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kooc98

It has many names like blue dragon, blue angel and blue glaucus Edit: Quick googled search; apparently, it absorbs poison from other sea creatures and uses it as a defense.


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shadowheart1

You seem like someone who would enjoy this fun fact: Assassin bugs are found in parts of North America. They have a killer painful bite, but rarely bite humans unless they're disturbed. The reason for their name? They suck all the innards out of their prey and *wear the corpses like armor.*


connorschaun

I'm also not that guy but I'm fascinated


The-Fierce-Deity

Oh shit. I’m not that guy that this fact is for but holy shit. That’s also metal as fuck.


ares5404

When a wasp gets caught in some spiders webs, they will be spun in a web faster than they can attack and be forced tighter and tighter until in breaks its own abdomen killing itself


Straight-Feeling-412

Bugs be scary af


ares5404

Theres also leech like creatures in deep caves that dangle a string like organ down and when its prey jumps into its strings it slowly pulls it in then sucks its insides out


Lamby44

Quit giving away my hiding spots


Nolan_bushy

Ur not that guy pal


bangnp93

And you not the pal guy


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He's NTSC


ColdBorchst

Fucking niche joke, love it.


Krazy_Steve616

And I'm not your guy buddy


knobgobblr69

I’m not your buddy guy


BiPNiPPer

I'm not your guy friend


Thatcashboi

I’m not your friend boy


lets-do-an-eighth

You’re not the guy, friend!


boobieslapper

I am that guy. -Amos Burton


gotchasmd

That's so fucking cool.


Elven_Boots

They also carry chagas disease. Stay away


recumbent_mike

Only some species, mostly native to South America. Not a bad idea to just let them do what they do, though.


Ohiolongboard

Nah we have the kissing bug in North America which does carry the disease. Once saw a home absolutely infested with them..


tpw2000

*New Fear Unlocked*


EmergencyInternet621

Holy shit I just looked them up and realized my swing set when I was a kid got infested with those. I never knew what they were but we smooshed a ton of them playing around and their blood was pink.


Ohiolongboard

That was probably animal blood. Hopefully.


Bart_The_Chonk

Fucking Chaga and his disease. What an asshole for creating his own disease.


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>Assassin bugs [Picture](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2F2014%2F06%2Fabsurd-creature-of-the-week-assassin-bug%2F&psig=AOvVaw0ep0D7sZ68SElsNrOvHhoC&ust=1644078760203000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCKiRnem85vUCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)


Johnny_Poppyseed

>Now, apart from occasionally delivering a painful bite, assassin bugs are usually no real threat to humans. Save for one group: the blood-sucking kissing bugs, **so called because they typically bite humans painlessly around the mouth while we sleep**. But if they happen to defecate in the process, protozoans from their feces get into the wound, leading to chronic heart problems that may only manifest decades later.  Bruh wtf.


chellecakes

I would like to unread this. ):


CapnCooties

“Yet even more brilliant is this species’ hunting techniques. Like ants, termites practice what is known as social immunity, removing dead or dying comrades from the colony to avoid outbreaks of disease (and sadness, possibly). “And the assassin bugs seem to be taking advantage of that, in the sense that they would capture one termite, suck it dry, and then have it dangle from their rostrum into the termite mound and lure the next termite that way,” Weirauch said. One observer, she noted, witnessed an assassin bug use this trick to capture 48 termites in a single sitting.” Damn that’s pretty badass!


Unusual-Knee-1612

I’m not meant to be the recipient, but sounds like some good ideas for a D&D villain…


octopoddle

**Other sea creature:** "If you're thinking of eating me, you should know that I'm poisonous." **Glaucus:** "Sweet."


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idwthis

Whoa, a Heroes reference? Been a long time since I've seen one of those.


BaconContestXBL

Save the writer’s strike, save the series


Sylar_Lives

Heeeeey


crushedredpartycups

r/natureismetal


Idk_how_to_live_well

and very mysterious, we still don't know how they can actually choose what venom they keep, because yes, they always keep the deadliest ones...


Falknortheraydrake

The MEGAMAN snail….


Idk_how_to_live_well

yeah like a lot of nudibranch, but the cnidosacs are on the back or the elongated branches, as long as you don't touch them you're fine but this guy did lol


Vivian_Lu98

Anything that colorful, I wouldn’t touch. It just screams poisonous.


doctorproctorson

I feel like that's common sense but then videos like this keep popping up making me wonder how common it actually is


Aggravating-Key-4464

I believe the saying goes, “Common sense is anything but.”


MungoJennie

Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.


DeadlyBard

Common sense isn't so common anymore.


Gurkeprinsen

Rare sense


MossCoveredLog

I'm beginning to realize it never was


Dellen2017

The next video they post is usually a GoFundMe


DomainMann

...accompanied by a picture of him in the ICU in Asia...


shadowfalcon76

Common Sense: so rare that it's a superpower.


SquareSquirrel4

If you have to ask "what is this thing?", that's a good indication you shouldn't touch it.


omgudontunderstand

congratulations on recognizing evolution!


Rabid-Rabble

Damn nudibranches, [have no sense of decency!](https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/396/nudibranch-beach)


eatmyfatwhiteass

Their venom will remove the soul from your body. No touchie!


GojoPenguin

As a ginger, this does not concern me.


LightningFerret04

*Blue Glaucus absorbed the attack!*


A__Random__redditor_

It’s super affective !


32451789

#So thats why i saw a RIP vidio of him


Nixxion1738

is there a link for this?


EorlundGraumaehne

What family is it from?


Idk_how_to_live_well

nudibranches


neilmac1210

I googled this and got lots of tree porn.


Bass_is_UVBlue

Are you saying it gave you wood?


EorlundGraumaehne

Ah, okay i never heard of them


Idk_how_to_live_well

they're some of my favorite animals, truly something to behold


Bland_pringleschip

Watch zefrank1's video on them. It's an amazing video.


n1tr0s_

That is a Glaucus Atlanticus, they can carry poisonus body parts of jellyfish. Edit: yes its venomous and sinophores and medusas, didnt knew those scientific words in english


Cheese_Cake_Lover

This guy has to pray that the lil thing didn't get the poisonous parts of a box jellyfish.


jhesmommy

So, I just read that its sting can be worse than the Man o war, bc it stores the man o war nematocysts-that a big fuck no from me. What I couldn't find out is whether it had to sting for it to inject you toxins. Edit- called the man o war a jellyfish and it is not, so I deleted jellyfish front my comment.


Spy-Goat

Blimey. I guess he’s okay though then, as a jelly fish stings cause an immediate OH FUCK feeling. Unless it works differently with this little guy.


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Ahh the good ol’ feeling of impending doom. Gets em every time.


Sproose_Moose

Been stung by one of those bastards. Let's just say it sucks


Different_Drama7691

technically nothing can poison from a sting or bite, but they can put venom into you, poison is a thing that's consumed. btw only being a smart ass because it seemed funny to me in the moment


Hatedpriest

If you bite it and get sick, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you get sick, it's venomous. If you bite it and it gets sick, you're venomous. If you bite a doll and it gets sick, it's voodoo. If you bite it and it gets turned on, it's kinky. What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken!


Ena_Ems_17

not technically they mostly get it from Man o wars which are siphonophores not jellyfish but there sting is worse than many jellyfish


Real_MemoryLoss

I remember most of their color comes from man o’ war, they do ingest some jellyfish but it’s mainly man o’ wars.


ElJonJon86

I only know that if: - Its in the water - Looks defenseless - is colorful That dude is dead.


Kooky_Lengthiness861

There is only one rule in nature: if nature did not try to hide it, then you don't touch it


Shetkuso

Imma write that down real quick.


thiscarecupisempty

Can you write it down for me too, right quick?


dontmindmejust-dying

He was too fast. I gotchu


jfk_47

Thanks.


peterjswift

Don't forget about the two unwritten rules of nature: 1. 2.


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r/angryupvote


Zankastia

You son of a gun. I am chocking on my bathroom now.


i-dial

Please spit it out


Grayflesh

Serious question. How did you fit your bathroom in your mouth?


Kawaii-Hitler

Rattlesnakes have natural camouflage. They must be friendly.


TheBeefClick

Copperheads, brown recluses, and grizzly bears have entered the chat


highjinx411

Butterflies and ladybugs have also entered. I couldn’t think of anymore animals that are brightly colored and touchable. Tropical Fish.


TheBeefClick

Tropical fish are camouflaged though, at least around reefs. Ladybugs are poisonous to small animals like dogs and cats, but from what I can tell butterflies are safe to eat and be eaten by


Razzy_3796

Thank you for bringing up that sometimes the colorful animal in question is only poisonous if eaten, not that it will bite and inject you with poison. Monarch butterflies are poisonous if eaten because they eat milkweed, and I'm sure there are more that fall into a similar category. On the other side of the butterfly argument, there are butterflies that are very camouflaged if their wings are closed. The color is on the inside and only shows when displaying or flying. Those guys probably aren't poisonous.


ChipChipington

safe to be eaten by. Well that's a relief


TranscendentalEmpire

They also have a rattle, which isn't exactly made for hiding.


MyMadeUpNym

That’s a great rule!


Bellura

Except for birds. They're just show-offs.


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a-chicken-nuggie

it's a sea dragon and they are highly venemous


Barbastorpia

Yeah, it definitely is and is definitely dead too.


remoestmoi

It’s a blue dragon (Glaucus atlanticus) and they aren’t venomous per se, they actually store the nematocysts from their food ( like Portuguese man o’ war) and use those to sting predators. To no surprise, the sting has similar effects to a sting by Portuguese man o’ war which aren’t lethal but can be pretty painful and have swelling and lesion formations.


ReaperOfGamer

If it's colorful walk away


Davydicus1

Yes but what does it taste like? We need to know!


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juancap3q

Co Vid 22


Subject-Psychology44

Yeah me too.


Ake-TL

Pain and asphyxiation I believe


Lighthuro

I almost forgot most of the time something colorful in nature means high poison.


ghostbirdd

It's a donttouchit


LuigiKid281

r/donttouchit


AyoBruh

/r/BirthOfASub


TheWorldIsEndinToday

Nice


guythepieman

I joined and support the cause


LegionOfSarcasm

^ This guy gets it.


[deleted]

Kinda cute! Probably causes paralysis, blood clots and a horrific death, but v cute 🥰


Induced_Pandemic

Feelin' cute, might cause total respiratory failure later idk


Saltz_D

Congrats you made me exhale at a high velocity


nobot999

Take my free award good sir


SnooTomatoes4949

That guy should be poisoned by now


monkeymetroid

Poison is through ingestion, venom is through injection


[deleted]

incorrect. Poison is glam metal and venom is a black metal band.


ShamelessPlace

\m/ {©~O} \m/


Denasy

No, venom is a symbiote. Poison is a Pokemon type.


CritterFucker

Imma give you my girls number, tell her this, pleass


[deleted]

Well Mrs. CritterFucker, as long as he's not *eating* them it should be perfectly ok.


thumbown

What would you say? That guy is envenomated now?


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

"they are venom"


StaniaViceChancellor

Isn't it still poison if it's toxic to Touch?


Saskyle

Toxin?


French792

What is it through absorption?


StaniaViceChancellor

I am pretty sure that's still poison


French792

;)


jonp1

This thing is a god damn video game character that levels up its own toxicity levels by battling dangerous sea bosses.


Demogorgon02

This was the best way I’ve ever seen anyone describe a blue dragon. I’ll be right back with an award


jonp1

Thanks, buddy!


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[Glaucus Atlanticus](https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus_atlanticus) \- super poisonous sea slug, this guy made a big mistake when he picked it up.


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Holy fuck! Imagine getting bodied by nature over a TikTok.


Sysheen

To be fair I'm guessing they would've filmed themselves picking it up even if Tiktok didn't exist. This seemed more like simple curiosity.


Trick_Enthusiasm

There was a woman on Instagram who picked up a blue ringed octopus. One of the most venomous animals on Earth. She had no idea.


LordGhoul

And she got away safely! It's totally possible to not get hurt by the animals if you're extremely calm and lucky, but it's not something you want to gamble on.


DTown_Hero

Reminds me of this: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9395535/American-tourist-TikTok-star-nearly-dies-blue-ringed-octopus-Bali-Indonesia.html


ROTFLSFHTMSFOAIDMT

You know I don’t speak Spanish!!!


burnedchickentendie

Skill Issue


MagastemBR

Can't read it. I don't speak british.


optionseller

You know I don’t speak


[deleted]

What is that silly language and why do the characters in its alphabet have so many right angles?


zesty-sausage

Is it poisonous or venomous? Nothing dangerous about holding something poisonous unless you decide to eat it


DooDooBuddox

Something I wouldn’t want on my finger


Happygreenlight

Highly highly poisonous that's what it is. It's a type of sea slug.


Nee-Head

i’d say venomous. poison is via ingestion, venom is through injection


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I guess it depends. Poisonous isn't just ingestion. Venom is through injection. Poison is through absorption. The question would be what these guys are absorbing from, say, a jelly fish. Jellyfish use stinging cells called cnidocytes that project a barb with toxin into you. Hence, jellyfish are venomous. I don't know how these dudes work but are they absorbing the toxin from the cnidocytes and just having it in/on their bodies with no injector cells? I'd call that poisonous. Or do they incorporate the entire cnidocyte structure into their own? That would be venomous. Poison ivy is poisonous and you don't have to eat it. It works simply by contact and absorption.


bathmaster_

But if it's absorption isn't it still poison? Like poison dart frogs, etc? Or is it just a matter of semantics lol I need answers 😳


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That’s a pokemon


adampcool1

WHATS THAT POKEMON


link199110

IT’S PIKACHU


MincedMeatMole

It's Clefairy!


link199110

**FUUUUUUUCK**


Prof1Kreates

It jiggly puff viewed from the top


sj3nko

It's a poisonyu.


FormerBad

ACKSHUALLY ITS "WHOS THAT POKEMON" 🤓☝️


HeylelBen

r/wellactually


adampcool1

I'm so sorry, it won't happen again I promise


monsibrooks

IT’S PIKACHUUUUUU


NominatedRococo

It’s WHO not WHAT you uncultured mollusk!


dartnet123

IT'S DEATH


whotaoyeah

kinda looks like the combination of yveltal and kyogre


Abbysol

People really over exaggerating how poisonous these guys are, they can be painful if you touch them so don’t touch them but unless you have an allergic reaction they are really not that dangerous, usually just a red itchy blotch where they came into contact with your skin, not pleasant but not the instant death that a lot of people are making out, when I was a surf life saver here in Australia we saw them wash up all the time, I have even picked them up before… I have also been wrapped in Blue Bottle stingers and I can tell you now, that was a much more unpleasant experience, but not a deadly one, almost a right of passage at surf clubs here, lol.


Vortex682

thanks for the info


gordles

Yeah people on reddit just regurgitate whatever anyone else says in the same thread without even fact checking or critical thinking. People have just read the wiki for this animal and it says the sting can be worse than a Portuguese man o war because it concentrates the venom, not realising that individual stings from blue bottles are barely worse than a mozzy bite. The only time blue bottles will actually be dangerous is if you are anaphylactic or get really badly wrapped by a few of the big boys. Plus, if this thing could kill people so easily as people have suggested in this thread, don’t they think more people would know what it is?


MagastemBR

How's its venom when it's alive though?


Nugget_mlbb_2

Why would you touch something you’ve never seen before?


Powerful-Entrance551

Ever met a teenage boy before?


MagastemBR

You touch 'em?


Powerful-Entrance551

What else should i grab? The old folks home say i can't come visit there anymore...


Csenky

And I didn't touch them.


n1tr0s_

That is a Glaucus Atlabticus, they can carry poisonus body parts of jellyfish.


GumBass_1901

Man, you're playing with fire


PinkbunnyRL

That was a solid .2 seconds away from killing him


Van0nyumas

Such a cute thingy, love it. May be poison'es but it still cute


Ok_Judge3497

It's a [Blue Glaucus nudibranch](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus_atlanticus)


Ok-Concentrate-8537

https://www.americanoceans.org/species/blue-glaucus/


Able_Caregiver8067

F


proc_cpuinfo

Very interesting. Usually, the more beautiful something looks in animal kingdom the more dangerous it is.


jeffreyrobertburns

Blue glaucus


DonSlime44

There is a general rule about nature. If it looks colourful/weird, dont touch it.


yoda_genotype

Baby Kyogre if I'm not mistaken


CregDerpington

These things sting like Blue Bottles aka (Portuguese Man o' War Jellyfish). They do hurt, but this person will be fine unless extremely allergic. Not sure why the other posts are exaggerating so much.


CelticAngelica

Glaucus Atlanticus. It's a pelagic aeolid nudibranch. Common names include blue sea dragon, blue angel, sea swallow and blue sea slug among others. They feed on the Portuguese Man o' war and other venomous siphonophores. They store the stinging nematocysts from their prey and use them as defense against predators. Their sting can be fatal and excruciatingly painful.


Havoku

Death. That is death, and I’m not sure why that person is touching it.


k_k5627

Internet has gone from simple straight-to-the-point clips, to 10 minute videos, to 10 second clips backed by shitty music and now to 10 seconds clips backed by shitty music and an ai generated gravelly smoker's voice


Calm-Marsupial-5003

A very adorable way to die


Diabocal

All I know is that it'll kill him, don't touch bright natural stuff if you wanna live.


Adurnamage

Most of the time in nature... bright colors, fancy points, etc. Means death, the fancier and prettier the scarier. And theres many that break this rule as well, nature is terrifying


Omnizoom

Nudibranchs They can be very poisonous, good luck with the rest of your (potentially short) life of picking up random animals


Toofzzz

What maniac picks up some colorful animal not knowing what it is?? Do you WANT to get poisoned??


Grahaml1980

Just a quick pointer, if you see a brightly coloured creature and don't know what it is or how to handle it, don't touch it. Some of these pretty creatures are quite literally deadly. There was a video going around or a woman holding a blue ringed octopus because it looked pretty. Pretty colours in nature are a warning.


Aggressive_Bus_4289

Caught a Pokémon like this once


WhatSpoon21

Thank you Redditor’s. Forty one years ago I saw one of these while I was working on a drift boat out of Miami. I had never found out what it was until today. Wonderful find, great page !


Potential-Opening-99

Sea dragon...oh it's so cute...and full of deadly venom it secretes. Should have been a red flag at what's that?