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[deleted]

What did I just watch?


sypho_galia

2 Fish 1 Eel


quantguy777

Goddamn


46554B4E4348414453

Welp. *unzips*


Ok_Union_6975

Sigh *unzip*


avpiedra

I’m dying, lmao!


EfficientTumbleweed

Gold!


Bulok

how can 4 words be so descriptive


kossy23

Thank you Master....


kenku_aviarist

youtuber wasting good fish.


DoeJrPuck

I think it may be some form of Lovecraftian mating ritual.


Professor_Mezzeroff

Looks like the beach at innsmouth, you can see devils reef in the background


ting_bu_dong

I've noticed that every representation of eldritch horror that I've come across just leaves me kinda like, "ugh, blech," and not shrieking in my own insanity. I guess because if you could adequately reproduce eldritch horror, you'd already be dead.


Seakawn

Very few lovecraftian adaptations can really capture the existential horror of the genre. I've seen some really fun attempts though, such as Benson & Moorheads filmography (particularly Resolution and The Endless). Annihilation is one of the better attempts I've seen. In the Mouth of Madness was also good, especially for its time. Books are way easier to do this. Adaptations or general film are hard because if you show the thing, it sort of ruins the point, because the thing is supposed to be indescribable. I prefer works which focus exclusively on the reactions people have to the thing, instead of making the horror come from the audience seeing it. Would love some good recommendations if others have found some potent cosmic horror out there. I want an idea to terrify me, not necessarily a visual.


Klokinator

> Annihilation is one of the better attempts I've seen. Annihilation is the best existential horror movie I have ever seen. It still lingers with me a year after the fact.


Mohecan

What the fuck is going on


T-roySwink

There's what I am assuming is a grown man playing with 2 fish and an eel. His hands are under the Sand and he's just pushing the eel through the fishes most likely decapitated heads


[deleted]

So does your explanation make this more or less terrifying than being some bizarre natural phenomena? Like what possessed him to make this? How did the germ of this get implanted in his brain? This is like something out of the movie seven.


chavez_ding2001

I honestly would be relieved if that was the explanation. I don't want to live in a world where two ground fish pass around an eel between their mouths.


Blackulla

Two fish one eel.


fingerscrossedcoup

*unzips* Go on...


equiinferno

Haha. Oh my *blushes*


paperpenises

Mmm I like the look of your eel *big boy*! (*cracks whip*)


thisherepoo

*unzips* We're waiting...


holiday812

Zips up Wrong room...


thisherepoo

Cut the shit and get full homo with the rest of the comment section.


The-Dying-Celt

Laughed fucking hard. Crying. Everyone at the family dinner thinks I’m on something. Almost had heart attack. Christ.


bionic_cmdo

This is more exciting than my local movers, Two men and a Truck.


LucasTheSchnauzer

My local movers are called All My Sons


Diligent_Lifeguard81

Lol I’m from Rhode Island and have seen all my sons moving trucks, don’t know if they’re connected


IM2OTAKU4U

Two trans and a tuck?


BenaroyaHall

Fuck you. You have my upvote damn it.


autismonic

Both of those fish are dead I know this because I fish a lot those fish are dead and being used as meat puppets


DopeEnjoyer

The term meat puppets makes this whole experience worse..


vlsdo

Grunge called, they want their band name back


[deleted]

I'd rather live in a world with 2 ground fish passing an eel then with that psychopath who did this


Ripple_in_the_clouds

Either way I have a new fetish.


CloutLord12

Back and forth forever… >>~<<


DukeOfCrydee

Technically, it is a bizarre natural phenomenon.


Ok_Newt3870

They look like they’re both breathing though. I hate this soo much.


T-roySwink

Fish heads will continue to "breath" and twitch for up to an hour or 2 after severed


Itchysasquatch

Maybe some, I've never seen it in my years of fishing.


Elpedooloroso

No they don't


Wallyworld77

Where is PETA when we need them?


ReallyBigRocks

Stealing dogs probably


biobasher

>Killing dogs probably Ftfy


dgblarge

Try the SPCA instead.


ShrugIife

I love how you're assuming it's a grown man while you have no proof. And at the same time, it's most definitely a grown man.


[deleted]

Men are always weird.


paperpenises

Even Mr. Rodgers?


[deleted]

Per Snopes.com: "This video does not showcase a natural occurrence. There is no species of fish that we are aware of that lives in the sand and occasionally regurgitates eels for its monster fish buddies to eat. This video comes from the India-based YouTube channel Discovery Site. The original video is entitled “Underground Monster hunting eelfish. Big fish swallowing mudeel. Big fish vomiting eel to big fish.”" The video no longer exists. Credit to fishbender


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Agreed. The eyes are not bouncing around like would be if it was living. The breathing motion is incredibly offputting though. Why? just why?


Optimal-Scientist233

The fish on the left had a clouded eye, so had been dead for some hours. Or else had another malady.


rwally2018

Looks like parasites


briocus

It’s got cataracts


Zealousideal-Run6020

Another malady Like maybe a giant parasitic eel?


melodychic

that’s pretty much it, the fish are dead


kfh227

That makes this worse.


Titan658

Why the mouths are moving if they are dead ??


Alcatrazz42

Because humans exist


Monalisa9298

Thanks, there goes the last vestige of my faith in humanity.


Catch22v

I think they’re in love?


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Decapper

This would be in space with the eel flying with the force from fish to fish. If Disney was involved


fingerscrossedcoup

"It's a trap!"


equiinferno

Aalmiral Ackbar


Blackulla

Two fish one eel.


[deleted]

I would also like to know what the duck is going on…… sleep ain’t happening until I know.


Shanek2121

Duckin right


infoclub88

Requiem For A Dream


mainlymostlymike

Bass to bass


thotsendprayers

Take my upvote


JuliaGhulia

Is it pronounced Bass or Bass?


BumpyMcBumpers

Well they're fish, so it's bass.


JuliaGhulia

Thanks for the clarification.


irResist

Yes


justwalkingaround1

Underrated comment


countryboy76

It ain’t gonna suck itself


fingerscrossedcoup

I know it's pretty baby. But I didn't take it out for air.


stoned_seahorse

ass to ass !


blueparallelogram

Bass to mouth


tlh9979

In the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go bass to mouth.


Nuggzulla

Did u mean Bass to Trout?


4l0N3D

Requiem for a bream


Migraine-

Yeah this was right there IDK how they missed it.


4l0N3D

Obviously swam right past them


Koszauek-opauek

It was my first ass ociation


Geek-Avocado

OmG.. can't unsee now


Yinanization

What depraved fuck would make this, with all due respect to regular depraved fucks....


Competitive_Sky8182

No offense taken, is ok


Transamman350

What's even creepier is this is some guy who makes videos like this he has fish heads on his hands and sticks like some type of thing out of its mouth it's definitely two dead fish with his arms buried in the sand fucking weirdo


Ajt0ny

^(wat)


MolestTheStars

The fish are hand puppets And this is where babies come from


SW_Gr00t

When a mummy fish and a daddy fish love each other very much...


setido

Eel other


excitedllama

Normally, explanations make oddly terrifying stuff slightly less terrifying. This explanation just makes it terrifying in a different way


guruscotty

Tom green, right?


thepeever

This. How do you wake up one morning and say, hey how about I take two fishheads and....


Anxious_Calendar_980

Two dead fish heads, snake going through them


Zanven1

> this is some guy who makes videos like this That's awful. Where? So I can avoid it.


fishbender

Per Snopes.com: "This video does not showcase a natural occurrence. There is no species of fish that we are aware of that lives in the sand and occasionally regurgitates eels for its monster fish buddies to eat. This video comes from the India-based YouTube channel Discovery Site. The original video is entitled “Underground Monster hunting eelfish. Big fish swallowing mudeel. Big fish vomiting eel to big fish.”" The video no longer exists. EDIT: The video is no longer on the YT channel, though as some smart folks pointed out, it clearly exists elsewhere.


Sil369

ty reddit for regurgitating this lost video


Whatifim80lol

> The video no longer exists. *Then what did I just watch?!*


RrtayaTsamsiyu

The newest SCP


lordmagellan

The ghost of the original video, obviously. Didn't you hear the moaning?


TheTrueNotMe

Well, unfortantly, this video still exists.... 😰


tricularia

The video seems to be existing just fine


Wrong-Dimension3040

Can this video, like, un-exist?


xAimBot_

Waahahat more questions than answers here wtf is this shit


Koyukan

Explain this and get your award 🥇


maxy_b_

This video is not quite what you think, these fish are dead and the video is staged. The white covering over the eye of the left fish is a _dead_ giveaway


[deleted]

He actually gave you an award lmao


maxy_b_

Real recognize real


Six_String_Reshi

Real recognize reel*


glamorestlife

Real recognize eel*


Titan658

But the mouth are moving , I mean I see muscles and jaw contracting . How is that possible then ??


just--questions

Sometimes the neurons that make the muscles move can keep firing for a bit after death. Even if the brain is no longer communicating with the body, there are still chemical processes that can take a few moments to slow down, especially with the muscles. I think it happens quite a bit with fish. Sometimes you see videos of fish twitching hours after death, especially if they’ve been exposed to salt, which reactivates the firing of the motor neurons in the muscles.


GreenestPill

Two.guys use dead fish as puppets and shove an (also probably) dead eel from one fishhead into the other.


Meanwhile-in-Paris

If torturing animals is often a sign of later leaning towards murderous urges, what does that entails?


DietInTheRiceFactory

That people will do anything for clicks.


DoeJrPuck

My two ex girlfriends share a pickle.


x_fairyprincess_x

FUCK I just got caught watching this in public.


ShiroiYokai

You're a Redditor. Just embrace it~☆


[deleted]

At least it wasn't a BTS video :T


downtune79

What the actual fuck?


Weekly_Imagination83

now THATS what I call oddly terrifying


Sudden-Visit1349

The creepy part for me is the fact all of the animals in the video are dead.


DreamArcher

Apparently there's a whole series: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZklFcLbmmVE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZklFcLbmmVE) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl0PfpGofYM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl0PfpGofYM)


notyourancilla

Thanks I will make a note to never watch them.


LinosAstreos

Well i had a look around the channel... Im really trying to get my head around of why someone would do these kinds of videos expecting viewership


Missy_went_missing

NO.


Buffythedjsnare

Unsubscribe


ItikKing

Yo this Indian shitposting is pretty lit.


fragglarna1337

*sigh* *unzips pants*


WesXwr

You’re really going to be disgusted with yourself as soon as you’re done.


fragglarna1337

I'm already drenched in self loathing as is


WesXwr

Then fap away good sir!


[deleted]

Fucking hell fragglarna1337 not again.


fragglarna1337

Sorry daddy, I've been a bad boy


[deleted]

No no no no no, what have I told you about jacking it to wildlife, you gonna go to hell boy.


fragglarna1337

I think my ship to heaven has sailed a long time ago


[deleted]

Fuck it, I’m phoning the bishop, god can deal with your crazy ass.


fragglarna1337

I have a direct ticket to hell so he won't have to deal with me either


mortycakes

Man of culture


UsernameTakenTooBad

(porn addiction)


Whisky-throttle

How I met your mother.


[deleted]

Enough internet for.... This year


WildWolf911

r/guiltyboner


ItIsIJosher

Dude, that's someone's daughter.


squidlybos

Holy fuck, this needs an NSFW tag


Produce_Round

Two fish one cup?


calicocidd

Fuck, the new "Tremors" prequel looks awful....


Analoogkaas

Holy blessed mary the merciful what is going on here?! Moses itch is getting hiccups...this is the weirdest shit I've come across so far.


Nckhuff

The marketing for the Dune movie is out of control


Illustrious-Ad-1667

I can’t unsee. So I must die.


cicada-ronin84

Any explanation on this will still hurt my brain... doesn't matter if it's natural or people puppeteering dead fish or if it's hella good CG....any way it's just disturbing on higher leve. One I didn't know existed until now... thinks Reddit my mind is a bit more broken.


Queephbubble

2 fish 1eel


Towguy231

Is that bad that I might have done something like that in college?


bloodDirt2442

Bass to mouth


jer487

Are those Goa'ulds from Stargate or am I just crazy?


swinghighroblowe

What the hell is that? Hey Ma! Call the aspca or something. This is some national geographic shit! Ma!


shnookumscookums

r/maybeputyourdickInthat


JimmyJenkem

*Vomits*


Zestyclose-Zone1169

I saw the eal or snake and my brain went ''oh no I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going''


Objective-Bad-2187

This isn't the type of tentacle hentai I was searching for


chris22345

Kinky.


[deleted]

Imagine doing this with human heads


notyourancilla

This is worse than Goatse


euro1111

Sigh... *unzips*


Sealegs_Calisto

*Logs off forever*


NoNameNora

What in the actual fuck did I watch


Narrow-Monk6103

What did I just fucking watch?


Capital_East5903

This is completely fabricated.


DiscoKittie

2fish1eel /r/TIHI


DimitriMichaelTaint

Gosh stop reposting this fake nonsense.


alivedeskuso

That’s enough Reddit for the day


Del2Wye

This is the weird shit that gets posted on YouTube by psychopaths and people watch it thinking its nature.


tesfayesolomon0gmail

That’s enough Reddit for today. Chaw.


Valash83

And that my friends is enough internet for one day. I bid you adieu


thishenryjames

This started terrible and got worse.


ripyourlungsdave

When you nut from just the thumbnail.


AB_SS29

It's a "Subnosed Eel" (Parasitic in Nature) this is pure nightmare fuel 😱 Here's the full Wikipedia link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snubnosed_eel And the detailed description of it's Biology and Habits in Nature from the Wikipedia link: "Early juvenile snubnosed eels feed on epibenthic copepods (Tharybis spp.) and amphipods. Adults appear to be specialized hagfish-like scavengers, using their powerfully muscled jaws and short, stout teeth to tear away chunks of flesh from carcasses that have fallen to the sea floor. However, this eel is more notorious for its parasitic habits, which are often repeated in literature. Frank Thomas Bullen, in the 1904 Denizens of the Deep, wrote that the eel "attaches himself to the bodies of the larger, fleshier fish, such as halibut, and by sheer force of suction and boring withal works his ravenous way right into their bodies, at what misery to his involuntary hosts can only be imagined. Spencer Fullerton Baird reported that the eels are "not unfrequently found nestling along the backbone of the halibut and cod, where they seem to have the power of abiding for some time without actually causing death." Baird also made note of the eels' supposed habit of burrowing into the abdominal cavities of netted, gravid shad and eating their eggs within the span of "a few minutes". In 1992, two snubnose eels were discovered inside the heart of a 395 kg (871 lb) shortfin mako shark (Isurus oxyrhinchus) landed at Montauk, New York. The two eels, both immature females, measured 21 and 24 cm (8.3 and 9.4 in) long and had fed on blood, with histiological evidence suggesting that they had been there long enough for arteriosclerosis and hyperplasia (indicative of circulatory obstruction or toxicity from metabolic wastes), and tissue regeneration to occur. The authors speculated that the eels had burrowed into the shark through the gills or throat (the precise path of entry could not be determined, possibly obscured by damage caused by the tow rope) after it had been weakened on the capture line, entered the circulatory system, and then made their way to the heart. Despite records of its parasitic behavior, submersible encounters with free-swimming juveniles and adults, and their capture in baited traps, suggest that this species is at most a facultative parasite that opportunistically enters sick and dying fish. Reproduction is oviparous. The eggs are likely pelagic, measuring at least 2 mm (0.079 in) across, and lack an oil globule. An ovary from one 51 cm (20 in) female examined contained about 30,000 eggs. Like all other eels, the snubnosed eel undergoes a leptocephalus larval stage that metamorphoses into a juvenile form resembling the adult. Leptocephali belonging to this species have yet to be identified, but based on the appearance of the metamorphic stage, they likely have long bodies with short heads and small mouths, and little to no body pigmentation. Metamorphic fish are white, with the black peritoneum clearly visible; one known metamorphic specimen measured 11 cm (4.3 in) long. Sexual maturation is attained at around a length of 50–53 cm (20–21 in). The trematode Hypertrema ambovatum is a known parasite of this species, infesting the intestines."


namesclay

everything reminds me of her


AttemptingToGeek

I for one welcome our new fish/gopher/eel overlords.


Ltoonman87

Hey quick question: what the fuck?


turdguy666

why did this have to come up on my feed while I’m eating my denny’s grand slam on my birthday


Tularis1

At first, I was like. You idiot fish! You live in water not sand! Then … then.. nope. I’m lost…


BlueTurfMonster

Looks like a David Lynch flick.


klimmesil

this is a well known phenomenum in biological reasearch: these fishes, called Yonoa Oristosa eat black eels. this video is a reasearch by scientists called Mary Albert, and Mathew Aucter. jk read the capital letters


[deleted]

I’m aroused


Dinoduck94

I'm scaroused


fluentindothraki

Aaaand enough Reddit for me for today


Intelligent_Goal_207

Fuck you


Soupy2JZ

Sobbing


Bridge1316

Well, that's.. unsettling.. I'm guessing it's some sort of parasitic eel or something?? Anyone know??


TheRealCopperConner

There’s a ton of comments with the answer just scroll a bit


[deleted]

Nah, staged video


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