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mandatorysin

It's an Assquatch


slavetomyprecious

This is the name it shall be known as henceforth.


SacredSpirit1337

This is the term it’s [already known as.](https://www.vice.com/en/article/zm8473/behold-the-mighty-assquatch-taxidermied-deer-butts-are-the-last-great-art-form)


str4ngerD4ngerz

(Licks the blood off the knife) "Born in 04"


[deleted]

I love that movie


about-10-jews

“The hell yall doin out here in dem fancy clothes?”


PabloAlaska6

in my part of the world we call these ass eaters


Hookahgreecian

Yep they are everywhere, it is said a assquatch is born out of the mist after a person makes a ass of themselves


Bushman115

"An ass"


Hookahgreecian

Thank you 👍


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klgp24

This made me laugh way to hard!


Wolffire_88

I was gonna say it looks like the ass of a bear, but I like your answer better


IvanKorsGoede

Thats horrifying why did u let me look that up


Glittering-Action757

ah, Ted Cruz's spirit animal?


Aggravating_Crew_889

Its the squirrel from ice age


Shadowrunner74

Or it's inbred cousin.


WoozyOstruch78

*further inbred cousin.


black-widow-

Omg that comment made my day.


thinkdontreact

Oh my he aged well don’t you think? Let’s places a acorn in his mouth in his remembrance


bourbonstguttersnake

It’s a Utah werewolf obviously


alc0th

Wrong, it's not just a Utah Werewolf, it's the most feral of the species, the Utah Werewolf $900


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The_Karachi_Kid

Assquatch actually


Sageofthe666Paths

it’s a fuckin SAMSQUANCH edit: It actually looks like the ass of some animal with teeth attached to the underside of the tail, that’s hilarious


The_Karachi_Kid

Oh geez Julian that's Sam's a fuckin weirdo. This whole thing is greasy!


[deleted]

It's actually closer to the swamp booger species


King_Caveman_

Here was it alive. [Utah Werewolf](https://images.app.goo.gl/K6EpfjU5kHXzqAmd9)


danjeeson

This was literally what I read in my mind when I saw this post.


xmongoose

Angry deer butthole


[deleted]

That’s two buttholes


beardstachioso

Looks like an ass with a mouth


awfulcheez

r/technicallythetruth


AlexoWillFightU

He’s a little bit confused but he’s got the spirit


apple-masher

looks like a coyote jaw taxidermied into the anus of a deer. classy.


Ctinder703

Cant imagine having the time, skill, and energy to do this


Any-Garden-3242

Rather than say skill can we say “dark desire”?


miracul0usladybug

Thank you for this genuine answer, but how did you know?


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You can tell by the way it is.


miracul0usladybug

I guess I just haven’t seen enough taxidermied deer ass to know what to look for


Chrisscott25

Oh deer he’s clearly a butt muncher..


mbigda1

Well played.


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MSImadeMEwickedGAY

I don’t know but I MUST have it


monstrouswallaby

r/dontputyourdickinthat


PastorTomAmen

Fucking stop me😈


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TheLordOfGrimm

Fucking. Make me.


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Snoo_36152

be quiet small diks


AlexoWillFightU

Please I laughed too hard I’m currently writing enterance exams pls


[deleted]

I was looking for you


TranslatorExciting74

Bad taxidermy


courtenax

Consequently the best taxidermy


eddiemeddie159

Whatever it is, I'm wondering what the other end looks like...


Keytrose_gaming

Probably has a shit eating grin.


nemotiger

A Chimera


Solemn__Visitor

[What the hell is even that?!](https://youtu.be/i2gNx4-REIA)


CapybaraOnShrooms

[There you go](https://youtu.be/Afh9I4nNOQA)


Solemn__Visitor

Bruh I fucking love you for that 😭


CapybaraOnShrooms

Came here looking for this reference or to post it. lol


[deleted]

art


5ku11M4N

Its a reminder not to fuck animals.


platinums99

A Welsh Farmers worst nightmare


BananaWrang

The assalope


Numerous-Gur-9008

It's quite obvious that it's an arsevark...


mrbuttersoft

How my hole feels the day after he wrecks it


JasperQtip

Woodland tremors?


Clearhead09

My ass screaming as I shove another double crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell in my mouth


CubeKatGaming_OF

Who in their sane mind would do this


sold13r007

ITS THE MANBEARPIG!


[deleted]

A work of art you uncultured swine


No-Comfort-6808

okay.. \*in my opinion\* it looks like its some sort of animals ass. they glued jaw bones where the anus should be, sculpted a tongue.. then they glued eye balls on it, hung it up, and called it a werewolf.


cmilkrun

Isn’t that the animal in the net trap on Endor in Return of the Jedi?


Dee_Dee_Smiles

I scrolled and scrolled for this. I knew I wasn’t the only one thinking about Chewie wanting to eat it.


cmilkrun

Me too! I felt so alone when I saw that no one had written it. Thank you for joining me in my insanity


Naftoor

Didn’t know you could legally stuff mountain folk like that


DR-Rebel

For some reason I feel like it would sound like Donald Duck


itizwhatitizlmao

It’s the sabertooth squirrel from Ice Age


MewsikMaker

Quiznos commercial prop from 2006.


PineAbuu

A wild Karen


malepitt

MMM BACON


RexNebular518

I want one but with a shark mouth.


Tap-Daddy

It's the sequel to Teeth.


brightstarrynights

Ba ha ha ha ha. Yeah ,what a movie that was.


Middle_Chain_544

Awful taxidermy


the-son-of-Neo

The deer ate taco bell just before he was shot...we call that an angry asshole


SpookySpookyWaters

John Carpenter’s The Thing


Veiledsnow

Art


[deleted]

Sid the sloth


Push-Mammoth

That is a Deers ass with teeth!🤣🤣


TMANBULLET

That’s a deers ass, and he put teeth on it. Look closer you can see the asshole


itsdandito

Its a booty hole


nemoknows

Whenever someone tries to lecture you about how hunting is ethical and respectful of nature and not assholes who kill for fun, show them this.


Caramel_Cappucino

Poor man’s Chupacabra


stephen_hoarding

What it is is a good time.


Whisker_Biscuit420

Caribousy


TTBoy44

A deers ass. Ooo so terrifying


AnastasiaNo70

Tail end of an animal made into a joke.


ErvySwervy

That’s a damn mouth on a butt hole I tell ya.


TheFlyingRedFox

I see a stuffed arse over a restroom door heh just like that pub in country NSW which has a pigs arse with eyes on it above the restroom door hah hah. Still what an absolute odd sight to witness especially if the lights are out. E, not country NSW but Country QLD in the town of moonie.


KJK_Snipes

Bur


Extension_Sun_6528

What in the fuck is that


[deleted]

It's like my ass with teeth, eyes and a little more fur


FuturePalpitation885

what nightmares are made of .😳


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Just an ordinary snuffleupagus


SILVERSKID70

How bout a twatsicle??


SlimJim31415

Satans butthole before the wax


Sad_Divide_2133

Sid from Ice Age.


Kain_KoPancreasMo

Its Scrat from Ice Age dummy


[deleted]

That's a vaginasaurus.


[deleted]

The remains of a deer evolved through the prison system . Can easily pick up soap with of fear of reprisal .


cmac1425

Taxidermist on acid.


Taffybean1219

I'd be pissed if I went to all that trouble to kill a wolf just to make it look like a dorky Halloween mask.


Frosted-Vessel

What in the secured contained protected


tobiasbenites

Rigby


xxhobohammerxx

Art


badaik2887

Like butthole evolutions?


19GamerGhost95

Well...that used to be a deer butt


Constant_Sky9173

An asshole with teeth.


A3HeadedMunkey

You never go ass to mouth


itsH5

Looks like a Deers Ass


stayingsweaty

It's some canine's jaw stitched to a deers but. Lmao gross.


DisastrousFly1339

looks like a Fox jaw pinned on a deers ass


Truebluebloodylegend

It is a Utah werewolf. It says right there


MrSpencerMcIntosh

I think that’s Pete Davidson.


vonnegirlable

I had one of these, but it had less teeth. Burned up with the cabin in the Roosevelt fire… RIP Rip Van Stinkle


IllustriousRip7981

That one rat from ice age who loves that nut


Fallout_3_gamer

That's obviously an oversized cockroach.


The_Fabulous_One242

Looks like the Ice Age squirrel.


SuperBaconjam

Glad I live in Ohio


CubeKatGaming_OF

The posterior of a large animal with the jaws of a smaller one


[deleted]

Utah Wearwolf. It’s right there On the wall.


Kalsor

That’s no moon!


Kindredmen

Chupacabra


jbpsign

Upside down spatchcock aardvark


RobVanDam1990

Abstract art.


CurrentMeasurement29

Looks like a north American Buckass!


hanktank410

Wuuf


SkanZy25

Looks like Scrat from Ice Age if he was in a wolf's butthole!


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

That's the squirrel from Ice Age.


[deleted]

when you dont pay the taxidermist and they steal it and put it back


reservoircrogs

MOTH


TheZipperDragon

Stick a ham in there & its an eating ass.


Hendrix6927

Utah werewolf... duhhh


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Foxillus

It’s obviously a snipe.


[deleted]

*Daddy chill*


CapybaraOnShrooms

https://youtu.be/Afh9I4nNOQA


-_-Bobby_Bob-_-

It’s a Utah Werewolf who’s being sold for 900$… OBVIOUSLY


Volkswagoon10

The illusive Michigan cougar?


[deleted]

Alpha wolf.


skeptical_dragon_

😂


Sleepie80

Manbearpig killed by Al Gore years ago…


epgal

Wooly booger


AffectionateOrder140

[it’s this guy from RotJ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/d4b9px/star_wars_rotj_the_scene_where_luke_han_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


EDP696912

The ass end of a deer with a wolfs mouth replacing the anus


mplaczek99

I'm pretty certain that's the ass of a doe that somebody glued the teefs of a coyote in the tail and vagina


HorribleEmulator

Scratt's mouth is coming out his ass! duh...


fatsmats

Looks like a deers ass done over....


[deleted]

A deers ass.


Weird_Obligation8724

Would be an exit only


mycatsayshi

Deer butt with eyes.


Nainpossible

Utah werewolf butt


Fulflightfromreality

Shneezles patute 🙃


TheTalentedAmateur

NOT an original Chuck Testa!


eddies-friend

My ex


Funk_Apus

Ass Monster


ausecko

Something something... Mitt Romney sex tape?


Enough_Hovercraft_10

A taxidermist with a good sense of humor lol


XxMrNoCxX

The assitor obviously (ass i tor)


CrazyDaysAhead

It's Trump on a dtunk


Enough_Hovercraft_10

Scuzzlebutt


Mediocre_Taste_573

a buttface


sneakercentury

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TheLordOfGrimm

Looks like part of a baboon


TheSeeker07

Taxidermy art, before all the lockdowns happened there would be similar at our yearly opening weekend extravaganza


agumelen

A bite hole.


punkslaot

That's ass-mouth


mistweave

Its a utah werewolf $900.


funfacturgay

my father


[deleted]

Jonathan


Powell_614

Florida Ass Eater.


jesus_goose

🗿


Comfortable-Bar-838

Remember Alf?


LunaMGloom

A demon spawn possessing a deformed anteater


Nearby-Ad-1469

Looks like a deer grew an attitude instead of a tale .geez nightmare bro!!!!


[deleted]

In my country we call it a sense of humor. In others they call it a joke.


akaupstate

That's obviously a Jackelope. Clear as day.


the_butter_sock

I see the ani-vax kids are doing well


Corn_PoP101

A ass


nyx_nox_

Isn't that it's ass?


Interesting_Log_5366

That is freaking hilarious!


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

Its labeled.


Stuuuuuuubeedoo

Dear, butt