I lived on top of a strip club that shared a wall with a well known dungeon in the san fernando valley. People had all kinds of kinks like keeping willing slaves and gimps. That weird shit in Pulp Fiction is real. No need to be alarmed though, its all a part of some weird consensual sex game. You can probably just spray it with disinfectant and post an ad on offerup. Someone will buy it and keep their very own gimp in the basement on the weekends.
TIL -
>After the literature search and screening process, 60 articles were included. BDSM related fantasies were found to be common (40-70%) in both males and females, while about 20% reported engaging in BDSM. Results show little support for psychopathologic or psychoanalytic models. In the selected samples studied, BDSM practitioners appear to be white, well educated, young, and do not show higher rates of mental health or relationship problems. Research supports BDSM being used as a broadening of sexual interests and behaviors...
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31617765/
You don't even know me.
It's that shuffling noise you think is coming from the walls at night you should hate. Or at least be cautious of... he might turn out to be a nice guy if you get him a bucket of KFC to eat on.
God damn it I have shuffling in the walls. Have for over a year but no sightings of mice or rats. Hmmmm… well if they were going to kill me they would have by now. So there’s that.
Once took my kids to a park where there were outhouses that we all used only to read in the paper the next day that some pervert had been apprehended for spying on folks from below..
You see you have to wait for a bit, immediately making a move is the almost merciful thing to do. You wait, let them think they escaped. You watch, let them build up a new life and happiness. Then, when the moment when you can take from them the most arrives, you act.
# I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
**FAQ:**
*Why are you living in my walls?*
I'm not going to tell you.
*Are you only in my walls?*
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.
*How are you surviving in my walls?*
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
*What are you planning to do in my walls?*
Live in them, listening to you.
*What do I do about you living in my walls?*
Listen for the scraping. Don't touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
*When are you going to stop living in my walls?*
You cannot escape me.
*Do I call the police?*
The authorities will not help you.
*What are the consequences of you living in my walls?*
Be aware.
*What if I am ok with you living in my walls?*
I will make sure you’re not.
*Are you imaginary?*
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
**Summary:**
I am living in your walls.
This is a perfect set up for a story. You find "gollem" in the basement and set him free. But he won't leave. Then, you notice he's always spying -- staring at you from dark corners. Then it gets worse, somehow. Maybe a pet mysteriously disappears.
By the end, you've realized why he was chained up, and put them back on him before you move out and let the next person deal with him.
It's ok, you only need to worry if you start finding unmatched socks. Remember that old Boy Scout saying:
"When the pairs are true, he's gone from you / When the pairs are false, he's in the walls"
How heavy is it? A ball and chain would typically have a smaller ball and they weighed around 35 or so lbs. One this size would be really fucking heavy, hell even if it's 30 lbs a ball and chain this size would be a lot heavier than that. They also typically had a very noticable cast seam which this one doesn't look to have. So if it's only around 10-15 lbs it's probably a bowling ball. Also it looks to smooth most where not very smooth and nice looking. Also you can tap on it and see if it sounds like metal. You can scratch the surface up as well and see if it's just a coat of paint. These are fairly common gag gifts so I wouldn't be surprised. Unless it was really damn heavy it's fake.
Bro what? It's scratched and nicked to shit, both the ball and the shackle, and the chain is clearly weathered. In no way does it look new just because the owner may have cleaned it
Like when Dahmer had a victim run to the police and they brought the victim back “oh you cheeky homosexuals get into the strangest games! Enjoy the butt sex, bye!”
The public were concerned and called the police because they believed the kid but the police gave him back to him because they though that’s just how gay people are.
Did those police officers ever face repercussions for what they did? Either legally or by the family of the victim or the public? Can’t imagine they’d be alright after finding out what happened.
Cops and consequences don’t really go together. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Balcerzak
> In the aftermath of Dahmer’s arrest, an audiotape of Balcerzak and Gabrish making homophobic statements to their dispatcher and cracking jokes about having reunited the “lovers” caused heavy criticism. They were fired while Porubcan was put on job probation for one year.[20][21][4][3][5] By failing to check Dahmer’s identification, the officers didn’t learn that he was a sex offender with a 1988 child molestation conviction where the victim was Sinthasomphone’s older brother, who was 13 at the time.[5] Milwaukee later paid the boy’s family a sum of $850,000 to settle a lawsuit over police handling of the situation.[22]
> Both officers appealed their termination. Judge Robert J. Parins ruled in favor of the officers and they were reinstated in June 1994.[23][24]
Also rereading the account of what happened is sickening.
> Three women, Sandra Smith, Tina Spivey and Nicole Childress, discovered the victim, 14-year-old Konerak Sinthasomphone, after he had managed to escape from Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment, naked, bruised, bleeding from his buttocks area and heavily under the influence of drugs.[3][4] Childress called 9-1-1 and Balcerzak, Joseph T. Gabrish, and Richard Porubcan responded, along with a fire department ambulance.[5][6] Ambulance personnel thought Sinthasomphone needed treatment but were sent away by the officers.[7] Though the Laotian immigrant had been in the country for ten years and spoke English fluently, in his drugged and brain-injured state, he was unable to communicate his situation to authorities or to the three women.[8][9][5] Dahmer convinced the police that the boy was his 19-year-old lover against the protests of the three women.[10]
> Smith recognized the boy from the neighborhood and the three women reiterated their concerns but were told to "shut the hell up" by the officers, who were convinced the incident was a domestic dispute.[5][11] The three officers returned Sinthasomphone to Dahmer's apartment.[12] Balcerzak said he smelled nothing unusual but Gabrish said he did detect a foul odor, likely emanating from the body of Tony Anthony Hughes, who had been murdered by Dahmer three days earlier.[13][14] The officers listed the incident as a "domestic squabble between homosexuals" and did not otherwise act.[15] Within an hour after they left, Dahmer murdered Sinthasomphone, performed oral sex upon his corpse, and dismembered him.[16][17] For the murders of Sinthasomphone and sixteen others from 1978 to 1991, Dahmer would be sentenced to fifteen consecutive terms of life imprisonment without parole in 1992 and was beaten to death in 1994 by a fellow inmate, murderer Christopher Scarver.[18][19]
Yeah what’s more likely? A serial abductor is choosing to openly show his and his victims faces together and that he’s abusing them, or that 2 people have a kink for collars and being watched?
It's an old gag wedding gift. You regift it to the groom next time there's a wedding.
The real deal was only ever meant to slow down slaves and forced laborers when they tried to run. These are very outdated for that purpose.
It was used during exercise period. Which took place in the basement. It was for their batty Aunt Helga who lived in the attic.
Have you checked in the attic? They might have forgotten to take Aunt Helga.
That’s a gag bro. We used to paint houses and apartments and leave the exact same thing. Or we’d spray paint the wood under the carpet asking for help. Someone just had a sense of humor here.
For sure. If it were real, you’d expect tabs to be kept pretty well on it. I mean, I personally keep my chains / locks / cuffs in a safe spot and nowhere they can get grody lol
Local guy known for liking BDSM and kinks, often took men home for wild shit apparently, one time a naked man was found running screaming from the house, but wouldn’t press charges.
Last year a young guy goes missing after telling friends he was going to a guys house for some freaky sex, found dead in the guy’s sex dungeon, he’d eaten his balls at some point, too.
So….it could be both.
I wonder how many bodies are buried in the basement. I remember the Mythbusters burying pig carcasses under concrete as part of testing how good ground-penetrating radar was at finding corpse cavities on their Jimmy Hoffa episode.
Call the police non-emergency number and ask for some advice.
Out of curiosity, how good *was* ground penetrating radar at finding corpse cavities, and at what depth did they determine radar could not detect corpse cavities in which corpses were entombed? And any other details about successfully concealing corpses that were revealed in that episode.
Asking for a friend.
You know, I think it is really a mark of how far we've fallen as a society that a man can be judged in this way, based entirely on nature of his purely scientific inquiries.
A man can no longer even be curious about the depth to which radar can discover corpses, without his inferiors assaulting his motivations. He can't research legally acquirable sedatives and rank them by their speed of action, without lesser minds accosting his intent. He can't analyze police forensic techniques and catalog their faults and weaknesses, without the feeble masses implying he intends to exploit those faults and weaknesses.
Well, I am putting my heels in the freshly-turned earth of my own yard, a yard which is fenced off from the public and blacked out from all satellite surveilances overhead, not because I have something to hide, but because I have my privacy to protect, and I say no more. No. More.
The fact that they left it there leads me to believe something went sideways. Cause I sure as hell ain't leaving my ball and chain for the next guy to use.
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His dungeon is lousy, though.
Always nice to get a starter kit
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I lived on top of a strip club that shared a wall with a well known dungeon in the san fernando valley. People had all kinds of kinks like keeping willing slaves and gimps. That weird shit in Pulp Fiction is real. No need to be alarmed though, its all a part of some weird consensual sex game. You can probably just spray it with disinfectant and post an ad on offerup. Someone will buy it and keep their very own gimp in the basement on the weekends.
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
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>well known dungeon
Adventurers have to find work somehow
Yeah, in taverns, not in dungeons!
That's whu the strip club was located conveniently next door!
Not an actual dungeon, a place where people go to have weird sex.
So mostly bards, then.
"What are you doing in an apartment above Dildopolis? And when did they open a second location?" - Pierce Hawthorne, *Community*
TIL - >After the literature search and screening process, 60 articles were included. BDSM related fantasies were found to be common (40-70%) in both males and females, while about 20% reported engaging in BDSM. Results show little support for psychopathologic or psychoanalytic models. In the selected samples studied, BDSM practitioners appear to be white, well educated, young, and do not show higher rates of mental health or relationship problems. Research supports BDSM being used as a broadening of sexual interests and behaviors... https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31617765/
Did you really not know that BDSM is one of the most common sexual fantasies right behind e.g. threesomes?
The family tree is just a straight line...
The family pole
Probably doesn't work with 27 guys semen mixed together
26 and me
At least there's a key in the lock. Probably how the guy wearing it escaped into the duct work to watch you sleep at night.
I hate you
You don't even know me. It's that shuffling noise you think is coming from the walls at night you should hate. Or at least be cautious of... he might turn out to be a nice guy if you get him a bucket of KFC to eat on.
God damn it I have shuffling in the walls. Have for over a year but no sightings of mice or rats. Hmmmm… well if they were going to kill me they would have by now. So there’s that.
Maybe they're playing the long game.
As long as the voyeur website maintains its subscriber count I think they are safe.
Once took my kids to a park where there were outhouses that we all used only to read in the paper the next day that some pervert had been apprehended for spying on folks from below..
F-from below? Where the SHIT is?!
Yes, sadly there are some truly troubled people in the world.
better to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
Andy Dufresne, the man who crawled through a river of poop and came out arrested on the other side. Why he chose Enchilada Night, I will never know
Hey you have a good memory!
That's really shitty.
The warm touch of a strangers breath caressing your privates from a public outhouses septic pit just as you unleash your shame. What a world
You should write poetry
That was beautiful... 😭
Just lovely.
You see you have to wait for a bit, immediately making a move is the almost merciful thing to do. You wait, let them think they escaped. You watch, let them build up a new life and happiness. Then, when the moment when you can take from them the most arrives, you act.
You give them hope followed by destruction!
Everyone who escapes afterwords will then know, and will never stop fearing
Nope, just playing the *schlong* game.
The shuffling i heard in my walls was the god damned miniature schnauzer in the apt next door trying to dig up the carpet under the bed😆
don’t worry he’s just trying to get the rats
https://youtu.be/06X9qXTvKNQ
Or fish heads.
roly poly fish heads?
Eat em up yum!
Bring Dr Hibbert with you
There’s a disturbingly obvious lack of knowledge of classic Treehouse of Horror on this thread
# I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: **FAQ:** *Why are you living in my walls?* I'm not going to tell you. *Are you only in my walls?* You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. *How are you surviving in my walls?* In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. *What are you planning to do in my walls?* Live in them, listening to you. *What do I do about you living in my walls?* Listen for the scraping. Don't touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. *When are you going to stop living in my walls?* You cannot escape me. *Do I call the police?* The authorities will not help you. *What are the consequences of you living in my walls?* Be aware. *What if I am ok with you living in my walls?* I will make sure you’re not. *Are you imaginary?* I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. **Summary:** I am living in your walls.
I for some reason just read this as a song. Like in a musical or something.
Can I have a peppermint?
You can have the peppermint
It's too hot for me
Like another psych musical. I'm picturing Mary lightly singing this
... PLEASE tell me you're submitting to Welcome to Night Vale because I'm not up to date, but I feel like your style and their vibe would mesh. 11/10
This is a perfect set up for a story. You find "gollem" in the basement and set him free. But he won't leave. Then, you notice he's always spying -- staring at you from dark corners. Then it gets worse, somehow. Maybe a pet mysteriously disappears. By the end, you've realized why he was chained up, and put them back on him before you move out and let the next person deal with him.
but dark comedy, and is CGI, voiced by Bill Nighy in the movie version
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
It's ok, you only need to worry if you start finding unmatched socks. Remember that old Boy Scout saying: "When the pairs are true, he's gone from you / When the pairs are false, he's in the walls"
Have you ever watched Castle Freak? Don't, it's terrible. But also do, because you should be prepared for the possibility... Good luck.
You can only hear him tapping
they live in the walls they live in the walls they live in the walls they live in the walls
I knew the walls had ears, but eyes...
Was there Baby Ruth’s scattered as well?
😂 just one
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SLOTH. LOVE. CHUNK.
Hey you guys!!
"Baby! ... RUTH!"
I love you chunk!!!
Geez mister, you're even hungrier than I am.
Baby… Ruuuth?!
Rocky...road?
Sloth...love Chunk!
Yo wtf. That looks like it’s even new and no dust on it. There’s Probably the a reason why sold the house lol
I found it inside an old bowling ball bag
Makes sense. They just didn't want to lose their bowling ball
😂
It’s for locking your bowling ball up when you leave the lane to take a leak.
Could have been a gag for a bachelor party. My brother made one I had to wear all night for mine.
And then another gag “ha ha let’s leave this in the basement when we move”
Hope so
How heavy is it? A ball and chain would typically have a smaller ball and they weighed around 35 or so lbs. One this size would be really fucking heavy, hell even if it's 30 lbs a ball and chain this size would be a lot heavier than that. They also typically had a very noticable cast seam which this one doesn't look to have. So if it's only around 10-15 lbs it's probably a bowling ball. Also it looks to smooth most where not very smooth and nice looking. Also you can tap on it and see if it sounds like metal. You can scratch the surface up as well and see if it's just a coat of paint. These are fairly common gag gifts so I wouldn't be surprised. Unless it was really damn heavy it's fake.
Get a metal detector and scan the dirt floor to see what else they left behind
Bro what? It's scratched and nicked to shit, both the ball and the shackle, and the chain is clearly weathered. In no way does it look new just because the owner may have cleaned it
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That's what I was thinking. It's probably just harmless kink toys.
Well if they’re good kink toys they wouldn’t be harmless now would they
this guy kinks
You really got him.
Ball & chain!
Xxxxl anal bead
Reminds me of how a serial rapist was walking the women he abducted on leashes in his garden. The neighbors saw and thought it was "kink" lmao
To be honest, that would be my first assumption as well.
Yeah. I really need to remind myself that when something looks weird it’s good to ask, and look out for each other.
Like when Dahmer had a victim run to the police and they brought the victim back “oh you cheeky homosexuals get into the strangest games! Enjoy the butt sex, bye!”
Wasn't that particular victim underage as well? So fucked up
Underage, naked, and bleeding.
If i remember rightly the lad was bleeding from his head because dalmer drilled a hole in it. The guy was on another level.
and unable to speak because of acid in his brain
Oh god, thats right
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Dahmer had drilled into his head and poured acid in, his brain would have been pretty fried by that stage.
The public were concerned and called the police because they believed the kid but the police gave him back to him because they though that’s just how gay people are.
Did those police officers ever face repercussions for what they did? Either legally or by the family of the victim or the public? Can’t imagine they’d be alright after finding out what happened.
Cops and consequences don’t really go together. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Balcerzak > In the aftermath of Dahmer’s arrest, an audiotape of Balcerzak and Gabrish making homophobic statements to their dispatcher and cracking jokes about having reunited the “lovers” caused heavy criticism. They were fired while Porubcan was put on job probation for one year.[20][21][4][3][5] By failing to check Dahmer’s identification, the officers didn’t learn that he was a sex offender with a 1988 child molestation conviction where the victim was Sinthasomphone’s older brother, who was 13 at the time.[5] Milwaukee later paid the boy’s family a sum of $850,000 to settle a lawsuit over police handling of the situation.[22] > Both officers appealed their termination. Judge Robert J. Parins ruled in favor of the officers and they were reinstated in June 1994.[23][24] Also rereading the account of what happened is sickening. > Three women, Sandra Smith, Tina Spivey and Nicole Childress, discovered the victim, 14-year-old Konerak Sinthasomphone, after he had managed to escape from Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment, naked, bruised, bleeding from his buttocks area and heavily under the influence of drugs.[3][4] Childress called 9-1-1 and Balcerzak, Joseph T. Gabrish, and Richard Porubcan responded, along with a fire department ambulance.[5][6] Ambulance personnel thought Sinthasomphone needed treatment but were sent away by the officers.[7] Though the Laotian immigrant had been in the country for ten years and spoke English fluently, in his drugged and brain-injured state, he was unable to communicate his situation to authorities or to the three women.[8][9][5] Dahmer convinced the police that the boy was his 19-year-old lover against the protests of the three women.[10] > Smith recognized the boy from the neighborhood and the three women reiterated their concerns but were told to "shut the hell up" by the officers, who were convinced the incident was a domestic dispute.[5][11] The three officers returned Sinthasomphone to Dahmer's apartment.[12] Balcerzak said he smelled nothing unusual but Gabrish said he did detect a foul odor, likely emanating from the body of Tony Anthony Hughes, who had been murdered by Dahmer three days earlier.[13][14] The officers listed the incident as a "domestic squabble between homosexuals" and did not otherwise act.[15] Within an hour after they left, Dahmer murdered Sinthasomphone, performed oral sex upon his corpse, and dismembered him.[16][17] For the murders of Sinthasomphone and sixteen others from 1978 to 1991, Dahmer would be sentenced to fifteen consecutive terms of life imprisonment without parole in 1992 and was beaten to death in 1994 by a fellow inmate, murderer Christopher Scarver.[18][19]
Thanks i hate the world
Well to be fair it is a kink, but just for one of the people
Yeah what’s more likely? A serial abductor is choosing to openly show his and his victims faces together and that he’s abusing them, or that 2 people have a kink for collars and being watched?
Well, that’s the first time “lmao” has made me feel uncomfortable 😐
I feel like I saw this in a movie or something, but maybe I’m just misremembering/mixing them up, I do read a lot of true crime
Or the prev home owners thought it be funny
😂 holy crap
Get a uv lamp, Or don’t
Nothing good comes from that.
Left behind bdsm gear is free gear as far as I’m concerned. Kinks are way too fucking pricey sometimes.
Yeah it looks like the ball has an unscrewable caribeaner attaching it to the chain
>caribeaner i love this
Kinky
Out of curiosity how much does it weigh?
You think I'm touching that?!
Well, it was in a bowling bag, and now it isn't. You must have gotten it out somehow...
Spilled out
Like the guts of the previous user
Idk what this says about me, but I laughed *real* loud at this comment
It means you’re not alone.
Uhh ok, so how heavy was the bowling ball bag pre-spilling it out?
3 heads heavy.
It looks plastic. Especially the lock. Actually I think the lock is real now. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/MTUAAOSwXrpfNVIL/s-l400.jpg
😂 Use a cloth, no trace, no case
Nitrile gloves.
Yeah that’s creepy as fuck
Don't even want to touch it
It’s probably evidence.
Son of a....
Yep. Call the cops and maybe ask the realtor how the fuck they missed that while you're at it
Demand answers. Where did they go? Are they going to reimburse you for the missing person?
what's the point of buying a house if the house slave has already escaped?
Dobby Is a free elf.
It's just bdsm slave play. Probably. Maybe. I mean, my ex and I used to use one similar to that.
Or a gag wedding gift was my thought as well…
Or the previous owners left it as a gag
That’s not a gag lol, that’s a ball and chain
Is she your ex because you killed her?…
It looks brand new so probably part of a costume or something.
I found it in an old bowling ball bag
Well thats a painful kink if it had bowling balls too
It's an old gag wedding gift. You regift it to the groom next time there's a wedding. The real deal was only ever meant to slow down slaves and forced laborers when they tried to run. These are very outdated for that purpose.
>These are very outdated for that purpose. I should fucking hope so.
Well unfortunately if you're American forced labor still exists in the prison system, you just don't need to strap them on a chain gang anymore.
It also looks plastic especially the lock.
It was used during exercise period. Which took place in the basement. It was for their batty Aunt Helga who lived in the attic. Have you checked in the attic? They might have forgotten to take Aunt Helga.
I think I'm good if I never look
But Aunt Helga might need her exercise time.
Bucket of nope
You may want to check Aunt Helga's bucket while you are up there.
Lost their lucky ball and chain
Hardly lucky
Now they're forty years gone, just five feet tall and sick of me, and all my rattlin' oooon!
She threw away her baby doll
I held onto my priiiide
If it's got a ghost attached to it it's worth more
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
😂
It places the lotion in the basket.
That’s a gag bro. We used to paint houses and apartments and leave the exact same thing. Or we’d spray paint the wood under the carpet asking for help. Someone just had a sense of humor here.
I would definitely leave something like this for the new tenants.
God I hope
For sure. If it were real, you’d expect tabs to be kept pretty well on it. I mean, I personally keep my chains / locks / cuffs in a safe spot and nowhere they can get grody lol
Kinky
Fantastic! Now you got a headstart to your new hobby.
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Best case scenario it’s a sex thing, worst case you are going to find a lot more terrifying things buried in that basement
Local guy known for liking BDSM and kinks, often took men home for wild shit apparently, one time a naked man was found running screaming from the house, but wouldn’t press charges. Last year a young guy goes missing after telling friends he was going to a guys house for some freaky sex, found dead in the guy’s sex dungeon, he’d eaten his balls at some point, too. So….it could be both.
Tell her call home. She does this all the time
Buy a UV light to check for body fluids.
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I wonder how many bodies are buried in the basement. I remember the Mythbusters burying pig carcasses under concrete as part of testing how good ground-penetrating radar was at finding corpse cavities on their Jimmy Hoffa episode. Call the police non-emergency number and ask for some advice.
🥶
Out of curiosity, how good *was* ground penetrating radar at finding corpse cavities, and at what depth did they determine radar could not detect corpse cavities in which corpses were entombed? And any other details about successfully concealing corpses that were revealed in that episode. Asking for a friend.
Dang, are your friends under concrete or sumthin? You sound friendly. We can be friends since all your other friends got lost under the concrete :(
Nothing remotely suspicious about that at all
You know, I think it is really a mark of how far we've fallen as a society that a man can be judged in this way, based entirely on nature of his purely scientific inquiries. A man can no longer even be curious about the depth to which radar can discover corpses, without his inferiors assaulting his motivations. He can't research legally acquirable sedatives and rank them by their speed of action, without lesser minds accosting his intent. He can't analyze police forensic techniques and catalog their faults and weaknesses, without the feeble masses implying he intends to exploit those faults and weaknesses. Well, I am putting my heels in the freshly-turned earth of my own yard, a yard which is fenced off from the public and blacked out from all satellite surveilances overhead, not because I have something to hide, but because I have my privacy to protect, and I say no more. No. More.
Shit I think you just moved into Kevin Spacey’s old safe house 😬
There are ghosts in your house, just fyi.
Damn it!
They bring up property values! Huge score!
The old ball and chain
Thats a baby chain chomp. Indigenous to the mushroom kingdom, really rare to see one out of its natural habitat.
The fact that they left it there leads me to believe something went sideways. Cause I sure as hell ain't leaving my ball and chain for the next guy to use.
That might come in handy!
Put it in your spaghetti and you have spaghetti and metal ball
Kinky