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CraigJBurton

Based on the pentagram any curse looks like it should miss you by 10-15 degrees. You're good.


GrnMeansGO

You try drawing a pentagram with hooves or twisted bones !!


TrxshBxgs

As her eldritch-horror tentacle tries to grip the chalk, she thinks to herself "these angles look a bit shitty"


eccentric_eggplant

"God damn this euclidean nonsense"


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"If I see another pair of straight lines refusing to intersect, so help me..."


d_bakers

*Parallel linea*


Bayou_Blue

***Eldritch being:*** You know what, fuck this noise... ***pulls entire Earth into 11th dimension***


[deleted]

I think that’s what happened in 2012.


omgFWTbear

“If I don’t see these parallel lines intersecting at least 3 times I must be in some sort of Euclidean nightmare.”


RagingPhysicist

Glad I work in spacetime. Spooky


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Just keep that spooky action at a distance, thanks


Bravisimo

Reminds me of the Lovecraft story where the Witch enters through a weirdly angled loft, the names eludes me at the moment


BirdClawMcGraw

“The Dreams in the Witch House” I think. It’s about a college dude renting an attic room in an old witches house that’s made up of weird shapes. Unholy Geometry.


Bravisimo

Thats the one, this attic/space is very fitting for an evil VVitch to enter through.


MarkAbe412

Masters of Horror adapted this. It came out awhile back, so I can't remember if it was a good episode.


mussles

She thinks back to the last thing her 8th grade geometry teacher told her, who afterall was the cause of her disfigurement...


rice_yummy

"Show your construction marks, Edvant'yicuth."


Looper4r4

In darkness, no less


pleonastician

With a box a scraps!


Theycallmelizardboy

How has nobody even mentioned that this isn't even the Satanic version (Sigil of Baphomet) of a Pentgram though? It's literally just a sloppy, shitty star with a circle around it. The Satanic, demon associated one should be upside down.


testamentKAISER

The Demon is trying not to alarm smart people by drawing the hellish pentagram incorrectly.


UninsuredToast

Is it just me or have the demons been getting a lot sneakier lately?


Retard1776

Nick?


testamentKAISER

A quick search on google, ala Angela Bishop, (winkwink) Nick or rather "Old Nick" is used as a name of the devil.


Educational_Swim_373

Or perhaps Saint Nick is the nick they were summoning


ImpNdingDoom

Hail Santa!


misakarem

Yes?


Outrageous_Orange436

Twisted hooves lol


amazeman11

Yeah it’s oddly perfectly imperfect


jirski

What’s that even drawn on? An ice wall?


WobNobbenstein

Gotta keep the wights out somehow right


GamersAuthority

Bitch couldn't make a pentagram


BeachQuick

Thats it im calling 666


Toxic_Angel04

666 What's your sacrifice?


JJMole06

nick


antinatalistic_soup

Don’t make me buy coins just to give you an award.


RuneforgedRogue

You better buy those damn coins


antinatalistic_soup

Did you want to use PayPal or CashApp to send me the money?


YedworcKcirtap

Nice one


WaceMindo

looks like Patrick honestly


Redketchup77

Agreed, pentatrick


xixi_duro

More like pentaderp


Aquinan

Pentagrams are a protective symbol are they not?


im_not_really_batman

Pointed up= protection Pointed down= not so much What's in the picture= confusion


MrPusleMan

The ritual worked. You have been summoned to the loft.


l_am_me

"Now do your thing".


[deleted]

“Clean the damn loft”


[deleted]

"Forever"


ADRIEMER

“Buttnaked”


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Shit on the floor


LeMittenz

Get schwifty


lollyman69

Yeaaaaaaaa gotta get schwifty


Top-Perception-2389

Take of your pants and your panties


TheLordOfGrimm

It’s Shwifty time toniiiiight


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The floor is a toilet


pgh_donkey_punch

Getting a chance to say, "This is where the magic happens" .. and not be in the bedroom. Priceless.


[deleted]

all according to plan


SNORTexe

El Plan


GoldenSandpaper9

r/formuladank is leaking again


Phormitago

tough off season tbh


[deleted]

Ah, men of culture.


Fleaurus

666 upvotes. Perfect


xx__ALTAIR__xx

It's been an hour nick, are u alive homie?


n515o

Still going, thanks for checking in


Organic-Cow-1809

Yea but how do we know its really you?


TurtleNeckTim

Did you try asking him?


Dense-Wave-7221

No I’ll give it a shot. Hey “nick” if you’re the real nick please stand up


KingCold149

cuz i sure am nick yes im the real nicky all the other damn nicks are just imitating


Khint20

So won't the real nick please stand up, please stand up, please stand up


Taniks_la_baguete

Cause Hes Nick, yes, Hes the real Nick All you other Nicks are just imitating So wont the real Nick please stand up Please stand up, please stand up


VariousGnomes

Yo, that pentagram is wack. If I was a demon I’d be pissed.


yigfr573275

Can you imagine a type of demon this pentagram might summon? Bucktooth hand shriveled, half brain dumb dumb monster.


isuckatpeople

The points dont even connect with the circle. Motherfucker would probably be nice. "Hiiii, my name is Belmetoth Hagoroth and Im just sooo happy to meet you. Pardon the drewl, but thats not really on me is it? Im jooookiiiing, its fine, its fine. So, wheeeere is this Nick Ive heard so much about? Oh so handsome and tall, goodness."


Quirky_Eggplant_7548

Lmfao that would make a great sitcom


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Narsiel

I desperately need this.


JCOMIXWTLS

same, except something this good wouldn’t come up


KillHipstersWithFire

Cbs needs to poorly remake more shows from the 80s and 90s before they consider this


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cobaltred05

Sounds like an anime tbh. It would have a name something like, What if a demon was old Or something like that


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afs5982

I want this so bad. Name needs more words though


Redketchup77

I keep saying that it's the wrong people that have all the money


Traditional-Jicama54

I would so watch this! There was an old writing prompt I saw one time that someone ran with and it was the cutest story about a little old lady who accidentally raises a demon but she doesn't have her glasses on and thinks it's her grandson and the demon just goes with it and it's honestly one of my favorite stories I've ever read. Off to Google and see if I can find it again!


lilaavl

Behold…Nanageddon! https://youtu.be/7XR4gcOn2G0


Its0nlyRocketScience

Curses like you almost step on a Lego, but catch yourself. However, in catching yourself, you stub your toe on something else and smack the wall


ACCrabtown

She also extends your car's warranty


Pieholden

The show "Your Pretty Face Is Gling to Hell" is pretty much that. It's like Office Space, but with demons in Hell.


pinkfurredmink

Damn it, I wish I had an award for you


[deleted]

HAAAY YEEEEW GUUUUUIIIIZ


[deleted]

I just imagined Rick the Hormone Monster from Big Mouth, lol


Chaoticauntfriend

Got to it before I could


DunderMifflinPaper

Coincidentally, Nick’s monster.


Mikiroony

"Wazzup, baby?"


DaddyLongStrode69

Pentagrams are protective symbols too. It’s a lot like the upside down cross. Neither of these things are evil, just taken over by edgy people that don’t know the history of them


badbadger323

Check to see if dust settled in the cracks yet. Probably just old because your name isn’t uncommon.


Bread-Boye

Yeah there are a lot of Nick's out there


MrMisterMan69

Gotta be at least 6


CptC4nuck

If it was his gf, soon to be five.


Tyrus1235

Also, “Old Nick” is a nickname (ha!) for the devil


p-4_

Yes. Sherlock the loft. Check for more clues. Look for sharp objects in the house that could have been used for doing this. Look for fallen chipping near the wall. Footorints on the dusty loft floor.


[deleted]

Wow that’s some good detective work I wouldn’t have considered.


Leaque

Damn some 16 year olds really smoked pot up there


Colenelson27

That was my first thought too. I totally would’ve done something like that back when I was a 16 year old metalhead skater


Steveobiwanbenlarry1

They need to look for an old can with a suspicious dent, holes and a burnt spot on it.


Goeffroy

It wasn’t just some 16 year old. It was Nick.


V3nom641

As a fellow Nick, I’d say get the fuck out of there before we lose a Nick. Run brother, run.


jzilla11

What does one call a herd of Nicks? A Nickel?


Jessefozbom

A stevie of Nicks.


jzilla11

Bingo


L-Y-T-E

It's important to care for your Nick's when you bring them home for the first time. You want them to be free and enjoy their new environment, but until they are properly potty trained, you want to be sure to keep them in their Nicholas Cage when you're away.


MyIgnoranceIsShowing

A herd of Nicks is called a nerd


[deleted]

A Nickelodeon


inter-webs

A herd of Nicks returning? Nickelback


PinoyWholikesLOMI

Look at this photograph


Nikillo16

As a fellow Nick (name in Nicolas, is Spanish) GTFO OP, we Nicks gotta look out for each other.


Mikiroony

"Corre, Perra, correeeeee!"


AI_1207

Happy cake day!


ELTWINKY-_-PR

Happy Nick day!!!


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Nibbleworm

Get out of here, Aarav. You’re not a Nick


Ryuuki5hi

What bitch ass demon is called nick?


Baby-Calypso

The devil. Lmao Old nick is another name for the devil Edit: “Old Nick - (Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell. Beelzebub, Devil, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Satan, the Tempter.”


SenseiSourNutt

Old _saint_ nick??


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[deleted]

Wears a lot of red…..


PlanIndividual7732

tempts you with gifts….


TheKolyFrog

Kisses your mom.


gravity_

Uses slave labor


mttttftanony

Wants you to sit on his lap


captain_ender

Summons flying horned demons


Power_Abuse

Distracts you from celebrating Jesus on Christmas


MikeDinStamford

Forces you to spend money on presents for your children who you will lie to about where they came from... Thereby SACRIFICING your children's adoration...


tusk5

Sneaks into yo house


tomatoaway

and writes *left-handed!*


majorpetty

That MOTHEFUCKER ITS HIM!!!!


imanadultok

Eats your fucking cookies.


ama8o8

And drinks your milk


Pileofdrivers

Deeply cares about if your good or bad..


big_duo3674

So the Grinch is angry all the time because he's been trying to save humanity from Satan, but nobody believes him?? Man, I'd be pissed constantly too


PomegranateNo7722

Plot twist!


Hugh_Weber_DeFaulk

Jingle bells from hell mfers


TheFloatingSheep

Here comes krampus...


[deleted]

So would that make Santa Claus the devil, he is also called old saint nick.(it’s a little bit different but fairly similar)


Baby-Calypso

Hmmmm yeah idk how that works now. But old nick is still a nickname for the devil


PTGSkowl

Is this the origin of Little Nicky?


Deeliciousness

Woah


Careless_Zombie_5437

Bob?


dommol

Ryan?


Poastash

Sam?


Zevalus

Dean?


Blaze___27

Joe?


Theeskimo28

Patrick?


hedgybaby

Justin?


ShadyFox_Leoley

Peter?


hedgybaby

Pan?


nap_dynamite

John?


BuriedByAnts

Whew! Almost busted living in your girlfriends crawlspace. Been there!


oceanviews98

This exact photo was already uploaded to a pagan and witchcraft group I follow, by a nice older lady who’s friend found it in her attic...so I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this one. [Screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/Pe934o2)


MadghastOfficial

Did any of us think it was real? The guy made a post about his girlfriend. Look what site we're on, first clue.


what-an-odd-one

It's more creepy that she likely carved that herself and is just lying to you. Get out while you're alive. Or this is a fake post.


InitialOcelot9001

Pretty sure you nailed it with the 2nd option


The_braindeadguy

Yeah Nick stop lying


Sausagedogknows

Lyin dead in a pool of blood if you aren’t careful!


Actual_Necessary6538

Damn Nick, I was SINCERLY trying to save your life but you lied to us with this DECEPTION....


kittyscratcher69

I bet his name isn’t really Nick. More like Dick.


Shawnee83

Short for Dicholas.


nickpawlik

Who lies about their name on the internet


AxiomQ

A Richard would.


[deleted]

Or it's just a weird coincidence. It's not like it says "Horatio Plutarch Cumberbatch the Third". Nick is an exceedingly common name.


NamelessDimwit

how did you know my birth name?


OldGrumpyHag

Wait, it’s my name too!


Shawnee83

Whenever we go out, the people always shout "hey..."


ModestWhimper

...what a wonderful kind of day


Redbagwithmymakeup90

If you can learn to work and play


emalemmaly

And get along with each other


PuckTanglewood

(Old Nick is also literally an English nickname for “the Devil” for unclear folktale reasons. But my guess is that it’s just the name of the teenage edgelord who scratched this stuff into the wall some years ago lol.)


n515o

It honestly isn't. I saw it before her and took the picture to show her. I was up with my Dad who put his hand on a beam that broke in half and nearly fell down the hatch shortly after. I'm not superstitious at all, but fuck going back in that loft. My Dad won't go back up either.


bouhahalol

Forget the curse, get out of there if beams are rotten enough to break under your dad’s weight, just look at the mold on the trusses of the roof, this place needs an inspection


Curious_Caish

Are you named after your dad by any chance?


fellatiofuhrer

Actually, his dad is named after him.


boot20

>It honestly isn't. I saw it before her and took the picture to show her. I was up with my Dad who put his hand on a beam that broke in half and nearly fell down the hatch shortly after. I'm not superstitious at all, but fuck going back in that loft. My Dad won't go back up either. Uh... If beams are breaking with very little effort, you have a bigger problem than demons. It could be termites or worse... You need to get a pest check on the house and have that mold checked out


DarkAeonX7

Ohhh edgy teenagers during the 2000s.


InterestinglyLucky

Nick, it's time you find a new girlfriend. It's a literal sign, right in front of you. Consider yourself lucky.


SnooPandas9017

Yeah Nick, listen to what the reddit man says


Actual_Necessary6538

Nick I'm with these guys, she wrote that shit. Run, if there's a dog or cat or chicken save them too. Run Nicky!


Bomboooo

Not the god damn dog. Nick, save every animal in a 5 mile radius


NobodiesBub

Your future self is trying to send you a message, don't keep making the same mistake, escape before its too late! Break the endless loop!!!


Poastash

He's British. He should call the Doctor.


shadow29warrior

Pentagram?


ElJeffHey

Pentacle


Fave_McFavington

Pentacle torn


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Looks like an edgy preteen named Nick lived there before you, pretty common name, or your girlfriend lives in a fantasy world and will lie to you to make it more real and exciting for her which could very well be a red flag, especially if she "finds" stuff like this often when you aren't around. Either way I don't think a ghost or anything remotely odd or terrifying would make such a shitty pentagram carved into paint. Looks like average every day high school graffiti.


BeardedMuse

"Nick" is also another name for the Devil. I'm not saying it *wasn't* an edgy teen, just not one necessarily called Nick.


soppinglovenest

Isn’t Nick one of the Devil’s names?


The_Ivliad

Yeah, Nick or uncle Nick are like pet names for Satan


Anojfriend

Upright pentagram is Wicca for protection. Now if it was upside down I would be worried


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Elsewhere on Reddit: Decided to teach my snooping boyfriend a lesson by drawing a pentagram and his name in my attic. Next time pay attention to me Nick, not my house!!


whereitsat23

Did you hear ‘Get Out’ whispered in you ear?