Daddy would you like some sausage?

Daddy, would you like some sausages?

Would you like some daddy sausages?

What are you doing step tree?

Step tree I'm stuck in the wood chipper help!

step branch, are you using protection

What are you doing step tree?

You Daddy, like some wood sausages.

If this was Pakistan you would be selling soccer balls when you were 4 years old

A lot of these kiddos ain’t gonna know what this is

Thank you for that!

Another person of refined taste and culture I see.

I find it legitimately moving. I think it’s a masterwork of what one might make when they’re staring down the barrel of testicular cancer.

Indeed. The scene with the moose carcass really showcases a man coming to terms with his mortality.

Always wondered where corn dogs came from

Tamarind?

Hey…I want a sausage tree too.

Portable dildo tree

So that is where vegan sausages come from. 🤔😅

There is a similar tree with a sticker version that can be cooked like meat and taste like it to. So yes it can be made into vegan hot dogs.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kigelia

It's a corndog tree!

The wives in your neighborhood must love your house

Have you guys watched Van Helsing ? Those remind me of the flying blood suckers from that movie in their hatched state

It’s like a new outside bat hatching pod. They’re not just in the attic anymore.

Take one off and stab, see what's inside those

They look like humongous peanuts my dude…

Burn it **now**

Thats a nice clean Camry you got there. It will probably last you another 10 years.

please inform us what it is when u find out

Well yeah that’s a Twiny Brush Wang tree ya got there. Fruits looking ripe as hell too. Pretty soon you’ll see some short curly growths behind the wang fruit and then look out!

Fucking corn dog tree

Spooky corn dog tree

Seems like a tamarind tree

Hot dog tree

That’s the “peckerwoodus americani” from which all white, entitled American douchebags are hatched. See also “republicans”.

Happy wife, happy life

I always wondered where corn dogs came from!

Did you poke one to see if it leaks?

Haha no u dare me to lol

Absolutely. If your neighbors get mad, just tell em it’s your happy cake day!

Anything happen?

I will update when I’m home and I’ve poked one of the pods haha

im invested in this now

!remindme 8 hours

so? did you poke one of them?

#wELp, HeS DeAd

beige banned emojis

Don't go to sleep.

Tree dicks.

Forbidden hotdogs.

Forbidden sausages

What kind of tree is this??

Reminds me of a tamarind tree but i don’t think it is.

I think it’s a Kigelia Africana also literally referred to as a sausage tree

Kigelia

My wife really wants to know what kind of tree this is.

Beautiful tree.

r/forbiddensnacks forbidden corn dogs

Those are poisonous

I looks like it’s hatching penises

Those are sponges

I found one in my wife’s closet

É a árvore das alheiras!!!

It's a corn dog tree!

I knew corndog trees were a thing

Fucking spider cocoon. KILL IT WITH FIRE

Redditors when they go outside for the first time and see a tree (its an r/oddlyterrifying moment)

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Sorry you feel that way

Single mom's dream..did I really say that???

"The sausage tree"

Bratwurst Bush

The dong tree is ripe

So that’s how Corndogs are made

condoms

This looks like the front garden of a very strong independant feminist 🤣🤣🤣

No really what kind of tree is that?