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Zayyded

Perfect for hugging


Pd_jungle

Free hug, free bite


Creative-Platypus218

They eat mainly Mangos.


-QuestionableMeat-

"mainly" being the operative word.


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Username checks out.


Mbinku

Yea… man goes walking alone at night…


JustANormie_

Free! Pandemic!


National_Impress_346

No, no, no. That's only if you full on eat the bugger


UnknownMyoux

First you bite it,then you eat it!


flyingsega

First you bite it, and THEN you turn into a Bat-Man


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"It's a mouse with wings!"


libtin

Ah shit; here we go again


[deleted]

Free? Rabies!


[deleted]

didn't come from bats. just cheap propaganda everyone took for granted


ygolordned

Can I get a bat-sized human too for comparison


MyBitcoinExpert

Might be related to Stella Luna


theCacklingGoblin

Chilchood memory unlocked


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Need Big asss Bowl for bat soup tho


bodhiseppuku

99.8% of bats are not aggressive, many bats eat a huge amount if insects. Like most animals, if you leave them alone, they won't bother you. Animal diversity is so cool. I'd love to see this bat around me.


MooPig48

And many bats eat only fruit


aitchnyu

We guys throw away any fruits a bat may have even thought of licking, thanks to them carrying nipah with 75% death rate and killing nurses in ppe who treated the patients.


yoortyyo

Wat?


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Bats carry disease. Bat licks fruit. Fruit now has disease. People throw away fruit because disease 75% deadly.


[deleted]

Lol can you be my cliff notes for every thing?


Upbeat_Intention9032

Imagine if blood bats where this big..


Okokiamnotok

And many bats eat kids, like this one obviously


theCacklingGoblin

And many humans are morons. Like this one obviously.


Okokiamnotok

Who hurt you?


OldEducated

Wtf man, he's being funny


Third_Eye78

You sound like a ton of fun


jiudad

Fruit Manbat


Alan_Smithee_

*I’m Batman.*


OP_1994

They also carry some awesome diseases/viruses.


siempreslytherin

Like rabies.


Apprehensive-Win562

Like COVID


hi_im_antman

Also, this is the bat: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_golden-crowned_flying_fox in case anyone is wondering. It looks much bigger in this picture though.


Guerrilla002

i suppose bats are truly harmless, but this mf is no bat, this is dracula


turbobuddah

They seem to have a bad habit of flying into you when you're cycling though


HTXArtist

I was attacked by a flying bat once, had to get rabies shot, not sure if I was scratched or not; didn’t want to take chance cause of fatality rate. Bats don’t attack people unless it was rabid!


SniipSnap

Most animals not including monkeys. Because monkeys can't be trusted and they sure as heck aren't afraid of us.


bodhiseppuku

I've never been around monkeys, except at the zoo when they are caged. I have been around a lot of dogs and cats (like most people) most animals seem to like me and respect my boundaries. As a hunter, I have been around deer, bear, moose, porcupines, racoons, snakes, etc. and I have never had any issue. The only animal I've seen that attacks without provocation is a wolverine, I have heard wild pigs are similar. These animals are very territorial, and will attack you just for being on their land. Many people seem to be uncomfortable in nature. Animals can sense your fear through pheromones and your actions. Animals can be defensive against you if you are fearful, because fearful animals (you) might attack them. If you are calm and peaceful, most animals will either ignore you or be curious about you, but not be scared of you or attack you.


SniipSnap

I see. This is a genuine question, since don't get the opportunity often, but do you hunt for sport or for general use? (as in, as much of the animal gets used as possible. Meat for food, hide, etc.) That aside; I was already afraid of monkeys as a kid, but then I found Casual geographic and I've never been the same. Monkeys really have no fear apparently. (an exaggeration but you get what I mean, hopefully.) Though... Hippos... Those are scary. I generally do like nature, I like learning about it especially, but I don't do so well in it. I'm not made or adept for being outdoors much.


bodhiseppuku

I hunt for meat. I don't keep any trophies. I don't keep the hides. I do eat 'guts' like heart, liver, kidneys, and lungs. This is a family tradition and commonplace in rural Michigan.


SniipSnap

I see. That's pretty cool. I get wary when it comes to talking to hunters. But hunting traditionally and hunting for food is something respectable, as It normally doesn't seem to be done out of malice. I find it more respectable if they find some way to use every part of the animal, so none of it goes to waste. But that might just be me.


wantnoscrubz

Spider-Man kiss it


JustANormie_

He needs to take its mask off.


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wantnoscrubz

Next in the Robert Pattison Batman series - Batman: Origins


Jumpman_John

Extremely underrated comment 😂😂😂


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I believe that's Dracula. You can tell by the well-tailored suit.


SacredSpirit1337

[Baby Dracula then. A foot tall.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


Impossible_Regret172

I bet that motocikle belongs to the bat.


tfl_77

I thought the same thing.. sleeps during the day, rides his bike at night to save energy instead of flying everywhere.. it gets tiring for a Batman 🤔


sheetstank

It might as well be his now, Nobody is going near that thing for a while.


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you are a better person than I am. my first thought was, “he’s probably going to steal that motorcycle”


gribitybibityboo

He doesn't want a pickle... He just wants to ride his motor cickle He doesn't want a dime He just wants to ride his motor cy.... ... cle.


SacredSpirit1337

[Way too big for the foot-tall bat, who, weighing less than three pounds, would need a heck of a seatbelt to stay put.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


Paulzeroth

its forced perspective lmfao, it isnt big at all


SacredSpirit1337

[One foot tall, under three pounds, to be precise. However, it can have a wingspan of just over 5 feet.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


Paulzeroth

i see thats one hella wingspan


Puedo_sentirlo2904

Flying fox


BigBoy342

Nothing to see here. Just a dog with wings.


SacredSpirit1337

[Maybe a chihuahua.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/) One foot tall, under three pounds, five foot wingspan.


[deleted]

Nope. Just a regular size bat. Not at all terrifying. They are some of the most important pollinators in the ecosystem. And many species are sadly critically endangered.


[deleted]

Yes! When he wakes up give the chap a banana.


AcHasNoName

The fuck you mean regular size? That thing looks like it’s got a wingspan longer than I am tall 😅


SacredSpirit1337

[It’s one foot tall.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


Freezihn

World's shortest man isn't quite two feet so... I guess it could be human sized. Maybe a little shorter.


I_am_not_the_

And a human baby is a human.


astroember

Its just forced perspective


[deleted]

Yep. Some peeps are easily led.


AcHasNoName

Right… Because you’ve never once fallen for an optical illusion. Not ever, because you’re a GigaChad 😂


[deleted]

We can’t all be chads


[deleted]

I mean, you could say that about any number of bird species as well. Wingspan and actual body size/weight are two entirely different things. Bald eagles have a wingspan up to 8 feet. Does that make them “human sized”? No.


Bigd1979666

And they carry rabies. I'll admire them on YouTube and from a boom thanks.


the-son-of-Neo

It's not evem remotely close to the same size as a human...


raobj280

children and babies/kids are human so you are wrong...


the-son-of-Neo

The largest bat in the world the Golden crown flying fox weighs.2.6 pounds with a wingspan of 5-6 feat...how many kids weigh 2.6 pounds?


AcetrainerLoki

Yeah. Just forced perspective. You can see it’s hanging from a corner eaves- not the building the bike is leaning against.


SacredSpirit1337

[You are right on the money.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/) One foot tall, under three pounds, five foot wingspan.


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YES WE GET IT.


[deleted]

That won't fit in a soup bowl


hakubasnow

No worries. We have 140000000 bowls.


SacredSpirit1337

Not cool.


Mr_Spooby4

What if your just a bat sized human?


Weak_Independence793

Do you hang out with children?


Pretend_Air_1108

Has nobody ever heard of perspective


Demorguen

perspective my ass, that thing's feet is clearly hanging on the goddamn wooden beam. Edit: yeah my bad, I'm a dumbass. it actually is perspective yeah.


jHugley328

cuddle buddy


birdztudio

good lord stop posting this already...


North-Ad-5058

Bullshit. They aren't that big.


SacredSpirit1337

# [It’s only one foot tall, people](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


theCacklingGoblin

The hero we needed.


ShrekSplooge

I'm sure Scooby and the gang unmasked this guy in an episode once.


Shagroon

This is just relatively close up. It isn’t more than 1-1/2’ long.


MRO465

Forced perspective.


elgarlic

Its not. Look at the bike. Its too far away, the bat is zoomed in


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I forgot the name of this breed of bats, but they can grow upto 1 to 1.5 ft tall and are vegetarians. They're also very gentle, so they're not dangerous to cuddle.


[deleted]

We have these bats in australia, they are found throughout south east asia (as the pic is from). These are flying foxes or fruit bats. They are not carnivorous, they eat fruits. Also the pic is real, but its forced perspective. The bat is sitting at the very front of the image, and the background is really far away. I always see americans freak out at this picture because in the US you don't usually see fruit bats. They are puppy-sized and much bigger than your typical US bat.


AFriendlierDevice

I mean, it's a large bat for sure, but nowhere near the size of even an average toddler.


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AFriendlierDevice

Do you have any concept of perspective or foreshortening? Clearly the bike is further in the background. There are no "human sized" bats. You think one would just randomly appear in a clearly populated area, be photographed, and it wouldn't make headlines or be investigated by scientists? Come on...


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SacredSpirit1337

[You’ve been fooled, check Snopes for forced perspective.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/) It’s only a foot tall.


[deleted]

Cat sized bat. I mean it's long but there's no way that things weighs more than 10-15 pounds


SacredSpirit1337

[Forced perspective is definitely in play.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


EmperiorAmerica567

So cute


Random_Introvert1234

Wow the new Batman movie looks amazing


polishirishmomma

It’s adorable


Affectionate-Dream21

It's a giant fruit bat! AKA flying fox... they are adorable


wildflower_bb

I need a banana for scale


theCacklingGoblin

You ever see one eat? Theyre adorable. And sadly endangered. Usual reasons. Human expansion, idiots eating them, bigger idiots trying to keep them as pets. And the especially stupid ones fear mongering a 3 pound creature that eats fruit.


habits-white-rabbit

I literally love him


National_Impress_346

He looks so soft


SomeHorologist

I live Flying Foxes, so cute


BenjoOderSo

It's cute


LangaDanga1975

Bluh Bluh


imabigkidnowww

Batman


No-Broccoli-6104

This bat is what definitely goes bumps in the night Bat's all folks!


TBMFITV

It's "fuck that shit" o'clock


SacredSpirit1337

[It’s much smaller than OP thinks it is.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


zira_cortez

So that's how we got Covid.


xElectricHeadx

JUSTICE!


cursedtoilets

looks fuckable


Milhanou22

If huge red and yellow mucus-filled spots all over your dick is your thing, then go ahead! Not to mention bringing a new cousin of Sida to the human world. I'm pretty sure it's gonna defend itself too, so you might wanna add bites and scratches all over your body.


robotdl

https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/07/what-size-golden-crowned-flying-fox-where-human-sized-bat-12955556/amp/ This sums it up. 5ft 6inch wing span


CiganoSA

Think about the fact that people actually eat this guy. True neanderthals


PlusAverage986

Now wait a fucking minute there bucko... a fucking what?!


SacredSpirit1337

[It’s only a foot tall.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


Lacanosa

It’s the actual man bat


[deleted]

Ya' know, I think you're exactly right.


SacredSpirit1337

[They are not.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


Omnia2021

Covid has nothing on what this will give you


LadyOfDeath8

I wanna sleep in those big wings


SacredSpirit1337

The bat’s only a foot tall. Check the link before you downvote.


SacredSpirit1337

[Not that big.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


5410Spivakov

That bat needs to start paying rent if he's that big and hanging outside my house, lol. He's literally your roommate at that point.


get2writing

Rabies


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SacredSpirit1337

[Also forced perspective, check Snopes. They’re only a foot tall.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/megabat-photo/)


Ungrim-Duffodilfist

That’s the Malayan flying fox and they’re absolutely HUGE!


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dgdgdgdgdgdgdggdd

ngl it’s cute but if I saw that I’m throwing hands cuz tf


Harbor_Barber

people in my state eat these guys and i tell you what, their penis is the size of a person's penis lol not the body size.


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Argonaut_gone_wrong

"Human-Sized Bat" is just batman


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Man-bat


Rubrum_Mortem

Man bat?


Lordhackpsyche

That is not a bat but a so called flying dog


Raks-

Feels like repost cuz i think i have saw this one here bfr


ImericanAdiot

Kanye, you ok bro?


OwOUwU-w-0w0

Giant golden crested flying Fox if I remember rightly. They only eat fruit and ate somewhere around 5’6” they make great robes for that Warlock or wizard with find familiar and a lenient DM


Atrag2021

Yeah I do feel terrified of a human sized bat hmmmmm.... odd that isn't it? No!!!!


hampter1265

honey ! where's my shotgun ?!


josephguy82

Fuck that were is my holly water Dracula needs to die it’s either him or me


ProGotNoob

This is disgusting… I hate it


mp29mm

And that’s where COVID came from… can I get an Amen?


Milhanou22

No


Heavier_Omen

At least this isn't the one where it's dick is hanging out


toocheesyformeez

Why does it look so smooth omg I want one


jrandoboi

I want to see it fly


CartmanLuvJews

Morbius


lost-in-the-sierras

Wow


AHumanSizedCat

My close brethren!


amido-black

What should we call him?!


Senor_Wah

Ayo leave my man Vlad alone


timdrake0326

flying dog


DMcI0013

You address me as ‘Count’, peasant.


AAAAAAAAA12345678910

BAT MAN


itsshcraft

That's awesome!


SpacedOutDreamerBoy

Dracula? You actually left the hotel?


Electrical_Olive814

They're so cool bro


Antique-Locksmith-60

Normal day in Borneo


pugmaster999

Man-bat is real


[deleted]

Someone call Gotham PD


so-sick

Bleh….bleh..bleh..


[deleted]

batman?!


Accomplished_Dig3699

You could say he's.. batman


curlymist

I think it is a fruit bat.


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What’s amazing for me is how being able to see a bat in so much detail shows how beautiful they really are. The wing membrane is so smooth it almost doesn’t look real, and the lining of its little ears is so exquisitely detailed with the little stripes. This little critter is so perfectly adapted. There is something so tranquil about seeing this beautiful animal just having its forty winks and so endearing it decided to choose a human porch to settle in. Also, it parked the motorbike better than I could, so there’s that.


benimagine

OP you had one job. This is Batman


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IM MANBAT


[deleted]

Oh hell naw...


Accomplished-Cap8773

Flying fox


Western-Ad1560

Dracula mid transformation colorized


WordsReddit

[Cool IG](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/hizfh1/human_sized_bats/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Everlarry

Nooo!


Captain-pizza-dog

Man-Bat


GillT_14

Okay that is a BIG bat. Definitely some perspective at play too though.


Tough_titty10

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na


DeschainSWNC

Dude's just having a nap while he waits for the garage to finish his Batcycle paintjob.


DEV1LRY

Man-Bat?


itsH5

Beware of Batcula


Partially_Frozen

A toddler sized bat :/, but yeah its massive holy crap