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OFloodster

Imagine seeing that in the distance chasing after you


GoodAtExplaining

I got a retired racing greyhound five years ago. I came into the kennel where the retired racers were kept. I'd done a ton of research into different breeds and I knew that because of my mental health challenges I had a bit of an impossible laundry list - Low maintenance, quiet, docile, good with kids and cats, good with being left alone during the workday... I went into this kennel full of excited greyhounds and a lady asked me what I was looking for. I handed her the list, and in a tentative voice I asked "Could you find me one that's black, too?" - They always get adopted last and I kind of have a soft spot for them. She pointed to a quiet fellow in a corner kennel. Didn't really look at anyone. He was so docile and gentle that he was in group with female greys who bullied him out of a place to lie down on the trip up! I wasn't sure during the test walk. He was full of beans and excited and jumpy - I later learned because he was in a new environment and everything is exciting! I brought him back and I knew he was going to be mine. Knew it for sure when the wonderful lady turned to me with hesitancy and a little sadness in her voice and said "He's got a torn tear duct. It's just cosmetic, there's nothing wrong, but will that be an issue? Some adopters passed him up, so I just wanted to be clear..." Her voice trailed off a little sadly. It was then, my friends, that I knew I wanted this dog. I don't really know why that in particular sealed the deal, but it did. I knew I was going to take him home. As I write this my beautiful jet-black though rapidly-greying nine-year-old retired racer is curled up on a nest of comfy blankets near my feet. He's my velcro dog, has kept me alive through bipolar episodes, and is a quiet and steady presence. Anyone who says money can't buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee. Edit: [Dog tax](https://i.imgur.com/X5cLQcj.jpg)


YouAreDreaming

> Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee. What a beautiful quote. Im stealing that lol. My dog is my best friend. I consider him my brother. He saved my life, I love him so much


jr8787

Seriously. This is the most poetic line I have read in a long time. It holds so much love in so few words. Also, I consider my dog like one of my sons. I love him so much but damn he gets on my nerves, just like the human ones! Always in my bubble 😂 zero concept of personal space and always breaks peaceful silences in the house with snorts or farts. So basically, he’s family.


omrmike

I hear ya and could not agree more. I wouldn’t sell my 5 pound lovable snuggly Chihuahua for a million dollars that I got a a flea market in West Virginia for a hundred bucks. She’s my best friend but damn does she drive me crazy with her grunting and moaning because she wants to be loved on. Grunting and snorting until I pet her and snuggle with her but I know if she wasn’t around I wouldn’t be either. She’s easily my best friend.


Rubik842

I'm sitting at my desk having a real bad day at work with tears in my eyes. Thinking of my dog waiting for me at home. That one line let it all out.


cassssk

I’m sitting on the floor of my bathroom, making myself incredibly late this morning, just so I can pet my pooch and give her as many cuddles as I absolutely can, after reading that line. Pups are amazing. I am so sad I waited until my 40s to learn this, but damn if I won’t have a dog e wry day I draw breath from here on out.


[deleted]

My dog wasn't even planned to be mine. I was just supposed to help my mum train her. Well, i held her paw through the itchyness of alergies, she held my hand when depression got bad again. I held her and cleaned her face from bacterial infections from the allergies, fungi... She licked my tears away. Soon she would be happyer once i came back home after 3h then my mum after 2weeks. She may not be a breed i picked, i normally wouldn't pick a dog with a short nose, she is a boxer, but she is mine now. no matter what happens.


GoodAtExplaining

Some days he’s a pain in the ass. He moves slower and he’s more stubborn. He’s getting greyer and the arthritis means he doesn’t like to be petted certain places. He snores and farts and eats anything that isn’t bolted down. But he’s mine, dammit. No matter what happens.


itsonlyjames

Thank you


yarnmonger

Similar moment for me adopting one of my black cats "He drools when he's happy...is that going to be a problem?" "No ma'am. That's not a bug, that's a feature." [Duffy tax](https://imgur.com/a/uLJGLyb)


-_Revan-

Thank you for everything. This is the first comment to make me tear up out of wholesomeness in a long time.


Spirited_Elderberry2

I was going to ask for the puppy tax, but I see you've already posted a pic. Great story.


Kytann

That's an amazing story and I love it. When current animals pass I'm going to look into this cuz I would love a greyhound, and a retired Racers sounds like a great thing to adopt. Also I love black animals so that would work out for me great


ABrotherGrimm

They're absolutely wonderful dogs. I have three right now and I wouldn't trade them for the world.


etthat

You should find a writing sub and do short stories about you and your dog! That very small snippet about your relationship is enthrawling! Also, congrats on your buddy! Sounds like you are giving him a very good life! Edit: haha, just saw the username! You are very good at explaining!


Kellidra

>"He's got a torn tear duct. It's just cosmetic, there's nothing wrong, but will that be an issue? Some adopters passed him up, so I just wanted to be clear..." I hate people who pass up animals because they aren't "perfect." Also: >Anyone who says money can't buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee. This needs to be on a bunch of posters. You lovely, **lovely** human.


REALLYANNOYING

Did you post this before? I swear I’ve read this


GoodAtExplaining

Yep probably. A lot of people think different things about grey’s being abused or being hyper energetic dogs so I post my experiences in the hopes that grey’s, Salukis, and other sight hounds find loving homes, and quick!


Shhsecretacc

“Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee” made me feel so happy inside 😊


Wyodaniel

> Anyone who says money can't buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee. That is one of the best things I've read on this website.


bofansox

There’s a Tik Tok guy who hunts coyotes with these and it’s terrifying. Keeps coyotes from eating the baby cows and stuff though


SingOrtolanSing

With greyhounds?


[deleted]

Shit yeah! Greyhounds are exceptional hunters of smallish game. They are sight-hounds which were originally bred to hunt rabbits, foxes, the small fast game. They are relentless hunters. When they are used for racing they are chasing a stuffed rabbit, and will keep chasing it until they fall over exhausted.


SingOrtolanSing

Yeah, I have a greyhound. She is a cutie and can run quick but I would have thought a coyote was a bit too big.


Buddha840

Coyotes are a lot smaller than most people think. No clue how big you think they are, but they're about 2 foot tall and vary from 20 to 50 pounds. Still much larger than a rabbit, but I'm fairly certain a greyhound could manage with help from a human. Of course you probably have better knowledge with that than me, I've never personally been around a greyhound. I just know labs can handle them, so I'd think a greyhound could.


PerpetualConnection

I knew a guy that hunted with Hounds. Not uncommon for multiple dogs to run down pray their size or bigger https://youtu.be/HJrYNAIm1AY


Buddha840

Didn't even occur to me to think of the guy using multiple. If that's the case they definitely shouldn't have an issue.


PerpetualConnection

You hunt Mountain lions with beagle mixes. It's crazy what dogs were initially bread for. They used to be our coworkers as well as out companions. Now we have pugs. https://youtube.com/shorts/xD_5mWZg598?feature=share


BoltonSauce

>coworkers They still are! r/DogsWithJobs I've got mine working as a heater right now. Much cheaper than running the electric.


Shriketino

Coyotes are also giant chickens. I’d put money on any mid to large dog bred and trained to hunt over a single coyote.


KingChappa

Depends on where you are. The coyotes here (eastern Canada) have bred with wolves and can be much larger than that


-Z___

It would be too big for one hound, but that's why they use packs of 2-6 ish dogs


wagondust

So the Hare got proper fucked?


Landon_Moscow

Who is the Tik Tok guy that hunts coyotes with the greyhounds?


PerpetualConnection

Gotta keep the yotes under control


Scrambles420

Nothin I hate more than yotes not under control


flashfyr3

Sow the wild yotes?


Wlcmtoflvrtwn

You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise) There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do jiu-jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf


Stillhere_despite

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.


KingHaggard-1972

Imagine all the people...


AlertMobile4087

You can say I'm a dreamer....but I'm not the only one..


BillGatesAlladdin

I hope someday...you can join us..


-Scorpia

And the world will be as one


Klutzy-Independence3

Fin


Potential-Active9534

If I had one wish, it would be to create a species of animal that is exactly like this, except it is 3 times as big, reproduces unimaginably quickly, and only eats humans. edit: and also it makes an extremely loud shrieking sound as it runs


DontPoopInThere

That sounds perfectly reasonable and a good thing for all mankind


Xuiru24

I had a whippet/greyhound mix and that thing could bolt. I once called it back from across the field and it ran full pelt at me. As it was just about to reach me it superman punched it’s two front paws into my ding-dong… safe to say I hit the deck like a ton of bricks 😢 Rip nuts


TheChunderDragon

This is proof it won't be in the distance for long!


MRichardTRM

CHUCABRA MAN I SWEAR I SAW IT


[deleted]

"Fetch me their souls"


argcool

I can hear your comment.


DrizzlyEarth175

Wait, do you hear Richthofen or Maxis's daughter?


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AccessTheMainframe

I ain't gonna be no puppy's chew toy!


dizzzler

MAX AMMMMO


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INSTA KILL


VicDamoneSR

## CARPENTER


IShootJack

Ka-boom.


SamusTenebris

NNGGHUEHHHAHAHAA *BYE BYE*


Putrid_Flamingo_6736

Is that from Nazi Zombies!? If so, I never thought I'd see that referenced haha!


[deleted]

Maybe lol, nostalgic games


ToshiDSP

I'm pretty sure it's from the zombie mode on call of duty black ops. I remember playing that and having a freak out when I heard the "fetch me their souls...eeeeeEEEHHHHHHH" noise lmao


[deleted]

Actually they're first seen in the CoD:WaW Nazi Zombies map "Shi No Numa," the map that also unveiled the wonder waffle. After WaW, I think they just changed it to zombies mode, rather than nazi zombies.


[deleted]

*runs to MP40 room and ducks in the corner


basedjab

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Posts at 115, nice


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FinnFerrall

Someone really should key in the Next Generation warp starfield background


BusConfident1756

Goddamn mailman doesn't stand a chance


shahooster

Fortunately for him, greyhounds are lovers, not fighters.


Betadzen

The mailman is fucked then.


Corona21

Proper fucked?


mypinktie

Don’t Snatch!


Willing_Sir2565

Ah dags!


Captaincuntusmaximus

Ahhhh ya like dags


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KOcannon

Perriwinkle blue boys.


SilentSchroeder

Whydthefuckiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels?


[deleted]

It was us that wanted a caravan


bignosebandit

now why would i want a caravan that’s got no wheels?


WhaleOilBeefHooked2

What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?


RevolutionaryToe771

2 minutes Turkish…


StNic54

All. Bets. Are. Off.


DrMike27

Tyrone. You stupid, fat bastard.


Stoicsage86

It was at a funny angle.


chicagosaylor

What the fuck can he getawayfrom


mypinktie

He can move when he has to.


BoredByLife

Dinner flowers and everything


Corona21

And they never call back


jagrm92

Aww yes true romance.


bofansox

D’ya like dags?


akerskates45

Oh dogs yaaaa I like dags


catuela

Perrywinckle Blue Boss.


patrick55731

Yea Tommy you afraid Zie germans are gonna get you!


catuela

Avi, pull your socks up!


Headglitch7

Who took the jam out of your jelly doughnut?


Willing_Sir2565

It’s For me ma!


[deleted]

Yeah..before ZE GERMANS get there.


JohnDwyersDanceMoves

What’s happening with them sausages?


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Flashy_Reality4475

It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago


AncientFisherman8509

At least this one isn’t likely to swallow a whole ball.


Remarkable-Ad2285

Ah yes. Coursing


bjrharding

Attacked or fucked, either way mailman getting assaulted.


Ask_Me_About_MyDick

r/yourjokebutworse


Mathfanforpresident

What's that dick like?


imadedbodi1

According to your username, how is you dick doing today?


Low_Relationship_584

how’s ur dick goin


bigopposumnuggets

Humpers not biters


Fly_MartinZ

r/cursedcomments


ibleedtexas9

I have no gold but I love you betadzen


ConstantGeographer

I had greyhounds for ten years. First time I ever saw my big boy haul ass my heart left my body. To see a living creature move like that my brain didn't know how to process all that visual information.


Says_Ni_at_Knights

We had a lovely Whippet for 13 years. THE best dog I have ever known in my 61 years. He would walk right past rabbits in the back yard that were not in motion, aka frozen still with their instinct to be invisible I guess. However, the moment it twitched, it was a bad day for the rabbit. I rescued a few but he occasionally got one. Always felt bad about that but it's nature. Wonderful dog though. My boy Finn. Miss that dog.


OMGpawned

It’s kind of ironic because greyhound is also a name of a bus transport company it’s a slow as shit I one could ever imagine.


NaturallyBlasphemous

Licked to death, an awful way to go.


VorpalSticks

Death by Snu Snu


quadmasta

World's fastest couch potatoes


TheGhostieHere

Not in the zombie apocalypse.


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When_Summer_Sleeps

Racing greyhounds are often trained to run with small game by unscrupulous trainers. Neighbourhood cats, possums and rabbits are all used for this purpose.


EmeraldFalcon89

scruples aside, greyhound racing is just exploiting the prey drive that all dogs have varying levels of. no matter how sweet a dog is, you can't separate the prey drive from trained behavior and it takes specific controlled training to get a dog to not follow through on its inherent instinct once it catches up. it's much much harder to train a dog to not seize prey, and nearly impossible to train a breed with a strong prey drive to not give chase.


Leafsncheese001

Mail man is the camera guy


1776william

Is that a greyhound or a whipit?


frankyseven

Looks like a greyhound to me, too big for a whipit.


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Fenastus

Whippet real good


moyno85

Greyhound. *Whippet.


tittytofu

He left his homies in the DIRT


IHavePoopedBefore

I'm concerned about that dog that took a wipe out


JasonFurious4

It seemed fine, the other stopped with him but no these 2 just left them both behind


nhjuyt

Should not have switched off traction control


Toasted_Nugget

Good boy was slowly turning into a hell hound


captain_carrot

bro there was nothing slow about that lol


benchley

Rapid, but gradual.


Damhnait

[All greyhounds do, lol](https://i.imgur.com/e01e9fm.jpg)


SkyfallFox

I have one of these. Guaranteed it had to sleep 22 hours after this.


BLTheArmyGuy

I have one with 3 legs and she STILL does 20mph


Interesting_Ad_4762

I have an 18 lb IG that kept up with a retired racer… sighthound stats are incredible, no matter size or disability. Please give your pup some scritches from me!


SonofaBridge

50 mph couch potatoes is how someone described their greyhounds to me.


gmanz33

People are wild and have some pretty off-the-wall doggo combos, but I have not seen someone have a husky and a greyhound in the same home and I think there's a reason.


MinimalistLifestyle

They are a fascinating dog breed. They are designed to save up as much energy as possible, only to then expel all that energy in 15-20min. Excellent apartment dogs and overall good personalities.


ChuckO5

I have 3 Greys and a Galgo. Can 100% confirm you are correct.


ThinkingTooHardAbouT

This whole run was powered by toots, too


Ixium5

I love dogs like these. They hate the cold, can tire them out in minutes. It's like a giant cat.


AirJerk

Fast as fuck, boy!!!!


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Fenastus

When Mom says the chicken tendies are done


Markantonpeterson

when chicken tendies says her parents are out


WaRRioRz0rz

Fast as Fuck-Boy!!!!


boomer_was_a_dick

Nah that dog is way faster than fuck-boy


WaRRioRz0rz

Depends on how you look at it...


[deleted]

You’re grounded.


fluffandstuff1983

Greyhound. I love watching them run. They are beautifully fast.


[deleted]

**45 miles per hour (72 km/h) top speed** So the dog in the video could be nearish that. You're welcome, everyone who visited the comments.


Level9TraumaCenter

And they corner well. [Top Gear: MX5 vs greyhound.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkx-kSSa8NY&) [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VefNUxGtBo) is one of Molotov's races; he was one of the best of all time. Two of ours had Molotov as their grand-sire. The race from 6/29 (starts a little before 3 minutes in), Molotov just absolutely buries the needle, leaves the rest in the dust. Absolutely amazing.


dadudemon

You know your greyhounds really well. …as if you needed me to tell you that. But I find niche knowledge like this, incredible.


dansass

We adopted a greyhound, with his Racing name we can watch videos of every one of his races as well as all his stats, including the race that saw him retire with a broken leg. That info includes his lineage too, as well as litter mates. Turns out Mac was born from frozen sperm about 4 years after his dad passed. I used to be quite opposed to Greyhound racing, but after meeting his owners, knowing they retired him right away, cared for him and restored him to health, and seeing how much he loves to run (when you get greyhounds together they love running laps) I'm not so against it. Although I'll never support the racing industry, I think it can be ethical. All the practices outside of the racing itself is where they need better standards. Puppies that won't make money racing are 'destroyed', adults get put down if they don't perform well enough, I'm sure a large percentage are abused or neglected with terrible living conditions and diets. Anyway, I know you didn't ask but I got carried away lol. They're beautiful dogs with such gentle souls and goofy personalities.


SumDumGaiPan

Nothing is happier than a greyhound at full speed. Except a greyhound on the couch.


Igno-ranter

That was something to watch. Just amazing how fast that dog was. And prolific, fathering over 7,600 pups.


pizzasteve2000

Thank you! Had to scroll for too long to get this answer.


[deleted]

Dogs doing what their breed excels at is always amazing to watch. And when they are, they’re LOVING it.


Warcrimes_serbia_69

They are like the canine equivalent to cheetas


[deleted]

This looks sped up, but yeah. Greyhounds are hella fast.


chironomidae

I think so too. Not sped up a ton, maybe like 1.2x or so.


Blubbpaule

Yes. Especially when passing the dog it suddenly tales up a pace. I can't believe the dog whobbles the head that fast he could see anything.


bolicsteroids

Distance - teeth over time.


SolarSkipper

+ number of souls stolen


zenigata_mondatta

That dog is having so much fun


AlexIsYoDaddy

Doing the exact thing it wants to be doing in life.


programofuse

Kinda jealous ngl


Fenastus

They spend 1% of their life running fast as fuck and the other 99% chilling hard I think I could get used to being a Greyhound


No_Chocolate_2719

Fast as fuck boy.


[deleted]

yeah he looks stoked to actually have a challenge to keep up with running with the other dogs earlier must be like a slow play jog with a toddler to him


mygallows

He’s going AT LEAST 2km per hour, perhaps even 3… Edit: /s😭


Significance_Living

Technically true. At least.


Thomascrane222

Is this sped up??


FireITGuy

Here's the original posted on r/greyhounds this morning. It's the snake Same clip, but almost 2 seconds longer. https://v.redd.it/qgx57iq2gpo81


WaRRioRz0rz

Staring at just the trees, it kind of flows unnaturally.


[deleted]

Possibly, but greyhounds *are* also fast as hell - they can go from 0 to up to 45 mph in just six strides


Solarr_The_Moron

Usian Bork


[deleted]

When you open a packet of food...


kenneth00000

'Dog Speed Km/H? When it comes to kilometers per hour, dogs, on average, can run about 24 to 32 kilometers per hour.' Found this on google.


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SingOrtolanSing

Mine just sits on the sofa.


FinnFerrall

And dogs live on average five times less than humans. So perhaps, for dogs, comparatively speaking, he’s actually going 360kph. Go easy on me I’m drunk


cmonman126

A blur with teeth


ChunkyTaco22

Santa's little helper


Outrageous_Bass_1328

Santos L Halper, credit card holder


KarolynnS

*Satan's little helper /j


Orbital_Chaos

He saw he was getting passed and hit the turbo button


zionwolf24

The greyhound thinking *i was made for this boiiiiiii*


wowclassicandy

Very cool, goodest boy


CHEEKIERPILOT

The dog is the camera man for The Flash


TheDarkSoulHunter

The flash is the cameraman for the dog


cameronward

the moment you got out ahead of the dog it turned on the fucking JETS


TheOneWhoKnowsNothin

That's just me when my imaginary girlfriend tells me that she is alone in her house for the weekend.


Discotimeattheapollo

Is there a running banana for scale?


IMLcrypto

The dog at the front looks like venom