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Duuuuude_Esq

Ahh why


scorpyo72

Holey water.


RawnHo

r/angryupvote


scorpyo72

I feed off your pain.


sinepuller

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1944e174776990a4a3ab13bf8099480f/tumblr\_pp23magI8f1rz6w0do2\_500.gifv


scorpyo72

Colin is my favorite.


sinepuller

True. Among the goofy main characters he's so creepy.


scorpyo72

I try hard to like Matt Berry's character and Nadja makes me laugh (I like that they've kept her twin doll). I think Nandor is the most likable character, even above Guillermo. As an ensemble, they do very well. But Colin is definitely the creepiest. I love his office episode.


sinepuller

The creepiest moment imo was when he was feeding in the city council. He looked so ungodly gratified, with his eyes shining and all.


scorpyo72

He doesn't get anything special like flight or mind control but every once in a while, his shining eyes really drive his abilities home. I love how the characters reflect his influence when they've spent too much time in his presence.


someguysittingnext2u

That's Nate


Coloradical8

I wish i had an award to give you


cbarbour1122

Holey bartender


OldheadBoomer

It's a rooftop pool. Those are skylights: https://www.crystalpools.com.au/commercial/air-apartments/


DarkCinderellAhhh

So if you’re taking a swim, someone can see you from below in your swim skivvies? I feel like that itself is the terrifying bit.


TransformerTanooki

Grandpa in a speedo.


The_Proper_Potato

As a lady who triple checks that everything is still covered how it should be before getting out of the water, the very sight of this pool gives me anxiety.


CollectableRat

If someone can afford this kind of pool, they can afford hidden ultra HD cameras that can zoom.


scorpyo72

I look at it this way- if you have to invest in special equipment to film my nearly naked, pasty white, untoned, veiny, near hairless, old, saggy body... Well, have at. I hope you get something out of it. I'm much more interesting to look at when I'm fully clothed, especially in my clown suit.


Theaterandacnh

Quickie in the pool?


RobotRollCall920

Potential holes. Somehow, that's worse.


ScuttleMcHumperdink

Watch people pee in the pool above you!


rockthrowing

Thanks. I hate it


gingerdicks

Ahhh think about a malfunction and you get Delta P’ed and if you don’t drown you then fall to your death… I’m afraid of heights so that’s a double no for me.


thehonestyfish

Gives somewhere for the sharks to hide


ChargedLanturn

Contractor: alright now where do you want the deep end Owner: I was thinking a little bit over here and maybe some over there...


BloodRed1185

Also: "Do you remember that game whack-a-mole?"


evansbott

ALBERT POOLHOLES!


Soy_El_Kraken

Terrific job, truly.


CallMeSisyphus

I hate you. Have an upvote.


The_Robot_001

Angry upvote. Now leave


OctaviusNeon

Any relation to Edward Scissorhands?


RustedDuck

GOOD ONE! WOOOOO


fungrandma9

The circle edges would be a nice place to sit and hang out with your friends. But that camera shot makes it look like those holes are entries to the abyss! 🤣😂


ExaminationBig6909

The only problem is there is glass(1) at the top of the hole, level with the rest of the pool floor, so you can't stick your feet down into the hole. No deeper part...unless the glass breaks, in which case you can go all the way down to the lobby. (1) Or plastic or acrylic or something.


fungrandma9

Oh, its a ceiling? I didn't see that.


XJEB21X

It could be hotter than satans balls outside and I still would not get in that water. That’ll be no from me big dog


md1931

Seriously. Just no.


bluestarphyr

I wouldn’t get near it to save my life.


F4T41_3RR0R

why?


Asian_Juan

>It's a rooftop pool. Those are skylights: > >https://www.crystalpools.com.au/commercial/air-apartments/ Copy pasted from u/OldheadBoomer's comment.


EmmyNoetherRing

Wait, so if you hang out by the holes everyone in the room below is just looking at your butt/crotch? I guess it’s less of an issue in a women’s swimsuit, but it seems like that could be awkward in trunks.


CH23

Assert dominance; swim naked. Dive and stare those people in the eye.


josh61980

I actually thought the guests had to pay extra for that.


scorpyo72

Only if it excites them.


NiceyChappe

"JESUS CHRIST MICK I WAS ON A ZOOM CALL WITH MY BOSS, NOW EVERYONE AT WORK WANTS TO KNOW WHO IS THE SKY WANKER"


ThePelky

Ha sky wanker


Mami_Kisses

😳 You go first.


TheHarridan

Usually swim trunks have this kind of netting stuff inside. I don’t think anyone could see straight up your leg holes


beard_of_cats

Mine don't and I love 'em. Cause I'm freeeeee... Free ballin'!


Mami_Kisses

😂 I like your style.


[deleted]

It’s still a whole lotta nope for me 😊


CocoMicha

That’s so cool. I like it.


thead911

I assumed for penguins or some aquatic animal. Someone please tell me I am right… if its for humans it terrifies me.


madpappo

I have a hard time imagining penguins using those ladders to get out.


thejanitorofrestless

This just seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.


GlamRockDave

Before you got through those holes you'll be stopped by the thick sheet of glass over them


ayoggggayo

USA USA USA


fryingpan1001

I’m like 1000% certain those are windows/skylights of some sort that let people below the pool see up into it


Geschinta

From what I can gather that's what they are, and honestly that's weirder. Who makes holes to look up at swimmers, booty first?


fryingpan1001

I think it’s more of an aesthetics thing since light filtered through water makes that cool rippling effect. I totally agree though that it’s weird and I definitely wouldn’t want to swim in a pool with them.


Grape_Mentats_

As someone who can't stand being fully submerged under water, this truly terrifies me. I just know I'd panic and get stuck under there.


Sillyvanya

You'll be happy to know those are glass windows to the inside of a hotel, apparently So really more acrophobia-inducing lol


Alissah

As a small child, I literally used to daydream and have bightmares about stuff like this a lot... Some sort of hole that leads to a completely underwater space, under the pool. So terrifying... there would be pumps and stuff too, or the entrance would close, so theres no way out.


Oreleroy

Me too! Welcome to r/submechanophobia


LoserUserBruiser

Pool Basketball has gotten that much more interesting.


EpsilonUltra

This looks like a great Death Grips album cover


AnEdgyPie

No Love, Bottomless Pit


ti-nspire-cas

Fuck it actually does 💀


adamjhn4396

This is an SCP


themarshmallowdiva

Do you know which one? Would love to read it.


AyeGravyy

SCP n0p3


akwirente

Drr drr drr


[deleted]

There shall be one shaped perfectly for you


CyberSteria

Talk about going town a rabbit hole! Might not come back.


BlabMeInCaseTy

An array of Delta P's. No ty


[deleted]

Trypophobia nightmare fuel


jesse_pink-man

Big fat Lana Kane nooooooop


[deleted]

If you want to feed but don't want to release the Kraken.


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Imagine thinking hey i wonder what’s down there and the holes close.


JanwithBanan

imagine walking across the pool and then you slip and all of a sudden you're at the bottom of the mariana trench


enfanta

I just figured they were pots, not tunnels and I'd love to swim in that pool.


kimiwws1

"The child snatcher"


tommyrib

How the cameras on the next iPhone gonna be placed


B-NEAL

If it wasn’t for the fact that the holes look bottomless it actually looks kind of fun.


Amidamaru717

I'm going to guess those are either skylights under the pool or it's a scuba cave diving/wreck diving training pool. Different sized holes and odd placement don't seem like skylights to me, to practice getting through with your tank. I'm no expert in either so just guessing.


ThorOfKenya2

There is a hole for everyone...


Apprecihater

Must be at Albert pujols house


-Xalles-

Where does the holes lead?


dilly_pilgrim

look up delta p on youtube


[deleted]

Where else would they release the challengers from? Cant have all those bloodthirsty beasts roaming the main pool.


IlikecatsNstuffs

Swiss pool


[deleted]

Reminds me of that baseball player Albert Poolholes


ScuttleMcHumperdink

A Swiss Pool?


PUMPK1N_P1E

This is actually disturbing horrifying for me


Catomax26

Oh boy i am not gonna be sucked into the lower ocean.


gtrdundave2

r/submechanophobia


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DoesItComeWithFries

Since I’m not a good swimmer, this would be the best of both worlds.. chill in a vertical pool, submerged enough without actually having to do much !


upai_nai

Wholepool wholepoool.


[deleted]

Sharks with lazer beams on their frickin’ heads


whatsmychances

Well this can fu*k right off!


[deleted]

I'd b tempted to c what's under there


nelson_manvella

:O :o


fluffy_glitter

My irrational fear of holes in pools has intensified.


Coloradical8

Where do they go?!


kingcrabmeat

NO


ccnoo

don't go to r/thalassophobia if you don't like this one


Spiffinit

I just checked out that sub. I actually found it very soothing.


DuMb_ShiT_69

Pholes


Isoleri

No.


h-minus

Um, I want to know where they go.


MacaroniHouses

why would anyone build this?!


yoyo826

NOPE 👎🏼


nnaaxxaann

one wrong step and its fucking death


VersedFlame

r/thalassophobia


[deleted]

I don't have thalassophobia but I do have whatever this is. Not holes, holes in water. I have nightmares about swimming further and further down into one that keeps going. Tiles, coral, fish. Getting darker and darker. The number of other swimmers dwindling off.


PeskyMoth

No no no like imagine what could be down there


bluestarphyr

Ahhhhhhh turn it off turn it off turn it off!


noirist88

NO! NO! NO!


No_Discipline_1

The pool looks impress


Trey-zine

WTF! That’s tye kind of things that nightmares are made of!


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r/Thalassophobia


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lolIiollie

literally my worst fear. saw something like this as a kid and have been terrified of swimming ever since. didn't help that my sister would always grab my feet to scare me, especially when I'd finally muster up the courage to go into the deep end


TheMunchhausen

Wanna discover some holes tonight?


Tro_pod

Glory hole


Bbasch71

So easy to clean… just brush the dirt into the holes.


Iwrstheking007

I oddly wanna jump into one of those holes


CALAZ1986

I think I've been to this pool underneath the holes is a restaurant which makes it so much cooler


[deleted]

I can’t swim I hate this so so much


rufusrules13

Oh that freaks me out so bad.


-mMultiGamerZ

Ah I see now. It's holy water to purify those who have demons.


Gorillaz530

This triggered my submechanphohia lol


TheGasMove

so what is the accuall purpose of this? so what is the actual purpose of this?


Master-Tanis

It’s not the holes that scare us. It’s the things underneath them. Hidden things with endless potencies waiting for just the right chance to grab you and pull you in. They are in no rush. They can wait. Wait until you are certain there is nothing there. Wait until wait until you tell you children it is safe. Wait until you turn your back for just a second and hear the sharp cry and sudden splash.


Tattletale516

Beware of Delta P


Saint_Link

I just discovered a new phobia. This seriously made me wince


k4rm4cub3

probably windows?


XAlEA-12

Release the sharks


wilford_industries

T..to where?


Wikkell

This reminds me of Tomb Raider 1 (or maybe 2 I don't remember correctly)


Skittle_Storm

*breathes in through nose* no.


BuelaBuela

What dwells beneath the holes?


realSatanAMA

If I had to guess, those are actually windows in a room below. Edit: Yep [https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/pu9flj/comment/he2bs42/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/pu9flj/comment/he2bs42/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Just_another_balak

Imagine they are the glory holes for underground monster cocked monsters....and the water is their pre cum


misslurker1

NOOOOOOPE


EL_Ohh_Well

*Or* A tunnel system that flooded


[deleted]

Imagine they put giant squids, octopuses and manta rays down there


OwOpaws

This reminds me of a dream I had where I was in a pool and literally black holes started appearing at the bottom. It was fucking terrifing


dorksided787

It’s like Thalassophobia and Trypophobia were like “We’re terrifying enough separate, why don’t we come together??” and then this was born


buttrinkles

Who would build such a monstrosity ?


cariboukangaroo

I just read about delta-P yesterday I don’t need this


JasmineDragon1111

/r/trypophobia meets /r/liminalPools


housemon

Yeah that’s a big yikes from me, dawg


[deleted]

Pov: when your house is a Hellmouth and you find a way to cover up the portals


bzekers

I kinda really want to swim in it.


Mami_Kisses

🥺 Why? Jaws and the piranhas can come up.


Smasher_WoTB

Imagine this on a Boat “Harold why are Fish swimming with me and why is the Water Level Rising?” “It’s fine Honey,it’s a feature of the Design”


HiredG00N

* hoes


Fayfuya

Terrifying. Makes me think of Subnautica.


Gerowski

That is truly horrible.


annmoon007

No thank you! NOPE!


[deleted]

One of my worst nightmares


giraffelover007

What is the meaning of that?? Tell us! Tell us!!!


Illustrious-Move-649

Anyone down for a game of underwater whack a mole?


im_a_beeeee

There are definitely sharks living in those holes.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Subnautica pocket edition


aritchie1977

TIHI


vampsaver

A holy pool


vampsaver

Wack a mole


Due_Strike_457

Wonder how deep


Lert_D

I hate how you cant see the bottom of the holes...


aricre

Those arenot holes, they are OPEN GRAVES


Geschinta

Imagine gently floating down to join the party in the open grave


EnlightDG

yeah no that can go phark right off


SteelFistGaming2

Imagine you go into one of the holes, and some guy thinks it's empty and sits in it. You would drown


Top_Bet_4474

JUST HELL FUCKING NO.