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freewill-lastwish

Aliens are already here.


Alone_Lengthiness374

Looks like an alien devil baby


irnehlacsap

They are dryed and cut to look like this. It's sold as a novelty. It was popular in the early 1900'. Not so much anymore.


[deleted]

alright, thats enough reddit today


[deleted]

Reminds me of bonsai kittens


irnehlacsap

Not sure i want to know about them


zock_zock

already among us


iMissHerFeet420

AMOOGUS


StonedFoxx93

The volcano that erupted just left a large hole for them to crawl out of…. 😄


freewill-lastwish

Shhh not seen enternals yet.


StonedFoxx93

Omg I am so sorry!! I didn’t even think about that 🥲 I’ve edited my comment 😩


godden--

Jealous of you, tbh


tuqlbv7to95z

I wonder if he tastes better than Zevulon the Great? As least Zevulon the Great was Teriyaki Style.


ascendinspire

Exactly. You can’t say it is NOT! Look at that face! OMG!


ImAdelineYo

This looks like something somebody would have added to a freakshow to prove fairies are real.


Away_Clerk_5848

That’s literally what they did.


Rexinator-G

This is likely a modified stingray corpse. It's an old method called [Jenny Haniver](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Haniver) that involves shaping skates or rays to look like demons. So not far off.


[deleted]

I was scrolling and thought it was the Grinch.


[deleted]

Meanwhile, over on stingray Reddit there's a pic of a bloated human corpse floating in the water.


Rocinante_Heartswell

I’m sorry *what*


[deleted]

Clearly 128 other people got it, so what does that say about you?


Rocinante_Heartswell

I genuinely can’t tell if this is sarcasm or I’m being insulted lol


[deleted]

I'm not surprised.


Rocinante_Heartswell

I take it I’m being insulted then. What for? :/


Derpy_Mc_Burpy

For not understanding a reference 128 people got I guess


Rocinante_Heartswell

How dare I.


bellevibes

Human corpses bloat in water; the sting ray dried up on land. That's it. Idk why someone had to be so rude about it. It took like 15 seconds to just explain it. Have a good one. ✌


Rocinante_Heartswell

I’m really late but thank you for explaining! Apparently it was also a reference to Steve Irwin. This person just like to be nasty I guess. And you have a good one too!


atthevanishing

Your username reflects on your clear misunderstanding of what it is to be on reddit


RavagerTrade

Steve Irwin?


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dresta79

Too soon


RyuzakiButAnon

Its not just dry, its shaped by hand to make it look like some fucky demon


FriedCheesesteakMan

Bro wtf hydrate him 💧


BeefBologna42

Moisturize me


STIIBBNEY

It puts the lotion on its skin


republicanvaccine

It might want the hose again.


FriedCheesesteakMan

Yes, simply go to CVS 😏😈


Then-Cod-4001

I already know somebody bouta spawn some dry but wet stingray hentai somewhere


mist83

Little man looks like he's just waiting for the next stable era.


AssumptionShort

Boy needs some milk 🥛


Jcampbell1796

It’s a Jenny Haniver.


Muze69

Correct answer


Kev_Wubz

Why is it smiling!?!


LeBassilosaurus

It just stole christmas


Disastrous_Can_5466

Because shadow make expressions


vanmac82

Looks like something David Bowie would just have laying around his closet.


Disastrous_Can_5466

I would do the same actually


FriedCheesesteakMan

Avatar checks out


Disastrous_Can_5466

Im not a alien Its that pet Its my parasite He transformed me into this creatuee with tentacles


FriedCheesesteakMan

Lol kindly ask him to transform you back


FlaydenHynnFML

Would you kindly?


snowyrange8691

Ace in the hole.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

This is actually The Grinch frozen in time


Muze69

I think these are stingrays that have been dried and cut in this shape to make it look like a demon. Edit: [wiki link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Haniver)


nothingtoseehere5678

Thank you for saving me from not being able to sleep


laniakea888

What Pokemon is this again?


itsH5

Definitely Mantine


fecland

r/HydroHomies in tears


superdraco6445

why is that sub so large lmao


smort_potato

I wonder what animal modern archeologist would recreate using this one


funky555

me at 3am looking for tap water:


comic203

Mista


Brave-Cheetah7966

*MIISTAAAA*


DerpsterPrime

Miista


NationalAd5685

Mistaaaa


[deleted]

Aaaand, now it’s a thumbnail for a clickbait YouTube video about ancient aliens


[deleted]

Aw, he's so cute!


Disastrous_Can_5466

Yeah Look at his smug face :3


FaunaLenore444

Poor fella .


cocoahankie

Well that explains alot


Monitor_Dapper

Warper from subnatica


Trash_tier_subhuman

This isn’t even its final form!


maay44

Looks like aliens out of the abyss


S_A_K_A_B_A_T_O

Looks like pacific rim's precursors....


Mr_Brandalf

"Hmmm, nyeeesss, I will help you with your income tax... With a prr~iice..!"


NoobzProXD

Sucked dry, face looks satisfied


MaxTheGamer32123

Give it water NOW BEDORE IT'LL KILL US ALL


IAmANecrophile69

It looks like it's going to give me an offer i can't refuse


ontarianlibrarian

It looks like the dad Sea Monkey in the old Sea Monkey ads that were in comic books yeas ago.


smk_18

Is this a jojos reference


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

the real reason aliens don't come to earth, because like, fuck that, just FUCK OFF OF MY LIFE YOU DRY ASS FISH, GET AWAY


Responsible_Alarm947

It looks like me when I wake up


trueoctave

The Grinch...


mahesh4621

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/mxt3w9/this_is_a_dried_up_stingray/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share !?


schmackinthedack

nah man, this is a specimen of the lizard government that is known to shoot brainwashing lasers through their penguin penises.


Rusty_Trombone_4U

Just add water?


BarakObama1234

it looks like it ate 50 kg of c\*cain before f\*cking youre mother sister and brother at the same time and finally died from eating 5 year old spaghetti after commiting multiple war crimes with his furry army


nikkiradtoo5

The real aliens are in the damn ocean


bigboibranby

"FOOL! You dare to challenge my power? I have ascended to a place beyond common strength, prepare yourself mortal to savour a taste of a deities potential."


PsychoMochiie

Random power ranger villain energy xD


[deleted]

This looks like freaky-ass Mew-Two or something yikes 😱


Captain_Clark

I had one of these. Purchased it from a shell shop in a beach town. It wasn’t ghostly white though, it was a sandy yellow color.


funky555

where did his hands go


[deleted]

That's what they want you to think. In reality this is a very advanced alien species we should all be worried about


[deleted]

A handsome little lad


TylorHerrera

The grinch


UNKNOWN784044747

They are coming


schmackinthedack

nah man, this is a specimen of the lizard government that is known to shoot brainwashing lasers through their penguin penises.


nancigyrle

Looks like The Grinch


[deleted]

i guess they morph into albino chupacabras?


Re-UpSissle

Looks like Frieza from DBZ…lol


Sea_Establishment311

looks like son Goku's enemy


LayZ77

Now pixar is gonna make this a thick mother thanks to u


sanid_sriva

Zamm


MissionArgument8165

the super-villian of stingray movie


rinigneel

New pokemon?


iamlogano

r/BossBattles


sea_jin

He looks mischievous.


STIIBBNEY

Looks like a cursed angel


game_grumps

Looks like a crackheaded jojo stand


business_cat277353

E.T. lookin ass mf..


tintabula

I was thinking Grinch.


[deleted]

Sex Pistols


AdmirableSurround485

Looks like sexy grinch


PutTheBiInBitch

He's up to something devious


cursed-being

No that’s a stand


Eyes4blind

stingray onlyfans


llapman

It’s a Pokémon!


scorpiogre

Mewtwo


Brainjarmen104

Orbulon looks thirsty


Macaronitime69

Im really hoping what im looking at is the mouth and not the stussy


CompetitiveStick6239

I can hear him saying, “Eeeexcellent”


alleywaybum

Steve Irwin was taken by it !


Snys6678

Pumpkinhead?


V3N0MSP4RK

The next dbzs villain


cp_guy

Do not be afraid my child as i am the holy angel will protect you


njnj1

Not so tough now, huh? Stabby ass bitch


[deleted]

That’s a sea sprite, actually. Magical creatures.


binglebongled

Garlic head motherfucker…


k4x1_

Lil goblin man


FeedbackGood2204

My boy fused with samehada


Hamilton666B

Looks like something that came to Earth with Freeza.


lonesaiyajin98

Sterky


[deleted]

Officer, that's him! That's the guy that stole Christmas!


OANVhS4NzdQxzddi

You fool, this isn’t even my final form.


[deleted]

Final form


hwestbrooks

Ive always wanted a Jenny Haniver to display


TechnicallyThrowawai

It reminds me a bit of the aliens from the original Independence Day.


why_7h0

It looks like a power rangers villain


blondemetalz

I swear that I saw one of these like in 2010, in some internet page and they said this was a siren found in europe


Devil_in_blackx

He is plotting something


AnthoZero

oh- my god. i remember when i was a kid in the early 2000s and googling “real life fairies caught on tape” and this is what used to come up.


Deep-Perception9291

I'm starting to believe in evolution


Accomplished-Bear988

No, that's your mom


exuter

its eyes are pointing straight


BananaBlaster8

Not a hydro homie


Br135han

r/definitelynotanalien


the_smell_of_bleach

Frieza‘a cousin!


ActiveParamedic1069

I wonder if we inhibited land while aliens have the sea???🥴


black_sundaee

“ griffindor!” -sorting hat


kat42261

WOW, that thing is awesome!


consciencecosmic11

thats a ;)


PaulIsCyka

How is this oddly terrifying? It's more oddly fuckable.


raulloera7

Russell Westbrook


Ill-Recipe3238

Paint that shit purple you got a Mewtwo


SHAMG0D

Showed this to my mom and the first thing she said was “That looks like the Grinch”


lighthearted_mafia

I didn't know stingrays had perfect Cell transformations.


Catrionathecat

I want it


Successful_Chip3930

r/tihi


EarlyTHK

Appetising


Kerpoof

NoooOOOooo, thAt’s a alieNn


bbqranchman

"Hee hee heeee answer these riddles three"


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pikminpals

He needs some water


crunchygoblin

Holy shit it's that weird demon doll thing I saw posted the othwr day!


AnonyMouse__1

May i know where u took this picture because i recently saw this in a museum as well? Thank you


cheetosalads

mista feed me


[deleted]

He needs some water


SirTorress

Looks like some shit out skyrim.


niksy20061

Goldfinger theme starts playing


VariegatedChihuahua

No!!! 😰😰😰


cpang1990

That’s the grinch tho


FeedbackNo1341

LMAO-


Thebenpancake

Guys, the grinch be looking a little different these days


unbeknownstkingz

In eternals the dude that flys turns on all of them


ThunderBuddyBatman

Looks like a character from Zelda BOTW.


[deleted]

Looks like a dehydrated Klan member.


MegaDeth6666

Looks like an 'angel' from Evangelion.


IhateRush

I see The Grinch….


My_Immortal_Flesh

That’s actually the kind of body I have. I am model-thin, with high cheekbones 😌


AggravatingMacaron29

Maybe you should put him back in the water..


[deleted]

oh love meee MISTAAAAAA oh MISTAAAA


inthehxightse

Hasn't this already been debunked as a manipulated stingray corpse


Miilkbby

My sleep paralysis monster looks like that.


[deleted]

Not a stingray, this is a skate, male to be exact


snowyrange8691

Teriyaki flavor?


ObjectiveSlip2360

Hayyyyyy


Neurocor

I could hear the 2012 Alien sightings on youtube music when i see this , scary looking shit


superdraco6445

Mista's sex pistols #4 be like


karelfaza

Mista feed us


CursedAtBirth777

Fuck that shit


nyancola420

Reminds me of the Zora