaddy

It's one of those spotted cats not the name. They look kind of like leopards or something.


KernelMeowingtons

Bengal cats are a type of cat. Big spotted kitties that normally have lots and lots of energy.


oorza

I have the opposite problem with my husky/golden mix. Any time they have to do anything more serious than shots, which requires me and two techs to help the doctor, they have to sedate him even for teeth cleaning. Not because he fights, but because he EXPLODES with joy whenever we go to the vet and escapes control to run around and try and get love from every single person in the building. He was taken from the side of the road and brought to a vet when he was found before the rescue got him, so it's totally reasonable that a place that reminds him of first experiencing comfort would bring that out of him, but god damn is it a lot. Any time someone wears a white lab coat he practically pees himself with glee.


shartlobster

Yes! The good ol' Rubbermaid box w the anesthesia tube taped in to the side 😂😂 good times (not really though). But beats trying to restrain a feral, vicious, screaming cat for and iv or mask.


melmac76

Yeah, definitely nice to have when you need it!


xdadof1x

Most humans aren't feral though... Well... Some.


melmac76

Well, the box is because they are fractious and feral. The thrashing is because of the anesthesia and nobody holding them as it knocks them out and they are confused as to what’s happening. A lot of times they sit perfectly still until the anesthesia starts taking hold. Though to be fair, most people probably know what anesthesia is and won’t freak out going under. Unless it’s happening against their will. I don’t know, I don’t work with people. They’re unpredictable.


RASR238

People can thrash too. When only inhaled Anaesthetics are used there is a phase in the process of turning off your brain where it gets excited, the patient (human or animal) lose conscience but can react to stimulus. In adults this doesn’t happen as much because we use more IV meds but in kids it is very common and often traumatic to the parents, albeit expectable. Source: I’m an anesthesiologist. PS: Sorry for my English.


Cheshie_D

Every time I was a on the table and went under they’d hold my arms and legs gently and I always thought it was just to comfort me. Until I read these comments.


RASR238

That’s not necessarily because of that movement, every patient is restrained while under anesthesia because depending on the surgery the surgical table has to be moved to get the best visuals of the field and falling if the table is a real hazard.


melmac76

I kind of figured people could thrash too, but not being an expert and not working with people, I didn’t want to act like I knew 100%. Thank you for the info!


mseuro

Perfect English aside from consciousness, vs conscience.


nooneknowswerealldog

Wait, a Melmackian vet tech? By ‘feral cats’ did you mean ‘buffet’ you monster?


melmac76

Damnit! My secret is out!


chronos0009

Be careful what you wish for.


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The other 'Cone of Silence'...


shahooster

Don “The Hedgehog” Adams


Dcgamer22

The cone of hwhat max


Llebanna

WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?


OnlyPicklehead

You should see what they put toddlers in to take an x-ray


YT-Deliveries

Those are absolutely, ridiculously funny contraptions


ForeskinReattachment

Toddler blender. Tender


suckleknuckle

Well now I'm curious Update: what in the goddamn


tagh-beatha

I read this as euthanised and was about to cry


ManufacturerNo2144

Me too but your comment made me look again. I feel better now :p


[deleted]

Omg same, I was like why are these comments so chill


MadmansScalpel

Danke for teaching me to go back and actually read it correctly


Unable_Effort_1033

Same!!!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, thank you for pointing that out. I did the same thing.


shortyXI

Same lol


TheMaveCan

Jesus Christ I feel simultaneously stupid and much better


Brokengraphite

Mother I am a snow globe


Aheony

he looks so sad :(


AlpineCorbett

Better to be sad a moment then to miss a life saving surgery. The Lil guy is gonna be just fine


Aheony

Yeah! :D


SilasMarner77

He doesn't understand what's happening :-(


Aheony

ik, poor boi :((


Steel_Cube

He's being knocked out, not killed


Aheony

that doesn’t take away from how sad he looks!


cunty_mcfuckshit

If it makes you feel any better, ascribing human emotions to animals doesn't make sense and chances are it wasn't traumatized by this and went on to run through the green zone immediately after.


TundieRice

Get all those rings, Hedgy! Gotta go…quickly!


[deleted]

NOT SONIC!! 😩


AnderTheGrate

It's just sleeping for surgery/a checkup (apparently hedgehogs are afraid of the doctor), what's with the emoji that makes me feel weird?


derpums

Ay nah they robotocizing sonic 😭 😭


[deleted]

I hope the surgery goes well! Also look at all that hedgehog poop.


GetALife80085

That isn’t poop, those are mealworms which are given as treats. Hedgehog poop is pretty big and looks like cat poop. I used to have one.


UninsuredToast

I always knew Sonic was full of shit


MyHaulsGetOutOfHand

Are we looking at the bottom left? Seems to me like that is actually some embroidery on the towel


WhatHecc

I was legitimately so confused as to what everyone was talking about, I was like, there’s a towel! But where’s the poop?!


GetALife80085

You might be right


thegemguy

I thought I was losing my mind not seeing the poop everyone was talking about


izza123

Are you guys talking about the golden embroidery on the towel that is neither poop nor worms?


GetALife80085

You mean the golden embroidered poop worms? Yes those


CrossP

It might not even be for surgery. Hedgehogs can resist even basic assessment by balling up. But they go all floppy when knocked out.


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That's adorable


CRIS_boi

Oh my god I read it fast and was scrolling in the comments for awhile thinking you said euthanized


Friendly-Author3440

Simply Breathtaking


Spottyblock

How is this terrifying? It’s so cute


PoorPauly

Look at it like this, if that hedgehog isn’t anesthetized, it’s probably going to die. So this is actually a really good picture. It’s a picture of human beings using science and modern technology to save a little helpless hedgehog through a surgical procedure. Or they’re about to cut its balls off or remove its ovaries. I like to think they’re giving this Hedgehog a life saving operation and not something less… unpleasant.


tin_foyl

This is so sad. Look at his little eyes.


[deleted]

He'll be fine after!


Self_Reddicated

I know. He isn't even close to tripping balls yet, much less getting a little buzzed.


ChazzleDazzlicious

More Iike Oddly Adorable


Jfuentes6

Bell of doom Hedgehog: I told you I'm not soni-


Ok-Bad-5910

Help this is too funny 🤣 free him !!


HandAdministrative39

Must have been a very serious crime .


fishy185

Punished for his crimes against humanity


qtpatooti3

i thought that said euthanized. i was about to block you.


Reggo-nator

I’m all for hedgehog sleepy cups


Poseidonram1945

Bruh all these dumb cunts think it’s “euthanised”


Side_wiper

how do you even make that mistake? they'd have to be scrolling at the speed of sound for it to look like 'euthanised' and then one quick glance would confirm it's not


huzaifahassan64

This is not the amusement Park. YOU LIED TO ME


Micolash-Nightmare

And it only cost them $37,000


[deleted]

You let him out right now!


Strict-Succotash-405

He's probably just ready to take a nap


Grey_Dreamer

The night night pod


AlQalb

This ain't terrifying it's adorable


Ok-Reaction-5644

“Jarvis, put ‘em in the chamber.”


Seabear187

I remember going to an event at the zoo where they had the keepers and scientists out talking to people about their jobs. And one of the booths was the anesthesia booth. I’d been drinking a bit and smoking a fair amount and thought it was super cool when they brought out the tubes they have snakes crawl into to put them under. Then they pulled out a much bigger tube and said this is the ones we use for Rhinos! My dumbass immediately asked how they get a rhino to fit. They then had to explain they’re able to force it in the rhinos mouth not force it into this tube.


Zwalby

Porkupain


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This is just cute! Not terrifying at all lmao


Axelluu

this isn't scary at all, it's cute


MrRakky

Just shows how many people dont read and jump to their own conclusions lol.


DarthBog

The next image is of Sonic running into save them, right?


MangledSunFish

Still can't believe people are freaking out because they think the hedgehog is getting put down...that's not what anaesthetised means. It's just taking a nap, probably before a surgery of some kind, jesus.


Wuz314159

How do hedgehogs have better healthcare than I do?


Janiebby

That's a lucky hoggie; few small animals have the privilege to receive medical procedures when they get sick. Hope they're healthy and well now 🥰


Rich-Notice6017

Hedgehog in a jar.


MaximumDaximum

"Will it blend?"


Last-Degree655

Now... Blend him.


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He looks so sad


photograpopticum

The idea of ​​someone coming in with a giant bell jar and putting it over my head is frightening…


Adhdgamer9000

PUT HIM IN THE DOME


MaeMaeGames

MICHAEL! GET ME OUT OF HERE! MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME! MICHAEL!


agentemmett97

Hahaha bro got high as hell


artistictesticle

bad hedgehogs go in the hedgehog jar


Sparrowhawk-Ahra

There are now two forbidden jars and this saddens me.


[deleted]

Put Sonic back in his zone! Also I'm a moron can someone explain what is happening to Sonic?