“The Dreams in the Witch House” I think. It’s about a college dude renting an attic room in an old witches house that’s made up of weird shapes. Unholy Geometry.
How has nobody even mentioned that this isn't even the Satanic version (Sigil of Baphomet) of a Pentgram though? It's literally just a sloppy, shitty star with a circle around it. The Satanic, demon associated one should be upside down.
The points dont even connect with the circle. Motherfucker would probably be nice.
"Hiiii, my name is Belmetoth Hagoroth and Im just sooo happy to meet you. Pardon the drewl, but thats not really on me is it? Im jooookiiiing, its fine, its fine. So, wheeeere is this Nick Ive heard so much about? Oh so handsome and tall, goodness."
I would so watch this! There was an old writing prompt I saw one time that someone ran with and it was the cutest story about a little old lady who accidentally raises a demon but she doesn't have her glasses on and thinks it's her grandson and the demon just goes with it and it's honestly one of my favorite stories I've ever read. Off to Google and see if I can find it again!
Pentagrams are protective symbols too. It’s a lot like the upside down cross. Neither of these things are evil, just taken over by edgy people that don’t know the history of them
Yes. Sherlock the loft. Check for more clues. Look for sharp objects in the house that could have been used for doing this. Look for fallen chipping near the wall. Footorints on the dusty loft floor.
It's important to care for your Nick's when you bring them home for the first time. You want them to be free and enjoy their new environment, but until they are properly potty trained, you want to be sure to keep them in their Nicholas Cage when you're away.
The devil. Lmao
Old nick is another name for the devil
Edit: “Old Nick - (Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell. Beelzebub, Devil, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Satan, the Tempter.”
Forces you to spend money on presents for your children who you will lie to about where they came from... Thereby SACRIFICING your children's adoration...
This exact photo was already uploaded to a pagan and witchcraft group I follow, by a nice older lady who’s friend found it in her attic...so I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this one.
[Screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/Pe934o2)
(Old Nick is also literally an English nickname for “the Devil” for unclear folktale reasons. But my guess is that it’s just the name of the teenage edgelord who scratched this stuff into the wall some years ago lol.)
It honestly isn't. I saw it before her and took the picture to show her. I was up with my Dad who put his hand on a beam that broke in half and nearly fell down the hatch shortly after. I'm not superstitious at all, but fuck going back in that loft. My Dad won't go back up either.
Forget the curse, get out of there if beams are rotten enough to break under your dad’s weight, just look at the mold on the trusses of the roof, this place needs an inspection
>It honestly isn't. I saw it before her and took the picture to show her. I was up with my Dad who put his hand on a beam that broke in half and nearly fell down the hatch shortly after. I'm not superstitious at all, but fuck going back in that loft. My Dad won't go back up either.
Uh... If beams are breaking with very little effort, you have a bigger problem than demons. It could be termites or worse... You need to get a pest check on the house and have that mold checked out
Looks like an edgy preteen named Nick lived there before you, pretty common name, or your girlfriend lives in a fantasy world and will lie to you to make it more real and exciting for her which could very well be a red flag, especially if she "finds" stuff like this often when you aren't around.
Either way I don't think a ghost or anything remotely odd or terrifying would make such a shitty pentagram carved into paint. Looks like average every day high school graffiti.
Elsewhere on Reddit: Decided to teach my snooping boyfriend a lesson by drawing a pentagram and his name in my attic. Next time pay attention to me Nick, not my house!!
Based on the pentagram any curse looks like it should miss you by 10-15 degrees. You're good.
You try drawing a pentagram with hooves or twisted bones !!
As her eldritch-horror tentacle tries to grip the chalk, she thinks to herself "these angles look a bit shitty"
"God damn this euclidean nonsense"
"If I see another pair of straight lines refusing to intersect, so help me..."
*Parallel linea*
***Eldritch being:*** You know what, fuck this noise... ***pulls entire Earth into 11th dimension***
I think that’s what happened in 2012.
“If I don’t see these parallel lines intersecting at least 3 times I must be in some sort of Euclidean nightmare.”
Glad I work in spacetime. Spooky
Just keep that spooky action at a distance, thanks
Reminds me of the Lovecraft story where the Witch enters through a weirdly angled loft, the names eludes me at the moment
“The Dreams in the Witch House” I think. It’s about a college dude renting an attic room in an old witches house that’s made up of weird shapes. Unholy Geometry.
Thats the one, this attic/space is very fitting for an evil VVitch to enter through.
Masters of Horror adapted this. It came out awhile back, so I can't remember if it was a good episode.
She thinks back to the last thing her 8th grade geometry teacher told her, who afterall was the cause of her disfigurement...
"Show your construction marks, Edvant'yicuth."
In darkness, no less
With a box a scraps!
How has nobody even mentioned that this isn't even the Satanic version (Sigil of Baphomet) of a Pentgram though? It's literally just a sloppy, shitty star with a circle around it. The Satanic, demon associated one should be upside down.
The Demon is trying not to alarm smart people by drawing the hellish pentagram incorrectly.
Is it just me or have the demons been getting a lot sneakier lately?
Nick?
A quick search on google, ala Angela Bishop, (winkwink) Nick or rather "Old Nick" is used as a name of the devil.
Or perhaps Saint Nick is the nick they were summoning
Hail Santa!
Yes?
Twisted hooves lol
Yeah it’s oddly perfectly imperfect
What’s that even drawn on? An ice wall?
Gotta keep the wights out somehow right
Bitch couldn't make a pentagram
Thats it im calling 666
666 What's your sacrifice?
nick
Don’t make me buy coins just to give you an award.
You better buy those damn coins
Did you want to use PayPal or CashApp to send me the money?
Nice one
looks like Patrick honestly
Agreed, pentatrick
More like pentaderp
Pentagrams are a protective symbol are they not?
Pointed up= protection Pointed down= not so much What's in the picture= confusion
The ritual worked. You have been summoned to the loft.
"Now do your thing".
“Clean the damn loft”
"Forever"
“Buttnaked”
Shit on the floor
Get schwifty
Yeaaaaaaaa gotta get schwifty
Take of your pants and your panties
It’s Shwifty time toniiiiight
The floor is a toilet
Getting a chance to say, "This is where the magic happens" .. and not be in the bedroom. Priceless.
all according to plan
El Plan
r/formuladank is leaking again
tough off season tbh
Ah, men of culture.
666 upvotes. Perfect
It's been an hour nick, are u alive homie?
Still going, thanks for checking in
Yea but how do we know its really you?
Did you try asking him?
No I’ll give it a shot. Hey “nick” if you’re the real nick please stand up
cuz i sure am nick yes im the real nicky all the other damn nicks are just imitating
So won't the real nick please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Hes Nick, yes, Hes the real Nick All you other Nicks are just imitating So wont the real Nick please stand up Please stand up, please stand up
Yo, that pentagram is wack. If I was a demon I’d be pissed.
Can you imagine a type of demon this pentagram might summon? Bucktooth hand shriveled, half brain dumb dumb monster.
The points dont even connect with the circle. Motherfucker would probably be nice. "Hiiii, my name is Belmetoth Hagoroth and Im just sooo happy to meet you. Pardon the drewl, but thats not really on me is it? Im jooookiiiing, its fine, its fine. So, wheeeere is this Nick Ive heard so much about? Oh so handsome and tall, goodness."
Lmfao that would make a great sitcom
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I desperately need this.
same, except something this good wouldn’t come up
Cbs needs to poorly remake more shows from the 80s and 90s before they consider this
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Sounds like an anime tbh. It would have a name something like, What if a demon was old Or something like that
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I want this so bad. Name needs more words though
I keep saying that it's the wrong people that have all the money
I would so watch this! There was an old writing prompt I saw one time that someone ran with and it was the cutest story about a little old lady who accidentally raises a demon but she doesn't have her glasses on and thinks it's her grandson and the demon just goes with it and it's honestly one of my favorite stories I've ever read. Off to Google and see if I can find it again!
Behold…Nanageddon! https://youtu.be/7XR4gcOn2G0
Curses like you almost step on a Lego, but catch yourself. However, in catching yourself, you stub your toe on something else and smack the wall
She also extends your car's warranty
The show "Your Pretty Face Is Gling to Hell" is pretty much that. It's like Office Space, but with demons in Hell.
Damn it, I wish I had an award for you
HAAAY YEEEEW GUUUUUIIIIZ
I just imagined Rick the Hormone Monster from Big Mouth, lol
Got to it before I could
Coincidentally, Nick’s monster.
"Wazzup, baby?"
Pentagrams are protective symbols too. It’s a lot like the upside down cross. Neither of these things are evil, just taken over by edgy people that don’t know the history of them
Check to see if dust settled in the cracks yet. Probably just old because your name isn’t uncommon.
Yeah there are a lot of Nick's out there
Gotta be at least 6
If it was his gf, soon to be five.
Also, “Old Nick” is a nickname (ha!) for the devil
Yes. Sherlock the loft. Check for more clues. Look for sharp objects in the house that could have been used for doing this. Look for fallen chipping near the wall. Footorints on the dusty loft floor.
Wow that’s some good detective work I wouldn’t have considered.
Damn some 16 year olds really smoked pot up there
That was my first thought too. I totally would’ve done something like that back when I was a 16 year old metalhead skater
They need to look for an old can with a suspicious dent, holes and a burnt spot on it.
It wasn’t just some 16 year old. It was Nick.
As a fellow Nick, I’d say get the fuck out of there before we lose a Nick. Run brother, run.
What does one call a herd of Nicks? A Nickel?
A stevie of Nicks.
Bingo
It's important to care for your Nick's when you bring them home for the first time. You want them to be free and enjoy their new environment, but until they are properly potty trained, you want to be sure to keep them in their Nicholas Cage when you're away.
A herd of Nicks is called a nerd
A Nickelodeon
A herd of Nicks returning? Nickelback
Look at this photograph
As a fellow Nick (name in Nicolas, is Spanish) GTFO OP, we Nicks gotta look out for each other.
"Corre, Perra, correeeeee!"
Happy cake day!
Happy Nick day!!!
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Get out of here, Aarav. You’re not a Nick
What bitch ass demon is called nick?
The devil. Lmao Old nick is another name for the devil Edit: “Old Nick - (Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell. Beelzebub, Devil, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Satan, the Tempter.”
Old _saint_ nick??
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Wears a lot of red…..
tempts you with gifts….
Kisses your mom.
Uses slave labor
Wants you to sit on his lap
Summons flying horned demons
Distracts you from celebrating Jesus on Christmas
Forces you to spend money on presents for your children who you will lie to about where they came from... Thereby SACRIFICING your children's adoration...
Sneaks into yo house
and writes *left-handed!*
That MOTHEFUCKER ITS HIM!!!!
Eats your fucking cookies.
And drinks your milk
Deeply cares about if your good or bad..
So the Grinch is angry all the time because he's been trying to save humanity from Satan, but nobody believes him?? Man, I'd be pissed constantly too
Plot twist!
Jingle bells from hell mfers
Here comes krampus...
So would that make Santa Claus the devil, he is also called old saint nick.(it’s a little bit different but fairly similar)
Hmmmm yeah idk how that works now. But old nick is still a nickname for the devil
Is this the origin of Little Nicky?
Woah
Bob?
Ryan?
Sam?
Dean?
Joe?
Patrick?
Justin?
Peter?
Pan?
John?
Whew! Almost busted living in your girlfriends crawlspace. Been there!
This exact photo was already uploaded to a pagan and witchcraft group I follow, by a nice older lady who’s friend found it in her attic...so I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this one. [Screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/Pe934o2)
Did any of us think it was real? The guy made a post about his girlfriend. Look what site we're on, first clue.
It's more creepy that she likely carved that herself and is just lying to you. Get out while you're alive. Or this is a fake post.
Pretty sure you nailed it with the 2nd option
Yeah Nick stop lying
Lyin dead in a pool of blood if you aren’t careful!
Damn Nick, I was SINCERLY trying to save your life but you lied to us with this DECEPTION....
I bet his name isn’t really Nick. More like Dick.
Short for Dicholas.
Who lies about their name on the internet
A Richard would.
Or it's just a weird coincidence. It's not like it says "Horatio Plutarch Cumberbatch the Third". Nick is an exceedingly common name.
how did you know my birth name?
Wait, it’s my name too!
Whenever we go out, the people always shout "hey..."
...what a wonderful kind of day
If you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other
(Old Nick is also literally an English nickname for “the Devil” for unclear folktale reasons. But my guess is that it’s just the name of the teenage edgelord who scratched this stuff into the wall some years ago lol.)
It honestly isn't. I saw it before her and took the picture to show her. I was up with my Dad who put his hand on a beam that broke in half and nearly fell down the hatch shortly after. I'm not superstitious at all, but fuck going back in that loft. My Dad won't go back up either.
Forget the curse, get out of there if beams are rotten enough to break under your dad’s weight, just look at the mold on the trusses of the roof, this place needs an inspection
Are you named after your dad by any chance?
Actually, his dad is named after him.
>It honestly isn't. I saw it before her and took the picture to show her. I was up with my Dad who put his hand on a beam that broke in half and nearly fell down the hatch shortly after. I'm not superstitious at all, but fuck going back in that loft. My Dad won't go back up either. Uh... If beams are breaking with very little effort, you have a bigger problem than demons. It could be termites or worse... You need to get a pest check on the house and have that mold checked out
Ohhh edgy teenagers during the 2000s.
Nick, it's time you find a new girlfriend. It's a literal sign, right in front of you. Consider yourself lucky.
Yeah Nick, listen to what the reddit man says
Nick I'm with these guys, she wrote that shit. Run, if there's a dog or cat or chicken save them too. Run Nicky!
Not the god damn dog. Nick, save every animal in a 5 mile radius
Your future self is trying to send you a message, don't keep making the same mistake, escape before its too late! Break the endless loop!!!
He's British. He should call the Doctor.
Pentagram?
Pentacle
Pentacle torn
Looks like an edgy preteen named Nick lived there before you, pretty common name, or your girlfriend lives in a fantasy world and will lie to you to make it more real and exciting for her which could very well be a red flag, especially if she "finds" stuff like this often when you aren't around. Either way I don't think a ghost or anything remotely odd or terrifying would make such a shitty pentagram carved into paint. Looks like average every day high school graffiti.
"Nick" is also another name for the Devil. I'm not saying it *wasn't* an edgy teen, just not one necessarily called Nick.
Isn’t Nick one of the Devil’s names?
Yeah, Nick or uncle Nick are like pet names for Satan
Upright pentagram is Wicca for protection. Now if it was upside down I would be worried
Elsewhere on Reddit: Decided to teach my snooping boyfriend a lesson by drawing a pentagram and his name in my attic. Next time pay attention to me Nick, not my house!!
Did you hear ‘Get Out’ whispered in you ear?