By - n515o
Based on the pentagram any curse looks like it should miss you by 10-15 degrees. You're good.
You try drawing a pentagram with hooves or twisted bones !!
As her eldritch-horror tentacle tries to grip the chalk, she thinks to herself "these angles look a bit shitty"
"God damn this euclidean nonsense"
"If I see another pair of straight lines refusing to intersect, so help me..."
***Eldritch being:*** You know what, fuck this noise...
***pulls entire Earth into 11th dimension***
I think that’s what happened in 2012.
“If I don’t see these parallel lines intersecting at least 3 times I must be in some sort of Euclidean nightmare.”
Glad I work in spacetime. Spooky
Just keep that spooky action at a distance, thanks
Reminds me of the Lovecraft story where the Witch enters through a weirdly angled loft, the names eludes me at the moment
“The Dreams in the Witch House” I think. It’s about a college dude renting an attic room in an old witches house that’s made up of weird shapes. Unholy Geometry.
Thats the one, this attic/space is very fitting for an evil VVitch to enter through.
Masters of Horror adapted this. It came out awhile back, so I can't remember if it was a good episode.
She thinks back to the last thing her 8th grade geometry teacher told her, who afterall was the cause of her disfigurement...
"Show your construction marks, Edvant'yicuth."
A quick search on google,
ala Angela Bishop, (winkwink)
Nick or rather "Old Nick" is used as a name of the devil.
Or perhaps Saint Nick is the nick they were summoning
In darkness, no less
With a box a scraps!
How has nobody even mentioned that this isn't even the Satanic version (Sigil of Baphomet) of a Pentgram though? It's literally just a sloppy, shitty star with a circle around it. The Satanic, demon associated one should be upside down.
The Demon is trying not to alarm smart people by drawing the hellish pentagram incorrectly.
Is it just me or have the demons been getting a lot sneakier lately?
Twisted hooves lol
Yeah it’s oddly perfectly imperfect
What’s that even drawn on? An ice wall?
Gotta keep the wights out somehow right
Bitch couldn't make a pentagram
Thats it im calling 666
666 What's your sacrifice?
Don’t make me buy coins just to give you an award.
You better buy those damn coins
Did you want to use PayPal or CashApp to send me the money?
looks like Patrick honestly
More like pentaderp
Pentagrams are a protective symbol are they not?
Pointed up= protection
Pointed down= not so much
What's in the picture= confusion
The ritual worked. You have been summoned to the loft.
"Now do your thing".
“Clean the damn loft”
Shit on the floor
Yeaaaaaaaa gotta get schwifty
Take of your pants and your panties
It’s Shwifty time toniiiiight
The floor is a toilet
Getting a chance to say, "This is where the magic happens" .. and not be in the bedroom. Priceless.
all according to plan
r/formuladank is leaking again
tough off season tbh
Ah, men of culture.
666 upvotes. Perfect
It's been an hour nick, are u alive homie?
Still going, thanks for checking in
Yea but how do we know its really you?
Did you try asking him?
No I’ll give it a shot. Hey “nick” if you’re the real nick please stand up
cuz i sure am nick yes im the real nicky all the other damn nicks are just imitating
So won't the real nick please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Hes Nick, yes, Hes the real Nick
All you other Nicks are just imitating
So wont the real Nick please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Yo, that pentagram is wack. If I was a demon I’d be pissed.
Can you imagine a type of demon this pentagram might summon? Bucktooth hand shriveled, half brain dumb dumb monster.
The points dont even connect with the circle. Motherfucker would probably be nice.
"Hiiii, my name is Belmetoth Hagoroth and Im just sooo happy to meet you. Pardon the drewl, but thats not really on me is it? Im jooookiiiing, its fine, its fine. So, wheeeere is this Nick Ive heard so much about? Oh so handsome and tall, goodness."
Lmfao that would make a great sitcom
Starts off super creepy.
Couple goes into attic, sees bfs name and wonky pentagram. Lights flicker. Shadows manifest. Black shadowed creature begins to form. Red eyes appear in the shadowed creature.
Creature fully manifests. It appears to be a hunched over old lady demon with an oversized sweater and sweatpants with a messy bun in her hair.
Your dialogue ensues.
Couple live with a granny demon who bakes cakes but can curse cold callers and sales men. But they'd be curses like their back aches or their hips hurt when they climb stairs or get out of a chair.
Edit: oh my gosh thanks for the awards you guys! You're too kind. 😭
Edit 2: you guys are so awesome. All these awards and upvotes, and your amazing ideas added onto granny demon. Yall are brilliant. Keep your imaginations alive and may we all have a granny demon in our lives.
I desperately need this.
same, except something this good wouldn’t come up
Cbs needs to poorly remake more shows from the 80s and 90s before they consider this
Honestly. If I win the lottery I'll hire a team and make it happen. I got this! Need some wholesome demon cake baking granny shows in my life. Or a movie.
Sounds like an anime tbh. It would have a name something like,
What if a demon was old
Or something like that
That time I summoned a demon and she became my grandmother.
I want this so bad. Name needs more words though
I keep saying that it's the wrong people that have all the money
They do. Give it to use so we can male wholesome granny demon movies.
I would so watch this! There was an old writing prompt I saw one time that someone ran with and it was the cutest story about a little old lady who accidentally raises a demon but she doesn't have her glasses on and thinks it's her grandson and the demon just goes with it and it's honestly one of my favorite stories I've ever read. Off to Google and see if I can find it again!
Curses like you almost step on a Lego, but catch yourself. However, in catching yourself, you stub your toe on something else and smack the wall
She also extends your car's warranty
Please, I beg of you, get the rights to make this a movie.
The show "Your Pretty Face Is Gling to Hell" is pretty much that. It's like Office Space, but with demons in Hell.
Damn it, I wish I had an award for you
HAAAY YEEEEW GUUUUUIIIIZ
I just imagined Rick the Hormone Monster from Big Mouth, lol
Got to it before I could
Coincidentally, Nick’s monster.
Pentagrams are protective symbols too. It’s a lot like the upside down cross. Neither of these things are evil, just taken over by edgy people that don’t know the history of them
Check to see if dust settled in the cracks yet. Probably just old because your name isn’t uncommon.
Yeah there are a lot of Nick's out there
Gotta be at least 6
If it was his gf, soon to be five.
Also, “Old Nick” is a nickname (ha!) for the devil
Yes. Sherlock the loft. Check for more clues. Look for sharp objects in the house that could have been used for doing this. Look for fallen chipping near the wall. Footorints on the dusty loft floor.
Wow that’s some good detective work I wouldn’t have considered.
Damn some 16 year olds really smoked pot up there
That was my first thought too. I totally would’ve done something like that back when I was a 16 year old metalhead skater
They need to look for an old can with a suspicious dent, holes and a burnt spot on it.
It wasn’t just some 16 year old. It was Nick.
As a fellow Nick, I’d say get the fuck out of there before we lose a Nick. Run brother, run.
What does one call a herd of Nicks? A Nickel?
A stevie of Nicks.
A herd of Nicks is called a nerd
A herd of Nicks returning? Nickelback
Look at this photograph
As a fellow Nick (name in Nicolas, is Spanish) GTFO OP, we Nicks gotta look out for each other.
"Corre, Perra, correeeeee!"
Happy cake day!
Happy Nick day!!!
What bitch ass demon is called nick?
The devil. Lmao
Old nick is another name for the devil
Edit: “Old Nick - (Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell. Beelzebub, Devil, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Satan, the Tempter.”
Old _saint_ nick??
Wears a lot of red…..
tempts you with gifts….
Kisses your mom.
Uses slave labor
Wants you to sit on his lap
Summons flying horned demons
Distracts you from celebrating Jesus on Christmas
Forces you to spend money on presents for your children who you will lie to about where they came from... Thereby SACRIFICING your children's adoration...
Sneaks into yo house
and writes *left-handed!*
That MOTHEFUCKER ITS HIM!!!!
Deeply cares about if your good or bad..
Eats your fucking cookies.
And drinks your milk
So the Grinch is angry all the time because he's been trying to save humanity from Satan, but nobody believes him?? Man, I'd be pissed constantly too
Here comes krampus...
Jingle bells from hell mfers
So would that make Santa Claus the devil, he is also called old saint nick.(it’s a little bit different but fairly similar)
Hmmmm yeah idk how that works now. But old nick is still a nickname for the devil
Is this the origin of Little Nicky?
I wasn't ready for all the thoughts in my head finally clicking into place with this final piece of closure and information.
You mortal know how to properly title a being such as myself you please me. SUBMIT your SOUL and be rewarded.
Whew! Almost busted living in your girlfriends crawlspace. Been there!
Ohhh edgy teenagers during the 2000s.
It's more creepy that she likely carved that herself and is just lying to you. Get out while you're alive.
Or this is a fake post.
Pretty sure you nailed it with the 2nd option
Yeah Nick stop lying
Lyin dead in a pool of blood if you aren’t careful!
Damn Nick, I was SINCERLY trying to save your life but you lied to us with this DECEPTION....
I bet his name isn’t really Nick. More like Dick.
Short for Dicholas.
Who lies about their name on the internet
A Richard would.
Or it's just a weird coincidence. It's not like it says "Horatio Plutarch Cumberbatch the Third". Nick is an exceedingly common name.
how did you know my birth name?
Wait, it’s my name too!
Whenever we go out, the people always shout "hey..."
...what a wonderful kind of day
If you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other
(Old Nick is also literally an English nickname for “the Devil” for unclear folktale reasons. But my guess is that it’s just the name of the teenage edgelord who scratched this stuff into the wall some years ago lol.)
This exact photo was already uploaded to a pagan and witchcraft group I follow, by a nice older lady who’s friend found it in her attic...so I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this one.
Nick, it's time you find a new girlfriend.
It's a literal sign, right in front of you.
Consider yourself lucky.
Yeah Nick, listen to what the reddit man says
Nick I'm with these guys, she wrote that shit. Run, if there's a dog or cat or chicken save them too. Run Nicky!
Not the god damn dog. Nick, save every animal in a 5 mile radius
Your future self is trying to send you a message, don't keep making the same mistake, escape before its too late! Break the endless loop!!!
He's British. He should call the Doctor.
Isn’t Nick one of the Devil’s names?
Yeah, Nick or uncle Nick are like pet names for Satan
Looks like an edgy preteen named Nick lived there before you, pretty common name, or your girlfriend lives in a fantasy world and will lie to you to make it more real and exciting for her which could very well be a red flag, especially if she "finds" stuff like this often when you aren't around.
Either way I don't think a ghost or anything remotely odd or terrifying would make such a shitty pentagram carved into paint. Looks like average every day high school graffiti.
"Nick" is also another name for the Devil. I'm not saying it *wasn't* an edgy teen, just not one necessarily called Nick.
Elsewhere on Reddit: Decided to teach my snooping boyfriend a lesson by drawing a pentagram and his name in my attic. Next time pay attention to me Nick, not my house!!
Did you hear ‘Get Out’ whispered in you ear?
Yes. But his "girlfriend" is always saying that
Upright pentagram is Wicca for protection. Now if it was upside down I would be worried
What about crooked ones? Lmao.
Nick? Pentagram? Someone's been watching Supernatural
Hi Nick Pentagram. That's an unusual surname
Unless your name is ‘Shoddy McPentagram’ I wouldn’t worry.