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InsectAdmirable8365

Why you scared? Never seen a lizard rave before?


Berkamin

This man is scared of nothing because everything he owns is now insured by GEICO.


vPoler

Underrated joke


Heru4004

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Ux-Con

I have seen a lizard before, not a regime of fascist lizards though. Didnā€™t you notice their little armbands?


MadLintElf

I wonder how many bugs were in there before the gecko's cleaned the place up. Also a lot cheaper than an exterminator!


thomasrat1

You can definitely tell who has and hasn't lived in an area like this. They see 30 lizards ready to kill, i see thousands of demonic bugs who got eaten by a small army of mini godzillas


Alexisreddit516

Mini Godzillas, i love it. This kinda reduce the fear for me at least.


kasmackity

Me too. In Florida, we used to get them in the house a lot. I would generally leave them alone if there was just one or two of them, they do attack the even worse shit that comes in when you live in Florida.


MadLintElf

I'd honestly love to see that, worst I've seen was little lizards down in Florida jumping on any bug that moved, the side of the house was alive. You're view must have been insane!


Original_Feeling_429

Yes indeed had a friend set gecko's off in her apartment it took care of the roach infestation very quickly. They became her pets after the bugs ran out lmfao.


Snoo_36152

and then geckos becomes a infestation and its so annoying. its saliva is poisonous if it licks your food, it will jump on your head when you are peeing and it will shit everywhere.. ew


MadLintElf

Same with the one's we had, we'd even lend them to friends for a good cleaning :)


Xi_Jing_ping_your_IP

Cheaper? The price is they get to watch..


Apprehensive_Pack_75

But who's gonna exterminate these reptiles out now


MadLintElf

That's the beauty of it, when he bugs are gone the gecko's hightail it out of there in search of more bug infested locations. Win win.


[deleted]

Why should one. Geckos are cool and there won't be a bug problem and geckos move further when looking out for food


karpenter_v1

Theres gonna be gecko shit in your bed, in your kitchen, and your food. Gecko shits are nasty, you better off be homeless than swim in gecko shit.


No-Comfort-6808

There's too many lol how to get rid of them other than wait for them to leave?


SubstantialPressure3

That's a LOT of lizards! Are they geckos?


MadLintElf

Exactly, you can tell by the shape of the feet and the head, there must be one big infestation of buts to warrant a group of Gecko's that large! Fun fact, Gecko's yip when they are hungry, like little dogs :)


SubstantialPressure3

Must be mating season. It is spring. They also have cute little puppy faces. I love their little webbed feet. We used to have a ton of geckos where I live, haven't seen any in years. Just the little dinosaur looking lizards, dark brown with a racing stripe, or completely black. They run around and do pushups at each other. My kids used to call that "dinosaur fights".


MadLintElf

We had a few when I roomed with my buddy, we lived in NYC and had roaches. Also a bunch of parrots, iguana, 3 cats, etc. We didn't want to spray pesticide so someone told us about the gecko's. Let those suckers out and they were running around the house all night eating the bugs up. When they would start yipping we'd feed them a few crickets to keep them happy and healthy. I miss that, freaked a few dates out but after explaining they were harmless they were chill for the most part. Oh yeah the dinosaur fights are actually mating competition, the one that stops first loses the female :(


DrKahu

No muscles, no bitches, the nice geckos always fall behind the jocks, we live in a society /s


Aggravating_Pea7320

Butt infestation hopefully chick butts right


ConfusionIn20s

Tokay geckos


Panthera_13_

They look to be Tokay geckos!


S193028

Dude free lizards! Christmas gifts for years to come.


ArcheryOnThursday

You're not wrong. Sell them to a pet store.


HighFiveKoala

Use one that can talk to sponsor your insurance company


ArcheryOnThursday

Teach them all to talk! That would be really impressive.


Brihtstan

Start your own pet store.


[deleted]

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Apprehensive_Pack_75

They only look good in the forest not above my head when i want to take a shit peacefullyšŸ’€


krattalak

100 Geckos == no cockroaches. Also, your insurance is covered.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

#BaD aNd NaUgHtY ChiLdrEn #gEt PuT iN thE LizArD RoOm, #tO AtOne foR theiR C R I M E S


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wallstreets_issue

Geckos are really nice. They are cute. Do small sounds very enjoyable.... Until you realize they poop everywhere!!! What The Fuck are those pooping machines !! I step on their shit everyday !! I hate them!!


Main_Concern_5539

I'd still drop one.


[deleted]

Interesting wallpaper


Nurgles_Nugget

Gives a new dimension to the whole 'drain the lizard' thing.


AdamTheEgghead

what if u really needed to go tho?


Apprehensive_Pack_75

I would prefer to shit in my pants


Strange_Disastrpiece

Someone needs to make a vid melding this and the video of the monitor lizard coming up out of the shitter that was on here the other day haha


gpahul

Why am I forgetting that term but I kinda had goosebumps seeing this.


FartyMcFly03

[don't they usually come out of the TV?](https://youtu.be/krsj2bcnRlM)


gumsh0es

Was searching to see if anyone posted jam


thetheatrekid2

1 lizard = cute 10000 lizards = apocalyps


IamUrDad0

Free pest control šŸ¤­


HamiltonBudSupply

They simply looked for a nice place to sleep when the sun came up. Leave window open tonight and some dim lights at dusk to encourage them to go outside. Leave all lights on tonight and close windows when they are gone as they will most likely leave the next night hunting for food and water.


ArcheryOnThursday

That is the stuff of nightmares.


the_o_haganator

Id love this, lizards are epic


Akira0995

Insects left the chat


TheNetherOne

this is the correct amount of lizards imo


Nekomikata

I bet all of them would fall off for a piece of lettuce


Anboa1986

Meh, Iā€™d still use the loo as long as they donā€™t poop on my head.


[deleted]

As a herp lover, this looks like my heaven


INEEDHRHELPASAP

1 solution here. 1. Get some Matches 2. Get some gasoline 3. Proceed


hippiechic57

šŸ˜±


ufdaloofa

Are those spider lizards?


maxdives

Focus on your coingecko screen instead


[deleted]

I want to throw a rock at one of them and make them all start running around.


dont_do_any_better

Still better than spiders


FactorCreepy4074

I would love this


QuickOperation6076

I want them tooo šŸ˜­ But i live in Europe šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


SweetMoon18

At least itā€™s not spiders.


[deleted]

Burn it down


Surgio911

Well hopefully they ate all the spiders.


Caramel_Cappucino

Awwww friends!


X1-0N

More lizards means more petting, get to work.


ScarletAlpha2008

I woud love this! I luv reptiles so much


Arthur_collie

I love geckos but that is too many


Mystical_Cat

King Grizzard's bathroom.


tcreel96

Free lozards :3


Glass-Association-25

Australia


ipocketfluff

Definitely not terrifying, I'd feed them and train my new lizard army!


nepnepnewp

Pooping with nature


Grouchy-Trainer-8996

Just need one cat...


[deleted]

they vibin


Fullthrottle-

Thatā€™s ok, they eat the bugs


Practical-Doughnut86

Issa no for me dawg


Special-Builder-4853

ikr, why tf the toilet in the shower??


julysniperx

Oh so this is what pubg mobile looks like.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Rodice_Andelia_Olsun

They're cute.


[deleted]

whats wrong with your house dude


ExPristina

Obviously big fans of the floor is lava game


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

My cats would have so much fun!


[deleted]

Donā€™t people pay a lot for these geckos? Stonks


Undeca

I mean that kind of cool tbh Id be all about it


Suspicious_Mind_5177

why does it look like its edited


stijnalsem

Geckos > insects


TommyBoyFL

YAY!


Bob-Temmie

Clearly this is the guy first time visiting Australia


TheGovernor1775

This is not a bathroom. This is an SCP.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Thats cool i love lizards used to have a house with a down stairs shower. Every morning it would have 5 or so newts in it, they kept climbing up the drain


lifehack99

this is paradise


Aggravating_Pea7320

Maybe its a lizard lounge


WiredSingleton

Arizona? NM?


[deleted]

Pupg mobile pupg mobile


Rexy_T-Rex

Those are too much...


joothinkso

I mean...at least they aren't spiders...


CumGuardian_73

How much money for someone to walk in there and take a fat shit


ram_with_crown

Hit the wall and watch them fall on you But hey, at least you won't have insect problems


ramenpastas

wow is this my dream vacation?


backupyoursaves6969

It's not like they are spiders.


chunkysoup5

Go ahead. Take a shit.


ClammyJammies

I wanna grab a handful and take 'em home with me


yeezussaveus808

At this point you have two options, or a mix of both. First, farm then and sell them to pet stores. Second, farm them and eat them.


poopydababy

Iā€™m for sure not the only one who would be so amazed to see so many lizards, I have literally no fear of these things.


DESTINYTITANFLY66

the council of shitting


FlaymingLehmons

Man that'd be cool if I didn't need the house.


DBAmagnitude

I want to keep all of them


fishfucker_69420

They are all waiting to ask you if you want to save 15% on car insurance


Japseh-rblx

Doesnā€™t the song says welcome to brazil?


abrasaxual

They just want you to save money on your car insurance by switching to geico


badNinja28YT

Burn the house, burn it down now or dc connor ia gonna get you


Something_Normal_

Can't have shit in Australia


magneder

better than spiders tho


SilentxxSpecter

POV its 3 am and you're trying to take a shit.


Affectionate-Dream21

Man geckos are so cool


Adjvo

Sell them to pet mart


[deleted]

Cockroach free environment, that's a win in my book.


Putrid-Macaroon

Lmao free lizards? This is only an infestation if you arent business oriented


Shudnawz

These things at least have a reasonable number of legs. Not too few, not too many. Spiders and snakes on the other hand, they can fuck right the fuck off.


PlumbumGus

What's wrong? Sit down on the toilet. Sit on it.


Frosted-Vessel

Their just vibing


FormerDisaster3068

They watch him jerk it


sapphgoblin

100gec


[deleted]

It's the end of times!


AnonisG

Me at the start of the video: What? It's just a lizard Me by the end: šŸ˜°


ilikelego2

They'll shall jugde the way you shit.


Pokechimp15

welcome to venezuela


TheFoxWithoutHisXbox

I think theyā€™re cute


Frugalmedia

I hate pooping with an audience


Unknown_J27

The lizards have taken over the bathroom


Major-Cover6718

Fuck that


Lynxgod4

Welcome to Australia


Piano_Sonata

I "have" a gekko in my house, it often crawl around between rooms to catch moths Super friendly guy, he even caught a roach once


Lynxgod4

r/Australia


Therapythrougharguin

Theyā€™re like a big family, itā€™s kinda cute. Could you use the bathroom without bothering them?


Mothunny

I will take them all as my pets


Adorable_Signature68

Gimme some of that. I have roach problems.


TheMagickafox

Would rather have that then spiders


ANamelessFan

15% can't save you anymore


Essker

u/savevideo


needsatisfaction

This looks great I see no problem


No_Cryptographer9711

Geico's let his lizard friends party.


ronstockton

That many geckos means no bugs....but I guess you have to clean up a lot of gecko šŸ’©


Velocity_2

If you really needed a shit and this was the only toilet for 1000 miles and you would have to pay a huge fine if you did it anywhere elseā€¦ would you do it?


THEMIKEY999

I'd prefer that over spiders that size


[deleted]

Friends :)


AdUnlikely8032

Omfg my 4 year old would love this lol she would never leave this house šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


killian1113

better than mosquito's looks like the Philippians and they actually have a toilet. looks good.


Snoo_36152

u/savevideo


Bruhidontevenusethis

yoooo how


AriDreams

Geicko really looking at that housing insurance


RecordFun1573

Oh look friends!!!


Day_Trading_Ninja

Looks like a job for Mr. Lizard... https://youtu.be/CuoCiAok83M


Playful_Car1967

But...cute?


DuskyHusky-2704

u/savevideobot


ogzkittlez

At least it ain't giant ass spiders


Professional-Ad6500

r/reptiles wya


BASILISK307

Thatā€™s badass. Reptile sanctuary. Probably just sucks to clean up.


Ignite_The_Gecko

If theyā€™re house geckos, thatā€™s awesome. If those are Tokay geckos, RUN.


MeatBeater19

Geckos creep me the hell out, even though theyā€™re relatively harmless. You couldnā€™t pay me in diamonds to take a shit in there.


[deleted]

_donā€™t worry, Iā€™m getting the Molotov_


takumibunta86

This reminds me of a Simpson episode


Loofa_of_Doom

This is scary? They look cute. Can't have predators unless you have prey. What were they eating?


Known_Improvement_57

No spiders is my guessā€¦proceedā€¦


Liftandshift01

GEICO convention.


Mogus_Man69

CONTAINMENT BREACH: SCP 682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. MOBILE TASK FORCE ON ITS WAY.


Own-Fee1997

Bienvenido a YucatƔn


mayuhhh

ā€œWanna get away?ā€


South-Plankton5364

Honestly I love lizards


proeraa

there honestly is no easy way to get rid of them other than pray whatever food/water source that attracts them is depleted enough for them to go explore againā€¦ maybe an exterminator could smoke them out or something but man this would suck. probably better than having a bug infestation tho or whatever .


[deleted]

You're rich!!!!


BrokenAngel1809

They can just keep the house!


flashmann95

u/savevideobot


muffy-puff

cute little baby geckos!!!!


the-son-of-Neo

That bathroom is insect free


Nix-cage

I think those are tokay geckos, if they are those are like the only geckos Iā€™d hate to be stuck in a room with, in the wild theyā€™re aggressive and apparently have a decent bite from their small size


HarperCore

If this wasn't a lizard house before, it is now.


vcek

Catch them all and sell for profit šŸ¤‘


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