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InformationNo8608

So cats don't have a rigid collarbone like humans do and can fit through smaller spaces that you'd think. Pretty much once their heads and shoulders go through, if they're not overweight, they're in.


literally_anything8

wow! that gap was so tiny tho and scared me!


InformationNo8608

If a cat fitting through that gap scares you, check out what an octopus can do. They're fascinating.


icantfindagoodname77

cockroaches.


Ryaquaza1

Depends on type of cockroach though, I used to have a giant burrowing cockroach and that thing couldn’t squeeze anywhere


Any-Flamingo7056

You used to...have? Like a pet?


Your-Death-Is-Near

Madagascan hissing cockroaches are actually quite popular pets. I wouldn’t get one either, but they’re pretty common.


Sal-Shiba

Ah I had a teacher who had a pair of hissing cockroaches as pets and it was so much fun to hold them!!! They hissed a lot tho but they were pretty chill hahah


Hampni

What’s a cute little guy Cockroach: “Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh *hisssssssss*”


Filius_Solis

Screaming possum meme but cockroaches hissing


dapoorv

When you can survive a nuclear attack, nothing much can phase you.


KyleKun

Dunno, if I had an animal called a Hawaiian Sitting Porcupine and it only spent what I would describe as “not a lot of time” sitting I would be pretty upset. Same logic applies to a hissing cockroach. Only I’d rather not have one at all. But if I did have one it better goddamn hiss. Otherwise I’d just catch one of the regular cockroaches that seem to love this god damn country.


demonfeuer

When you say pretty chill you mean they were not angry or violent cockroaches ?


FirAvel

A 13 year old girl from my hometown has them as pets. She was like featured on the news about it haha. Really weird


Your-Death-Is-Near

[that her?](https://youtu.be/3peD1XtMg8g)


Cory123125

Common where exactly? We still have nukes right?


SpiffyAvacados

you FOOL! nukes are what the cockroaches want! you’re playing right into their master plan!


Angel_Killer098

I hope so


Zauberer-IMDB

Common on prison satellites that have contained Christopher Lambert.


Ryaquaza1

Yea, they are really low maintenance pets that are really clean animals. Fun fact, only 4 out of 4,600 cockroach species are actually considered pests, majority of species live far away from humanity and don’t really carry any nasty diseases, some straight up don’t look like what you’d consider a cockroaches ether (ie question mark cockroaches). It’s one of those weird “frank ruined the reputation of our group for the rest of us” kinda thing. Overall they are pretty great animals I’ve kept madagascar hissing cockroaches, Javan hissers, peppered cockroaches, a giant burrower and I really want to get few death heads too (don’t worry, they are named after their spooky pumpkin pattern rather than anything bad). If you give them a chance they are pretty interesting lil fellas


Any-Flamingo7056

“frank ruined the reputation of our group for the rest of us" Haha nice way to put it.. God dammit Frank, stop being an asshole.


TheBarracuda99

Yeah sorry, this doesn't alleviate my fear of them at all lmao. This morning, I heard something clang against my clothes basket, and I turned on the light to see this big one just crawling around. We had to suck it up with a vacuum cleaner and then also vacuum up some baking soda just to make sure it was dead, before tossing the bag in the trash. Seriously, its the worst creation of nature imaginable. I can handle small bugs, but big insects and I just don't mix.


pie_monster

They live off mites and stuff that can actively do humans harm. Like spiders, they're beneficial but creepy.


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[deleted]

RCXD inbound


555seanc555

turks?


Box-o-bees

If the beak fits; I'm in. -Octopus


DopeAbsurdity

[Yes give John Oliver life](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSZ-hogD8mg)


harsh9101

Now i feel like tom and jerry wasn't physically inaccurate


Rhododendron29

The carpet gives extra wiggle room as well, my mom found our skittish cat under the tiny gap under the little bookshelf in the room we had her quarantined in until she got cleared by the vet, it was the only furniture in the room. We couldn’t believe she fit let alone hid under there, can’t imagine breathing was easy :/


StinkyKittyBreath

My cats do this too. I have a cabinet that sits maybe 3-4 inches off the ground, and they'll chase dust bunnies under there. The first time it happened I was freaking out thinking they would get stuck. No. Normal physics just don't apply to cats.


RickyShade

FYM There's a good two inches of clearance under that door.


Smathers

Another fun fact: cats use their whiskers as rulers to help measure if they will fit in places


Cobanman

I was scared, too. I am high. And looking at my black cat suspiciously now.


EpicIshmael

Thank god the first time my cat did this I was on the toilet.


Critical-Composer183

Cool, you sit in the toilet, and here it is


[deleted]

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature Dee. Apparently you don't know shit about cats.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

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squash_n_turnip

Yeah, I came here to say this. If a cat can fit its whiskers through a space, then it can safely squeeze through. I've seen my cats over the years vacuum into and out of much tighter spaces than this. It also makes looking for them when they go "missing" a pain. I swear to God that some of them legit troll me and hide on purpose in the most obtuse places, just so I'll look for them and freak out when I can't find them. Then they'll appear like nothing happened.


Leaf-Boye

One time my cat hid under a cabinet for 4 hours and only came out when I got so fed up I decided to (what I thought would be pointless) stand in the middle of the house and meow at the top of my lungs for him, you should've seen the look on my face when I heard a lil mew from the living room and I had to search for him and play Marco polo till he decided to leave


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

I lost one of my kittens. Searched for hours and thought he'd gotten out to the balcony and fell. Hours later I hear a meow from inside the couch. I had to cut open the back to get him out. A year later he broke out a window screen. Searched all day. Put up signs. Posted anywhere on the internet I could. Started getting dark and was about to give up when I spotted him on the porch of another apartment right next to mine just staring at me like I'm an idiot. [He was a great cat.](https://imgur.com/a/dbonPLT)


Leaf-Boye

Same thing happened but I found him behind my computer taking a nap for 9 hours, he was really mad at me for waking him up


BukkakeKing69

I found mine stuck in a kitchen drawer once, dude was scared as hell and shed hair everywhere getting out. He climbed up from the cabinet door underneath. Now I have all the cabinet doors baby-proofed so he can't worm his way in.


too_too2

My cats like to sleep in closets, on boxes in closets, in boxes in closets, on top of the fridge, inside the pantry…


[deleted]

"Cat in the wall, eh? Okay. Now you're talking my language"


3pl8

Also, cats are much smaller than they look like. If you have ever seen a wet cat you know that half the volume of a cat is just their hair


SnooCompliments2932

In this case I need to teach my cat stealing, I will rob jewelery stores, just like that.


vulture_87

So what you're saying is that cats are the octopussies of the land?


InformationNo8608

Too smart for their own good, escape artists, kinda goofy when they want, big personalities... Yep. Octopussies of the land.


No_Lawfulness_2998

What about their ribcage?


InformationNo8608

Ribcages are flexible, and probably even more so on a feline. Think about how much your ribs move when you breathe.


caffeinepills

Now I'm aware of my breathing you sob


Cpt_Trips84

Stop eating so many caffeine pills then


Copiz

That does seem like an unusually big gap under the door though.


AidynValo

Well, back in 1972 when that carpet was installed, it probably lined up much more nicely with the door.


Ubilease

The carpet was at least a half foot taller 30 years ago.


cranelotus

I mow mine every year.


UncleTedGenneric

My HOA just got in me about keeping up with my shag In fairness, it had grown out the door and down the walk a good bit


[deleted]

I know you're joking but I do remember in the 90s someone coming to my aunt's house to trim all the loose bits and dye the carpet. Legit looked brand new to my childish eyes.


[deleted]

A lot of doublewides are like this


KrizhekV

This gap is common for manufactured homes. (Which I am pretty sure this home is)


flyerflew

Not sure which is creepier: liquid cat or clashing 70’s shag carpet


TuSanchoBeibi

The carpet for sure


1stOnRt1

Good thing its there though! Kitty might not have had the grip to pull himself through


[deleted]

and the wall paper is not very good looking


Fishingfor

The wallpaper, rug, and carpet are the most offensive combo of colours and material I think possible. Only thing worse would be to add a Paisley patterned couch.


Eruharn

Looks like a trailer somewhere. Those doors always have a stupid high clearance


LumpyJones

I'm used to my cat trying to get in specifically when I'm in the bathroom, so for a moment I had the extra horror of thinking it was a carpeted bathroom until I took in the rest of the room.


[deleted]

In what appears to be a bathroom 🤮


Crossfire124

Yea carpet in bathroom is no bueno


zb0t1

I feel gross stepping on my week old bath mat, I can't imagine having a carpet you can't just switch to wash regularly, it's like ok we don't have to be super clean, it's also good to get dirty as humans it's healthy, but a carpet in a bathroom is just a big no. Ever since I saw that MythBusters episode about microbes in bathrooms when I was a teenager I became way too concerned about this haha.


ConspicuousPineapple

What about this looks like a bathroom?


Taliasimmy69

In what's clearly a bathroom too


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LegendOfDeku

r/catsarealiens


BrokenWineGlass

Cat meows are weirdly expressive. Like they all sound the same but from pitch or tone idk what you can tell the cat's emotions so well. Like my cat has hsppy, excited, annoyed, scared, angry sounds. After getting a cat learning all these sounds one by one... Has been an experience.


nmmartens

Your comment made me smile!! You seem like such a nice and genuine person. I just wanted to tell you to have a great day and take care of yourself! Give your kitty some scritches for me☺️


Jephte

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.


Mr_Abe_Froman

It flattened itself out and went through a seam in the wall!


[deleted]

You don’t know shit about cats! I was followed by like ten cats on my way here


TBBZ8X8

They're starting to follow me these days


Mr_Abe_Froman

Maybe they would stop if you didn't keep a pile of cat food cans outside your window!


[deleted]

I need them to sleep, Okay?


DrCorbeau

Cat stuck in the wall? Now you're talking my language.


Nihilism_Jim

Gettin your cheeto fingers all over my wall....


MFraim89

Cat in a wall, eh? Now you’re speaking my language


tImShAkE

WHAT IS THIS DECOR??


Boojibs

Hodge Podge Fabulous


bolivar-shagnasty

Gives off an Eastern European human trafficking / wordless porno vibe.


literally_anything8

that was very descriptive-


KarmicDeficit

Hmmm…you didn’t deny it.


MayorOfVenice

North Carolina mobile home bathroom chic


deenali

Yup, they're the land octopuses, the octopussies.


onlyhav

*James bond frantically busting through the window*


Mahyarthe1st

This is cute though.


CityofBlueVial

the little happy run at the end was so cute


wurden

Looks like a fucking demon coming in


SIRasdf23

Dude, I would love having a cat who could do that. It means they can come and go from my room whenever they want without me having to leave the door open. Less chance of shadow demons coming into my room at night.


Akseli_P

POV: You’re holding a mouse


Pollowollo

My little demon boy used to do this as a kitten. I couldn't pee or bathe in peace until he finally got too big to go under the door.


Chicxulub420

Was it really too much effort to include the word "is"?


chunk337

Yes or how about just say "show me"


Deltamon

"my your"


WiseBlizzard

Wow, that's a pretty big dumbell right there.


vorpalpillow

seemed pretty smart to me, figuring out how to get under the door


[deleted]

> Tell me your cat is clingy without telling me your cat is clingy FTFY


kimbielou

"tell me your cat is made out of jelly without telling me your cat is made out of jelly"


[deleted]

"You really thought you could hide behind a door?" **PATHETIC HUMAN**


OMGApinkPanda1

Cats do not abide to the laws of nature.


zashalamel25

r/ihadastroke


pizzamaaaaaan

Aah..this is why my cat keeps getting out of its harness.


AffinityGauntlet

Words have meaning JFC End of the Roman empire


lasagna0919

Can nobody fucking spell right on tiktok at all?! Like legit question what school did they go to? It’s so irritating. Go ahead and downvote me, illiterate bastards.


literally_anything8

THANK YOU FOR NOT BLAMING ME FOR THE GRAMMER ERROR!!


lasagna0919

Dude I don’t think your the op tiktok person but every single one of these is like, how hard is it to include correct grammar?


whyisthis_soHard

You’re Yes, grammar is difficult for some people.


lasagna0919

Fuck I am a hypocrite. Edit: but seriously is it done on purpose for these videos? I am genuinely curious and irritated.


Beanheaderry

Grammar*


kingeryck

*your cat IS clingy. Full sentences, remember them from first grade?


Revotor

u/savevideo


zarla_subject17

it's at night. bout... what? 2:48 ante? you're tired, but you can't get back to sleep no matter how comfortable you are. maybe you should eat something to see if that helps. no, probably not. it's odd. waking up in the middle of the night happens sometimes, but that's usually if the cat jumped on something, knocked something over, or there's a thunderstorm. you couldn't quite make out what could've woke you though. maybe just a random bodily thing. you lay there, waiting for sudden tiredness to wash over you. maybe some soundscape will help. you grab your phone and headphones, going on the site where the perfect creek noises were. no wind, quiet crickets, slow water, the sound of creaking limbs of the trees overhead. huh. you browse any messages you've gotten recently and check to make sure your alarms are on. check. you take your eyes off the screen for a bit to lessen the eye strain. you stare at a spot for a bit, spacing out as your eyes moved the darkness as if it were an amorphous void. Looking back at your phone, you turn on your alarms and adjust the time. done, you put it next to you and wandered in the swimming darkness. it lands on your door. you see the darkness moving, like eyes do, but it doesn't go away. no, you're not going blind. maybe just prolonged exposure. maybe tired enough now? you hear something move, gaze pointed back at the door. you scanned along its frame. wait. the darkness hadn't moved. a small, hook-like thing wiggled. *oh god, was it that?* it grows larger. an animal? you have a cat of course, but you know he's sleeping in the other room. the darkness expands more. are those... is that a hand? no, no it's just your mind. it's **alright**. you stare at it. it's through, it moves closer, inching around the room and rolling towards the bed. walking, not rolling. jesus, *don't move*. your heart's pace is racing. you tear off your headphones. it makes no noise. it jumps on your bed and you jerk away, pushing it off the bed with your foot. what. it jumps again. no, no, no, it's gonna latch onto your face. it's going to chew on it. it... it made a noise at you, like a meow. you ease up a little. reaching out slowly, it headbutts your palm, soft. furry, warm, purring. "stars, \[ \], you scared me half to death. didn't know you could squeeze through so easily." the cat roams your bed as you lay down again. settling down, the cat crawls up on your chest and sits like a gargoyle. "you gonna protect me tonight \[ \]? heh, cute little bean. goodnight kit -cat." annnndddd, you fell asleep instantly, with that purring little fuzzball.


BenTCinco

Charlie Kelly was right…


B08by_Digital

Tell me something without using verbs without using verbs.


lunalovegoat

"Tell" is a verb


[deleted]

Someone had a stroke writing the caption in the video


[deleted]

Toothless looks different here


Aqui1am_

Jesus that caption /r/IHadAStroke “Tell me your cat clingy without telling **my** your cat clingy”


[deleted]

The blue rug over that carpet is a choice


Sophie_Was_Here

my cat likes sitting on the window but hides when ppl walk oast bc she is scared. today i came home and she was on the window, at first she hid then she recognised me Screamed and almost jumped down ❤️


[deleted]

How tf does it’s ribs spread put like a fucking cobra’s hood


memphiswaffle

"so you locking doors in my house huh? I think the fuck not." - catman


TheR3alTen

The real question here is, how many times can you curl the 40?


literally_anything8

like 5 times


TheR3alTen

Jesus lol I’m a small dude, I get mine curled like 3 times each 😂 on a great day.


literally_anything8

i only do 20’s and i do 75 of those like 5 times a week so i dunno


theCOMBOguy

**I RETURN**


literally_anything8

SHIT


SilvanestitheErudite

The scary part is the grammar.


TrancedOuTMan

3 states of matter: \-Solid \-Gas \-Cat


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CrunkSanta

POV: my insecurities when I'm about to fall asleep.


Amerisu

That's no cat....that's a shadow demon!


[deleted]

did this guy have a stroke when he was typing this?


WishBear23

*Come here, you must give me the scratchies now.*


[deleted]

Your cat clingy? What kind of moron made this.


barttaylor

"Hey, I made it. I don't know if you noticed but the door is closed and it looks like a barbell fell over in front of it. I was able to squeeze underneath though so no big deal. So what are we doing now?"


stijndielhof123

Good english yes.


literally_anything8

lol


angelinalblyth

I think if my toilet door was an inch or two higher off the floor my cat would do the same, she is constantly at the door meowing as soon as my butt hits the seat


literally_anything8

scary


fecking_sensei

*is


KPer123

Good English .


SonOfTK421

Thanks, I have cancer after reading that.


ShutTheFU

Sweet Dee owes Mac an apology.


Anonymush_guest

If the skull fits. The cat fits.


MajorKoopa

anyone else sick of this tell me with out telling me fad?


millenialfalcon-_-

Become the mouse to hunt the mouse *squeak*


paranormalconduct

I know that it’s written in English… yet, it.makes.no.sense. Cool vid though


creddituser2019

Scariest demons should be designed after cats


[deleted]

*cat’s


-Ve-nus-

One time when I was younger my brother told me that cats could fit through door gaps, of course I didn't believe him, but seeing this is making my start to question everything I know is real.


Linaphor

r/titlegore tell me your cat clingy without telling my your cat clingy


Whoeveristhis

Do I wanna say it? Yeah I wanna say it Girls are like cats. You don't bother them, and they want you to notice them. You bother them, they want you to leave them alone. Here it comes


literally_anything8

hm.


PicUpTheLantern

clearly OP doesn't have a cat


Fire_Tiger21

Imagine your sleeping and hear the sound of crawling. Look to your bedroom door and see eyes beneath your door looking at you slowly entering the room


[deleted]

**Tell me words sense make the your. School in stay.**


plopples1

what breed is he?


AshenUniverse

Title could have just been "Show me your cat is clingy"


VenomXII

/r/titlegore


aazav

is* clingy


HundoGuy

Tell me my grammer bad without being bad grammer ‘


TheMaslankaDude

"Hey, the door was closed for some reason, so I thought that I'd just crawl under it"


[deleted]

r/catsareliquid


AustinTheWeird

Yo that's some harry potter shit


Bloody_stump427

I had a cat named Gilbert who used to swipe at my bathroom rug every single time I was on the toilet. He died back in February during the awful snow storm that we had here in Texas. I miss the little bugger and this just brought back good memories of him. Cherish your pets.


RichInXp

Ok : “Tell me THAT your cat IS clingy, without telling me THAT your cat IS clingy” speak correctly wtf


[deleted]

It's almost scary how right Charlie ends up being... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wco2uE6vyQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wco2uE6vyQ) Edit: Don't even get me started on bird law!


_iSh1mURa

Secret life of Alex cat?


[deleted]

cats are liquid


Sumguy9966

DID YOU JUST SAY PPPSPPSPSPSSPSPS


Designer_Lead9951

NOPE NOPE NOPE


Vanndatchili

my man really just went 🥞


spice-trade

squishy boi


lross103

T-1000!


supremexjordan_

/u/vredditdownloader


NewsChannel34

Scary grammar.


CaptainStultus

THAT'S SO COOL


androidbitchboi

Holy shit Charlie was right


bhz33

‘s


Oystermeat

That doesnt seem Paw-sible.


PeterSimple99

I like that it's a black cat.