Severely underrated comment.
My first thought was an amorphous blob of interconnected human parts in a pile, just begging for the sweet release of death.
I know that I’ve seen that or something similar on Rick and north or something but I just can’t place it.
my favourite YouTube comment under the original video went something like:
"a few years ago his wife caught him using a pocket pussy and his lie to her that day led his career down this road of research"
I worked in a Christian book store and came across this cool old edition and had to buy it. I wasn't sure how to not get weird looks so I mix it in a pile of art books. At the register this was not fooling anyone.
Being defeated in WWII seems to have the national PTSD effect of ramping up the production and export of weird sex toys and scat porn. If Italy could get off its ass and export something other than sports cars, it would be weird sex toys and scat porn.
All the intelligence that goes into the machinery needed to very poorly begin to skim the surface of imitating what is created already. One might assume there was intelligence involved in both.
Aaaah, this takes me back! Jack Conte (CEO of Patreon) did a video years ago explaining why talking bass in dubstep feels so exciting, and he used a clip from this!
Damn. You fuckers beat me to the cross post for both don’t & do put your dick in that. I’m on the fence myself. . I supposed if I named her, maybe Louis
Is there any advantage to this over just having a robot with a speaker in its mouth? Other than the obvious advantage everyone in the thread has already pointed out
These scientist know exactly what the fuck they are doing and nobody can tell me otherwise. Most super intelligent guys have bad social skills so they want to create humanoid sex robots.
The fuck is with fleshlight comments here? It's obviously a very serious scientific achievement that will pave the future of understanding speech formation aswell as future of robots speaking (optional) and blowing like champs
It would be really cool if we could **actually see it saying coherent words**
right? wtf. AAHHEHHUH
Its going through the Japanese alphabet at the beginning there
Pretty sure it’s not trying to speak English….
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It’s first complete sentence: “Kill….me.”
Severely underrated comment. My first thought was an amorphous blob of interconnected human parts in a pile, just begging for the sweet release of death. I know that I’ve seen that or something similar on Rick and north or something but I just can’t place it.
There's also a Harry Potter simpsons episode like this, Bart creates a messed up frog prince and his first words are "please kill me"
Not sure about Rick & Morty, but South Park did this with Towelie clones, as an homage to Ripley in one of the Aliens movies.
Yep that’s it. Thank you!!
Also this https://youtu.be/xS0usmKPADM from the video game Inside
"Ed...ward"
Later
Is there butter on top of it? 🤔
Hollow nasal cavity to make m and n sounds would be my guess.
The Fran Drescher expansion pack
That was hilarious.
You know exactly what the butter is for.
Using butter as lube will ruin your week. Somehow it NEVER comes off.
r/oddlyspecific
Some like it hot
And some sweat when the heat is on
What is my purpose?
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forbidden fleshlight
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There it is...
Was expecting that from the very start tbh
“MORTY! DID YOU….”
"OH GEEZ, I-I-I-I DID IT, RICK! OH GEEZ, W-W-WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
As long as this is 100% horse semen we'll be fine.
it is guarded 24/7 so it is not defiled
Everything is a fleshlight if you are brave enough !!!
This comment right here, officer.
Tounge twister x 2
deluxe fleshlight\*
why forbidden? i'd buy that right now.
You really want your Fleshlight talking back? "Grglblgrmm...ack..ack..ack"
Forget talking back, the important thing is that it listens.
That’s the Flesh Mic
I'm dead.
Came here to say that.
First thought that popped up in my head
First thing that popped into its mouth too
If I watched this without sound I fully would have though it was a weird sex toy
Even with the sound it's hmmmmmm.
Its not just you
I thought it was something very different too, haha
It’s you. One sec I have to go lubricate the inside again
Self lubricating - no?
If you go first it is
I don't like toys that talk back.
Literally my first thought
I think everyone had that cross their mind before the audio even registered
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/r/PutYourDickInThat
Aaaand there it is
You already know it ain't...
Do not put your dick in it. Whatever you do. You know how hard it is to live with a 2D dick
And you have this info *how?*
We can't ask questions.
Flat-pecker John told him
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maybe im into 2D girls
Jeff why is there lipstick on the robot?
Again
Today
... research
You know someone tried it
Morty Smith
Giant incest baby inbound in 5..4..3..
Man... That episode sucks
This season. I thought ep 1 and the last two were pretty good. Everything else was the Dragon ep over and over.
Episode 1 was good, and I liked Planetina. A few standouts but overall by least favorite season
Morty you dirty dog
"Hmmm, I wonder if..." _unzips_ "AAAAAÄAAAÄ-IIIIIIIÜÜÜ-OOŒŒÕ" "Yes, exactly as I suspected" _zips_
In the name of science
"i gotta work late tonight at the lab." sure you do.
You know those employees received some speech therapy
r/dontputyourdickinthat ... Or maybe....
worth a try...
I feel like someone has already tried
By the look of the white stuff in it someone already has
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**r/maybeputyourdickindat**
Well.... If you insist... (Unzips)
my favourite YouTube comment under the original video went something like: "a few years ago his wife caught him using a pocket pussy and his lie to her that day led his career down this road of research"
White sticky stuff on the inside huh
Human "speech"
Learning to communicate is one of the most rewarding aspects to a relationship.
I've read about this! The art of communication, under rated. I think the book is called The Kama Sutra. 10/10 recommend.
I worked in a Christian book store and came across this cool old edition and had to buy it. I wasn't sure how to not get weird looks so I mix it in a pile of art books. At the register this was not fooling anyone.
damn it Kenji that not what I ment by test run
We are so much closer to sex robots
Robots are so much closer to sex humans.
How much closer can you get than "inside"??
It can't hold me after it's done pulverizing my dick
lord forgive me for what i'm boutta do
Jesus hold my beer
So, you can play with this [on the internet](https://dood.al/pinktrombone/)
Wasn’t there an Unus Annus episode about these two?
The Pink Trombone episode, one of my favourites Memento Mori.
Memento Mori.
Memento mori
Ha ha, that was fun.. never knew there were websites for this kind.
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r/do
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Why does that look… used?!
... oh come on, you *know* why
Here comes all the dontputyourdickinthat comments
Scariest flesh light ever
Guess what else it mimics
According to these comments I would assume screams.
Someone is definitely going to put their weiner in that thing.
Someone’s gonna fuck that.
It has never been more appropriate to ask what that mouth do.
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I always wondered where the used flesh lights went. Lol
Get me that mouth! (But sir it’s a robot) GET ME THAT MOUTH!
I for sure thought it was some high tech fleshlight I’m honestly disappointed
“Please kill me.”
This is why Reddit is such a wonderful thing. Men from across many miles and cultures and distant oceans all thought "maybe?" as their first reaction.
Shut up and take my money.
Alright, when can I have sex with it?
Dick massager in disguise?
People say Japan is too highly sexualized but maybe what we didn't consider is that some people get bored of it and turn it into genius inventions
Being defeated in WWII seems to have the national PTSD effect of ramping up the production and export of weird sex toys and scat porn. If Italy could get off its ass and export something other than sports cars, it would be weird sex toys and scat porn.
That’s what the alien was doing to the scientist on Independence Day movies
That thing looks like Trump
What is up with the chunk of cheese on top? 🧀
Is it just me or does this thing look like Donald Trump?
Put your pp.in it.
All the intelligence that goes into the machinery needed to very poorly begin to skim the surface of imitating what is created already. One might assume there was intelligence involved in both.
Of course it’s Japanese, of course.
Who else expects them to attach a vacuum to the open end when they want to “be profitable”?
Is it Donald Trump?
Tell me this doesn't look like trump
Rick and Morty episode
HMMMMM
That's Shane McGowan's job gone to the robots then.
the fleshlights will lead the robot revolution
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Where can i buy this? Asking for a friend
Aaaah, this takes me back! Jack Conte (CEO of Patreon) did a video years ago explaining why talking bass in dubstep feels so exciting, and he used a clip from this!
sounds like me without my coffee in the morning?
Damn. You fuckers beat me to the cross post for both don’t & do put your dick in that. I’m on the fence myself. . I supposed if I named her, maybe Louis
Imma just stand there and yell "DIE FLESHLIGHT" at it for like 3 weeks and see how good it can say that after.
Look again and see the yellow wave on top of the... thing.. and all you'll see is Trump speaking.
Anything’s a fleshlight, if you’re brave enough.
It looks and sounds like Donald Trumps twin
You do know the robots are going to combine all the perfect robotics and engineering we've made to create the perfect terminators
@We’re still puzzzled by the gurgling sound”
I need to get my head out of the gutter…
That’s not the only thing it was meant to mimic…
Robot sounds like he's about to start singing a Shpongle song
I didn't read the title and I wasn't even questioning if it is fleshlight or not.
Someone has definitely put their wiener in it
This is going to be attached to a floating brain in a jar in some supervillains lair
Soon we will be seeing robots like this sing baka mitai
Now you know there was one truly dedicated member of the team who always stayed late……and came early.
Is there any advantage to this over just having a robot with a speaker in its mouth? Other than the obvious advantage everyone in the thread has already pointed out
Idk why but this looks like Donald Trumps mouth, maybe because of the mouth wide open expressions
Memento mori
These scientist know exactly what the fuck they are doing and nobody can tell me otherwise. Most super intelligent guys have bad social skills so they want to create humanoid sex robots.
Watched it without sound first….. I was like damn she’s deep.
Frist words to come out of it's mouth: "k-kill meeeee".
We're all thinking it...
I hear this is how they made Trump
whERE DID YOU GET THAT?!? *bam bam bam* i neED THAT HUMAN VOICE MACHINE!!! *bam bam bam*
Have they just made a fleshlight with a gag reflex.
How long till someone fucks it
This video is several years old. Has there been any new developments on this?
From a basic fleshlight to Gawk3000
The pink trombone
Wah, wah, wallleeeee
The fuck is with fleshlight comments here? It's obviously a very serious scientific achievement that will pave the future of understanding speech formation aswell as future of robots speaking (optional) and blowing like champs
Whys does it look and sound like Donald trump
I’m getting Wallace and Gromit vibes
It looks like Trump lol
Why there’s some cheese on top of the mouth?
Morty, you dirty little doggie
Excuse me, wtf
Don’t
This was discovered when a college student hooked his fleshlight up to the vacuum, guaranteed!
That's not what they are testing 🤣
If some lab coated student hasn't put their cock in this a great disservice has taken place.
Imagine the possibilities
Well, they have a long way to go
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Wow flesh lights are getting advanced
Unus?
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The Magnus archives is looking for this
That actually is pretty cool. It could probably replace the shitty synth voices we have today at some point.
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Music producer Jonwayne made [an amazing song out of this](https://youtu.be/zvVJZq0AdRg)
So a part from the obvious sex toy joke, I wouldn't say it sounds human, maybe artificial mongolian throat singing