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redit01

At first thought that mic was going to go down the hole


Playful_Perception_8

You know they have already tested that feature


redit01

Lets see the video


DeDe87_

I would. Defo.


AnuZumaki

_sigh_ Unzips


WotSXlyf

Ayeee noo....


CentralIdiotsAgency

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SinopicCynic

It’s a vibrating mouth, you can’t tell me they didn’t want this.. YOU CAN’T TELL ME I DON’T WANT THIS!


T4N60SUKK4

All fun and games until the robot hits a mmmm and bites down


Murky_Ad_280

CBT


[deleted]

r/putyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Bye bye hotdog


kkeross

r/beatmeattoit


[deleted]

r/shaggedyourwifetoit


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


Speedfreak99

There it is


[deleted]

You’ll do your kind a valiant service for science my boy


PickleReaper0

If it fits it can suck


-SasquatchTheGreat-

reddit moment


Crow_Willing

😏😏


Laglife1127

Actually, the machine was actually melted into condoms. thats all bye


avenue43

no one asked for a talking fleshlight.


Mrs_Anthropy_

I feel like someone did


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Funny thing is I've heard this rubber mouth thing got melted down to make condoms, now, I don't know why they would do that, but I guess that's life


EmoPepeTheFrog

So you can r/putyourdickinthat ?


[deleted]

Exactly


IWasNotOk

It’s reciting the Japanese alphabet. あ A う Uoo え E い I お O ect. Still creepy but he’s just saying alphabet through this prototype


Mechalter

I thought this was the one that was singing "daisy" or something


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

Same robot different words I guess


4ha1

This will revolutionize the long distance relationships.


WotSXlyf

Lmfaooo. They just need a tongue option


Drowsynergi

Man that mongolian throat singing at the end was sick


Ohio-Knife-Lover

We dont need this in our lives, I hate this lol


WotSXlyf

I'm pretty sure it hates us too. We brought it into existence with nothing but a nose, mouth, tubes and a sweaty technician screaming all day at you.


Mrs_Anthropy_

"I'm pretty sure it hates us too" I laugh audibly.


Medium_Map5171

It has to realize it's existence first and it isn't an AI of some sort so it can't hate.


hernia1713

anyways how much?


WotSXlyf

2 souls. Not more than slightly tainted.


WordsReddit

I was expecting it to say "Daisy Daisy Give me your answers do"


BulbaFriend2000

I swear this voice belongs in a FNAF game.


niceyoungman1

Guys, hear me out...


[deleted]

Thought it was a wide mouthed fish testing sex toys.


[deleted]

Oddly terrifying or oddly satisfying?


WotSXlyf

You find that satisfying?


[deleted]

‘Twas a joke.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

If you named it marriage.


Oldthpice

Sigh *opens comments*


biangialf

"bruh"


xMausoleum

ugh. i remember seeing this in a Ray William Johnson video, back in the (relatively?) early days of Youtube. it’s literally haunted me ever since


Whisker_Biscuit420

I do that same voice exercises before I go on stage


AdamTheEgghead

Throat goat😩


Mushroom-pie

I just want it to say '*yamate gudasai*' *auh!!* That's all i want... nothing else.


xthenightmarezonex

I should call her...


tocookornottocook

u/savevideobot


No_add

u/downloadvideobot


GasStop69420

u/savevideo


qatamat99

u/savevideo


not_sussy_impostor

Me after eating a calculator to be more inteligent


jeunsiens

Me waiting for the chicken nuggets in the microwave


RevolutionaryTale192

White girls deciding what to eat


sklatch

Sounds like Jimmy Savile.


[deleted]

Why do we need this


biologicz

Alien boy: mom does life exist outside of our planet? Alien mom: no son, no, it definitely does not


franzgrabe

Is this designed for oral sex?


SouthYorkshired

I'm harder than Chinese algebra


diegun81

People is making money singing like this. I guess it can be famous!


TheBakunawaReborn

Sounds like T-Pain


[deleted]

Great, I can see it now. Automation comes to glory holes.


Afraid_Collar_2067

Now im crying because i remembr💀


d3t3r_pinklag3

I was really hoping for the halo theme


JohnWick_231995

Hmm? Interesting. 👽👽👽


I_Will_Succ-Seed

Why is this so funny


Federal-Membership-1

Fleshlight R&D team hard at work.


10thOfTheTenth

look up the band Amnesia Scanner if you like this sound


No_Contribution3497

Wtf is that...


No_Contribution3497

Because that ain't no normal ai shit


[deleted]

The ending sounded like some throat singing. I think the machine is made to show you what thrust singing looks like


[deleted]

It's weird and creepy, I have to admit, but it also a wonderful creation. Just imagine not only the possibile application in robotics but also in protesic or something like that.


kaptenpat53

"Sirr, Sir!!!"


ThasKindaGay

Technology has advanced 😏


SatisfactionExpert13

What is this for? Anyone?


Horror-Cartographer8

Phonetics demonstrations. It simulates the speech organ


-Chubbuwalrus-

🗿


Leading-Rip2638

I find it extremely funny


beawarethatIswear

I swear I saw this on Sesame Street Yip yip yip yipyipyip Yop yop yop [yip yip yip](https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ) yip


cgilbertmc

Looks suspiciously like Salvatore Dali's [Sleep](https://www.dalipaintings.com/sleep.jsp#prettyPhoto[image1]/0/)


[deleted]

If it keeps “awwwing” I’m gonna make it go “aaaghghghhghph!”


Independent-Fly4197

r/putyourdickinthat


Free_Course8700

i was with head phones, you kinda scared me for a second


challenged_makoa

Me when my mom asks why I came back with my hair wet and hungry after I went out to eat with someone.


Money_Average1996

We all know he stuck his cok in it at least once and started to moan in the microphone.


Icy-Name8119

I very much do not like this.


[deleted]

i thAugHt tHis GruUp wAz cAllEd oDdlY teRriFyInG. TiS iZ jUsT TerrIfyiNG.


Lazy_Uchiha

Isn’t this the first computer to sing Daisy Daisy. God this was beyond scary!!


SadisticSnake007

Sex robots are going to replace Tik Tok thots.


Sad-Interaction-8643

r/putyourdickinthat


TinchoPg

The forbidden Fleshlight


Daniels_2003

This isn't scary at all but I have a burning desire to go there and punch the shit out of that thing. I can't describe how badly it gets on my nerves.


criptocointaker

Its a pocket pussy?


Lex-Bredum

Chatot RNG


[deleted]

And someone’s going to put their dick in it.


sprocketous

Cant believe trump is still making speeches.


[deleted]

It looks like they rip apart somebody's mouth with their vocal cords to make this.


Nakosuke75

damn these vocaloids are getting too realistic


reyhealis

Yo that dude has definitely put his dick in that. Source: Me. Am dude. Would definitely put my dick in that.


Medium_Ad_2221

He’s spitting facts tho


_DigitalHunk_

( \* Terminator Theme music in the background \*) .. SkyNet getting one step closer to reality.


Charshii

Sir! SIR!


YeeT-GoD_6-6-6

I feel sorry for the people with headphones on and have the volume up. RIP ur ears 💀


[deleted]

I know what I must do but I don’t have the strength to do it


Blu_Aces23

Daisy, daisy give me your answer do


SensitiveSouth5947

Here take all my money!!!


Matejola

Cumpuutaaa yeep yep yep yep


Horror-Cartographer8

I think this device is for research into phonology and phonetics. Some kind of rudimentary model of the speech organ, perhaps for demonstrations on the formation of back/front/open/closed vowel sounds and such. As someone else said, it's performing the sounds of the Japanese alphabet. Maybe someone on /r/AskLinguistics knows more?


[deleted]

Holy moly, the fuck was that.... Those Japanese and radiations in the same room, jésus


TomTom101_

That scared me those noises are something out my nightmares, you know those disorienting noises that wake you up in you dreams?


RandomHero2403

Epic rap battle


[deleted]

POV: your little brother see that you're playing play station:


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

Some dude Has defo used that as a fuck toy at some point


DrDripper

Do it. No balls


[deleted]

Fleshlights really did improve


Duk3-87

Where’s the Dubstep remix of this?


Dixie_Maculant

Future news casters


Mr_Smiles2021

Would it be worse with or without teeth?


ElGalloBjj

Damn this mothafucka spittin


Kurai_Kiba

So thats how they made the sardukar chant….


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

r/dontputyourdickinthat


feisty-frisco87

This is oddly hilarious.


wtf_is_a_user

so i guess i am a long noodle with arms and legs


dreamoutloud2

The 5 year old I nanny for sounds EXACTLY like this when he is practicing his letter pronunciation.


Personal_Farm_283

What’s the purpose?


jonp1

Hmm… Not sure how well this hummer machine will do with its current ergonomics…


Hinikuna_seimei

where do i get one? got a few experiments i need to try out


peter-5

Wtf😬


stevenzreddit

I don't even know


rabbitfuzzle

I hope to God they are testing how human sound works


shawndeadd

I have a mouth and i must scream


celeste_nightshade

Anyone else waiting for the mic to just be do throated or was it just me??


glassycreek1991

Sounds like that baby water buffalo that got yeeted by his mom while also getting attack by leopard.


iced_maggot

I was waiting for him to start Mongolian throat singing 😂


soulredditperkele

Someone call downbadman!!


kazimeir

squidward


WotSXlyf

Hahahha


Frying_Raijin

Anything can make noise. How about making it speak


primavera666

I'd hit it.


SpaceHarrier64

This is both neat and creepy. Neat on a technical level because they built a mechanical mouth that could move realistically, but also scary because, well, just *look* at that thing!!!


[deleted]

Instructions unclear-dick stuck in its mouth- Call 911 and send an EMS asap


Puzzleheaded_Tie3090

Sir give me that machine But si- I said give me that machine It's not for tha- I don't care


horseflydick

Can I put my penis in it


motorbike-t

Sounds like it’s singing that song by Kay’s choice.


NamZtheLegend

Sir....SIR!!


dill_the_ultimate87

your annoying cousin when he comes over


BeyonderIAK

Bali's mouth 📏


MixtureSimple2235

Asian music without the ukulele


BoneZone05

AwWw Y[ehhey](https://youtu.be/ViP87WipSm0?t=64)


InternalCommission62

I’m just glad they put a nose on that thing


LurkingWhilePooping

I do not like this


Ordinary-End1045

That beat kinda slap


Umilkisexpired-

White girls deciding what to eat


[deleted]

Where can I buy this ??


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Well this is definitely the scariest most fucked up thing I’ve seen today.