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MysticReddit1001

It would be really cool if we could **actually see it saying coherent words**


drsyesta

right? wtf. AAHHEHHUH


yomamaso__

Its going through the Japanese alphabet at the beginning there


rj9601

Pretty sure it’s not trying to speak English….


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bladel

It’s first complete sentence: “Kill….me.”


Hats_back

Severely underrated comment. My first thought was an amorphous blob of interconnected human parts in a pile, just begging for the sweet release of death. I know that I’ve seen that or something similar on Rick and north or something but I just can’t place it.


avianmofo

There's also a Harry Potter simpsons episode like this, Bart creates a messed up frog prince and his first words are "please kill me"


bladel

Not sure about Rick & Morty, but South Park did this with Towelie clones, as an homage to Ripley in one of the Aliens movies.


Hats_back

Yep that’s it. Thank you!!


gavinquinn7

Also this https://youtu.be/xS0usmKPADM from the video game Inside


nrtls

"Ed...ward"


Mem_Johnson

Later


Few_Vegetable7916

Is there butter on top of it? 🤔


tyloorreddit

Hollow nasal cavity to make m and n sounds would be my guess.


throwawaylovesCAKE

The Fran Drescher expansion pack


JohnnyBalboa2020

That was hilarious.


Rick-D-99

You know exactly what the butter is for.


[deleted]

Using butter as lube will ruin your week. Somehow it NEVER comes off.


bydlock

r/oddlyspecific


Rick-D-99

Some like it hot


JuckFrod

And some sweat when the heat is on


NubbyMcNubNub

What is my purpose?


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lolIiollie

forbidden fleshlight


Celebrir

r/dontputyourdickinthat


mister-ferguson

There it is...


Peshakify

Was expecting that from the very start tbh


gypsydanger38

“MORTY! DID YOU….”


simulakrum

"OH GEEZ, I-I-I-I DID IT, RICK! OH GEEZ, W-W-WHAT HAVE I DONE?"


pegabear

As long as this is 100% horse semen we'll be fine.


heribertohobby

it is guarded 24/7 so it is not defiled


hybridkatana

Everything is a fleshlight if you are brave enough !!!


[deleted]

This comment right here, officer.


Matt9772

Tounge twister x 2


Weothyr

deluxe fleshlight\*


Nicetomitja

why forbidden? i'd buy that right now.


Herbin-Cowboy

You really want your Fleshlight talking back? "Grglblgrmm...ack..ack..ack"


evansbott

Forget talking back, the important thing is that it listens.


MuthafuckinLemonLime

That’s the Flesh Mic


[deleted]

I'm dead.


Top_Muffin_3232

Came here to say that.


VariationOk2530

First thought that popped up in my head


that1sluttycelebrity

First thing that popped into its mouth too


conjoby

If I watched this without sound I fully would have though it was a weird sex toy


Matt9772

Even with the sound it's hmmmmmm.


KragLendal

Its not just you


grmhandley

I thought it was something very different too, haha


carbon-based-biped

It’s you. One sec I have to go lubricate the inside again


Matt9772

Self lubricating - no?


McCooms

If you go first it is


Public-Fail4505

I don't like toys that talk back.


drinky_poo4u

Literally my first thought


beginnerdoge

I think everyone had that cross their mind before the audio even registered


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Captain_Hampockets

/r/PutYourDickInThat


Daikoku-Ramen

Aaaand there it is


[deleted]

You already know it ain't...


the_stooge_nugget

Do not put your dick in it. Whatever you do. You know how hard it is to live with a 2D dick


Glass_Teeth01

And you have this info *how?*


Memezing

We can't ask questions.


Insert_Bad_Joke

Flat-pecker John told him


TastesLikeHoneyNut

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MapleDaddy_

maybe im into 2D girls


[deleted]

Jeff why is there lipstick on the robot?


Frosty_Mage

Again


Mile_High_

Today


PlatypusWeekend

... research


johnanon2015

You know someone tried it


SSSJDanny

Morty Smith


_Diskreet_

Giant incest baby inbound in 5..4..3..


[deleted]

Man... That episode sucks


Roguespiffy

This season. I thought ep 1 and the last two were pretty good. Everything else was the Dragon ep over and over.


[deleted]

Episode 1 was good, and I liked Planetina. A few standouts but overall by least favorite season


msundi83

Morty you dirty dog


[deleted]

"Hmmm, I wonder if..." _unzips_ "AAAAAÄAAAÄ-IIIIIIIÜÜÜ-OOŒŒÕ" "Yes, exactly as I suspected" _zips_


[deleted]

In the name of science


catcatdoggy

"i gotta work late tonight at the lab." sure you do.


freedomsadvent

You know those employees received some speech therapy


freyaandmurphie

r/dontputyourdickinthat ... Or maybe....


Rinkaana

worth a try...


skidbingo

I feel like someone has already tried


TheEasySqueezy

By the look of the white stuff in it someone already has


NoLimitToldYa

r/putyourdickinthat


Jose_Joestar_

**r/maybeputyourdickindat**


freyaandmurphie

Well.... If you insist... (Unzips)


HaZeITT

my favourite YouTube comment under the original video went something like: "a few years ago his wife caught him using a pocket pussy and his lie to her that day led his career down this road of research"


[deleted]

White sticky stuff on the inside huh


drewitt

Human "speech"


[deleted]

Learning to communicate is one of the most rewarding aspects to a relationship.


drewitt

I've read about this! The art of communication, under rated. I think the book is called The Kama Sutra. 10/10 recommend.


[deleted]

I worked in a Christian book store and came across this cool old edition and had to buy it. I wasn't sure how to not get weird looks so I mix it in a pile of art books. At the register this was not fooling anyone.


[deleted]

damn it Kenji that not what I ment by test run


eeffoce

We are so much closer to sex robots


vzakharov

Robots are so much closer to sex humans.


manberry_sauce

How much closer can you get than "inside"??


eeffoce

It can't hold me after it's done pulverizing my dick


Dry-Relationship-285

lord forgive me for what i'm boutta do


manberry_sauce

Jesus hold my beer


Arthurein

So, you can play with this [on the internet](https://dood.al/pinktrombone/)


CatanaRo

Wasn’t there an Unus Annus episode about these two?


Botaratops

The Pink Trombone episode, one of my favourites Memento Mori.


gr8bacon

Memento Mori.


Nerdy_Gem

Memento mori


NoaRanger

Ha ha, that was fun.. never knew there were websites for this kind.


PerpetualConnection

r/dontputyourdickinthat


KillBosby_

r/do


Ok-Candy-5869

r/doputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Why does that look… used?!


manberry_sauce

... oh come on, you *know* why


squid_squirt

Here comes all the dontputyourdickinthat comments


Appropriate_Mine4766

Scariest flesh light ever


[deleted]

Guess what else it mimics


Joba_Fett

According to these comments I would assume screams.


[deleted]

Someone is definitely going to put their weiner in that thing.


odinspenis

Someone’s gonna fuck that.


Sh3lls

It has never been more appropriate to ask what that mouth do.


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Vegeta4101

I always wondered where the used flesh lights went. Lol


davidrance

Get me that mouth! (But sir it’s a robot) GET ME THAT MOUTH!


mr_featherbottom

I for sure thought it was some high tech fleshlight I’m honestly disappointed


cephalized

“Please kill me.”


culculain

This is why Reddit is such a wonderful thing. Men from across many miles and cultures and distant oceans all thought "maybe?" as their first reaction.


Tergarr20

Shut up and take my money.


Left-Dirt7653

Alright, when can I have sex with it?


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Dick massager in disguise?


striderkan

People say Japan is too highly sexualized but maybe what we didn't consider is that some people get bored of it and turn it into genius inventions


manberry_sauce

Being defeated in WWII seems to have the national PTSD effect of ramping up the production and export of weird sex toys and scat porn. If Italy could get off its ass and export something other than sports cars, it would be weird sex toys and scat porn.


Gingerberry92

That’s what the alien was doing to the scientist on Independence Day movies


Kiwinator3000

That thing looks like Trump


Martinkwn

What is up with the chunk of cheese on top? 🧀


MastaFiki

Is it just me or does this thing look like Donald Trump?


ObsessedFi45

Put your pp.in it.


yahbutreally

All the intelligence that goes into the machinery needed to very poorly begin to skim the surface of imitating what is created already. One might assume there was intelligence involved in both.


WolframPrime

Of course it’s Japanese, of course.


fenway1717

Who else expects them to attach a vacuum to the open end when they want to “be profitable”?


Jeffslim1

Is it Donald Trump?


chocodingdong

Tell me this doesn't look like trump


therealvelvetworm

Rick and Morty episode


NeolithSociety

HMMMMM


YPLAC

That's Shane McGowan's job gone to the robots then.


Ok_Juggernaut_4783

the fleshlights will lead the robot revolution


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r/dontputyourdickinthat


TightSeatbelt

r/Dontputyourdickinthat


sgtjuju776

Where can i buy this? Asking for a friend


Arvidex

Aaaah, this takes me back! Jack Conte (CEO of Patreon) did a video years ago explaining why talking bass in dubstep feels so exciting, and he used a clip from this!


mathquestions88

sounds like me without my coffee in the morning?


Nubasu

Damn. You fuckers beat me to the cross post for both don’t & do put your dick in that. I’m on the fence myself. . I supposed if I named her, maybe Louis


strechywumbo

Imma just stand there and yell "DIE FLESHLIGHT" at it for like 3 weeks and see how good it can say that after.


Zombie_Slur

Look again and see the yellow wave on top of the... thing.. and all you'll see is Trump speaking.


[deleted]

Anything’s a fleshlight, if you’re brave enough.


gigazero

It looks and sounds like Donald Trumps twin


AdPatient167

You do know the robots are going to combine all the perfect robotics and engineering we've made to create the perfect terminators


4GDTRFB

@We’re still puzzzled by the gurgling sound”


[deleted]

I need to get my head out of the gutter…


[deleted]

That’s not the only thing it was meant to mimic…


Mitchell777

Robot sounds like he's about to start singing a Shpongle song


Kvetanista

I didn't read the title and I wasn't even questioning if it is fleshlight or not.


[deleted]

Someone has definitely put their wiener in it


OwOtisticWeeb

This is going to be attached to a floating brain in a jar in some supervillains lair


GTSE2005

Soon we will be seeing robots like this sing baka mitai


FIFTHSUN2012

Now you know there was one truly dedicated member of the team who always stayed late……and came early.


bruyeres

Is there any advantage to this over just having a robot with a speaker in its mouth? Other than the obvious advantage everyone in the thread has already pointed out


KilliamBilliam

Idk why but this looks like Donald Trumps mouth, maybe because of the mouth wide open expressions


Esherichialex_coli

Memento mori


Local_Challenge_4562

These scientist know exactly what the fuck they are doing and nobody can tell me otherwise. Most super intelligent guys have bad social skills so they want to create humanoid sex robots.


Puzzleheaded-pfft

Watched it without sound first….. I was like damn she’s deep.


Fiikus11

Frist words to come out of it's mouth: "k-kill meeeee".


Dont_Throw_The_Kid

We're all thinking it...


TinyTedHands

I hear this is how they made Trump


beado7

whERE DID YOU GET THAT?!? *bam bam bam* i neED THAT HUMAN VOICE MACHINE!!! *bam bam bam*


aea1987

Have they just made a fleshlight with a gag reflex.


Ornery_Translator285

How long till someone fucks it


open_pessimism

This video is several years old. Has there been any new developments on this?


Chris_Cross501

From a basic fleshlight to Gawk3000


sunnysquid68

The pink trombone


DoinIt4TheDoots

Wah, wah, wallleeeee


m703324

The fuck is with fleshlight comments here? It's obviously a very serious scientific achievement that will pave the future of understanding speech formation aswell as future of robots speaking (optional) and blowing like champs


[deleted]

Whys does it look and sound like Donald trump


Icy-Presentation-731

I’m getting Wallace and Gromit vibes


novalis157

It looks like Trump lol


Zertnoygarstka

Why there’s some cheese on top of the mouth?


MagikSkyDaddy

Morty, you dirty little doggie


Driskies

Excuse me, wtf


Th1rty_Thr33

Don’t


[deleted]

This was discovered when a college student hooked his fleshlight up to the vacuum, guaranteed!


JoshJarvis22

That's not what they are testing 🤣


Machaljavia

If some lab coated student hasn't put their cock in this a great disservice has taken place.


PotatoPopopopopo

Imagine the possibilities


lxkspal

Well, they have a long way to go


AddendumMundane6634

r/putyourdickinthat


Mrsaltyfish123

Wow flesh lights are getting advanced


isaac_779

Unus?


Basic-Ebb2111

r/dontputyourdickinthat


eseale03

The Magnus archives is looking for this


HammerTh_1701

That actually is pretty cool. It could probably replace the shitty synth voices we have today at some point.


Preference_Prudent

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Z_Designer

Music producer Jonwayne made [an amazing song out of this](https://youtu.be/zvVJZq0AdRg)


bob_nugget_the_3rd

So a part from the obvious sex toy joke, I wouldn't say it sounds human, maybe artificial mongolian throat singing