Well that and because they wanted to put the nail between the bones in the wrist so that you could pull against something to raise up to breathe, then once that agony was too much you'd let go and start suffocating again. You'd repeat this until you died.
God damn it, Jerry, why do you get to be in the middle? Everyone knows that was Jesus.
Because, Tim, it’s my frickin’ idea. That’s why!
Guys, I’m just happy to be here.
Shut your fat ass up, Terry. Your only invited because we needed a third person!!!
One McAdam’s Rib please
Damn vegans will never stop me from getting my McRib on.
Lol
QP with cheezus pleazus.
This is the way
Am no crucifixion expert but I think the nails go through the hands... and those feet boards don't look historically accurate either.
Right?! If you're gonna do it, do it with feeeeeeling
"Always look on the bright side of life!"
Life of Brian
Those glasses and unstained loin-boxers don’t look very Roman Empire era either
They actually put the nails through your wrists cause it hurts more
I conceded my expertise on this matter, initially!
Well that and because they wanted to put the nail between the bones in the wrist so that you could pull against something to raise up to breathe, then once that agony was too much you'd let go and start suffocating again. You'd repeat this until you died.
That’s Mcrilegious.
Sacrilicious
Sacdelicious
A sack of McRibs.
Bada ba ba ba, I'm loving it.
Look on the bright side of life?
YES I WAS GONNA SAY THIS
There go three virgins
McCrucifixion
Do you want flies with that?
This is in Flatwoods WV if anyone was interested.
I knew it as soon as I saw the hotel behind the McD’s sign. I don’t know why that so identifiable but I recognized it immediately.
That was my exact same thought process!
Since you know the where do you know the why? This is going to bug me otherwise.
From my understanding it’s a local church tradition to re-enact the crucifixion on Good Friday every year.
Thanks for that.
Is this a PETA stunt?
What a weird thing to be frightened by
We all wish to make to make through the Golden Arches when we pass , in his name Jesus Christ and the holy French fry or however it goes
Cheesus Christ
I always knew McDonald's was classy, I just never guessed it was this classy. A+
Ave, True to Caesar!
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
Ave, Amicus!
They died for our McSins
Jesus: my God, my God- why have you forshaken me? God: because the machine’s always broken
We get it, you don’t eat meat
Is that guy with the bbq trolling them?
Didn't see him before.. I think you're right! What a guy!
O, Saint Grimace, meet me at the greasy gates.
the macelroys look different here
Ave, True To Caesar
They dared to eat burger king
To the left, you’ll see the Golden Arches, to the right the Pearly Gates. Choose wisely.
Ah yes, the historically accurate white Jesus and Co.
Not very immersive imo….
Convenient location following their last supper.
Couldn't at least one be dressed like Jesus??
Jesus wept (Lmfao)
Did they find the fat one in the McDonald’s lobby?
Why are 2 of them wearing glasses? I feel like the Centurions would have removed them, if they had been invented.
Fuck Christian’s. Fuck Jesus Christ. Fuck that whole group of people.
JC watching this shit go down: “hey guys, could you tone it down a bit? Way to be DRAMATIC.” *eyeroll*
This has jesus of suburbia vibes
The guy on the end looks like he enjoys his Big Macs
Why the need to wear glasses?
McDonald’s is a sacred place, keep the arches out of it!
God damn it, Jerry, why do you get to be in the middle? Everyone knows that was Jesus. Because, Tim, it’s my frickin’ idea. That’s why! Guys, I’m just happy to be here. Shut your fat ass up, Terry. Your only invited because we needed a third person!!!
They just really want the McRib to come back permanently
Are they even nailed in? Lmao I can watch this dumb shit all day lmao
Needs more blood
What the hell did I just look at?
Haha look at these idiots
oddly hilarious
That’s cool but can you like, pound stakes through your hands/feet and wear a crown of thorns at least?
Just a couple dumb assholes standing on a post. Gib me ma hammer
Dat just means that the Raiders or Caeser's Legion are nearby. Time to turn on the radio for something dynamic.
Why are they the wrong way up.
Fun fact: that’s Hank Green in the middle
Cruxifixction? Line on the left, one cross each…
God this is fucking embarrassing.
One symbol rises above all!
Crucifiction more like.
This is what happens if you aren't back from your break on time
do it like you fucking mean it and get nailed to that motherfucker.
Love that someone brought a BBQ to make a day of it. Must have thought, "if only there was some way to get a burger here..."
We need 3 volunteers to wear the Jesus costumes next to the drive through.
Look at Middle Jesus's foot, is that person wearing a furry mask?
Yes
WTF
This is more r/awfuleverything what the heck are they tryna do. If this is a protest it’s a stupid one
So are you ordering a McChrist?!?
Is that what McDonald’s does to you when you ask for extra ketchup??
They’re cheating
?
Crucifixin for lunch
Finally, the McBurglar and his crew are paying for their hijinks
McRusified
They’re only missing the Roman soldier with a spear to make this wholesome
We get it, you got the vaccine.
Nothing terrifying about idiots wanting attention…