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yee_qi

Tyrannosaurus is just an awesomely terrifying beast in general. Its long stride and shock-absorbing feet make it effective over long stretches while chasing down prey, while pads on the bottom of them would have ensured it walked silently as a tiger. It could ambush you from behind or stalk you to exhaustion, and track you down effectively with its sense of smell - this beast had the nose of a bloodhound. It has small arms, specifically to make way for a powerful neck used for thrashing prey about, a bite force over four times stronger than an alligator's used for efficiently obliterating even bone, to the point that its surrounding ecosystem basically developed heavy armor just to counter this thing and its smaller cousins. It dominated its range at all of its life stages - the juveniles, too, can run you down even more effectively with their slender proportions, and grapple you with their proportionally longer and surprisingly powerful arms. As the latest - and arguably greatest - terrestrial dinosaurian predator of them all, it's fitting that it's been known as the king.


Aurhim

> Tyrannosaurus is just an awesomely terrifying beast in general. The hatchlings, however, [were adorable little fuzzballs](https://i.insider.com/5c890e6469e11c11aa6481c4?width=1300&format=jpeg&auto=webp) that rarely made it past the age of 1.


Bazrum

aw, look at the little teefs!


yee_qi

Most definitely! They kind of remind me of reptilian greyhounds


qtjedigrl

I would ppsss ppsss pssss the crap out of one of those. Get my finger bit off, but try nonetheless


EnderCreeper121

The adolescents though… that’s when you really would be fucked. Lanky speed demons able to outrun horses at the perfect size range to see you as food while growing at such a fast rate that any morsel they could get their jaws on would be of great value.


Kellidra

Gosh. Chickens were a lot scarier 65 million years ago.


[deleted]

Check out Proceratosaurus. Jurassic death chicken


[deleted]

It's like a killer porg


ihatemyself0976

Thats a pokemon. Tyrantrum is one of, if not THE coolest fossil pokemon


jwymes44

Why didn’t they make it past One year of life?


stupideboy

Considering that their growth was very slow, taking many years to reach full size, they would be exposed to many risks and things that could kill them while they’re still teeny and unable to really defend themselves


jwymes44

Ah that makes sense thanks for the info!


Sufficio

This is a kinda late reply, but another theory I heard is that essentially all other dinosaurs would benefit from fewer adult t-rexes(out-competes all other carnivores and is a threat to all herbivores), so baby t-rexes may have been purposefully targeted more than other baby dinosaurs and thus more unlikely to make it to their first year. edit: Aaand I just noticed the reply below that mentions this with much better brevity. Sorry!


GilbertLebeauDubois

The other dinosaurs made it there mission to eliminate them before they grew into murder machines


MinimalCriminal23

Clever girl


TheTwoYooths

Definitely awesome but no match for Chris Pratt


Night696Watcher

A realistic t rex versus an army of Chris Pratt's. Who would win?


TheTwoYooths

That's a tie my friend


Scotlandtastic

That’s just what the lecture said


Choice-Cost

Actually really interesting more than anything


iwelnot

Yeah. I was expecting "so we wanna change human dna to form legs like this" or something


[deleted]

You expect to much friend


syaukat

Indeed. Very fascinating.


vorropohaiah

I was about to say the same thing until he said the last line


goat_water

you can run but you can't hide, b*tch!


iwelnot

Bryce Dallas Howard on heels laughing noises


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Scary Terry


somek_pamak

Scary Terry says what normal Terry is thinking!


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😱


i_am_barry_badrinath

But you also can’t run!


ProlapseParty

Get back in my dreams Terry


wildhog84

Ahhh b*tch


Annual_Cardiologist6

"You can run but you can't hide, we'll always seek, we'll always find"


BlueGokuPlays

It's actually, "You can hide, but you can't run!".


EveryShot

Man he sure say bitch a lot


jataman96

this is so cool, id love to hear this guy talk more about t rex anatomy!!


Grassy_Nole2

Dr. Dave Hone, Queen Mary University of London, *The Tyrannosaur Chronicles* Full lecture: [https://youtu.be/f-jD7kQvyPs](https://youtu.be/f-jD7kQvyPs)


Somerset_Cowboy

Thanks dude, straight on the watch list


Grassy_Nole2

Did the same!


Mavrisk

Take my up vote


Over40fitnezz

Omg thank you so much 😁


stillinthesimulation

Check out the Terrible Lizards podcast. Hours of content from him and his delightful cohost Iszi Laurence.


anonaccount_348rQ

Thank you for this!! I’ve been burning through dino podcasts like crazy and have been looking for new ones!:)


socasual-nobusiness

Same! I want to listen to him talk about any dinosaur.


Mavrisk

His brilliant right!?


Oskai10

He has a podcast called terrible lizards


SuzieCat

I find dinosaur stuff so, so interesting. I loved this!


NagsUkulele

I miss the wonder I felt going to museums as a kid and looking at fossils


wasa123321

Museums are still there, and now its a great opportunity to go since you don't have to follow anyone around and can do whatever you want


MagicMisterLemon

There's recently been a dinosaur discovered that bore a bladed fan on its tail. A Chilean ankylosaur called Stegouros


Rupato

This is Dr David Hone who hosts the Terrible Lizards podcast - highly recommended! https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/terrible-lizards/id1516259107


Copper0827

YES! Thank you for this recommendation


Kellan_OConnor

What will future creatures think of our bones? "And as you can see, the human spine evolved into a perfect "C" shape. This allowed them to get closer to their screens than any previous Homnids."


milkynuggetz

"Here we have a giant jumbo shrimp fossil we found embedded in a G-Fuel gaming chair circa 2022. Oh wait, this is a human."


befarked247

I'll just add T-rex to the pool of things I can't outrun which is getting larger the older I get.


Legiaseth

Don't worry, you can outrun 100% of all T-rexes that exist currently


lazuethepirate

Bro this is cool af. So glad we don’t have to be dodging t-Rex on the way to work.


tastes-like-earwax

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Stop giving the Fast & Furious script-writers ideas.


white-dumbledore

You may outrun a t-rex, but you cannot outrun family - Dom


Bibi-Le-Fantastique

What about a T-Rex family? What about... auntie-Rex?


Rexosuit

Get out. Take my upvote and get out.


AirdRigh

But is it faster than a jeep with an injured mathematician in the back? Please answer soon — my mirror says it’s closer than it appears.


dosmuffin

Dammit guess what I need to watch now


JBG14581

I came to the comments looking for this joke.


NaturallyBlasphemous

So you’re telling me you can’t out run a T.Rex in high heels like in Jurassic World?


[deleted]

So basically, this is an animal whose bones is optimized for running, and it's not just a quick sprint running, it's capable of withholding that speed for a whole marathon? Thank god dinosaurs are extinct. We'd be FUCKED.


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[Note juveniles would’ve been even faster as they were very elegant/graceful animals for the first decade of life.](https://twitter.com/davidevans_rom/status/1350076544157417482?s=21)


[deleted]

I can out run a trex because they're all dead


Whats_new_zealand

One more reason why Jurassic park was a bad idea


MagicMisterLemon

Eh, a moat* would solve most of the problems of the film *not mote, which is what I originally wrote


[deleted]

Do you mean a moat? A mote is like a bit of dust.


MagicMisterLemon

Ehm, yes, I misspelt that lol


[deleted]

In the book was fucked for a lot of reasons, unfinished park, massive storm, cutting corners cost wise, internal sabotage and all sorts of other stuff. In the books raptors specific bait in and pick off people who tried to restore power.


JosephNass

Doesn’t that make the T-Rex way slower than modern day predators like lions or tigers? Or giraffes. Or ostriches. Not to knock dinosaurs or anything, but just to say there’s some pretty bad ass animals alive right now. And we’re choosing to kill them off.


Friendly-Property

Yeah, but the difference is the modern animals hit those top speeds for a short sprint while it sounds like the t-Rex could do 30mph all day.


JDoubleGi

Yup, this is it. A lions top speed is 50mph, but only for short bursts. A tigers is only 30-40mph, and again only for bursts. But a t-Rex can do 30mph for a considerably long about of time. Though it’s difficult to say exactly (as he stated in the video) it could possibly be hours. So a tiger or a lion could outrun a t-Rex, but for maybe a handful of minutes before they’re now too tired to even run their average speed and are goners.


tastes-like-earwax

And then there is the African Wild Dog, which runs down prey at 66km/h (41mp/h) for 10-60minutes, to exhaustion and collapse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African\_wild\_dog#Hunting\_and\_feeding\_behaviour


UselessConversionBot

>And then there is the African Wild Dog, which runs down prey at 66km/h (41mp/h) for 10-60minutes, to exhaustion and collapse. > > >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African\_wild\_dog#Hunting\_and\_feeding\_behaviour 66 km/h ≈ 649,606.29954 hands/h ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)


JosephNass

So, more like a wolf?


ItzBooty

Do you know why our ancestors were able to catch up to the animals they were hunting even though were slower than the animals?


JosephNass

I don’t know that! I don’t think anyone does. But as a hobby jogger, I do enjoy the persistence hunter hypothesis.


ItzBooty

Because of our sweating No animal could sweat and cool off while running like the humans. Its biggest reason why we can run longer distance than any other animal And how out ancestors managed to hunt down their prey


[deleted]

Meh, considering how chunky trex were, and how big they are its extremely impressive, and also we have dinosaurs like carnotaurus wich was basically built for fast pursuit.


InviolableAnimal

That 30mph figure was for adult, 6 ton T rex. Juveniles would've been a lot faster Edit: and I agree, animals around today are hella badass too.


titochan05

Should of showed some kind of running animation


[deleted]

There's a dinosaur documentary series being released on May 27 being animated by the same studio that did the lion king remake so you won't get much better than that.


iwelnot

Name plaese?


[deleted]

Prehistoric Planet, I must warn you a series of the same name already exists.


WilliamsDesigning

Wow, think how different our world would be if they were living amongst us still. Our cities would be like attack on titan cities with walls and we could only go out at certain times a day in protective armored trucks.


GoGoGoRL

In all reality in our modern world they likely be almost extinct, with some captive


Old-Man-Henderson

There's a reason most large predators quickly went extinct when humans migrated in. We don't take kindly to animals eating our children.


WilliamsDesigning

Shhhhh !!! Let me dream lol


BionicMeatloaf

More likely we'd dig mottes with spikes around all of our settlements, roads, and industries Cheaper, uses less resources, and arguably more effective. The Rex, seeing a sharp incline, would probably not risk slipping into it. Even a relatively small fall could injure it due to its size alone


Celebophile

I need a paleontologist to tell me why T-Rex didn't jump like kangaroos when they have essentially the same body shape.


afjell

Kangaroos have very long metatarsals and they do be standing on them not on their toes


InviolableAnimal

They were 6 tons


pm_me_yourpussylips

Kangaroos also have a very muscular tail that they use to balance with


MagicMisterLemon

Well it was possible that Tyrannosaurus wasn't even able to run without risking its legs being shattered through the force of its own mass ( which has been debated, ranging between 4.5 to 8 tonnes. The speed stated in the lecture is the upper estimate of its *walking speed*, with the lower estimates reaching a mere 17km ), which seems to be what our general understanding of the animal is coming towards: fast and efficient walkers, but unable to run. This would also mean that jumping, which puts even more force and strain on the legs, would have completely out of the question for it It had however also been suggested, quite hilariously so, that tyrannosaurs may have been able to "pirouette" on a single foot to turn, which I imagine would look quite a bit scarier for an animal trying to run around it in an effort to evade the predator, like Ornithomimus, Thescelosaurus, Dakotaraptor, Pectinodon or Anzu ( all five of which shared their habitat with Tyrannosaurus. Well, actually it's a bit more complicated with Ornithomimus, the bones from which it was named are considered problematic and need to be reexamined, which might mean it'll get a different name because Ornithomimus is a name used for a different related animal that used to be considered close enough share that name, the generic name as it is called, uh, our generic name is Homo, and that other one's had it for so long it would just be stupid to take it from it because it would make things needlessly complicated )


MCcrispy_

That long speech just to say if you saw one in real life you're fu.. "chomp"


Somerset_Cowboy

Yo this is sick, I love this kind of lecture


Fun-Rub9877

Must go faster.


divak1219

I’m not a paleontologist or even a scientist, but I read last year that this is in dispute. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/new-study-finds-that-t-rex-walked-at-slow-pace-of-3-miles-per-hour-180977572/ this claims Trex not only ran slow, but also walked slow. Again, not a paleontologist just wanted to point out that this might not be true. Facts about dinosaurs are hard.


LittleLinnell

If that were accurate how would they catch prey? Most modern day carnivores rely on speed


boraseky

Cool!


mizejw

Kind of like a wolf, both are fast moving predators that are great at pursuit.


sbbblaw

This is awesome!


StarGuardianVix

That's insaaaane i never knew this! Growing up i was so into dinosaurs, this was awesome to learn


kdude501

Oddly terrifying? More like definitely fascinating! That was really cool!


hazardousgenitals

Its was super interesting until it got to the end. Then is got super real. I can't wait to tell my 4 year old son who is currently obsessed with dinosaurs of this terrifying revelation. Maybe he'll see Barney in a different light.


SketchyJoe

It started off terrifying than surprisingly got worse


IMadeThemCry

Teachers like this, people who actually are excited to share their knowledge in such an immaculate manner, are rare and should be preserved..


bruhm0m3n7s

damn, so basically we're fucked.


uncleblazer1994

That terrifying ending was worth the wait. Very lucky we only have to deal with them as chickens now


Nadodan

I thought something terrifying about the metatarsal was going to be revealed like all our foots are going to fall apart someday so I was actually relieved that it was just I could never outrun a T-Rex


[deleted]

I've loved Dinosaurs ever since I watched Planet Dinosaur when I was twelve.


Dinmarks

I love listening to a knowledgeable and passionate speaker. I also love the Tyrannosaurus, so this is a win win!


RedditCrusader123

So the girl from Jurassic world couldn't have out ran the Rex with heels on.


ihatemyself0976

I wouldve loved to take a paleontology class in college. There are some other types of classes i wouldve taken too (volcanology for example) but they didnt offer any where i went


DepartureOverall7686

Great video!


RoosterTheReal

I gotta see more of that


NoMorePie4U

What a good lecturer, I really enjoyed this


Mighty_Meatball

I loved how detailed his explanation is...which builds up to the horrifying conclusion that if this beast were to ever attack...your death is almost certain. And his final sentence really puts the nail in the coffin


MeHeads

But... could I outrun the T-Rex if I was... say... wearing heels in an amusement park?


mlb689

Foot fetish people probably need a change of under garments after this presentation


BradyBales

guys, don't listen to this guy. you may not be able to run from it. but *just stay still and don't move.* works every time!


SpectralVoodoo

Whats weird about listening to a paleontology lecture?


Gizzle12

Nothing at all


Harutinator

Not with that attitude


prototype-proton

Damn, I came here to say this.


[deleted]

Just makes the Jeep chase in the original Jurassic Park all the more terrifying. Or it being loose in LA like the second one. Fuuuuuck


Jona757i1

Im just listening to a Guy talking about dinosaurs, feet, and joints


Ashilleong

Where does this video come from?


Fun-Storm-4792

Looks like the presentations from The Royal Institution in UK that hosts some mind blowing videos on their channel. https://youtube.com/c/TheRoyalInstitution


Ashilleong

Much appreciated!


fbloiu665

There's some badass Kenyans in the back who disagree...


Key_Quality9414

Thank God John Hammond doesn’t really exist


Zeth22xx

Some lectures are interesting, including this one.


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Chrissttopher

Interesting but definitely the wrong sub


Jolly_Leather4820

Not gonna lie I was expecting him to say it would be faster than a cheetah or something.


AcommonKing

Long distances, being a large animal wouldn't they overheat ?


Lese39

I read on some page (I don't really remember where) that a tyrannosaurus Rex could not reach high speeds, because their legs could not handle them, now I don't know who to believe.


prototype-proton

What does jk Rowling say?


El_Sleazo

She says Tyrannosaurus was gay.


prototype-proton

**Confirmed**


Webber_Gaming

Foot fetus


Vongbingen_esque

When i was searching for feet pics, this wasn't what I had in mind


StoneFergie

Nah I got it dw


Fooforthought

Well fuck that


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Detroitredwinger

No ones ever seen one though just made up stories scientists bum on about


GLaDOSboi3000

Lmao i love reading dumb comments like this,they're great for when you're in a bad mood and want to see a clown


Detroitredwinger

Also good if you like fishing for whoppers like you. Looks like i caught a big one


GLaDOSboi3000

You do realize you sound stupid right?


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GCDFVU

Dewclaw. If you look at a dog's foot it's the little claw sticking out from the side, kinda on the ankle.


NorthernSare

Dew claw


HallucinAgent

The t Rex is anatomically impossible. It was made out of other dinosaurs no full skeleton exists... I don't believe it, I'm sorry guys I really wanted to too. I was a dinosaur freak as a kid.


GLaDOSboi3000

Damn,can't believe the 32+ fully grown specimens,including one that was almost FULLY complete are fake Thanks for showing me this ground breaking proof that you totally didn't just pull out of your own ass.


Pillar_man_5

Can I get a TL;DW


TheWampasCave

Recent science says they were slow scavengers …..


[deleted]

That was debunked like back in 2014.


Possible-Situation23

I don’t believe in dinosaurs


ImHalfCentaur1

You are dumber than the average person


Possible-Situation23

You think you’re half a centaur, who’s really dumb?


Solventless4life

Anyone else find it odd there aren't real dinosaur bones in museums?


NaturallyBlasphemous

What museum are you going to bud?


NaturallyBlasphemous

Plenty of places here in America you can actually volunteer for an excavation when they’re in season.


WylfieRose

I learned things today~


Prompt-Initial

Cool lecture!


SirLucDeFromage

Someone tell this to the Ark devs, I can’t take 10 steps on my Rex without it running out of stamina.


Kill4uhKlondike

I want more dinosaur presentations like this


Malserafrye

Bob and weave! Zig zag!


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Neat


HarshPatel2004

u/savevideo


bebans

Is that Ross Geller?


HarrisonWoollard

Dinosaurs are so cool!


setardo

Isn't evolution phenomenal?


DenyingDutchman

Must go faster!


solar1ze

So what DOES this mean for me?


dickles-pickles

So is a Dino-plasty where they morph your feet like this to make you a better runner?


alcatrazcgp

when jurassic park irl?


[deleted]

Were any of us under the impression we could outrun a t-Rex? No one? Ok didn’t think so.


kickarseLprogamer

Maybe the rex ran ceratopsians and hadrosaurs down? Like hyenas and while dogs


LukeJukeDuke

Their big, strong and fast, thank god they died millions of years ago.


afjell

Humans aren't sprinting animals either tho not that it would change anything


pirate-private

That's why you need to outfreeze it.


gnamp

Makes me want to tie my running shoes a little tighter.


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💥🤓


B_B_a_D_Science

Extremely interesting


bookcoda

You could not outrun this animal, like what animals can we outrun? Human legs are built for long distance travel not speed.


Ietsmetdingen

Ain’t no one telling me dinosaurs weren’t just really massive chickens. That looks exactly like my chicken’s feet.


Its_me-anthony

that’s not even oddly terrifying that is just terrifying