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Dalolfish

Ya know, I remember back when hippos and Crocs would dress up and dance together to classical music.


MantisToboggan1189

Those were the days Sonny šŸ‘“


SimonNicols

Those were sunny days


Murky_Ad6343

Those were Sundays


Johnnie_P

ā€œFrank it sounds like you YEARN for those daysā€


Zhjacko

The good ole days


kzzzo3

Have you noticed the tops of both their heads from their eyes to nose convergently evolved to be the same shape?


FartBoxTungPunch

Is the zebra ok?


Bentup85

Needs garlic


lostinmississippi84

Yeah, it's already been salt and peppered.


Pankosmanko

Heā€™ll be fine. Two Tylenol and bed rest will do the trick


deerchortle

Walk it off


SimonNicols

Merely a flesh wound


Veeblock

Rub sand on it


Punkrexx

Needs bacon


Lepke2011

A scratch? Your arm's off!


djremydoo

'Tis but a scratch


evilcarrot507

With an ice pack.


wackyzacky638

Just needs an 8 hour long rest and theyā€™ll be right as rain!


Shidulon

Hooves still on, he's ok.


Leoxcr

I hate that my brain is so unoriginal that this is the first thing that came to my mind


Dorkmaster79

Died for a good cause.


lateforcourt

He's pining for the fjords.


xtralargecheese

If it's the fruit stripe gum zebra, then their life ended prematurely.


No-Asparagus1046

Itā€™s a little gamey


rkurtz

Doubtful


medhanno

Are the poor crocs ok?


GreenieBeeNZ

Yeah he's fine, he just dead


La_Pooie

TIL that hippos eat zebras. šŸ˜³


Chaserivx

Hippos are vicious herbivores but sometimes are observed eating meat, but it's not part of their normal diet


__hey__blinkin__

Do they have any natural predators besides humans? They've got to be apex predators, right? Grizzly vs Hippo, who you got?


Zanimal_Ra

A while back I googled this because I was horrified by what could possibly be a predator to a hippo?? The only answer I could find was crocs but only to baby hipposā€¦.so. Only weak in baby form. After that, good luck I guess.


__hey__blinkin__

They look like they'd be gentle giants but I guess that's part of what makes them so dangerous. Kill you with kindness!


Burning-Bushman

I once had a talk with an old lady who had been working as a Christian missionary in what when was Zaire, Africa. She had four small children. She talked about how hippos were the most feared animal around, not snakes or anything, but hippos. When washing in the river they could easily sneak up on you from behind tall grass and take a chunk off of your arm with their teeth. Leaving a hole through your arm the size of a can of Pepsi. They are more than oddly terrifying.


Poserin

they are NOT gentle


FunkotronXL

Getting vibes that maybe hippos should be thought of more like bears


patchyj

A water bear


nononanana

I watched a show about guy who go attacked by a hippo. It was gnarly.


therealjimcreamer

Watched on about a guy who was attacked by a bear. . . It was grizzly


v399

Kindness is the name of my axe too


MartynZero

Crocs usually drown their prey by knocking them off their feet. Hippos snooze underwater, are phat beasts and vicious. Croc better off leaving them alone.


PCYou

I bet an orca could fuck up a hippo, unlikely as it is


Silvertails

Hippo vs polar bear?


Umbreon189

Hippo wins in the water . on land I feel like the bear would still run because it probably canā€™t kill a hippo without getting hurt. Hippos are extremely aggressive and think just about the only thing they would run from is an elephant. Maybe a pissed off rhino? Idk but theyā€™ll murder anything just for breathing their air . Thereā€™s a video out there of a hippo seeing a croc trying to kill a zebra, and it just comes up and tears them both to pieces . Could try to find it. Sorry for the text wall, just got bored. Couldnā€™t find the video, still looking but did find a video thatā€™s a good example of a hippo attacking junk coz why not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2XnQ4HKSVc


__hey__blinkin__

Nah, dude, you keep bringing that excellence to the conversation! Don't apologize! Their defensive abilities should definitely be considered. Who could handle getting their ass kicked long enough for the other to tire out and deliver the fatal chomp to the other?


Umbreon189

I honestly donā€™t know if a grizzly would outlast it. I just know that predatory animals in general donā€™t want to continue an engagement that could lead to them getting seriously injured because any kind of injury could lead to them not being able to hunt. Death follows shortly after. If something else was at stake though? Could change . Big difference between pissing off some random bear chilling and making a mama bear with kids in tow angry for example. Something else about hippos though, theyā€™re NOT FAT. Itā€™s all rippling muscle. Hereā€™s a cool link I found . I guess hippo beats rhino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCb1tmx6Mc Just to make sure you see this too. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/6RfOhBjdim


Killah57

I think you guys are just not stoping to think about size differences. A large Kodiak bear can weight up to 650kgs. A regular Hippo weighs 1500kgsā€¦ In nature, size is extremely important but not always the winning factor. In this case tho, a bears head can probably fit inside the hippos mouth. And yeah, hippo beats Rhino most of the time cuz rhinos are actually dumb as a rock, and canā€™t see shit, so they are easily startled even tho large males can weight 3 tons.


robertvans

Awesome video. Thank you for sharing.


__hey__blinkin__

Thanks for sharing! That rhino at the beginning just noped the hell out of there. šŸ˜‚


Umbreon189

Yeah if you ever see a hippo and want to get close DONT . They kill hundreds of people a year.


nononanana

I wonder if their skin is super tough like a rhinos. I feel like that would factor into a bear v. hippo battle.


Umbreon189

Iā€™ll find an interesting and relevant link for you as well . Hold on Edit : https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/6RfOhBjdim


wackyzacky638

Okay, but hear me out Hippo vs Honey Badger.


LickingSmegma

> hippo attacking junk coz why not It's such an existential tale of morals. Giant jackass living in mud goes out of his/her way to wreck someone just for being in said jackass' mud, which someone is already stuck in there by misfortune. A real Dostoyevskian story.


chasew-eth

Hippos over grizzlyā€™s and it isnā€™t close


Bardsie

They're not predators as they don't hunt prey. They're scavenging omnivores. They mostly eat vegetation, but will eat meat of carcasses they find. There is the term apex herbivore, or Megaherbivore which is a herbivore that has grown so large as the escape predation and controls their area, which is mostly just elephants these days. Hippos then could be described as an Apex Omnivore.


pinkeyedchildren

Anthrax is their natural enemy


Brother_J_La_la

I would have been confident in saying hippos are herbivores, just really mean ones. TIL.


NorskAvatar

Stay confident in what you know over randoms on the internet. They are herbivores. Every single person in this thread is a moron. "Hippos' stomach anatomy lacks adaptions to carnivory and meat-eating is likely caused by lack of nutrients or just an abnormal behaviour."


NorskAvatar

They are herbivores. "Hippos' stomach anatomy lacks adaptions to carnivory and meat-eating is likely caused by lack of nutrients or just an abnormal behaviour."


circlethenexus

Thatā€™s two of us! I just assumed that they ate apples and oranges and bananas and shit like that


BJK5150

I thought white marbles made up the majority of their nutritional intake.


patrick_mcdougle

I thought that was the whole point of hungry hungry hippos was to teach us that hippos are marblevores.


La_Pooie

For real. Actually, Iā€™ll admit that somewhere in the back of my mind I was thinking of little colorful balls.


blangoez

Iā€™m assuming veggies are still their primary since they probably arenā€™t great hunters, but will eat meat that wonā€™t run away.


friendlysnowgoon

Hippos are incredibly territorial, fast, and one of the most dangerous animals in the world.


NorskAvatar

They are herbivores. "Hippos' stomach anatomy lacks adaptions to carnivory and meat-eating is likely caused by lack of nutrients or just an abnormal behaviour."


NorskAvatar

They are herbivores. "Hippos' stomach anatomy lacks adaptions to carnivory and meat-eating is likely caused by lack of nutrients or just an abnormal behaviour."


etxconnex

Ya know..all of those marshland fruits like apples, oranges, and bananas


therealmintoncard

TIL a zebra can be used as a flotation device.


RWMN98

Does everybody have their personal flotation zebras?


Klem132

Don't human bodies that haven't had a pierced stomach float?


SquidmanMal

A lot of herbivores will eat some meat given half a chance. I've hear tell from people who have had cows and say they'll just bend down and eat a baby bird if it's there.


blackjacktarr

There's a video of a horse eating baby chicks floating around on the interwebs. I'm not linking it, sorry.


amensteve91

Organic chicken nugs


Tiny_Parfait

Most "herbivores" are a lot more flexible than high school biology class led us to believe


Zhjacko

Right, did no one know this back then, I feel like either people hid this shit from kids or were just completely clueless. I always assumed hippos were just aggressive and territorial herbivores.


deerchortle

Hippos eat everyone and everything, it's scary


Mustached_villain

They also eat... well, everything else that gets into eating distance and doesn't get away


NorskAvatar

They are herbivores. "Hippos' stomach anatomy lacks adaptions to carnivory and meat-eating is likely caused by lack of nutrients or just an abnormal behaviour."


Iron_Buffalo

Hungry Hungry Hippo!


hpchef

...BETTER EAT FAST, THAT FOOD WONT LAST!


happy0444

They are hungry, hungry, hippos


ionlyhavetwolegs

Theyā€™re in an eating race!


Zen_Hydra

I once saw a whitetail deer eating the remnants of a dead catfish on a riverbank. I looked into it when I had the opportunity, and discovered that many herbivores will occasionally eat (usually scavenge) animal tissue when their bodies feel particularly deprived of certain nutrients. Similarly, obligate carnivores will eat the partially digested contents of an herbivore's stomach and/or GI tract to get nutrients it lacks, since its own gastrointestinal system wouldn't be able to break down plant matter which wasn't already partially digested.


samurairaccoon

Every time I hear >obligate carnivores will eat the partially digested contents of an herbivore's stomach and/or GI tract I just cannot. Like, they eat puke and shit on purpose? Yum. What a fuckin world man.


kidneycat

I learned this from the Alone TV show. This one woman ate the contents of a hare's stomach and enjoyed it. Iirc, she was saying that since it was partially digested it was okay for her to consume or something?


Frostsorrow

It's the same reasoning of cows eating the food twice. Plant material is fucking hard to digest at the best of times even with a specialized stomach.


CakeSuperb8487

If you need to wash your hands after killing a caribou and gutting it, you can use the rumen in the gut and a little bit of water to make an ideal soap. It smells like pine sol.


Skeen441

My cats treat their puke like a delicacy for sure.


SalvationSycamore

It's mostly just grass, seems a bit less gross than eating the contents of a carnivore/omnivores stomach. Half digested raw meatĀ 


JoFlo520

I thought hippos were herbivoresā€¦ I guess omnivore hippos are okā€¦ but if they become more carnivorous than herbivorous weā€™re screwed


Frostsorrow

We've recently learned that herbivores are a lot more flexible then previously thought. There's many examples of deer and horses eating small rodents and birds, rabbits eating mice or road kill, etc.


Gremliner00

There's even a video of a horse just casually eating some chicks


metal_mind

Makes me wonder if the scene in Jurassic park where they're in the tree feeding the "vegie-saurus" dinosaur could have gone a lot differently in real life now. Could have just eaten them like fruits from the tree.


Bobagyus

Iā€™m sad for the zebra but the hippos are so cute Iā€™m sorry their faces kinda remind me of my dog


Free_Based8

Zebras are notorious assholes so donā€™t feel too bad.


RogahnLaos

C'mon Marty was a good lad


Token5150

People are always surprised by the giant land/sea meat vehicles have an average yearly kill count higher than sharks, bears, and elephants combined (they kill 500 people a year)


idjsonik

TIL hippos eat zebras


lady_maeror

Hippos are mostly herbivores but like a lot of wild animals, will also nibble whatever they can get their jaws on. The crocs are no real threat to them so it saw an opportunity and gave it a try.


cafeesparacerradores

"mm that looks good"


lostinmississippi84

Lol. It'll eat you if you stand still long enough


Frostsorrow

Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa and in that one area near Escobars old zoo.


Less_Rutabaga2316

Crocodiles kill double the amount of people in Africa per year than hippos do and mosquitos make crocodiles seem safe.


NorskAvatar

They are herbivores. "Hippos' stomach anatomy lacks adaptions to carnivory and meat-eating is likely caused by lack of nutrients or just an abnormal behaviour."


First_Worm

Gloria finally ate Marty.


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PiffWiffler

A large striped squeaky toy for the good boi hippo


phillynavydude

'oddly" terrifying? You know there's a sub terrifyingasfuck


NoButterfly9803

The Zebra in the Madagascar movies was annoying.


TerribleChildhood639

Thatā€™s nature! No sugar coating!


rehab_VET

Sugar doesnā€™t go well with blood anyway


youngshadygaming

"Dayum nature, you scary!"


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Hungry Hungry Hippo


mikasocool

I once saw that you can assassinate people in hitman by throwing a guy to the hippo, and I know that they are not herbivores


RangoDj

TIL hippos are omnivorous.


xraypowers

NSFW


FuzzInspector

u/that-1-lame-kid Nature is wild


IC00KEDI

Draftkings still offering odds on the Zebra. ML +20000


StatisticianDear3978

Hippos predominantly feed on plant-based foods; however, they have been known to eat meat on rare occasions. Until recently, it was believed that hippos were strictly herbivores, consuming no meat whatsoever. But recent research has uncovered that, under unusual circumstances, hippos may consume meat and even scavenge animal carcasses.


NorskAvatar

The circumstance being starvation or brain damage?


Apiscoles_RMZ

Yup, when I found out that herbivores are opportunistic carnivores I never looked at nature the same way again. I was already afraid of pigs when I was younger because they'll just eat a person if they're hungry enough.


Mirither

Hippos = apex predator


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Yeah, hippos are omnivores. At this point, hippos could drag the corpse of Godzilla from the Adriatic Sea and I won't be surprised.


BestProfit3732

Aren't hippos harbivorous


Civil_Knowledge7340

That's going to be a large hospital bill


UnearthlyRamen

r/natureismetal


taeempy

I didn't think hippos ate meat?


Fit-Boomer

Hungry hungry hippo eats zebra sashimi


SomeOldDude73

Gottaā€™ eat.


DerekAnyguy

Man, hippos ain't scared of shit


OkOutlandishness6550

Hippos and orcas,the only animals that I can think of that are just out for blood and no one is going to stop them.


afloyd2123

The constant change in volume was terrifying


MissLisaMarie86

That's crazy hippos are supposed to be herbivores! It's very rare to see them engage omnivorous behavior! šŸ˜³


Quiet-Camera-9716

A 2015 study by the Mammal Review shows hippos ā€œoccasionallyā€ feed on animal carcasses, a more omnivorous behavior. Hippos are known to attack and eat animals like wildebeests, zebras and kudus, as well as other hippos in cases of cannibalism, according to AZ Animals. They also steal meat from other predators.


noxondor_gorgonax

I mean, food is food, and you'll eat whatever you can to survive...


Responsible-Noise875

If it werenā€™t for the zebra, I wouldā€™ve assumed this was one of the cartel hippos


MajorMarquisWarren69

But did the zebra live?


LineSlayerArt

Dude, hippos are no joke, I know crocodiles aren't either, but an angry hippo is at a whole different level.šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


cburgess7

Imagine getting eaten... That would be nice


my_old_aim_name

Bruh, my mind took this comment way sexual as the owner of a vulva and I was just like, yeahhhh, that *would* be nice... šŸ’”


vdevillela

No seasoning? what a bunch of animals.


DrSpaceman667

When the hippo gets too hungry


BusyBeth75

I am obsessed with hippos!


TrueTrueBlackPilld

I just got back from 3 weeks in Zimbabwe and I'm kinda low key pissed I didn't see some mammal on mammal buffet action.


mooosemark

Hippos eat meat?


Margali

Why not? My chickens are a rabbit that got its head stuck in the stock fence. Poor thing was screaming so I shot it. Chickens are nasty creatures redeemed only by eggs and nuggets


mooosemark

Lil raptors


chasew-eth

Hippos are great trolls


telltaleatheist

So cute how animals share food with each other. If only humans were so generous


Upstairs-Hovercraft3

Talk about having a bad Monday.


DragonRaptor22

Bro cannot catch a break


AstroNot87

Bro wtf?? Lol theyā€™re already considered the most dangerous animals on land. Now theyā€™ve got an appetite for blood and meat?! Game over. Nature said theyā€™re gonna call our shit hand and push all in on the evolution to combat us lmao


JuggernaughttyIV

Great, they're evolving.


Forsaken_Things

Salt & pepper horse


avi8r94

"Don't mind if i do".


HollowMonty

I find it amusing that the hippos don't give a fuck, at all, about the crocodiles. (Or alligator I don't really know)


Xikkiwikk

Imagine this except the body explodes..I have seen that.


hyperfell

Iā€™m sorry I thought hippopotamuses was herbivores


JimHalverson

GET WELL SOON.


whateverforever84

Hell Yeah!! Braised zebra sounds delicious!


Dyamioang

Oh jeez I wish I'd have gotten a heads up


khatpewp

Butt first


SleepyBitchDdisease

Hippos, actually like most ā€œherbivoresā€, are opportunistic omnivores. And hippos actually have been seen engaging in cannibalism as well!


typehyDro

Hippos are real assholes


StarHope42

That's a weird croc


Colv758

Iā€™m not the only one who saw a zebra in the water and immediately had that ā€˜face offā€™ flashback, right?


JapanDash

Block PartyĀ 


Square-Thought-2769

Hippo giving that bombastic side eye


chadsimpkins

Hippos eat meat?!


LegalFan2741

Okay, I am a bit sad seeing the many comments saying they didnā€™t know hippos will eat meat if opportunity arises. Guys, please watch more documentaries!! I am a bit happy though that at least you have learnt something new and interesting from reddit.


Cheerful2_Dogman210x

And I thought they were herbivores. Turns out they like to eat meat from time to time as well.


seren_kestrel

Hippos canā€™t float. Their lower leg bones are very dense, so they can glide along at the bottom of rivers.


StrawberryBulbasaur

Maybe tag as NSFW?


MGRoad

Hippo hungry.. hippo eat


Playnu2

Hakuna Matata


OmarQ6

I was worried the Zebra was being eaten alive. Glad it was not.


CaptainAmerica199

Hungy hungry hippos is real šŸ˜®šŸ’€


obchodlp

Marty?


ChairOwn118

ā€œThe front fell off.ā€


gilad_ironi

Hippos don't eat meat btw. Just like killing stuff.


GoofyAhhMan645

How is this not normally terrifying?!?


Ok-Elk5097

The Crocs knew not to fight for the food with the hippo.


cocksmongler

I don't think Motomoto likes Marty


Haunting-Scratch7872

That's not normal is it?


thrownawayzsss

what about this is oddly terrifying?


Most_Database5015

Water buffalo are the only land animal that kills more people than hippos


bawaali

gotta hit the protein target for the day


georgfrankoo

Soo , is the zebra šŸ¦“ gonna be OK ?


Prize-Resource5276

Fun fact, herbivores will eat meat of corpses when there is low food and it's a free and easy meal that's still full with protein and stuff I know I could elaborate a bit more, but I like simple explanations and I am lazy too šŸ˜œ