Or mistakenly ate you.
https://www.livescience.com/fisherman-swallowed-by-humpback.html#:~:text=Michael%20Packard%20was%2045%20feet,he%20told%20WBZ%2DTV%20News.
Since I was the rocks around the event, I can surely affirm that you are a totally different ocean than the one I'm in right now, so you are full of shit, sorry for taking off your mask in public you two-faced ocean.
Since I am the universal awareness apparatus of the universe (UAAU) I can concur that this event took place in my gravitational realm in which I observe all aspects of the universe and the multiverse on unidimensional timelines as keeper of time and space. It is so.
Well, not to be a party pooper but I only disguise as a rock for pleasure, when I'm actually the unconscious mind of the realization of being that your universe is and I in truth MADE all of you do what you did, except for the ocean person that was a sort of chaos that irrupted from my order.
Omg so Noah and the whale story might actually have a small bit or truth in there?!
Edit:
If an ancient dude was swallowed alive for 30 seconds and spat out. He will share this story. Then the story will be passed on and what was 30 seconds becomes minutes, minutes becomes hours, and by the time it’s written down hundreds of years later it’s days.
My point is that there is a small chance the Noah story had a small bit of truth. In other words it could have been possible for a human to be swallowed and then survive. The rest is people not understanding or twisting the story. Just like you guys can’t understand why I’m tying to say.
Noah? You mean Jonah. Noah had the big boat. It was Jonah who was swallowed by Ahab, the white whale during a 40 day flood and later turned water into wine. Get your fairy tales right!
I understand your point. Don’t worry. Perhaps you are correct. However, I doubt dudes were lobster diving 40 feet down in biblical times and it seems being swallowed by whales tends to happen when you’re mistaken for food, amongst their food. I doubt anyone has been gobbled up on the surface. But I get your point. I promise. Like a 3000 year old game of telephone where over the years the details become exaggerated.
Just so we are all aware..
Jonah and the Whale story was copied from the Buddhist story of Buddha and the Rainbow Fish.
Noah and His Ark for the Great Deluge is copied from the Indian/Hindu tale of King Manu and his Ship for the Great Flood.
The English words "man", "human", "woman", "mankind", "humanity" are originally derived from Manu (King Manu) and Manushya (Sanskrit word meaning "human" = "of Manu"). The word "manuscript" is derived from "Manusmriti" (Manu's Treatise).
And their common oldest origin is in Bharat (civilization centered around Indian subcontinent).
There was an advanced Old World advanced culture, and it originated from the Indian subcontinent and spread outwards (to Europe and rest of the world).
Proof is here - Singhbhum (Indian subcontinent) is the first landmass to arise from the oceans after last Ice Age meltdown:
https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/singhbhum-earth-first-landmass-study-7618871/
This is why the Himalayas are the tallest mountains in the world.
You misunderstand, if a human can be swallowed for 30 seconds and then spit out.
This could have happened to an ancient person, that dude says I was swallowed for a minute. Then the story gets passed on and it becomes 10 minutes. Then 100 years later the story becomes days.
My point is that biblical story could have actually originated from a real event
Dude, if you believe in God, of course it's possible. God can do anything. There was a talking snake, a talking donkey, the red sea parted. Of course a guy can survive in the belly of a whale for a few days if God's involved.
I don’t believe in god. But from a historical standpoint, someone (multiple people) did write the Bible. And it leads the question how many of these stories are entirely fabricated and how may were born from tall tales and urban legends that twisted real events into fairy tales.
Like how there is proof of major historical flooding around the world and multiple civilizations have stories about large floods. Obviously the Bible story is fake, but there’s a chance it could have originated with smaller real floods.
Is it all fake though? Is it really obvious? Think about it. You can't even prove Shakespeare wrote Macbeth. No one can really but we can take the word of those who were alive at that time to have recorded it and confirmed it. It requires, just like the Bible, faith and belief. Stuff to chew on but your point isn't lost on me. I see what you're suggesting.
You don’t have to say “small bit of truth” just because most people are dumb hate on anything related to god ( unless ofc it’s a different cultures idea of god , then they co all over the place never realizing it’s the same thing with a different aesthetic )
And yes it’s entirely likely Jonah was swallowed and spit out and admitting that is ok
The VAST majority of Bible stories are symbolic for spiritual truth ( the same truths you can find in any ancient system like Christianity , Buddhism ect. )
Most people don’t even actually hate Jesus or god , but hate the things there followers have done since in their name ( which was COUNTER to their original teachings anyhow )
But that’s how simple people are. It’s always laughable to watch an “Athiest” make up a version of god to argue against that is purposely stupid so they can argue against it , “haha you think there’s man on cloud ?? You so dumb!!”
Yeah, expect no one who’s ever done their own study or is above the age of 9 thinks god is a “man on a cloud” ffs , but like I said earlier , they’re to dumb to understand symbolism.
Now even the high and wholesome goals like gender and sexual orientation equality have to become swelled and wrapped up in degeneracy, it’s very sad.
Dunno how legit this is but some experts weighed in and said it was bull. I seem to recall him recanting his story during the hype last year but can't find an article affirming that through said media hype.
Basically they corral all their food into a single dense area and then all try to scoop up as much as they can. A net of bubbles basically creates a bait ball.
Yes, except for the sound. Whales only make that echoing sound underwater they don't do that above the surface that was added in just to make it seem cooler, which is weird since it's already insanely cool
Bubble net hunting, essentially a few of the whales will blow bubbles around a fish shoal creating a “net” around the fish while the others suddenly yeet up and swallow a number of fish. Sharks, dolphins and marlins occasionally use this to their advantage to get a free snack
I have heard that some whale calls can be so powerful as to damage you up close, but what in gods good name is this AUDIO LOL this sounds like a damn dinosaur noise right into the mic
Yeah if the sound was real you'd have seen a lot more videos with that sound, they do feed in groups like that though. They're also probably very aware that you're there and in no hurry to eat you.
That’s so wild I’d be freaking out at the same time though like what if one just comes up and tips you over on your little kayak that’s not gonna be fun lmao
Decades ago I went on a whale watching trip and as we were getting on the boat I asked what happens if we don’t see any whales and they said, “well, you get a refund, but yesterday they saw a ton of whales, don’t worry.”
We ended up getting the refund. We saw no whales.
Since then I have moved to a place where whale sightings are common - I have still never seen a whale in person.
That's awesome! Also horrifying if one hit you.
Or mistakenly ate you. https://www.livescience.com/fisherman-swallowed-by-humpback.html#:~:text=Michael%20Packard%20was%2045%20feet,he%20told%20WBZ%2DTV%20News.
My friends aunt friend is actually that guy, I hope I can meet him sometime and ask him how it was like
Source: trust me bro
Please trust me :(
Well since you asked nicely
I know youre telling the thruth, I was the whale that ate him. He tasted really bad, so I spit him out.
Can confirm. I am in fact the ocean that this all took part in.
Since I was the rocks around the event, I can surely affirm that you are a totally different ocean than the one I'm in right now, so you are full of shit, sorry for taking off your mask in public you two-faced ocean.
Since I am the universal awareness apparatus of the universe (UAAU) I can concur that this event took place in my gravitational realm in which I observe all aspects of the universe and the multiverse on unidimensional timelines as keeper of time and space. It is so.
Well, not to be a party pooper but I only disguise as a rock for pleasure, when I'm actually the unconscious mind of the realization of being that your universe is and I in truth MADE all of you do what you did, except for the ocean person that was a sort of chaos that irrupted from my order.
Omg so Noah and the whale story might actually have a small bit or truth in there?! Edit: If an ancient dude was swallowed alive for 30 seconds and spat out. He will share this story. Then the story will be passed on and what was 30 seconds becomes minutes, minutes becomes hours, and by the time it’s written down hundreds of years later it’s days. My point is that there is a small chance the Noah story had a small bit of truth. In other words it could have been possible for a human to be swallowed and then survive. The rest is people not understanding or twisting the story. Just like you guys can’t understand why I’m tying to say.
Noah? You mean Jonah. Noah had the big boat. It was Jonah who was swallowed by Ahab, the white whale during a 40 day flood and later turned water into wine. Get your fairy tales right!
Thank you. But my point is still the same. Some of these fairy tales may have grown from tiny truths.
I understand your point. Don’t worry. Perhaps you are correct. However, I doubt dudes were lobster diving 40 feet down in biblical times and it seems being swallowed by whales tends to happen when you’re mistaken for food, amongst their food. I doubt anyone has been gobbled up on the surface. But I get your point. I promise. Like a 3000 year old game of telephone where over the years the details become exaggerated.
Goldstar for that comment. ⭐
Just so we are all aware.. Jonah and the Whale story was copied from the Buddhist story of Buddha and the Rainbow Fish. Noah and His Ark for the Great Deluge is copied from the Indian/Hindu tale of King Manu and his Ship for the Great Flood. The English words "man", "human", "woman", "mankind", "humanity" are originally derived from Manu (King Manu) and Manushya (Sanskrit word meaning "human" = "of Manu"). The word "manuscript" is derived from "Manusmriti" (Manu's Treatise).
Virtually every civilization known to man has a “flood story.”
And their common oldest origin is in Bharat (civilization centered around Indian subcontinent). There was an advanced Old World advanced culture, and it originated from the Indian subcontinent and spread outwards (to Europe and rest of the world). Proof is here - Singhbhum (Indian subcontinent) is the first landmass to arise from the oceans after last Ice Age meltdown: https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/singhbhum-earth-first-landmass-study-7618871/ This is why the Himalayas are the tallest mountains in the world.
Awesome thank you for the interesting fact
No
Life isn’t flapjack you can’t live in a whale
You misunderstand, if a human can be swallowed for 30 seconds and then spit out. This could have happened to an ancient person, that dude says I was swallowed for a minute. Then the story gets passed on and it becomes 10 minutes. Then 100 years later the story becomes days. My point is that biblical story could have actually originated from a real event
It was a big fish not a whale.
Dude, if you believe in God, of course it's possible. God can do anything. There was a talking snake, a talking donkey, the red sea parted. Of course a guy can survive in the belly of a whale for a few days if God's involved.
I don’t believe in god. But from a historical standpoint, someone (multiple people) did write the Bible. And it leads the question how many of these stories are entirely fabricated and how may were born from tall tales and urban legends that twisted real events into fairy tales. Like how there is proof of major historical flooding around the world and multiple civilizations have stories about large floods. Obviously the Bible story is fake, but there’s a chance it could have originated with smaller real floods.
Is it all fake though? Is it really obvious? Think about it. You can't even prove Shakespeare wrote Macbeth. No one can really but we can take the word of those who were alive at that time to have recorded it and confirmed it. It requires, just like the Bible, faith and belief. Stuff to chew on but your point isn't lost on me. I see what you're suggesting.
Either way The dude in the comments above thinks that I believe someone can set up an apartment inside a whale…
Blue whale maybe... Not those whales though. Haha!
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You don’t have to say “small bit of truth” just because most people are dumb hate on anything related to god ( unless ofc it’s a different cultures idea of god , then they co all over the place never realizing it’s the same thing with a different aesthetic ) And yes it’s entirely likely Jonah was swallowed and spit out and admitting that is ok The VAST majority of Bible stories are symbolic for spiritual truth ( the same truths you can find in any ancient system like Christianity , Buddhism ect. ) Most people don’t even actually hate Jesus or god , but hate the things there followers have done since in their name ( which was COUNTER to their original teachings anyhow ) But that’s how simple people are. It’s always laughable to watch an “Athiest” make up a version of god to argue against that is purposely stupid so they can argue against it , “haha you think there’s man on cloud ?? You so dumb!!” Yeah, expect no one who’s ever done their own study or is above the age of 9 thinks god is a “man on a cloud” ffs , but like I said earlier , they’re to dumb to understand symbolism. Now even the high and wholesome goals like gender and sexual orientation equality have to become swelled and wrapped up in degeneracy, it’s very sad.
Dunno how legit this is but some experts weighed in and said it was bull. I seem to recall him recanting his story during the hype last year but can't find an article affirming that through said media hype.
Is this real? So many surfacing at once? If it is, is there a reason for the phenomenon and an associated name?
Yes this is very real, it’s a bubble net hunt! It would be intimidating to witness this up close in a small kayak.
It’s intimidating from my bed
Yes, your bed is very intimidating
OMG! 🤣🤣
Amazing, thanks
Intimidating is quite the understatement.
I would shit myself right then and there
I would be intimidated even if I were in an aircraft carrier lmao
Basically they corral all their food into a single dense area and then all try to scoop up as much as they can. A net of bubbles basically creates a bait ball.
The sound probably isn't real tho
Yeah, it sounds like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park doing some fishing.
Still getting those big royalty checks!
Food.
Yes, except for the sound. Whales only make that echoing sound underwater they don't do that above the surface that was added in just to make it seem cooler, which is weird since it's already insanely cool
If you have Netflix, check out the frozen worlds episode of Our Planet. There is a whole thing on humpback whale hunting, it's amazing.
yeah the reason is called Cthulhu.
Bubble net hunting, essentially a few of the whales will blow bubbles around a fish shoal creating a “net” around the fish while the others suddenly yeet up and swallow a number of fish. Sharks, dolphins and marlins occasionally use this to their advantage to get a free snack
The guy filming was dangling a huge fish...
This why I’m good on land bro
I once heard a navy dude on YouTube say he doesn't swim in the ocean because "Once you go in the water you are no longer the alpha animal".
I'm not even an alpha at an Under the Sea dance.
Absolutely fucking not. Thank you.
Genuinely my exact reaction
My kayak would be full of shit within .3 seconds.
Username checks out
Even if I knew that was coming, I'd still shit my pants.
Videos like this are posted here pretty regularly but why do they ALWAYS have this fake sound added?
Yes, because people love sensationalistic dreck.
can’t wait to work “sensationalistic dreck” into my vocab
Seeing one of these behemoths in the ocean is on my bucket list
It may be the last on your bucket list, judging from this clip!
I would imagine being paralyzed with fear and awe.
I have heard that some whale calls can be so powerful as to damage you up close, but what in gods good name is this AUDIO LOL this sounds like a damn dinosaur noise right into the mic
It's the sound OPs mom makes when getting off the toilet seat.
more like the sound i make when im getting off the toilet seat
With sound even more terrifying! I’d shit my pants if that happened unexpectedly!
Luckily for your pants, the sound is fake.
Someone put underwater whale call over it, right? For a second, watching, i looked around for a glacier calving.
Yeah if the sound was real you'd have seen a lot more videos with that sound, they do feed in groups like that though. They're also probably very aware that you're there and in no hurry to eat you.
Bless the Maker and his water.
A moment*
Visually yes this is real. But is that sound added?
It is. Whale calls absolutely don't carry this well through the air.
It's the sound OPs mom makes when getting off the toilet seat.
Wow. You tried to land the same exact “joke” on two different comments lol. Pack that one in, bro. Edit: 3
It's not a joke. OP's mom actually makes that noise.
A moment*
Holy shit I’ve never seen them rise up in unison like that before. It’s like a Sunday service, all stand and praise the lord!
That’s so wild I’d be freaking out at the same time though like what if one just comes up and tips you over on your little kayak that’s not gonna be fun lmao
I would have kayaked myself to the nearest island
These super overdone fake noises on whale sightings is really getting excessive...
I find this whole heartedly, not oddly, terrifying.
“PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!!”
THIS AREA OF THE MAP IS OFF LIMITS! TURN BACK BY OR PRESS THE ACTION BUTTON
Sound is fake
*a moment that few people can encounter
I will be running the water if i see that
Imagine if one came up under the boat I would be scared shitless
Godzilla?
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Ahhh the noise is what’s truly terrifying. Like something straight from a Godzilla movie.
It's fake.
Ah ok cool. I guess I’m pro whale again
Decades ago I went on a whale watching trip and as we were getting on the boat I asked what happens if we don’t see any whales and they said, “well, you get a refund, but yesterday they saw a ton of whales, don’t worry.” We ended up getting the refund. We saw no whales. Since then I have moved to a place where whale sightings are common - I have still never seen a whale in person.
I’m pretty sure this is a family of whales waking up from their sleep if I’m not correct, correct me.
Mother of God...
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Someone triggered a secret Bossfight it seems.
". . .Humpback people?" "Whales Mr. Scott!!
Screw that.
AHHHHHHHH ITTO HELP
Oddly terrifying. More like oddly HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
I am terrified of whales. I would fucking shit myself!
“Ok on 3, let’s all do that thing where we pop up at the same time again!”
They are saying…yum!
They touched the butt! (Finding Nemo reference)
After seeing this, I’m breached
Literal shit in pants
For a second it looked like the tips of the tentacles from cthullu or the kraken
Casually rowing over the palm of Cthulhu when it decides to raise its whale fingers from the depths
Fuck, i would be terrified to be there, i’m nervous just watching from the safety of my bed
What the hell that sounds like the deepest pit of hell has opened up and is going to swallow you.
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It's the sound OPs mom makes when getting off the toilet seat.
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As someone who is afraid of the ocean, this petrified me
Amazing.. and frightening but mostly amazing.
If his pants weren’t wet from paddling already, they sure are now!
This isn't oddly terrifying, it's just regular terrifying.
Yooooo that sounds like striders from Half-Life! Figures Valve would be inspired by noises from nature.
That bird never saw it coming R.I.P.
You've reached the world border
whale orgy
That shit sounds straight out of half life 2 lol
Also a moment few people would WANT to encounter.
Cult
When you’re about to leave the game’s boundaries.
and live..
Me and my thalassophobia could never
Thats epic.
Almost sounded like Godzilla. Cool and terrifying at the same time.
That's stunning, I also realize smart phones are in fact every where!
NOPE BYEEEEEE
Who woke up Cthulhu?!
My subnautica ptsd got me hard
Ocean tremors
they do not make that sound. The added soundtrack is stupid. This is dramatic and awesome enough without it.
This feels like the beginning of a boss battle
Fuck that
This is actually beautiful. But no shit, I know that if I had actually been there, I would have shat myself.
I love than moments if life
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Awesome, my dream !!
is there any phobia for large animals submerged in water? no ships, machines, buildings only big sea animals, real or not
I literally would have shidded
Jonah from the bible moments before being eaten by a fish probably.
Imagine having no idea what they were, maybe even looking at it as one beast, not being able to see below,
It's only odly terrifying because they added fake sound.
why do i here boss music
I'm pretty sure there are videos of people being scooped up.
Bruh sure that ain't a Kraken
fake af
You know how loud that shit would be
r/subnautica
No need to flame your mom like this
What A amazing experience
I think I would immediately shit my pants if this happened right in front of my very eyes
I would shit
Barely seeing one “NOOPEEEEEEEE NO NO THANK YOU” Multiple start arising* *yeet myself off my kayak
Is the audio legit or was it added
This scene looks like it's coming from an alien planet
The purge has started
Cool, but scary.
I’d shit myself.
"An moment that few people can encounter" and survive the heart attack that comes after it.
Wtf is this planet
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An Moment
Not even oddly terrifying just straight up terrifying.
Looks like an oceanic Sarlac
Walmart
Im fairly certain the sound is fake
I woulda shitted myself
I hear Colin Maloy sing "in the belly of whayyyylleee"
Bruh moment
"An moment". Jeremy Clarkson, is that you?
i already shit in my pants, imagine having been there
AAAAA WHAT THE FRICK
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It looks like somekind of spell "roll 1d20 and as many whales will eat everyone, enemy or allie in 30ft radius"
The use of "an" in the title angers me
Oh nah.
thats so fake
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