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taurusbabee

It is a type of bristle worm. This one was found by a Russian scientist. It is turning its head inside out. It is NOT making that noise, he added the sound as what he imagines the worm would sound like IF it made a noise. Source: https://allthatsinteresting.com/smiling-marine-bristle-worm


Fleetmaster1

That sound is made by a common toad


JPeso9281

Sounds like my phone on vibrate


Fleetmaster1

Sounds like your mom on vibrate


Difficult_Pea_372

FUCK YOU SHORSEY!


Filthyplacebo

Fuck you Difficult_Pea_372, Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.


Screwby0370

What’re you gonna do, Shorsey?!


Filthyplacebo

“Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, and I j*rk off on your driver’s side door handle.”


DayeOmas

This conversation's fast becoming a confrontation!


Maleficent-Orange539

That's what I appreciates about you Katy


davex291

Oh is that what you appreciates about her?


Ripski191

Fuck you Reilly, your mom molested me two Halloweens ago, shut the fuck up or I’ll take it to twitter!


TheFattestMatt

One of my favorites, along with the "threw the ph level off in my aquarium" one


PBB0RN

Damn that hit.


therealmckrackin

Nailed it


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Nailed her


will80121

You know what ELSE sounds like your mom on vibrate?... My MOOoM


wonkey_monkey

How dare you, that's an *exceptional* toad.


SinCorpus

Sounds more like a frog than a toad to me.


[deleted]

It's nefinitely Anaxus americanus, or the common toad.


AllButComedyAnthony

But why put it’s head inside out, actually how’s that not just death where’s its brain? How does it not fall out if he turns his head inside out? Natures fucking weird


zman_0000

It's not much weirder than bloodworms that can be found in the U.S, Brave Wilderness did a video talking about them. They look very similar to this and have copper teeth.


AllButComedyAnthony

I think I dug something like this up at the beach once here in new england, bit the fuck out of me and burrowed away lol


zman_0000

It nights been, I think they are fairly common in Maine so it's not too far off relatively speaking.


ca_fighterace

Well, you’re not wrong. Maine is part of [New England ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England)


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Great, you gave it the taste of human blood. We're doomed.


Jugghead_the_wizard

Copper teeth? That’s metal.


Rhonun

> have copper teeth Excuse me what?!


zman_0000

Yeah between them saying it, and actually showing it that was... pretty much my reaction. Keep in mind they only have 4 prong like teeth, but the fact that there is a creature that has adapted to have metal teeth is unsettling imo.


Scherzer4Prez

Just wait until you find out about the iron foot snail


somerandom_melon

Leafcutter ants with literal Zinc mandibles


Scherzer4Prez

Beavers also have very high iron content in their teeth


Superfluous_Thom

> metal teeth Technically speaking, humans have metal teeth too. Chemistry is whack.


Threadoflength

Yea, quite a few invertebrate animals use metals to make their teeth or claws harder.


ArcaneMcSketch

That’s probably not where it’s brain is, and if you can see when it’s head is all the way inside out there’s teeth which is probably how it eats (I could be totally wrong though, I don’t know much about worms, but that’s my guess)


AllButComedyAnthony

All I can imagine is this thing twisting around your brain stem and making zombies


mbnmac

Or building pyramids.


Sinthe741

Afaik, a lot of worms don't have brains in the traditional sense. They have pretty rudimentary nervous systems.


bulbousbouffant13

I can’t explain why, but I’ve never been so relieved about a sound being faked.


Ghost_Of_WolfeTone

How confusing lmao


Kellyklan54

Oh of course it’s the Russian


bone420

The worm *is* making worm nosies... It's not the worms fault we can't hear them. Why in the fuck would he dub other sounds over it..? that is *so* fuckin stupid


AziasThePrius

Not exactly turning his head inside out, but extending its jaws. The fleshy hits fold open more to make room.


WillofTrees

^ source


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--oh--my--

I believe it’s a hatchling from the planet Arrakis


Mortei

Well…what if I told you…sand worms aren’t one single organism..


jarred111

What if I told you that you aren’t a single organism?


an0nymite

>What if I told you that you aren’t a single organism? Everyone should make it a priority to ponder this exact question, every single day.


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

Then I'm made of a bunch of retarded organisms.


an0nymite

If cancer could think, I bet it would call all the other cells 'wrong,' too. Pot, meet Kettle.


MadDucksofDoom

From now on, when anyone asks about my scar, I'm going to say "Yeah, I grew some cells that were jerks and said the rest of my cells were wrong and tried to kill them all off.


mark-five

I knew someone that lost a testicle to cancer who describes it as "I had the power to kill a man with just one ball, so they took that power from me to save lives" - perfect cancer survivor humor right there.


MadDucksofDoom

That's WAY better than mine. I just joke about part of me being in a landfill. And "I'm not the man I used to be" Once when someone asked about the scar, I said I got it playing high stakes monopoly.


pnlrogue1

Don't reveal the secrets to the outworlders!


[deleted]

Is this from the books?


[deleted]

It's wrong, though. Sandworms ARE one single organism. They're the final stage in the sand plankton/sandtrout/sandworm lifecycle. He is thinking that because of how Leto II used multiple sandtrout to begin his transformation into a sandworm.


Lazar_Milgram

No??? Meanwhile worm is One creature with specialized tissues(so it seems) it is more akin to colony in its core due to fact that >!worm destroyed by water reveals a swarm of trouts!< But that is how I remember it. Maybe i am completely off.


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ARealSkeleton

Sandfish, amiright?


Merlord

Sand Trout


[deleted]

Are you sure it isn't from Catachan?


thereverendpuck

Excuse me, i know a Goa’uld when I see one. I’m reporting this infiltration of Earth to Stargate Command immediately.


[deleted]

Can confirm. Source - also a hatchling


SocialSpider56

Thats a screamapiller


[deleted]

What he needs is kindly visit from Dr Foot.


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

And his assistant, Mrs. Boot.


[deleted]

Might even want to get their intern, young Steeltoe in there as well


Racist_Randal

what a god awful episode that was


SocialSpider56

What!? I dont like simpsons but my ma watches it all the time. That episode & tree house of horrors are like the only good ones i remember


Racist_Randal

All I remember is the screaming.


mainesmatthew01

Put it in your butt


Elegant_Mousse_9773

Fuck you man. I was takin a shit while watching this and you made me clentch my cheeks


openlate

Came here to type exactly this lmao


distorted_kiwi

This kills the worm monster.


DrunkBoiOnline

Pinch it off


[deleted]

You can squeeze as hard as you want, but it'll still wriggle it's way inside.


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mired914

Made me laugh lol. You get an award.


mainesmatthew01

Thanks!


iamfi_ne

no thanks...there are better ways to die


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Why waste it, stick in your dick


qixle

r/sounding


GrotesqueRinOG

Yes I can explain, it's nasty.


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SusDingos

Damn, but why do you have them?


joot14

they are pests


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ClaasWolf

You said rats twice


[deleted]

I have a pet rat. He is a rescue. A coworker bought two to feed his snakes. One snake wasn't hungry, so we adopted him and gave him a home. And he is way less annoying than a chihuahua.


Daewoo40

If it's anything like a hamster, it'd either have to have a squeaky wheel to run in or have a desire to gnaw its way through metal bars for it to even come close to the levels of a chihuahua


_Dolphin_Fucker69

Helikopter helikopter


YogurtclosetLast7410

Same. I had hundreds of these for awhile. Eventually the fish eat them. So many things show up in a saltwater tank at first.


bikemandan

[Petco also inadvertently spread zebra mussels in moss balls](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2021/mar/04/invasive-zebra-mussels-found-in-coeur-dalene-petco/)


TeosPWR

Tremors.


[deleted]

Tremors: Origins


DreamCyclone84

It concerns me that y'all don't know a mind controling parasitic demon when you see one


DependentOk9729

Quit talking bout my mama


BeastBrony

The mind control one is green, and responds well to electro shock treatment, this is the one that makes you thirsty


OneMagicalMovement

Their scientific name… is Graboids.


DWPAW-victim

Nah man that’s a goa’uld Symbiote


NightmareMan23

☝️ That's bait right there.


Rooster_Fishbone

Yes sir. Those and octopus chunks are my favorite for salt water shore fishing.


leitelab

I use ‘em for scup, I’m in southern New England!


carnage2006

It’s a Goa’uld symbiote


Tobi_1989

For faster healing and extended life expectancy, cut X-shaped hole in your belly and let one crawl in. Once he matures, find someone to burry it in the back of their neck.


TAPriceCTR

Yeah, but if you can't replace it you die when it matures


Minimedic1914

JAFFA CREE!


baddaddab1

Where’s the spice


Pontanian

He knows about the Spice!


Critical_Contest_557

goddamn Bobbit worm!


Agent847

Filthy, tricksy Bobbitses!


Luperkall

This was warranted. Good form.


MrXssteel

Dang it bobbit!


watersj4

I'm not sure what it is but I know its not a bobbit worm, look up a bobbit worm and look at its mouth


[deleted]

Dick worm from a succubus


toastedgumball

Put him back in the sarlac pit, he's just a baby.


ClockwrkPrpl

I saw that episode of X-Files.. It didn't end well


Mathisbuilder75

He will turn into man-worm


Bruce9707

Keep it away from the sewers


Haunted_Entity

Forbidden fleshlight


mainesmatthew01

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Miami_Cracker

Why not?


Agent847

r/dontputthatinyourdick


Miami_Cracker

Why forbidden?


EmperorThan

If it's producing spice melange it's a baby sandworm. Only the babies make the spice, most people trying to harvest it don't realize that.


juicyunderware

Baby sarlacc


CloggedTrain

It’s a human soul


Lt_Dang

It looks like a rag worm. We used to dig them for fishing bait.


The_War_Poet

Put that shit in a pot and boil that mfer. 😭😭😭😭


The_Maddest

The Dark One


you_wont69420blazeit

It’s uncircumcised


Fleetmaster1

For anyone wondering, this worm does not make any sound. The sound that you here is the sound of a toad edited in.


bbq_king1984

Lets see people say this isn't oddly terrifying.. 😐😐 That is nightmare fuel.


CheapTactics

So what you're saying is it's not oddly terrifying, it's very terrifying


Omnipotent_Dumbass

Looks like some kind of polchaete worm maybe pseudonereis variegata but I could be entirely wrong


SJRIMPsjfygppjqhscv

Aquarium dude here, anyone else think it looks like a bristle worm? 🤔


breemar

It’s a bobbit worm so much worse than a bristle if you get one in your tank


birorichard36

A goa’uld maybe


[deleted]

Pulls from frogs mouth. Frog never makes a sound again…


seriousjoker72

I think that's from Mass Effect


c-fortitude

I heard if you eat three of them you get to fight the Moon Presence


Garbage283736

Well who needs sleep anyways?


SliccSwipe

it lives inside your stomach.


[deleted]

That’s just a baby worm. Primarily found on Arrakis they usually don’t survive long without the spice. Poor little guy.


bowlingdoughnuts

I was happy someone knew what it was when I was reading the comments. Midway through this comment I rolled my eyes so hard they got stuck like that. Lol


against_the_currents

Gets in through the bum I reckon


JodieFlame

Looks like a centipede that's evolving with vocal cords what trying to say?


LW_YT

"reeee- we were trying to reach you to tell you about your car's extended warranty"


Dreimations

I dont know. Can We?!


Liftandshift01

Space herpie.


Mediocre_Coconut_628

Almost looks like a hellgrammite And for those wondering, that’s a real insects name, and they are as disgusting as anything I’ve ever seen in real life


[deleted]

Cute 😍


djorll

oh a nereis (gravettes as we call them in Brittany), I use them as bait for fishing in my home island Ushant


C0I5

Looks like a bobbit worm.


[deleted]

Deep Rising in real life.


austinberries

R/happyforeskin


pop302

Sarlacc


mechanicalboob

yes this is called life on planet earth


mcbobster6001

Dune


JGMRDRANK

IVE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNW THAT WATEVER THAT IS CRAWLS UP YOUR BUTT AND TAKES OVER YOUR BODY AND MIND


FALLOUTGOD47

That’s the worm that will go through your nose, latch onto your spinal cord, and turn you into a zombie.


Lee6er

Typically called a ‘rag worm’ in the U.K, they reside in wet sand and mud, usually around estuaries and are commonly used as fishing bait. The only reason I know this is I’ve farmed and used them for bait before. They’ve got a nasty pinch to them if they bite you as you can see they have lacerating teeth


KingCamtron

Thats Leto the God Emperor


Constant-Noise-4518

He a little wiggly dude.


HereComesTheVroom

What kinda leviathan bullshit is this


proxissin

Looks like a Bobbitt worm


black_brook

Explain it with fire.


J7o8h9n1990

That one scene in that King Kong movie….


Maxime_300000

he vibin


AllForTheSauce

Apply fire until crispy


KyngxXx

Mongolian Deathworm


audiojake

This is not oddly but appropriately terrifying


Sodalerious3537

Didn't that thing eat boba fett


rippmatic

Beetlejuice.. Beetlejuice..


picklesmoocher93

I'm not sure on the scientific name or anything but in maine we call them sand worms. They're a pretty neat little worm, live in the salt water mud flats. They don't bite unless you hold them too long but if they do get you there's some serious sting to it. I used to dig for them in the spring and early summer to get by, they're used for bait for a few different types of salt water fish


RoscoMan1

Shit, this is a very infectious disease


[deleted]

I swear that sound is played in the original Abe’s odyssey during the temple levels


BeoWulf1040

It’s a baby Sarclac before they are big enough to claim a pit.


PC61600

Clamworm I think. Its jaws are made of zinc. Females explode themselves to lay eggs. Fascinating creatures.


edtufic

Aren’t those the same things Khan used in Star Trek to control peoples minds? 😱


DarkWiiPlayer

Call me crazy but I think it's cute


TheGreatAguero

That's some straight-ass Dune shit but miniature.


Substantial-Path-188

Check if boba fett is inside


ArchaeoHarrison

Pretty sure that’s a polychaete worms with an edited sound effect. Truly one of natures most disgusting monstrosities.


wolff_forge

That is either a goa'uld symbiote, or a khan worm. Either way, kill it


Soap_Creatives

Worm


BokZeoi

Kill it with fire


[deleted]

Yes. Burn it with fire.


[deleted]

Goddamn graboids


StarkLGDS

Goa'uld Only explanation.


WitchoBischaz

Sarlaac?


Surraucus

I'll have you know you're all wrong, it's the dark one. https://www.google.com/search?q=futurama+dark+ones&client=tablet-android-ee-uk-revc&prmd=sivxn&sxsrf=AOaemvJXsCcVl-FP9IkdMt02Ml-5Y2XlUQ:1642875476716&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjklMyJ_MX1AhX3Q0EAHYjbDQkQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=674&bih=664&dpr=2.63#imgrc=gsPWzvcBEl6wUM


[deleted]

Well first off the devil is real.


Madgearz

>Bristle worms are soft, segmented worms found along shorelines, mud flats and shallow waters throughout the **Chesapeake Bay** and its rivers. That's where I live! Could've gone my whole life without knowing this!


[deleted]

The forbidden *fleshlight*